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All right. It is Mojo in the morning show. So Megan had something happen to her yesterday that when she was describing it to us, I thought, holy crap, that's kind of scary to think. But then when she fully described it, I thought to myself, I'm like, oh my God, I've been in that position before. She got stuck. And where did you get stuck? I got stuck in the car wash,

but not even in the car wash, in the line to get a car wash. And it was all one of those, Okay, I don't know if it's like this in Grand Rapids or in Detroit, but in Toledo, it feels like every five and a half seconds, a new luxury car wash is opening up. It is wild. I don't know what kind of business margins they got over there, but I should have invested early because I would be a rich, rich woman with how quickly these are popping up everywhere.

Well, look at you. You got stuck in a car wash because why? Was the line like hugely?

No, I got stuck in a car wash because I essentially am an idiot, which is not shocking to anybody. But I had pulled up to the machine because it was a machine that you had to put your credit card in, pick your car wash and then go in. And there's a giant line. So I'm waiting and the line starts to clear through and it's not working. And I hit the button on the screen and it's not working. Now, I don't know if you know this, but apparently for retired men, the place to be at two o'clock on a Monday is the car wash. I tell you there was a line of old people behind me who are not in the mood for me to be stuck. There was a line of old people who were very mad at me Which I also think it was very rude We all knew that I was having issues And nobody offered to buy my car rush

Of course it was all men too All men

It was all like 80 year old men

Did you get out of the car to go look To make sure

No because they were all giving me dirty looks Like I looked in my rear view mirror To count the cars behind me And it was a whole bunch of guys Knocking on death's door going Come on lady get out of our way

That does drive me crazy, by the way, when you do go somewhere and a person can't figure out how to actually work something that you know you could figure out.

Right.

And then it just causes for a huge backup in line.

So the whole line in front of me into the car wash is cleared. I'm still stuck behind the barrier. Oh, my anxiety would be up to here. I'm sweating. I'm like screaming on the inside. I don't know what's going on. Nobody's helping me. Nothing's working. It doesn't take cash. like literally panic mode is setting in and an employee had to come out i was like hey ma'am what seems to be the issue i'm like it's not working and he was like yeah you got to flip your card the other way i was inserting my card in the wrong way to the machine but i say all this i know you are really good i know i know um i say all this because i think single lane drive-thrus no matter what the business whether it's car washes starbucks drive-thru whatever should be illegal yeah because the fact that you get stuck places sometimes is so scary my least favorite thing

to do is to go to a Tim Hortons or a Starbucks thinking that you have time enough to go get something only to be stuck behind like four cars that are taking forever to get through.

And you can't get out because there's curbs and nice little bushes on both sides of you.

When I had the Jeep Wrangler, I actually would drive over curbs. I didn't care. If I could, I'd drive over the cars to get to the front of the line but I really didn't care but now that I don't have a car that actually can get over the curves I actually will stay back there and just sit there and I get sweaty you know the whole time thinking about it car washes though are you're right about car washes and I cannot figure out exactly what is the story with car washes my favorite a texter just texted and says Megan the reason why car washes are so popular if you ever watched Breaking Bad they're a place for drug

money laundering it is it's a big money laundering thing but well not

Not all of them, but breaking bad.

The other bad thing about car washes, has this ever happened to you where, I don't know why, I have had a lot of experience doing this, but it still screws me up getting your tires onto that thing. And if you get onto it wrong, they make you back up. But everybody behind you has to back up so you can back up and reconfigure your direction to get onto the thing.

And they're all just a bunch of, according to Megan, angry old white men.

at 2 o'clock on a Monday on Heather Downs, yes.

Oh, look who's on well. Mojo on the Morning Misfit, topless Tara. I remember her from the car wash.

Hey, Tara.

How are you, Tara? Hi, you guys. How you doing, Tara?

I'm doing great. How are you guys doing?

Good. Speaking of getting stuck in a car wash, you got stuck in a car wash and made yourself comfortable. That video went viral. It's now all over the place. I actually heard from a friend the other day that said that they posted it on their social media.

No way.

They loved it. They loved seeing you going through the car wash with your windows down.

Oh, my goodness. I wish I had my boobies out.

No, no, no. You didn't need to. Those boobies are covered and they're out. Have you ever had that happen to you, Tara, where you get into a drive-thru line and you realize how slow it's going to be and you just want to get the hell out of there?

Have you ever done that where you like tried to get people to back up

so they could let you out? I always sit there and think to myself, am I just really impatient or are other people feeling the same way? And then I look at the frustration on people through my rear view mirror. yeah um well it's good to talk to you good to see you we got to see you again soon okay

okay no problem i love you uh what's up megan hi guys good morning good morning what's happening so funny story just the other day with my fiance we went to the grocery store on our way home there's tons of construction we realized there's a lane closure so we couldn't turn where we needed so my fiance is like i'll just turn around in the car wash and he goes like all the way to the back of their lot to turn around and then realizes he can't do that so we were forced to get a car wash to get out of there it's like one way in and one way out you

got to go through right yeah uh what's up aj it's mojo in the morning hey how are you we're doing all right megan got stuck in the car wash yesterday and she couldn't figure out how to get out until she realized she was putting her credit card in wrong oh gotcha yeah so something

happened to me like that except i was already inside the car wash oh it stopped on you yep so you know that that machine that like is pulling uh your tires yes it sort of just stopped working and i was about three quarters of the way in now the good news is that for me like my car was pretty much clean and i was getting ready to that drying phase um so i could see you know that there's issues going on but the couple cars behind me that all their windows are like you know being washed like the machine still's there so they don't know what's going on it was like for

eight minutes wow i that is scary thought to be stuck inside of the thing you know especially the ones that don't have an attendant because that happened to me at that speedway right next door here yeah we're all it does is just shoot water out at you but it shoots it like a million miles an hour and you're stuck in there and there's nobody there and there's nobody to call you know you gotta try to hope that somebody at the speedway station notices that there's the same car in the thing for a while what's up jordan hi what's going on so i thought a car a while.

but i was at a self-pay um for my university that i was at and i was trying to leave and of course i had about 10 cars behind me and i forgot my credit card and they don't pay cash and it's a robot and i had to make the whole line of cars back up through this single tiny little line everybody was so mad i was so embarrassed oh that's the worst you could do what my friend ashley just did and drive through the gate no there's like it's like a big barricade there is no way of getting around it and i called for help in a minivan he didn't come to her over a

half hour it was really embarrassing it's amazing because i still wish that they had security video of that going through because it's like in ash you know how the cop shows with the person drives through those to kind of like race around uh what's up sam hi so my husband was very sweet

and decided to get me like a membership for a new car wash that popped up right down the street from us and um it's like every time we go it's been not working or it's just randomly working so i go one day in the middle of the day i'm like it'll be working sit in a line and i'm in line for at least five minutes and no one's going through and no one is even telling us what's going on so i see people there's like three lanes i see people start backing out i'm going all right i gotta go back to work i'm just going to to back out but at this point i'm like angry because we spent all this money on a membership and i don't ever i can't ever get the car washed because it's always down so the car behind me gives me room and i back out but i was very mad at this point And I, like, gunned it, and I slammed into the post that surrounds the dumpster, hit my hatch. So my hatch is bent. I busted my leg. And I told my husband, and I'm like, that was not a very good plan.

Yeah, here you are trying to make your car look better, and you end up damaging the thing. Oh, my God. That's the worst. By the way, my favorite calls of all this, Bianca and Erica are on with us this morning. their driving vehicles that they broke down in the drive-thru. Bianca, what happened to you?

So I was in the checkers line. You know, some places was rallying. Yeah, checkers. Yeah. And my battery died. Oh, no. But the worst part was in the midst of all of this, me and my boyfriend were arguing, and I had to call my ex to come give us a job. No, no, no, no, no. No, that's when you leave the car behind, walk away, and call it a loss. And no, because he called somebody first, and they came with no jumper cables. So at that point, I had to call my ex. So it was just like a real strange situation. I just said it was like my best friend.

Are you still with your boyfriend now?

No, actually, no. Are you with the ex? No. Well, we are still best friends, though.

Oh, my God. So that was in the checkers line. And, Erica, what happened to you at McDonald's?

So I used to drive this old Aztec, and the gas gauge was broken, so I could never tell how much gas I had in the car, and I had to go by how many gallons I used and how many I put in the last time I got gas. Well, I did not keep track of it very well, and I ran out of gas in the drive-thru at McDonald's.

Were people hating on you?

Oh, yeah. I had to have one of the drive-thru guys had to come out and push my car.

Is it the same guy that brings you your hot fries when you're parked in a parking spot?

Yeah, probably. Oh, that's great.

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