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Mojo on the morning show. Got a lot to talk about from the weekend We've learned so much about Everybody here on the show From different stories that we tell One thing you're going to learn from Megan On this next one is Megan, even though she may sound A little different Is not an outdoor girly

You think I sound outdoorsy?

No, I don't Not one time in my life have I ever thought Well, you do Wait, no, you do take the top off Of your Wrangler

I wouldn't call that an outdoorsy move He's just really searching for something

I know I'm telling you I owned a Wrangler for three and a half years Four years Took the top off once Guess what happened It rained It was 0% chance of rain According to the weather people And it rained Raining dicks

Wranglers are technically made for that I will say the first time I took the top off of my Jeep I got one of those, like, lifts for my garage for Christmas one year. That was my gift. Dropped it immediately. So we love that. Oh, geez.

You dropped the top, the hard top?

Yeah, I cracked it all. So now I can't fully take it off anymore, which should have been, you know, the first sign.

So what's your non-girly moment that happened to you?

So I was out this weekend for a veterans event at the Lucas Kenny Fairgrounds. And I did, while I was there, learn that I am especially not an outdoor girly. And this is all because as I was talking, there was like a group of vets around me. And these gentlemen, first of all, if you have an older person in your life, maybe it's a grandparent, please call them. Please call them. They need people to talk to. And I love them, and they're the most adorable people in the entire world. Until I learned that they didn't really care about me in return. And that's why when I was talking to him, I had inadvertently swallowed a bug, a fly. I believe it was a fly. And I could feel it still moving. And you know how you're mid-conversation, nobody knows what's happened, and you're trying to play it off. And so you just start doing like the... And you're like going and going, and it's not stopping. Did any one of these guys go, can I get you something to drink? Are you okay? Did something happen? They just all looked at me weird and then slowly backed away and walked away from me. And nobody helped me. You've never swallowed a bug before? It's been a long time. I don't know if you know this, Mike.

I truly try to spend as little time as possible outside of any air conditioning or heating unit.

There's no getting used to it, though.

It's not like it gets easier the third time.

No, but you don't have a panic attack over a bug.

I think anybody who literally has a moving bug in their throat is going to be a little uncomfortable, Mike. Now I'm more worried about you.

I swallow bugs daily. Mike's one of those guys that's trying to conserve things. He actually mixes bugs with his meals, don't you? We've all eaten a bug or two. Honestly, when they go in your mouth, the first thing I think to myself was, was that a bug something that's going to bite me or kill me?

Oh, see, I don't even think about that. Oh, really?

I'm doing what Megan's doing. I'm just coughing to get it out.

Yeah. When you think you can get it out, it just makes it worse.

Yeah. What are we supposed to do? Are we supposed to heimlich you?

Slam your back.

Yeah, what would we do?

Acknowledge it, not just look at me dirty and walk away. Like, if she dies, she dies.

All I can imagine is that Homer Simpson meme. It's just like backing into the bush.

Yeah, it's like backing into the bushes.

That's what happened. That is what happened. You know what's funny about this happening is it happened with American heroes there watching you die. You're out for a veterans celebration.

Yeah.

These are best of the best. You know, men and women that have served that you're honoring, and here you are. You're giving up your time on a weekend, and these people are willing to let you die.

They did their work. They already saved me once. And really, what more can I ask for?

The land of the free, the home of the brave, the bugs flying in your mouth, and nobody did anything for you. And watching you just die right there at the fairgrounds.

Could you imagine if that's how I went out?

We salute you.

I cry every time I hear this song.

We salute you, our brave men and women of the armed forces, for letting Megan swallow a bug.

Thank you.

You're ruining this song. Oh, hey. And I'm proud to be an American. Even if I swallow a bee.

That's the thing If I swallow it I automatically assume it's a bee And it's going to bite me It's going to sting me And then my throat's going to swell And I'm going to die

Stand up next to you And defend her still today Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God bless

Dustin

Yeah

How you doing?

Not too bad How you guys doing today?

Good Poor Megan almost died this weekend You hear this?

Oh yeah I'm an outdoors guy. I was born and raised camping. Just take a drink or something and swallow it and hope it's just protein that you get.

Yeah, you would think, but it was like a desert out there. I couldn't find a liquid to save my life.

You didn't have anything to drink in your car?

No. What do you think I am, a drink goblin who just carries around different types of liquids?

You need to be like the people that like to carry those Yetis around.

I got four bottles of water in my truck at all times.

Well, I wasn't a scout. Maybe I should be more prepared. I don't, like.

Just tell your boyfriend Steve to make sure he has a clue. That's true.

That's right. Mr. Gabara, would he be sad if you were to have died?

Probably not. He's probably sick of dealing with me.

I don't know. He planted the bug. We lie into each other. I know. We lie into each other and get together.

Don't you agree? I mean, do you know how much money that guy spent on dinner on her on Thursday night?

I heard. for her just to act like a murder joint place.

Yeah, yeah, just take me to five guys, and I'm good with that. Listen, this guy's taking you to the fancy place with the white tablecloths.

Uh-huh.

That they even put it on you for you.

Yeah.

My God. I want to go off on you right now so bad, but you already tried to call me out this morning, so I, uh...

Who are you talking to, Dustin or me?

No, you. Oh, what did I do?

What did I do? Oh, because I'm pushing you towards Steve's arms.

Sure

I'm not pushing you into Steve's arms

Wait, Mojo's pushing somebody on the show Into a relationship? I'm not

By the way, people have texted this morning Not knowing They just saw the picture of Kevin Who is the new voice that you will hear on the air here And they thought Kevin and Megan should date Everybody automatically assumes there should be Inner show romances with people Kevin, you said that you have a Lovely lady in your life And she will cut Megan if Megan does move in on her man. She real plays no games. Yeah, she plays dirties.

I've never better.

Unless Kevin...

Not even in the same room. I've never been in the same room as him.

Cindy, what's going on?

So, my husband proposed to me at Gaw Island. He waited for the sunset to perfect and got down on one knee. And when he asked me to marry him, I couldn't say yes because I was choking on a fish fly that flew into my mouth. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my gosh. A fish fly. Yeah, he's like, are you going to answer me? And I'm gagging, choking, and I was like, spit it out. I was like, yes, but, yeah, it was the grossest thing ever.

Oh, my God. That is so gross. By the way, don't you hate when the fish fly season comes and they're all over the place?

Yes, it's disgusting.

They're the grossest things ever, and that's the time when you definitely don't have your windows down because those things will fly in while you're driving in your car.

I want to take all of you camping and just see how it goes. Like, I want to sit around a bonfire with all of you and just see how that night would go. Because I think it would be incredible. I think KP would be the only one who would make it throughout the night. I agree. I think KP is the only one because she's a country girl.

I love camping. My family grew up camping.

I have a 45-foot toy hauler, and I still complain about camping.

Yeah, I was going to say, my family grew up camping. It's the greatest. Yep, same. It's the greatest.

My idea of camping would be to, like, stay in one of those really cool Airstream Winnebago's or something.

Oh, like, you see you all, like, glamping.

Yeah. Or, like, your tour buses that you see, like, Taylor Swift, you know, pull up in at Ford Field.

Well, now they have those tents that have, like, air conditioning, their own bathrooms. Oh, really?

Seats. Oh.

There's a bunch of them in there.

I remember camping in my backyard when the boys were younger. I bought a tent at Dick's and put it in the backyard. It got so hot in that damn thing. By the middle of the night, I was the only one in there. The boys had already left me when I fell asleep. What's up, Amanda?

Hi.

What's going on?

Hi, I have a question for Megan because I've listened so often, and this girl is almost always dying. I need to know who her beneficiary is for her life insurance.

Okay, so it's Scott Mick, and it's a really good policy. And now I think he's out to get me.

he's hiring those tree trimmers for you

yeah that's right that was the last time right the tree almost fell on top of her or was going to kill her

she thought people were going to break in she was laying on the floor

that's right what would you out of all the I almost died this past weekend stories that Megan has told which one do you think would be the more appropriate one for her because the fly one's not really appropriate that's not even nice for her to have

happen no i still think she's going to get murdered and live her life's full potential

will you watch the documentary when it comes out i absolutely will thank you appreciate you

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