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Mojo in the Morning Show. So yesterday we got a chance to all stay, be together in a live broadcast that we did out at that golf tournament and kp has a theory that there is one member of this show that might

be the unluckiest person ever yeah i i don't know what it is about megan but she just attracts literally the worst things ever like i'm not talking about like guys or maybe maybe that's true i don't know when you're on megan but like and at the live broadcast yesterday i feel like everything was going wrong for her uh we showed up i showed up early and the contact was supposed to be picking us up like letting us in and they had a golf cart and megan arrived and so we were waiting to go pick her up in the golf cart he left to go pick up mike but not megan so she had to walk and who got there who got there first uh was it mojo or i did oh i'm sorry no megan got there first oh mojo was there and then megan got there and then it was mike yes but the contact picked up mike and megan walked uh it's not my fault no it's just the life and the wildest thing is that

they park right by we all parked in the same area too yes we did i actually told him don't pick up that girl right there wait did you actually pass her while you guys were driving no no no okay so

that was the first thing all right second thing uh 20 minutes in i'm sure you heard megan's hair turned into a frizz ball she got up early just to curl her hair and the weather did not cooperate so that was strike number two number three me and a couple of the promo girls had been using the restroom in like a nice uh lobby area with toilet paper and you know air conditioning all morning and then as soon as megan has to pee everybody tells her that she cannot use the restroom she has to walk all the way to the porta potties like really far and i'm just i was just like in shock like are you kidding me right now like we've been using these all morning fourth sorry this just piles fourth uh megan is walking back with me and shan we were talking and Megan started laughing and a butt was straight into her mouth. Oh, my God. She starts choking. She starts choking and I'm laughing because it's just, like, so awful.

Like, everything just piles and piles.

And Megan, I feel like we do not give you enough credit. Like, you constantly have stuff happen, but I just got to witness firsthand that you are unlucky. You are the unluckiest woman I have ever met.

Do you feel that way, Megan? Yeah, and I really, honestly, KP, thank you for bringing this up because I feel like sometimes I come on the air and people are like, all you do is you complain about situations you're in. I'm like, nothing in my life literally ever goes right. I try to make jokes about it and I try to make it silly, but I truly, truly believe I probably have the worst luck in the entire world. and the funniest part specifically about the bathroom is that everybody was like we're gonna go inside we're gonna go inside it'll be easy and we get turned around

It's go over to this port-a-potty that's really close So we're walking over to this port-a-potty And then they're like, no, no, no, you have to use the port-a-potties All the way over there It was like a 10 minute walk I just kept getting denied to go to the bathroom I was like, what is happening? Everything went wrong

You know, Megan, you have for a long time on our show Felt like there's like a black cloud over you

Absolutely

And you felt like there's like this bad thing That always ends up happening to you And we sometimes will actually mistake that for you complaining but now we have learned you do have a black cloud over you here's the cherry

on the top the fifth one there's more oh there's one more that i found out so i came back to the station later to track my show and i was talking to our program director tony and he goes yeah i found out uh that the hotel charged megan for the uh her room and not mike and so she had to pay out of pocket this morning and i'm just like are you kidding me we set this up for her to have a hotel So, like, yeah, I'm sorry.

The hotel where she almost swung with or had a relationship with Mike in the room next door. Can I tell you? But you didn't.

That's why you had to pay.

This is the second hotel room I had to pay for to work in the past month, and I've actually lost more money than I've made paying for hotel rooms to go to work. Oh, my God.

What's going on now? She's all of a sudden. Are we all sounding like we're here? Where are we? What just happened, Megan? Your black cloud just went over all of us.

I feel like we're in a spaceship.

Hold on a sec. Oh, Mike. Mike, what are you doing over there? You just did something that's making... Hold on. I'm turning Mike off. It's gone. Megan, talk. Hey, yeah. Oh, it's Mike making us unlucky. I feel like we all just did... What did you just do, Mike? Did you switch something on your controls?

I had to disconnect and reconnect because I could hear you guys. It was like all echoey and weird. Okay. Echo. It's still there.

All right, I'm going to turn this down until we figure it out. But otherwise, I'm going to go, and now the starting lineups. All right, real quick, I want to say this. If you have worse luck than Megan, I want you to call us up. And the phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We promise you that we'll pick up your phone line, and we'll try to be as gentle with you as possible. But we want to know, who has a bigger black cloud over them than Megan? Do you hear me

Talking to you

Let's do it echo wise

Across the deep blue Yes

Is it back? Oh it's Mike you're good now Whatever you did Whatever you just did It's been 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Because I know that there are people Like Aunt Pat is like you Megan Where Aunt Pat has like the worst things It compiles itself This poor lady can never catch a break Whenever she's just trying to You know, just live her life normal

I feel like this is me

With like trying to do the right thing Or do things with my family Like trying to go above and beyond with my family It never, in the history of ever Has gone the way I wanted it to Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever You fall into spit all the time

Every single time What's up Carrie, how you doing?

Hey, I'm fine, how are you?

Good. Megan's got a black cloud over her, but you do too?

Well, no, not me. My husband. So he tells himself a spit magnet, and so I would like to bestow that title upon Megan.

Thank you. I will gladly take this honor, and I would like a crown, please, because I feel like I deserve it.

Absolutely. Well, I hope that your spit magnet luck turns around for you. thank you thank you what's going on trina hi hi mojo what's up say hi to megan

hey megan good morning get this cloud from over me it's a dark cloud i've been missing my numbers you're missing your numbers not because i didn't have a few dollars to play it's because Because it's just odd, crazy things that just keep happening.

Really? So wait, are you talking about your lottery numbers? Yes. Wait, so that's your unluckiness, is that you're losing the lottery. I think that if that were the case, 90% of the people in this world would be in this phone line right now.

But no, it's the numbers that I've been playing, and I've been playing them like every day. And then just like yesterday, I was playing 9-1-1, and it came 191. But I still would will it where I would get it either way. But it was just because my daughter ran out with my car. I didn't have a way to the store. And it was like crazy.

So the one day that she has to take your car, you end up hitting your numbers and you didn't hit because you didn't play. Oh, gee. Oh, I'm sorry about that. That's awful. Lisa, what's up?

Good morning, guys. Long time listener.

Oh, hey, we love you.

I am a home care nurse, and I listen to you guys all the time in between patients, but I just got my mortgage statement on Friday and found out my payment went up $300 a month. Oh, my God. And my dryer just quit working the same week, and my car's leaking oil. Oh, my God.

No.

When it rains, it pours. So, yeah, I think I need to sage my house or something. So maybe Megan and I can both do that.

That's actually not a bad idea. I have so much sage. We should get everybody together.

I could send you some.

Let's have like a saging for all the people with bad luck and we'll have everybody come together. We'll do like a...

A smudge party. For sure. Can I add one more thing that you guys don't know on to this day, though? Yeah. So I went into the wrong parking garage downtown trying to pull into our hotel and there was no overnight parking. so I had to pay $20 to turn around in a parking lot.

Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Couldn't you just stay when you saw that it was $20?

I couldn't park overnight. The lot didn't open until 6 a.m. and we had to be there at 5.15.

Oh, jeez. I know.

I paid $20 to turn around.

Oh, my God. Nicole, how many car accidents have you gotten in in the last five years?

I have been in seven car accidents in the last five years. None of this were my fault I was I've been rear-ended Five times All of which I was like Stopped at a traffic light Nothing I could do about it And I have been hit I was t-boned once on the driver's side And then The most recent one I was I had actually been very ill And I needed to get out to get a baby shower gift one rainy morning and i'm out didn't even want to have to deal with like the stores like i just major anxiety and so i'm like okay i'm just going to do a customer pickup make it really easy driving down the street um through mommy and someone who is parallel parked along the side of the road turned right out into my passenger side side swipe my car Oh, my God.

What's left of your car? Is it just wheels? Because I feel like you've been hit on every single side.

And does she have insurance coverage? Will they cover her anymore?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, because, I mean, this hasn't been, I mean, none of them have been my fault.

Notice the similarities here. She's from Mommy, so she and Megan are under the same black cloud.

It's terrible, Megan. It is awful here, and nobody pays attention when they're driving.

And Michigan drivers are bad drivers.

Well, if you're from Maumee, you know there's nothing better or worse than Conant Street right now.

Oh, well, that's what it was. It was Conant Street. Of course it was. And there was someone parallel parked on Conant Street.

And Michigan drivers are bad drivers. Megan says that we're the ones that when we go into Ohio, we don't know what we're doing. And we're coming in on Friday, by the way, to go hang out with you tomorrow night, tomorrow evening. Michigan's got the campfire smoke above us. You guys just have a black cloud. That's right. That's true.

No, we got that, too.

You know, I really should, I really should, I'd love to come downtown, but.

Yeah, where do people meet us, by the way, if they're going to come? Can they come visit us and stuff tomorrow night? Or this is just us hanging out, making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to help feed?

That's a question for Lydia. Lydia? I'm not sure. I don't know where this is.

Where are we actually going to be tomorrow making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

We're going to be at Feed Toledo.

Feed Toledo. Megan, do we know? Where's Feed Toledo? As long as it's not on Pony Street. That is, by the way, the truth.

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