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You just don't like me.

No, no, no, no.

Okay.

What the hell? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. That was so disrespectful.

Who texted you last night?

You did. I did. And who didn't text me back when I texted you back?

I was in bed. I was being a responsible student, making sure on a school night I was getting to bed at an early hour for class today, while somebody else was out late last night at Adam Sandler.

This is Adam Sandler. You're listening to Mojo in the morning. Was it a good show? He is very, very hot, and I do want to touch his hiney.

Was it sold out? It was sold out. It was absolutely jam-packed in there, but it was so great. And I couldn't believe how many people showed up with him. First of all, he had like a half hour of openers, which it was so stressful trying to get in to downtown, because usually when you go to a concert, they say the show starts at 7, but the gorgeous doesn't really go on until 9. Not the case last night. You had to get in your seat. You had to get the booty in the seat so you didn't miss any Adam Sandler, but he was on stage for two hours? Wow. Yeah, it was crazy, but it was so much fun.

And a ton of celebrities came with

him, too. Oh, my God, yeah. It was like Tim Meadows, Rob Schneider, Kevin James. Oh, my God, I love Tim Meadows. So many more. Yeah, I didn't know Tim Meadows was in town. A little part of me was like, I'm so glad he's here. And he came out on stage and he waved everybody. He looks super hot still. Tim Meadows? Yes, Tim Meadows is so hot. Who has ever thought that Tim Meadows was hot? I think he's hot. You don't think he's hot?

You're like the girls that would think that David Spade was hot. I used to look at David Spade and go, how does he get so many hot model girlfriends?

David Spade's personality makes him so hot.

Really?

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

I wouldn't say, like, the hairdo from the 90s or the early 2000s, but, like, I actually think David Spade is getting hotter with age.

Oh, wow. This is Adam Sandler from Megan. What was he singing about here?

This is the Chris Farley song. It's, like, the only serious part of the show.

Hold on, I got to dump that because Megan gave me a dirty version of a Adam Sandler.

I said that for the social media I don't know why you just decided to play it on the air I couldn't tell you it was going to curse a lot

That's alright Well does he sing the whole time or does he do stand up

So the first like 30 minutes Was just straight stand up And then he starts mixing in But his singing is mostly comedy songs. He did like Grow Old With You. He did the Chris Farley song. Yeah, but most of them are like comedy songs. And then he does stand up in between.

Grow Old With You is such a great song. It really is. Honestly, I can't believe how many people I know that have used that as their wedding song because it was from The Wedding Singer.

And he did it with a whole bunch of pictures of him and his wife and then his kids growing up. his kids growing up and then people like growing up with him like his fans and it was so cool

that's awesome it was so good so but something happened to you at the show that might have been funnier than the show if it would have like fully gone through so i i didn't think i was going to

make it to the show i think i thought i was about to end up in the hospital i saw my life flash before my eyes and before you're saying megan you're so dramatic let me tell you i genuinely thought i was gonna lose some teeth and it's because as i was walking into lca there was a dad and i'm guessing his two young sons that was um playing like uh those bucket drums outside of lca and they were so cute very smart to bring the little boys because of course i'm gonna give you money if there's kids so i walk over to his bucket i was gonna go drop some money in it and as i did one of the little boys dropped his drumstick and it was a total accident and i fell on it but i had already thrown the money into the bucket and it was freezing yesterday i was wearing like a puffy vest and i had thrown my hands back into my pockets to try to keep them warm and i started falling and you ever do that thing where you're like like you're running falling and you're like just get your feet under you so you don't smash your face and at any point did I think to get my hands out of my pocket to catch myself? Right. Absolutely not. They stayed locked and loaded right in their position. Not going to help out and catch me if I'm falling. And all I see is I'm like bent over at the waist. I'm inches from the cobblestones. And I just keep thinking, don't break your nose. Please don't lose your teeth. Please don't break your nose. Please don't lose your teeth. You better catch yourself, you idiot. And I'm going, and I start hearing all of these people behind me going, oh, it's happening. And I swear to God, in the most athletic moment of my entire life, I was able to re-get my center of gravity, and thank God I didn't fall. That wasn't even the worst part.

What do they call that in gymnastics? You took the landing?

I stuck the landing. You stuck the landing. 10 out of 10. Look at her.

She's unbelievable. She stuck the landing right before she fell.

Only two times I've been abducted because essentially as soon as I got back up, this poor girl comes running up behind me and she goes, nice save, but your leggings are a little see-through. No. Oh. Mortified. I wish I would have fallen. I wish I would have fallen so people didn't notice because teeth on the street, Way more attention grabbing Than my underwear But

Was it cute underwear?

No

So you would have rather fallen and hurt yourself Than people know What your Butt looks like

Absolutely because my butt hasn't looked good in years

So you want your teeth To match your butt

I suffer from the mojo frog butt He and I both have it is very is it's so unfortunate that i'm so blessed on top and so i look like a 12 year old boy from behind you could put a plank up on my back and it would hit everything i always say we should we

should switch a little bit there i would much rather honestly i would much rather have my uh my butt show than than have my you know hands broken wrist broken teeth broken angela what's

up it's mojo in the morning hey i'm all about david spade megan hotter with age right hotter

with age did you find him attractive before age because i always thought he looked like kind of a greaseball but girls love him personality yeah personality makes them attractive yeah he got

so many girls like i said in the dirty that's my bill hater like bill hater you wouldn't look at him if he wasn't i don't know you yeah if he didn't have the personality he had you wouldn't find him hot. You know where I fell in love with

him? That's why Dad named you Joe Dart and said, no, no, biker. Joe Dart, biker.

Great movie. Joe Deerte. Jen, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Megan went to Adam Sandler last night. What's going on?

Good morning, everybody. How are you? Good morning. What's happening? Good. I just had to text in when you guys were talking about David.

spade because i have this uncanny knowledge of rumors about various celebrities and their endowments and david spade is rumored to be packing some serious heat really you know what he gives me bde oh well according to i mean look at his his stable i mean he said heather lockley around mine forever never back in the day when she was her own number um i think laura flynn boyle like he's had some really hot broads and everybody's playing what's going on and then it came out. Yeah, he's got a hammer.

He's had as hot of girls as John

Mayer has. Exactly. I mean, everybody likes to laugh, but in the end, you need something to follow through with if you know what I mean.

David Spade is hotter than John Mayer. Hands down. That's not even close. I don't agree with you there.

You said, oh, girl. David Spade's girlfriends. Ready? Naya Rivera, Heather Locklear, Julie Bowen, you know, from... Really? Yeah. From Modern Family. And Happy Gilmore. Laura Fleming Boyle. Let's see here. Oh, Cameron, or Carmen Electra, Nicolette Sheridan, Jillian Barbary. Let's go down this list here. Caitlin Carter. Wait a second. It says that he dated Tara Reid and also dated Ellen DeGeneres. He dated Ellen DeGeneres?

No way.

That's what it says.

He scared her. He scared her to the other side.

Well, wait, you said you had a knowledge of celebrities that were well-endowed. Do you have any other that made the list on either big or small?

I've heard both for Leo DiCaprio. I mean, it was rumored the Hammer, and then everyone's like, mm-mm, and totally selfish, by the way, which is no surprise. Let's see. But there's, like, a club out there. So everybody knows about Liam Neeson. Arnold Schwarzenegger surprised me because of all the, you know, working out and whatnot. Wait, I don't know this. It's not a tumor. I thought that stuff only affected the grapes. Yeah, so it's good to know. So, yeah, he's, you know, Arnold. And, yeah, so it usually just comes up when I'm watching movies, and I'll say, you know, and my husband will say, yes, honey, that's all you have to say.

Thank you for the call, Jen. We love you.

You've got it. You guys have a great day. You too.

All right, take care of yourself. All right. we should actually have Jen be your official dirty correspondent

yeah like when we want to know about somebody

yeah like if we ever like start wondering we'll call up she'll be like encyclopedia Jen or Wicca Jen

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