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Meaghan Got Her Ass Kicked By Older Women
Mojo In The Morning

Meaghan Got Her Ass Kicked By Older Women

from Mojo In The Morning

February 3, 2025 | 00:06:07 | Leisure

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Just the visual of this is great. Megan got her ass kicked by older ladies this weekend. I did.

00:01:36 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 5:

So I was really grateful. I love, love, love, love my dad's girlfriend more than anything in the world. She's the best woman on the planet. And she asked me this weekend if I would like to go work out with her and her friends. And now I'm going to be real honest. I got a little bit cocky. I thought my dad's girlfriend and her friends, if they do this class, no problem. I'm going to crush this. I forgot one little piece of this puzzle, which are all of her friends are smoking hot and super ripped. And I showed up to this class to work out at 9 a.m. on a Saturday. All right. Which, by the way, so rude. So incredibly rude to schedule a class that early in the morning. But I got there, got my little butt up. I even had a cute little outfit on, got there. and I could not keep up with these women they all were kicking my ass the entire time and I thought you know I'll at least be able to participate these women were singing along they were dancing in between sets and I was standing in the back thinking please don't vomit on the floor please don't vomit on the floor is do I need to run to the locker room I'm going to die i genuinely got my ass kicked by women who are my dad's age and they're all they you know you're smoking hot now i get it now i get it yeah y'all be working out like crazy you know what i can

00:03:05 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 7:

relate to that with is i'll go golfing sometimes and they'll match you up like if you take a friend golfing they'll match up with two other people two guys they match this up with no joke we're like 70 80 plus and i'm like okay great i tee off i had a nice shot my friend tees off nice shot the 80 year old guy gets up there and he beat that crap out of the ball so much further past my i'm like you f an 80 year old son but it is crazy when old when they're older people that megan are like really fit or you know who i hate i hate kids too i hate when a kid is good i was gonna say

00:03:38 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 8:

We talked about KEP skiing. Every time I go skiing, my kids are insane skiers. And I can, I, well, I haven't made it down a hill in the past couple of years, okay? At least not on my booty.

00:03:55 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 6:

I remember when we went to Mojo's house and you talked about Samantha and she's a runner. She does cross country. She does all these things. I still feel like I can be the kid, though. Or I should be the kid. I'm like, let's race. I say let's race. I put my head up. She was like 100 yards in front of me. I said, you got this. You got this one, girl. I'm going to go back and drink. This ain't for me.

00:04:15 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 7:

Yeah. You'd get killed. That's so funny, Megan. By the way, 50-plus-year-olds aren't just working out doing aerobicize or any of that stuff. Jazzercise. Jazzercise. Water aerobic. What was the woman's place called that women used to work out at? Oh, what's that called? It was like they would put music on. It was like Richard Simmons type workout.

00:04:40 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 8:

It was really popular.

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Yeah. What was it?

00:04:42 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 8:

Please somebody call. Hang on. I'm going to.

00:04:45 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 7:

844-MOJO-LIVE or text 95500. But there was that, it was some kind of a workout place that was just for, and you'd drive by it all the time.

00:04:53 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 8:

Was it called Curves? Curves for women. It was Curves. Yeah, Curves.

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That was the greatest.

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It was the purple logo.

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yeah you need to work ladies you got to work out of curves not be going no that's cool that that they're doing it you think you're going to do this more often what do you think uh yeah that's

00:05:09 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 1:

the plan i'm going to go uh down at least once maybe twice and it's and it's like a boxing type

00:05:15 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 6:

of a class like a kickboxing type class yeah one of uh my very good friends is mary joe sanders mary joe's dad is uh the legend hall of famer charlie sanders played for the lions amazing amazing guy um she used to fight muhammad ali's daughter layla and she actually beat layla ali have you ever seen mary joe mary joe you ever seen layla ali yeah no i know but i'm saying mary joe really liked that mary joe i hired her to like work out with me because chelsea was like you got to get him in shape and mary joe was the perfect person to work out with because we would talk the entire time all i would do is go hey how was your weekend next thing i know hour would be over with, and I'd be like, oh, this is great. How big was Mary Jo? Mary Jo, she was fit. She's like hot and stuff. Shout out Clarissa's shoes. But she could beat my ass, man, in a fight. I'm not kidding you. If we went out together, all of us went out together, and a bar fight broke out, I'd be like, Mary Jo, go handle that. You know? Seriously. Go handle that, Mary Jo. You can take care of that.

00:06:18 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 1:

I feel like the guy's eyes would get wide if she came to her.

00:06:21 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 6:

Guy would see her walking up going, God, she's hot. and then he'd get his ass whooped. That's Megan after she does enough kickboxing. Muscle Mick. We're going to be like Megan Mick from the Mojo in the Morning Show, chief of security. Muggin Megan Mick. That's your name.

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Sergeant at R's.

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What's up, Callie? What's going on?

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Hey, I was at the YMCA the other day, and there was a man who couldn't have been less than, like, 80 years old who was just cranking out pull-ups, and he probably did 20 before he, like, lowered himself and relaxed, and he didn't even look like he was breaking his sweat. I am 28 years old, and I have never successfully done a pull-up in my life, and I just had to sit there. I just had to sit there and go, wow, okay, that's my goal. I got 60 years to get there. Isn't that unreal?

00:07:08 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 6:

It is unreal. At some point, like, I hate when I go to Planet Fitness and an older person is on the treadmill for longer than I am. Yeah. Like, that drives me crazy. And I'm like, you show off, son of a, you know what I mean? Like, I'm completely out of breath after 30, 40 minutes, and this guy is on that thing for an hour. And I'm like, you know what? You're only doing it because you have enough. He must be on, like, two with a no incline or something. Thank you for the call. We appreciate it.

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