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Mojo in the morning show. Mike, I'm moving your topic because it would be back to back with this. I'm going to move it to just a little bit later. Otherwise, we'd be talking privates to privates. Okay. Okay. You cool with that? I don't care. I'm going to move Megan up here right now. Scheduled. Megan, so last night we were out, all of us hanging. And actually, we got to thank the great people that came out and supported us, including our good friend. Steve Gabara from Zot Ford, who you hear Megan talk about so often, and we've given away many a car from him with Make Out with a Mustang and some of the other great contests that we've done with Zot. But Megan and Steve Gabara last night looked very, like, kind of, like, relationship-y.

No.

And I always thought it was always a tongue-in-cheek joke between the two of you guys until I saw you guys, like, really in an in-depth conversation, and I didn't know what it was about.

We're good friends. We enjoy each other's company, okay? Okay. Period.

Good friends that touch each other's genitals?

Ew, no, Mike, what the hell? No.

Okay, but there's no other way to ask that.

Oh, my God, there was plenty of other ways to ask that, Mike. Like, are you guys romantic together?

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm, like, so thrown off that you just did that. But I will say, because now you're going to make this whole thing weirder than it meant to be. Steve and I have decided to come up with a marriage pact, and it's not because we do things like Mike suggested. It's because I need a financial backup to my dad, and I've decided that the next person in my life that will be Steve Cabara from Zot Ford.

What do you mean, a marriage pact?

So I have decided that if I am still single by the time that I am 40, I will marry Steve Cabrera. Wow. I know.

I mean, that's only nine years away.

It's 10 years, thank you very much, but yeah. No, you're about to turn 31. Don't, no, I'm not. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. I'm youth, I'm Gen Z and youthful, and I just barely graduated high school. what are you talking about i um am a child essentially still mentally so whatever um but yeah i've decided that uh it'll it'll be 40 but here's the thing we were in the parking lot yesterday after this event for mojo um for the pal program did he walk you to your car he did and i actually started falling in the parking lot and i was around a lot of people i was around mojo chelsea mike everybody like a lot of people not one person even went oh my god are you okay but steve once steve guevara ran to me grabbed me make sure i didn't fall and made sure i was okay and i

said you know what 39 and a half oh wow so it was 40 it was 40 but because he was so nice to you yeah it gets moved up he what does he want to make the pact shorter than 10 years he does so uh i i

I said, if you want to make it shorter than 10 years, you have to start doing a nice thing for me and we'll negotiate.

Wow. Yeah. Do people do that? Do people actually have this as a legit thing where they will make a pact with each other? Has anybody ever heard of that?

I want to talk to somebody who's actually followed through with it.

Yeah, that would be, I mean, I'll tell you what, you know, I think that it's a nice idea to, you know, to have somebody that, I mean, one of the beauties of, of, you know, being in a relationship is knowing that you got somebody that's got your back, you know what I mean? So it'd be kind of nice. Would you guys stay in the same room with each other? Or how would that be? Because I'm wondering about this. If you guys made a marriage pact, would it include everything that married people do? Or maybe don't do once they get married?

So again, everything is up for negotiations. And I said the more trips that he sends me on, the better the accommodations will become. So essentially, right now, it's separate houses. But it could be separate bedrooms. Could be separate floors. could be an add-on onto his house or you know depending on what happens we'll see where the cards lie but right now separate houses

I kind of wait I kind of like this idea first off I like Megan having somebody because I think that that's good and I know that you got your dad and your brother and you got us but to be perfectly honest with you we need you to have somebody somebody to take care and make sure that you know make sure you're you're up in the morning or you know alive and breathing and right and listen you

guys i this isn't gonna shock anybody i don't have a 401k but i could have a steve gubara are you willing to put up with everything that steve gubara comes with absolutely not but i i

he's not he's not home a lot like he goes out of town golfing all the time so it's actually kind of a perfect relationship.

Yeah, honestly. Like, it's not bad. Yeah, yeah.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Text 95500. Let me read one of these texts. Texture 313 says, I knew somebody that did just this. Friend of mine actually told one of our other friends, if we're not married by 40, we're going to marry each other. They ended up falling in love after they said that.

See, those are the stories I want to hear.

But that sounds to me like it wasn't, all right, we're 40, we're getting married. It sounds to me like it just meant that they spent more time with each other. Maybe it kind of like took the pressure off. 567 says, Megan and Steve Gabara, I always thought that when Megan would talk about him that she was already in a relationship with him.

I mean, pretty much.

Because you do kind of insinuate from time to time.

Well, you guys hang out. We do hang out.

but i would say yeah yeah because he's the only one that's nice to me so it's funny that he says

that he says that customers will come into the dealership there and we'll ask like oh where's megan like they'll ask like the question like you're actually there with him this would actually

make you there with him my favorite thing of the entire world is i i don't know if you've heard it yet but our commercial this month it says it's me the future mr megan mick no it's just not oh

Oh, that's so good. Really? Oh, I love that he plays along like that. I know.

He is a great guy. Hey, it's Megan from Mojo.

Is this it right here or no?

With the future Mr. Megan Mick. Oh, that's so good, Megan.

That's hysterical.

I do love him. He's the best. I love him, too. And we do need to find him somebody. Absolutely. Wait. We do need to what? We do need to find him somebody. Then what does it do for Megan? Well, she's got a few years.

Yeah. And truly, Shannon, I do really enjoy him. I do want him to find me. I know.

I talked to him for such a long time last night. But stop for a second.

Then your insurance policy is gone. You don't want to do that.

No, I'll be a sister. How many times on the show have I said? I'll be a sister wife. I want to be a platonic sister wife. That would work out perfectly.

Ashley, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi, how are you guys doing this morning?

We're good. What's up?

Good, good. So, you know, dating can be a nightmare and everything. And so the other day, I was talking to my best friend, and I said, you know what? I said, screw this. I said, if you're not married by the time you're 40, why don't I just marry you? We get along great. We've been rolling for 22 years, and I seem to be the only person on this earth that understands you. And she said, you know what? Let's make that deal.

Oh, I like it. So it's not only that this can be done with, you know, Megan and Steve Gabbard, but it could be done, Ashley, with you and your best friend. What's her name?

Absolutely. Her name's Rachel.

Oh, my God. This happened to me. My best friend, Rachel, we made that pact, too, but then she ended up finding a guy and moving to Miami. So now there's nobody.

Oh, wait. Wait. Okay, so question for you. Ashley, are you gay? No. No.

I mean, I'm a little curious.

So here's the deal. you would go gay for your best friend.

I would.

I like that. That's actually. But she is that important in my life that I totally would. And we talked about that, too. And it could be, you know, a situation where it's just like we're together. We pay bills together. We hustle together like a marriage. But then we can kind of do our own thing, too.

Oh, my God. You're giving my wife ideas right now. She's got so many people, friends. This is not good.

You know, I mean, I hate to say it, guys, but we're kind of taking over the world.

I know you are. Absolutely you are. All right. Well, you take care of yourself, okay?

Thank you. You too. Thanks for your time, guys.

We love you. Oh, I'm sorry. Have a good weekend. Michelle.

Hey, what's up, guys? Nothing much.

What do you think about this? Megan Mick possibly found the man of her dreams.

Well, see, I think she already has. So I say, why wait nine years? Just put Steve on the phone and have him propose on the air.

And you know what? I'm an ordained minister. I can actually marry these guys if you want.

See, everything works out.

What do you think about people that do this, though, that will make these marriage packs?

Honestly, I think it's a smart move. I did have a best friend that always said, you know, if we're not married by 30, we're going to get, you know, we're marrying each other. But it didn't work out.

You know what's weird about this, though, is that it probably is better for staying together than just going out and meeting somebody swiping. Because at least you know that you guys like each other, you know?

Right. Yeah, like I can tolerate you for. Well, there's a foundation there already.

Yeah. And I will say this with my wife, Chelsea, we started off as friends actually really was not a relationship that we were into. Like we were, you know, she didn't have even a thought of being with me. And to be quite honest, I was actually trying to see somebody at that same time. But it's funny when you start off as friends, like Megan and Steve do, it actually makes the relationship so much more, you know, I guess, genuine. one so oh definitely and by the way i think that uh zots give a dealer car to spouses so

honestly i think i'm gonna need a new car soon so yeah it's a two-for-one deal

forget about forget about steve let's just marry one of the zots