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Mojo in the morning show. Megan is back this morning. We didn't get a chance to talk about this, but Kev and Megan. And actually, it was Megan on a date with Steve Guevara and Kev busting his way through. Can you tell this man I did not intrude on your date?

No, we asked you to go out.

Thank you.

Yeah.

That's what I said. Wait, so it was a date?

Well, I was trying to get backstage, and Kev wouldn't get me backstage. You didn't say that. I did say that.

You did not say that.

I did, because I told you the comedian was staring at my boobs the whole time, and I thought I had a shot.

Who is the comedian?

Jeremy Piven was staring at my boobs that whole set, dude. he was zoned in on the target and the target was my chest the target was out oh i thought wow i

really actually have a shot at a 401k you guys went to the show and it was for defeat the label

which is a great organization fantastic event for a great organization anti-bullying a night of comedy um jeremy piven was the uh the headliner he was hilarious and then after the show megan text me and uh i came out saw her and stevie g and we went to go get food and drinks afterwards and we're at a place and we have a nice looking waitress and we're all having fun having drinks nice looking as an understatement megan thought she was cold i didn't think she was that cold

yeah then you told me i had bad taste which is i did not say you had bad taste but it looks so

anyway megan i did not say she had bad taste megan goes i bet she's in the girls i'm like what makes you say that? Why do you feel like that? She has wooden earrings. It's a dead giveaway. Wooden earrings. That's literally... Wooden earrings made out of wood. In my mind, I'm like, how is that a dead giveaway? Megan's like, oh, yeah, she's lesbian. Wooden earrings. Also, if her pants are cuffed twice, lesbian.

She also had space buns. Lesbian. Let me tell you. She is a lesbian. Wait, so were you able to confirm or deny this information?

Well...

The best part about all this is that kevin and i started arguing over our taste and who could like if she had to pick somebody at the table who would it be and i was adamant like oh this girl is going home with me are you kidding me she's me she's going home with me i think she's super hot that's me and kevin was like nah nah i don't think she's into girls and i was like wooden earrings space buns double cuff pants she's into girls let me tell you she plays for my team buddy at the end of the dinner wooden earrings are dead

giveaway yes apparently according to megan wooden earrings space buns and double what what are wooden

earrings earrings that are made of wood earrings that were made out of wood that were unfinished and unpainted it was raw wood baby she was a raw dog in the heat she gave off the vibe like she

make her own deodorant for sure she did so the wooden earrings is like it looked like that's her thing okay are we sure that she's gay or is she a granola mom yeah no no no no she gay and let me

tell you i have actually a terrible gay dar i have dated so many gay men in my life it's not even funny but i have a great lesbian dar and let me tell you it was going every time she walked up to the table

And at the end of the dinner, she comes up and she brings a check. And she talks to all of us. She's so sweet, by the way. She's great service. And at the end of the night, she thanks everybody for coming. And she looks dead at me. And she goes, but especially you. I'm really glad you came out tonight. Did you get her number? Bro, let me tell you, I was begging, begging to pay this bill so that I could leave my number. And Steve Gabara was like, I got it. I was like, Steve. Why did you say that?

Steve and Gabara. Megan's being polite. I don't even think she looked at Steve and I when she said goodbye. Like, it was like we didn't exist. She looked straight at Megan the entire goodbye.

Why didn't you ask her for her number? I literally was going to write it on the check, and Steve was like, I paid it. Don't worry. She was about who paid the check. Ask. Like, face-to-face. Ask her for her number. We closed down the restaurant. Even better, you could have stayed after and had a drink with her. Was anybody around when we left? Well, she was. No, there wasn't a person in that building.

She got the check in there.

Do we believe Megan would date a woman? Because I know you said this.

She has dated a woman. You have? Yes.

No, you have not.

Two.

I have not heard, ever.

I slept with a woman before I ever slept with a man.

Really? Yes. When?

High school.

So high school is when you, so when's the last?

Oh, when's the last time I slept with a woman?

No, when's the last time you dated a woman, though?

College.

Okay. Okay. So let's put a list together. What are your giveaways for women?

Space buns.

Space buns. Those are like ball hairs. Two buns. You do it.

Two buns on the top of your head.

Wooden earrings. Ball hairs.

Double cuffed pants, she said. Cuff those pants, baby. Shani's granny used to ask my sister if she was a lesbian because she always wore flannel shirts. Oh, well, I think that's not... We love a classic butch lesbian. We love it. I love when you give me the telltale signs. If you're wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, lesbian.

Oh, yeah. Unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt.

I would say at this point, Bermuda shorts just in general. Yeah. Bermuda shorts. Bermuda shorts are going to give it away. If you wear Vans, I'm just going to go out on a limb and say. Girls that wear Vans. Absolutely. What about Vans? Maybe not high top Vans. Maybe we'll just do low top Vans. That's such a stretch. Low top Vans. Lesbian. Low top Vans. Yeah, for sure. Okay.

I've been told that I dress like a lesbian. Several times. Several times.

See, I always think that you're just country.

Thank you.

Mojo in the morning.

Ashley. Hello?

What's going on?

Hey.

We're talking about Megan's gaydar here.

Yeah, I was going to say if her fingernails are cut really short, she's probably a lesbian. Especially if there's just two of them.

Short fingernails? Two fingers? Really? So girls with short nails are...

Oh, my God. I just got that. Really? You have to do a gesture for me to understand. Interesting. I understand fully. Thank you. I thought that was the last one. For touching. So you don't scratch. Yes. No.

Thank you. Yes.

Wow. Angie, what's going on?

Hey, how are you guys this morning?

Good. What's up?

So, I am straight married, and I have wood earrings, so I don't agree fully with Megan's theory, but I have a daughter who is a college student in Bayon. She does have low bands. She's not off.

Are you wearing her earrings?

Angie, I don't know how to tell you this, but it is a spectrum, and you're on it.

You know, double cuff pants could be she's just short because I'm five foot and I have to double cup everything because I'm just straight girls cut their pants.

All right. Thanks. What's up, Colin? Hi.

Hey, how you guys doing?

Good.

What's up? I'm saying girls with split dye hair. Oh, that's a great one.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

Oh, yeah. I have not met anyone without it. Oh, and a first-time caller. That's right. It's almost cool. You guys called me.

Yeah. So it's your turn. Thank you. Oh, we called you because you texted us. Yeah. Thank you. By the way, reminder, if you send us a text, pick up your phone if you get a call from an unknown area or from an iHeart number. What's up, Hunter? How are you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. Your name is Hunter.

well so my so hunter is my daughter's name um but she uh she wears bermuda shorts with open

button-down shirts and a tank top underneath all the time she's got the trifecta nailed you she does she also wears bands but she keeps her hair very short and she does not wear earrings she also keeps her nails really short i however wear space buns oh okay and i and i am not

that's that's that's good again do you think i mean there are there are times i have a gay son There are times I might try to wear some of his clothing, but maybe that's it. Maybe it's just like that last caller.

It's a whole vibe. I mean, the way she walks, you can tell. But Megan's pretty straight, pretty right on, but some of the details are a little off.

I wouldn't say pretty straight. I would just say pretty correct in this situation. I was going to say that.

Thanks for the call. I appreciate you so much. Tell Hunter we love her.

Yeah, I will.

All right. What's up, Paige? Hi.

hi um i was actually gonna comment because i'm a lesbian and i wear a bunch of rings i keep my nails short and i wear a choker i feel like a bunch of rings and a choker too is a big sign of being a lesbian

thank you for the call appreciate it page

there is a reason why the symbol is a rainbow because it is a spectrum

Alexis what's up

Hey how are you guys

Good what's up

So I am actually The only straight girl In my group of female friends And all of them have A septum piercing With the nostrils So I think that must be A telltale sign that you're a lesbian

Have you ever asked them if that's the case

I haven't But they have also pressured me to get my nose pierced. And I'm like, I don't know. If we're all hanging out, people might get the wrong idea.

I feel so called out because I do have my septum and my nose pierced. And I didn't even think that it. You're right. That's a telltale sign right there.

Quick question for you. When you guys all go out as a group of girls and a guy comes over to hit on any of your friends, is it good to be the lone non-gay girl that can basically have the guy, you know? No. Do they point to you and stuff?

I mean, I guess if I wasn't in a five-year relationship, I'd have been a better friend.

Did you find your guy that way? Is that how it happened? What's that? I like this one. Christina, what's yours?

Oh, mine is, hello, mine is multiple pairs of Doc Martens. Oh. As a bi woman myself, I have multiple pairs of Doc Martens.

You got your Chelsea boots. You got your vegan leather ones. You got the red ones. You definitely got ones with the cool laces.

Is it hard when you have multiple pairs to find a place to fit them in your closet, though?

Of course it is. I have a closet that's literally half Doc Martens. Oh, it definitely is.

Hey, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Yeah, no problem. Have a good day.

Ava wants to say that Megan is spot on. What's up, Ava?

I am driving to work laughing. I'm bisexual, and she pretty much described me with Bermuda shorts, face buns, the vans, and I'm just cracking up on the way to work. Like, oh, my gosh, am I that obvious?

But if you're bisexual, do you also dress straight occasionally?

I mean, I guess I never really looked at it as, like, dressing straight or gay.

Like, do you have days where it's like, you know, I'm not going to wear that today?

Yes, I would have to say that there are days where I put on something and I'm like, well, maybe not.

I'm just not, I'm not feeling as gay today as I did yesterday.

Exactly.

All right, thank you.

It's a spectrum, you guys. It's a spectrum.

By the way, it is Pride Month, so happy Pride Month.

Merry Christmas to all the side chicks who thought they were meeting the family this holiday. Maybe next year.

Merry Christmas from Mojo in the Morning.

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