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Meaghan Feels Like a Boomer
Mojo In The Morning

Meaghan Feels Like a Boomer

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June 21, 2023 | 00:08:49 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show. Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Mike, Kev, KP and Lydia It's kind of nice to hear That Megan's having this happen to her Not that I wish upon anything Bad to anybody But it's nice from somebody that will Make fun of boomers So often For her to say that she now Is starting to feel like one

00:02:17 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 3:

What do I make fun of when it comes to boomers? What do I make fun of? they deserve everything they get. If they're going to talk down to me, I'm going to talk down to them. But now I feel like karma is biting me in the ass because of it. I mean, you are right. I think that's going to be the phrase of the day is you are right. And Mojo, the second time for you during one of my topics, you are right. I definitely deserve what is happening to me. It is, I wouldn't say instant karma because I do feel like this has been coming for quite a while. but I am in this very frustrating phase of my life and I say phase because it seems to be haunting me everywhere I go but it all of my technology is breaking around me and I'm too embarrassed to ask for help and come off like a boomer so essentially I'm just not fixing anything and

00:03:08 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 5:

living my most miserable life currently really like what's what's breaking on you that you can't

00:03:14 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 3:

figure out so couldn't tell you why but for some reason my primary bedroom in my house is the only one above 80 degrees while the rest of my house the ac is working and it is below 70 degrees and i can't seem to fix it i've tried googling it like four times i refuse to call somebody out to fix it um because i feel like this is something i should do myself but i haven't been able to find the solution so i just sweat all of the time now my personal favorite is um my phone won't connect to my Bluetooth in my car anymore. And I'm not kidding you. It drives me irrationally angry. Like sometimes I feel like I am the, it's my villain origin story. The fact that my phone won't connect to my Bluetooth and I can't figure it out. And I spent, I am not kidding you, two and a half hours deep diving in on the internet, unplugging my car battery and got to the point where I refused to schedule an appointment at a dealership to try to fix it because that is

00:04:11 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 5:

absolutely embarrassing do you think it's your phone or you think it's your car it's absolutely

00:04:15 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 3:

my car because i did have to go to the apple store and they it's not my phone it is my car and i refuse i absolutely refuse to go to the mechanic over a bluetooth not connecting my phone i can't stand the judgment i cannot no no that is absolutely embarrassing is your uh clock uh

00:04:33 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

still blinking 12 or what is it is that one of those two you can't remember that when you when when you'd go over to your grandma's house and your grandma's house would have the VCR would have the clock on it and it would always blink 12 because grandma couldn't figure out how to set the time or the oven or the oven is another one too, where you can't figure out which by the way, you think that nowadays everything would be so easy to do sometimes in your car. It's not like my car. Thank God is a.

00:05:00 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 1:

a newer Tahoe but the older Tahoe it wasn't like automatic where the time would switch when it would go daylight savings time and you would set the whole thing and it'd be great and then you'd go okay great I said it and then go back and look and it's like still the same time and it would annoy the crap out of you and it was you didn't press set you know save or whatever it was at that particular time Megan are you uh are you usually like the tech genius though when it comes to this

00:05:28 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 4:

stuff or no? No, I'm absolutely not. But it does drive me nuts when my dad can't figure out the printer. And I'm like, I don't know, just Google it. And now it's gotten to the point where I've Googled it and I can't figure out the answer. And I refuse to ask for help because I have been so just not helpful to other people in the past that I can't ask for help.

00:05:45 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 1:

Somebody needs to explain something to me. Are printers like iPhones where after a certain time, they just break on you so that you have to buy a new one? I can never get in. People are like, Why do you need a printer? Well, there are times where you need to print stuff.

00:06:01 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 5:

Very true.

00:06:02 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 1:

And there are, which by the way, there are times, I even had this week, I don't even know why this was, I had to do something with the state for breaking and entering Christmas wish, and they asked me to fax. I go, what? I'll page you later, too. I said, put Gretchen Whitmer on the phone. There's no, put her on the fax. I'm telling you. But no, they did. They asked me to fax something. But a printer is interesting. I have bought more printers for our house for my children, you know, in school and stuff. Every GD printer in that house lasts six months and a day. And then it doesn't work anymore. And you cannot get it to wirelessly print crap.

00:06:41 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 4:

Right.

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You know?

00:06:43 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 4:

Yes. I totally know.

00:06:45 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 1:

I feel like a boomer, too. And always the instruction is, did you try restarting it? Have you tried to restart it?

00:06:51 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 4:

Okay. Do you know? Okay. Fun fact. When it comes to my Bluetooth in my car, I can't even figure out how to restart it because everybody says that it's the computer issue in my car. And I can find it for the updated model of my sound system, but I cannot find it for the current model of my sound system. So it's saying hold down these two buttons and it'll reset. I don't have the two buttons. I don't have the buttons.

00:07:14 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 1:

I don't have them. The best thing ever, though, is YouTube. When people started just YouTubing it. And then there was one guy that would do, I think it was for the printer. that i saw this he goes and if you have this printer just turn this youtube off and get another one because he actually said it was so bad emily what's going on good morning how are

00:07:33 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 3:

you guys good morning we're doing good frustrated yeah uh megan i the bluetooth in your car i just went through this last week um i don't know how to do it uh but i drove a ford and i had to do a hard reset on the software my husband did it i want to say he looked it up online um but it worked and I haven't had any problems since. I know you don't want to go to the dealership, but maybe call them. Maybe if you have a friend that works for whoever makes the model of your car.

00:08:01 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 1:

She basically flirts with Gabara all the time. Why can't he do this for you?

00:08:05 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 4:

Because I don't want to admit to him that I can't figure it out. It's embarrassing.

00:08:09 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 1:

Oh, jeez. Come on. He won't rub it in. He'll just make you have to go sit. He'll make you sit through another boring dinner with him to do this thing. Is it worth a boring dinner with Steve Gabara to get your clock fixed or whatever you need fixed or your Bluetooth fixed? What's going on, Mo?

00:08:25 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 2:

Hey, how are you?

00:08:26 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 1:

Good. What's happening?

00:08:29 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 2:

I just wanted to let her know that, okay, when she disconnected the battery, did she put the positive terminal and the negative terminal together?

00:08:41 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 4:

I don't know.

00:08:44 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 2:

Okay, am I on the radio right now? Yeah, bro. Yeah. You called. Oh, wow, wow, wow. I heard this. Okay, so next time...

00:08:53 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 1:

Wait, you have to record this. Do you know how to do that? Do we need to teach you how to do that?

00:08:57 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so what she's going to do is she's going to take the battery heads off. And as she takes the battery heads off, she gets a zip tie. And with the zip tie, she's going to want to reset.

00:09:09 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 1:

If you got it, by the way, if you got to use zip ties, then there's something wrong. Why are you using zip ties? Okay, so I'll explain it to you.

00:09:17 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 2:

When you take off When you take off Positive and negative You need to take off Positive and negative That's going to reset the computer And the vehicle

00:09:29 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 1:

Okay

00:09:31 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 2:

Now as she disconnects positive and negative When she does that What the hell are you talking about? She needs those She needs positive and negative She's got to make those touch No he's trying to kill me

00:09:44 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 4:

This will electrocute me I'm not that dumb. I'm dumb, but like.

00:09:50 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 1:

This sounds like blue tooth fluid. By the way, Mike, he sounds like a mo, doesn't he? Yes. He sounds like, yes.

00:09:57 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

The number one they teach you not to do when you jump a car.

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 2:

Sorry, don't touch the cables. Don't do positive and negative. You're literally trying to kill me. This is a crime.

00:10:05 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 4:

Mo, what city are you in?

00:10:08 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 3:

I'm in...

00:10:09 - 00:10:11 | Speaker 4:

Let me guess. Warren. Are you in Warren?

00:10:12 - 00:10:12 | Speaker 3:

No, I'm in Novi.

00:10:13 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 4:

Novi. Okay. All right. Can you just come to the studio or down the street and just fix this for her? Yeah, I will. So, listen. All right. All right. We'll talk to you. Mo, thank you, Mo. I appreciate it. All right. We'll be...

00:10:28 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 2:

I just want to know what I did to him that he thought the best solution is trying to kill me.

00:10:34 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 4:

By the way, the zip ties are to kidnap you, I think. Be right back.

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