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all right mojo in the morning show a lot of stuff to get to today a lot of stuff to talk about home of the phone scams the war of the roses and the dirty on the 30 mojo spike shannon megan mike our producers kp reese our director of social impact lydia associate producer and then our executive audio producer is Katie. Megan, I haven't heard from you in a little bit here. I need to just make sure that you haven't left for the day. Are you there? No, I'm just kidding you. I got your topic up next here.

What do you want me to talk about with kids and Dana? No.

You were a kid at one time, weren't you? Weren't you a kid at one time?

Never. Actually, I was born a 22-year-old woman. Are you?

Could you imagine that to the surprise of your dad? What the hell happened here?

I don't know. I'm one of those weird people who doesn't remember the majority of my childhood, so did it even exist?

Yeah, I know. Sometimes you don't want to remember the majority of your childhood, thank God, right?

Yeah, that's it.

All right, so Megan, I burned myself, and what did your brother do?

Okay, we need to talk, because I'm going to kick my brother out of the house. I burned myself in the most idiotic way. You ever use a crock pot before? Yeah.

Yes.

Those get really hot, right? Yes, we're all adults.

Honestly, isn't a Crock-Pot just a safe thing, just put on a counter and you're supposed to be okay?

I don't know if you watch This Is Us. That's how the dad died. Spoiler alert.

Wasn't that a pressure cooker? No, it was a Crock-Pot. No, it was a Crock-Pot. They didn't have pressure cookers, probably, did they? Yeah, because that was the year the Boston Marathon bomber used the pressure cooker. Oh, okay.

Yeah, but the show was in the past and the present.

Oh, right, right, right.

Yeah. So, weird fact that you thought that was the same year that the Boston Marathon.

When this exhaust is on, I left the room and left the house. It was the most depressing show I've ever seen in my life.

So, you know when you have a crackpot and you go to lift the lid, there's like that little hole where the pressure steam comes out of? Well, I forgot about that. And I went to go lift the lid off. And I burned the crap out of my wristlet. It's the point where I, like, yelled because it so caught me off guard. And I was like, this is a crackpot. Why did you harm me? It's worse than, like, getting burned with hot water. The steam is the worst. Yeah. And then my brother, who was standing immediately next to me, like, if I could reenact the moment, it was genuine fear and pain scream. So it wasn't like a, ah. It was like a, oh, my God, kind of scream. And my brother immediately just turned to me and started laughing. like laughing in a mocking way not laughing in a oh my god that's crazy but like uh how dumb are you kind of way you know there are two different kinds yeah of laughter and this one came from a

place of meanness and immediately i just yelled at him you weren't even going to ask me if i was okay before you started laughing at me and he just responded back with is a crock pot how did you get hurt and we fought for an hour and i did not let it go because i thought it was so rude am i in the wrong here yeah probably but i was really mad yesterday and also very hungry because at this point i had not eaten the food in the crock pot i had just been harmed by the crock

pot this is another reason why megan and her brother sean need a sitcom no they need a sitcom based on them you can you don't have to play the the or it because it doesn't can't be a reality show a reality show sometimes wouldn't work comedy wise it needs to be a full-fledged like comedy

No, you want to know why?

Because I just want to see what you guys yell and argue about in that house together, living together.

America would fall in love with my brother and hate me, and I can't have that. I'm the attention seeker out of the two of us. I need the approval from strangers. He couldn't care less.

Could you imagine if these guys had their own? In the episode, it would be called the episode 117, The Crockpot.

The Crockpot.

Yeah, or The Crappot. It would be the crap pot because Megan would be like crap or whatever

But I think the rule is if somebody gets hurt you say are you okay first and then you laugh You don't get to laugh and then not ask if you're okay

Have you ever been though in a situation where like somebody gets hurt or it's a really sad moment And like something comes over you and you can't stop laughing Oh yeah It's the worst it's happened to me at a funeral It's happening Wait at a funeral? You're dead I see something and I'm like in the funeral mass I get that Where I can't stop laughing

My wife Laughs at people who fall all the time And I think I mentioned that not that long ago Because didn't Megan also have her brother That laughed at her when she fell once

Yeah my brother's kind of neat

But you just kind of You know what You know you're going to be okay

No I don't think so Because I've been putting burn ointment on it For the past 20

listen here jay leno 14 hours everything will be okay

you will be okay i promise you but like every hour it starts to burn again and i'm injured and i need help our health care isn't that great i don't think i'm telling you this episode this

is episode no whatever this is guys you're treating me like he does i just wanted some

Sympathy.

All right, well, okay, here you go. I'm sorry. I stopped listening. All I was wondering was what you were making in the crock pot.

Monica, next time call me because I will go into full mom mode, and I will kiss your boo-boo until it is better. Thank you.

Listeners, call us up right now and give Megan some sympathy. Give her just a little like, oh, Megan, it's going to be okay.

It was her soup, okay? And the soup was so hot. That was the soup. You were making your soup. Yeah.

Was the soup too hot? Oh, soup. Bernie, Bernie.

That's what I was looking for.

Let's get a little Spongebob Band-Aid on here.

I hate you guys. You are ice. Remember when Shannon fell on the scooter and everybody was like, oh my God, that looks like it's really her. Are you okay? And everybody was so concerned and said, I can't believe that happened to you. And then I was like, I got burned and you're all like, deserved it.

Mojo in the morning Can you give a little sympathy To our girl Megan here

You're cracking me up right now Megan you're okay You're gonna be okay Everything is gonna be okay I'm not sure you're right

She has a rough life She has a very rough life The crock pot burned her last night

It's about the size of a quarter guys Life changing

Do you feel that we give Shannon more sympathy That just got brought up

I'm sorry, I had an entirely bloody face Well, I have a bird the size of a corner On my wrist, okay And every time I move my hand Every time I move my hand It hurts, okay

It's not a competition, you're both stupid

Brendan, what's going on, Brendan?

Oh no, imagine your head Thank you

Baby girl Give me some ice cream. You can have some while you, like, ice it down for a little bit. How about that? Thank you. I appreciate you. I'd rather work with you than these people.

The sound she made, I wish she had as a ringtone afterwards. Just every time you call, Megan's calling, you hear that little,

Oh, it's another Megan I hate everything moment.

That's it. I'm done. I quit.

Megan, are you quitting again today? Let me guess. You're putting in your two-week notice.

I'm over it. I'm over everything. I'm done.

I'm done.

The answer is yes.

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