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megan you got to tell us about this guy or should i say guy or should i say boy well i would have

started with guy and i think we ended with boy by the end of the conversation and um it was really interesting i don't really flirt with people because i'm bad at it you are the greatest

flirt in the world you are come on you think she's bad at flirting well i've witnessed

i wish they're in the same studio so you could see which one finger i'm holding but i was talking to this guy we were having a fun conversation i was uh letting a little bit loose and uh at one point he said in the conversation well what do you want and i was like i really really really want a zika zika yes because i am a 90s baby and he was like what does that mean correct response shannon the audible gasp that escaped my body was uncontrollable and i said excuse me what do you mean what does that mean he was like what does zika zika mean Now, I went to BGSU, and there's like a chant that's like Ziggy, Ziggy something. So he thought it was a BG thing. And I was like, no, Spice Girls. And he goes, who's that? What? Excuse me? How old are you? And he said, oh, I'm 21. I've never heard of them.

Oh, boy.

I immediately said, I am so sorry for entertaining this conversation. I didn't realize that you were out of my age bracket. I have to go. I got to leave. so he was telling my brother this and he said oh yeah i have a test for people too and i said what's your test and he goes if i make an office reference and she doesn't get it she's too young for me and i thought that's a great little like testing bar that actually is

great yeah you should know the office if you're anything what over the age of whatever 25 right

And I think it can be hard because a lot of times when you're out at a bar and somebody's drinking, okay, you're like, okay, so they're at least 21, and then you start talking to them, and you're like, oh, you're too young for me. Like, you are out of here. You don't get my references. You don't get anything. This is not good. I want to see you. I'm here to teach. I'm here to enjoy life.

I want to see you dating a 21-year-old guy. I want to see you. I just think, don't you think?

I don't date people.

Him snuggling up to those bosoms of yours.

Okay. First of all, stop.

Second of all.

I think it would be wonderful for you to be with a 20. It would give you a rejuvenation in life, Megan.

No, I think I'd just be annoyed and sad all the time. I never dated anybody younger than me.

They wouldn't know any of your television references. That's what I'm saying. Some of your references are obscure. Like the musical references that people don't get. Oh, I know.

Okay, but not Spice Girls. No, no. They're not obscure.

They're just gems. And if you understood quality, you would understand how funny I am.

What did you say?

Niche. Yeah, niche.

So have you – that's a nice way of putting it. Niche. Niche. That's very classy. By the way, have you ever had that happen to you? Have any of our listeners ever had that happen to them where they were out with somebody and they thought that they were really hitting it off and then only to find out that the person was way too young because they had no clue whatever it was that you were like into or like a song usually or an old movie like you bring up a movie and they would go what's that

I dated somebody who was older than me who was like 10 or how much older than me was he I don't know because he lied about his age but he was significantly older than me and he would always make references and I was like totally clueless or he would play a song be like you remember this song? Nope, I don't.

But he also was a Nickelback fan, so that also kind of threw it for a loop there. Somebody said that they have an interesting test, and I like this test. We'll pick it up the line. They texted and Ellen called them up. You can call 844-MOJO-LIVE or text 95500. We called Heather back because her text was great. Heather, what is your test to see if they're too young for you?

Mojo, what's Jenny's number?

Oh, I love it. 8675 3-0-9-9.

Such a good one.

And have you ever had somebody go, Jenny who?

Yes.

And what do you do?

The conversation's over. Yeah.

It's like the Usher test. Like, where was Usher at 7 o'clock? 7 o'clock on the dot. Or my drop top. In the streets. All right. Sometimes the lyrics. But that's right. That's a good one. Tim, what's happening?

Hey, guys. Before I met my wife There was a girl I had met And she didn't know Titanic was real She thought it was a movie

No Okay, that's not an age thing That's like a stupidity thing Right?

Yeah I'm not married to her So I'm going to go with yes

Yeah

How did that make you feel when that happened? Did you do the Wait, did you do the look on your face? It's like the, like, the duh look. Yeah.

The audible eye roll.

Yeah.

Just to say that's the last time I saw her.

Yeah. That's great. Are you single? No, sir. You're not? Okay, because I was going to say, Megan over here just had bad luck with the 21-year-old. I don't know if we could, like, maybe.

Isn't it interesting when you try to hook up Ellen with somebody, how you talk to people? Because you're like, oh, because Ellen over here, you know, she's single and she bakes and she's great. And then you're like, you know, Megan needs somebody. So if you want to let us know.

Don't you think Megan is great?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. What were you going to say?

I would have caught the Spice Girls reference, though, at least.

Yeah, exactly. The bar is not high, guys.

Don't you think Megan and a 21-year-old would be great content for the show?

It would be amazing content for the show.

It would honestly make me the happiest person ever if all of a sudden Megan says, guys, I got a boyfriend. And we're like, oh, really? He says, yeah, yeah. He's 18.

Oh, my God. Ew. I'm going to make him younger. Thank you.

Hard pass.

I got to go pick him up.

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