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Meaghan Has No Attention Span
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Meaghan Has No Attention Span

from Mojo In The Morning

April 4, 2023 | 00:07:08 | Leisure

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00:01:36 - 00:01:48 | Speaker 8:

Megan says that she now knows how she has gotten this short attention span I think we all have gotten it from the same place Megan

00:01:48 - 00:01:59 | Speaker 2:

Well, TikTok is ruining me and I don't even care I think that's the worst part is that I literally don't care that I'm a worse human being I think sometimes

00:01:59 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 3:

wait did i say something wrong no we all know sometimes i look at myself and i was like can i be more of a garbage person and then tiktok rolls around i'm like yeah i can't you really

00:02:14 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 8:

can't i can get worse trades it for sure has it has made every one of us want everything to get

00:02:22 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 2:

to the point within two seconds right two freaking seconds yeah and i'm re-watching one of my all-time favorite shows I love new girl I got my brother into it we've been binge watching it we're in the middle of season four right now and he'll look over at me all the time and be like what are you doing I'm like oh just checking my phone or don't you want to watch the show yeah well watch it but I got bored for 10 seconds and I had to pull out my phone if I'm not fully entertained at all times I lose my mind and I 1000% know that it has gotten so much worse

00:02:57 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 1:

This is so true. No, you are so right. I will be sitting in my bed watching a show with TikTok in my hand and then waiting for a reply from a friend. Three things at once. It's

00:03:10 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 4:

like, what am I doing? You can't focus if you're not doing something else. Like that's what I've realized about. Cause think about it. We're always swiping or, you know, like if you don't like something, you just go to the next thing. You're like, we're always clicking. We're always doing something so even even i feel like when we're just talking like having conversations with people i have to be doing something else or i can't even be focused on the conversation all right all right

00:03:35 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 8:

i'm going to bring this up because i saw this as recently and i wanted to play for a second i'm watching by the way mike i was going to say something to you now that we have the cameras in the in the uh the room i see you on your phone all the freaking time i don't know what you're talking about i am fully focused i always wanted to know why why there have been times where we've had Mike do topics and I'm like okay Mike, yep are you going to get to the point of what you got going on there? And then I realized now that we got the cameras in there that it's Mike on his way. Looking at your TikTok there.

00:04:14 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 2:

You noticed that about Mike but did you notice what I've been doing in my studio? Because I need like Shannon said constant something. I saw. I have adult Silly Putty in my studio that I literally play with all day during the show. All day. It looks relaxing.

00:04:31 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 5:

Hmm?

00:04:32 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. I said it looks relaxing. She's not even paying attention to what you're asking her about. I had one of those pop-its in here

00:04:37 - 00:04:40 | Speaker 4:

that I stole from Lucy for a while. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

00:04:40 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. Okay, so can I say what I was going to say before all you TikTok, you know, ADD friends of mine have... So they're saying that TikTok... Hear me out for a second. I swear, I'll get it out in a second. They're saying that TikTok is affecting people's relationships.

00:05:00 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 3:

relationships that there are people are now in tick tock relationships because they want everything to get to the point fast and what's going on is people are either one of two things getting through relationships faster than they've ever gotten through relationships they're not staying in relationships they're like boom gone i'm out of here they're doing it or it's even affected how they talk to the person that you know is in their life their boyfriend girlfriend husband or wife or how even they're having sex they're saying that people are having tick tock sex good they want fast sex no foreplay no right to it get to it man just no yes this is the world i've envisioned for so long is that really that good though isn't it don't you want it to be like i don't know don't you want it to be like a uh a five minute uh song remember when a five minute song would come like you would always have like a five minute i'm trying to think of songs that were like five minutes long like uh like a queen song for some reason It was always, to me, like it was a five-minute song or, I don't know.

00:06:01 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 4:

Oh, Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian Rhapsody, yeah. Like a good seven and a half minutes.

00:06:04 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 3:

Yes, exactly. Gotcha. Shouldn't that be your sex life and not a two-minute Sam Smith song?

00:06:11 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 4:

Some of you have not been with people who are, like, well-endowed, and sometimes you don't want it to last that long. Weird flex. Weird flex.

00:06:21 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 3:

So he was too big, and that's what caused you to say, I didn't want to deal with this anymore.

00:06:29 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I think some girls will agree it gets uncomfortable.

00:06:34 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 3:

Okay.

00:06:35 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 4:

No comment. Is that true? I hope the lady got silent on that. Are you kidding me?

00:06:41 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 3:

No, by the way, never experienced that before in my life. You have a little penis. Exactly. That has never been one thing that I've ever had to deal with. But 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548.

00:06:55 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 2:

Are you kidding me right now? I do think, no, there's so much to this, though, because I feel like we want to cut out all the fat, so to speak. You know what I mean? Like, we just want to get right to the meat of everything. Are we still talking about the guy with the big penis?

00:07:07 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 3:

Yes.

00:07:07 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 2:

Whether it be the guy with the big penis, whether it be a conversation, whether it be a TV show or the best part of a video, it's like we can't deal with, like, the, you know.

00:07:19 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 3:

I know. I think the only thing I can watch and do for a decent amount of time is like a sporting event. Like if I'm watching a football game, although we've done that with football, too. Fantasy football has taken over us watching a regular football game.

00:07:33 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 2:

Not even that, but even when we were at the Pistons game the other night, no offense, I was on my phone the whole time that the game was going on. Like I'm not just going to sit there. I'm not a huge sports fan anyway.

00:07:41 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 3:

It's brutal. They put people up on the scoreboard. Everybody's on their phone. Nobody looks up at the scoreboard to wave and smile anymore. They're all looking down at their phones. It's unbelievable. As five listeners already just switched stations and gone.

00:07:57 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 2:

Do you want to talk about the guy with the big penis again? Because we can keep talking about him.

00:08:00 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 3:

That might actually get my attention a little bit more. I always love talking about that.

00:08:06 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 4:

Let me tell you, it was. Oh, wow, that's pretty big. I can see, Megan, you guys can't.

00:08:13 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 3:

I have to be honest with you on that. I sit there and I go, wow, I would want to tell my friends if there was a guy with that big of a thing. Oh, I did.

00:08:23 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 2:

I'm still stuck on this. No, I did.

00:08:25 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 3:

Did you? That's why you want to get done fast, because you want to call your friends to say, holy crap.

00:08:29 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 4:

I'm not even an artist, but I even tried to draw it one time. Even if, even. Oh, my God. To size, you know, scale matters.

00:08:38 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 1:

Oh, God.

00:08:38 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 4:

Like in the Guinness World Record books. Actual size.

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