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Merry Christmas from Mojo in the Morning. Megan got drunk this weekend. For those that are, you know, saying to yourself, oh, well, you know, I got drunk too this weekend. Megan doesn't really drink. No. And you say you got drunk on accident?

Absolutely on accident. So, and it all happened when I was having a sleepover at my dad's place, which is extra embarrassing about all this. but I needed a place to stay this weekend, and my dad lives downtown, so I asked him, hey, can I stay the night at your place? So I get over there pretty early, and as soon as I get there, I cracked one open. I don't know what was going on with me, but I just, I needed one. And then my dad knows that when I do drink, there's really only one thing I like drinking, and it's gin, and he bought some interesting gins, and he wanted to make me some martinis. So Scottie started playing bartender at his house and started making me drinks. So I'm like, all right, that's kind of nice, right? My dad and I go out for dinner, meet up with my brother, get the best margarita I've ever had, a little bit strong. And then we had one of the nicest listeners in the entire world come up to me and ask to do a shot with me. And because I was already quite a few drinks in, I'm like, yeah. Usually I turn those down, but I was like, let's do it. It's Friday, baby. I take the shot. Our food arrives. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm wasted. I stumbled my way to the bathroom, and you ever look at yourself in the mirror in the bathroom, and you're like, pull it together.

Oh, I actually, I out loud give myself a pep talk. Don't die. That's why I'm looking at myself in the mirror.

I was at one of those places, too, that has two bathrooms, but they're both unisex, and I followed a guy in, and a guy came in after me, and I had to check the wall to make sure that it was unisex, and that I didn't go into the men's restroom. and I stumbled my way back to the table where my dad and my brother are both sober and I'm hammer drunk and they're both annoyed with me. We're getting hammered. But you're doing that thing where you're like, don't talk too loud. Don't shout in everybody's face. Make sure other people talk during this conversation. Like the whole time I'm just sitting there focusing so hard on being a normal human being. And when we finally get back to my dad's place, I fell in his hallway into the wall and my dad had to physically hold on to me to walk me into his apartment because i'm stumbling around and i realized wow i got drunk with my dad for the first time on accident and everybody else is over were you so drunk that you couldn't feel your

mouth like it's like when it's like you had novocaine or something yes yes wait so you You were drinking gin with dad at home, and then you went and did margarita, so you were mixing alcohol, too.

It went beer to gin to tequila. Were you okay? How was your dad okay? Because he wasn't drinking with me. Nobody was drinking with me.

You were the only one.

Oh, I thought he was partaking at his apartment, at least.

No.

Oh, jeez. I mean, he had to drink at dinner, but like... Audrey. Yeah.

And I don't know if you're feeling this, but since you've lost weight, do you feel like your tolerance level is... Oh, my God. Like you have no tolerance?

bro i didn't have tolerance before and i think after the first drink i was like all right hold off till dinner yeah and then he was like i need to make you something i got this just for you you can't say no to that you can't so then i have another one you are a cheap drunk right now aren't you oh my god yeah and then you get to dinner and you're like well we're walking home and it's friday it's fine i'll have one more and then the shot rolled in and i was like yeah wheels are off let's go baby oh my god who got so drunk this weekend they don't

remember uh can you call us up and sharing megan's uh you know fun that she had um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548. Is there anybody that got so drunk they don't even recall what they did and how they got to bed? You are drunk at a tissue level. I always love those days.

You and I are so different when it comes to shots because when a shot comes my way, I figure out what the heck to do with it because I'm not taking it. When a shot comes Megan's way, no matter how buzzed she already is, she's taking it.

I'm taking that shot, baby. Depending on what it is. You hand me an email. You are such a shot, girl. I know. If it's tequila, let's go. Ooh, I will rip any shot of tequila.

I hate when, you know, you'll go somewhere and people are just like, let me buy you a shot. I'm like, oh, I'm not a shot person.

Shots get the party started, though.

Oh, no.

Drinks you kind of like. It's like, it's those cars where you hit the gas and you see how fast you can get zero to 60. That's what a shot is.

I was going to say, a shot to me is, good night, I'll see you tomorrow. I'm done.

A shot gets you pregnant. That doesn't get you anything other than in trouble. So you got to be careful of that. Oh, for sure. Hold on, Mojo in the morning. Mike, are you there, Mike?

Yes, sir.

Yeah, sir. Wow, you must have really done some bad stuff this weekend. Did you get drunk this weekend?

No, no, I was with family.

Oh, okay. All right. I was putting out the call for people. I still want to hear. Who got drunk this weekend? Call us up. When's the last time that everybody was drunk, too? Because I got to tell you that there's nothing worse than the feeling that you were drunk and you were the only one drinking, like Megan's case. because that happened to me on my last time that I was drunk.

See, when you have my friends, you're never the only one drunk.

You're never drunk alone when you're walking with Christ.

This is... Megan, this is for you. 419 says, Megan, don't worry. I was there. I witnessed you Saturday looking fine.

Good.

Then another texter here, text in, texter Matt says, Megan, I feel you. I drank so much this weekend that I have no idea what happened to me for two days. Two days, John.

What's up, Shane? How you doing? Let's call Rufy. Hey, what's up, Mojo? How y'all doing today? We're good. We're good.

Do I need to talk quiet because you had a party weekend?

No, it wasn't even last weekend. It was probably like two months ago that I went out with some friends. All I remember, we was drinking Julio, we went to the casino, and I woke up at my mom's crib, and I did not know where my car was at.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wait, so somebody must have brought you to your mom's. Do you normally go to your mom's, or they just drop you off at your mom's?

No, I was just on the west side of Detroit. My mom stayed over there. You know how I went out with friends? Yeah, okay. And I wasn't panicking when I woke up. I'm just like, damn, where the hell is my car? Dude, where's my car? At the casino. I just sat on a Porsche car, my friend. He was like, man, I got the car. I dropped you off.

You were drinking Julio. A texter here was drinking Twisted Tea. Had so many of those that their week was twisted. And then one of my favorites, and this is true, too. This one is from 313. The best hangover cure is a McDonald's Coke.

Ooh, full fat.

There's nothing better than you got in full fat, meaning regular. Is that what it is? Yeah. So you got to get those. And for some reason, McDonald's hash browns, too. You got to have, like, the grease of the McDonald's hash browns soaking up all the alcohol. Hey, Shane, have a great day, buddy. Be safe.

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