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It's good having Megan in this morning with us hanging out. She has vacation time that she did not use this year. And how many days consecutive vacation time do you have?

Technically, I think it was like 33 days.

Oh, my God. But we made a little promise to each other. We are going to spread that out. And if anybody says you can't take vacation time, like the bosses say that you can't, I will go down and strangle them.

Thanks.

Yes, bodily harm to your bosses.

I really appreciate that.

That doesn't happen.

I love that you said that on a public setting. So it can be used against me in a court of law.

No, it will be used against me. But I'm fine with that. I'm okay with that. But, yeah, people were all wondering where Megan was all throughout this last four days because they didn't hear her voices. Her voices. The voice is in her head. Yeah. So what have you been doing? Anything fun?

I don't mean to brag, but I did spend about eight hours yesterday replicating my house in The Sims 4. And I feel very accomplished. And I tell you, I almost tweeted out the link so other people could see it because I was very proud of it. I was very proud of it.

You know, my daughter was just telling me she had problems with her laptop and she might need a new one. And it's not compatible for her work right now. and I was going crazy for a whole weekend trying to update her OS and see if I could get her a new device. And I finally figured out she wasn't doing any midterm work. She was doing Sims.

Yeah, it's so addictive. Like, I started at 10 a.m. yesterday, and I swear to God, I looked up and the sun was down. And I went, where is my day going?

Went into Sims 4.

For people that don't know what that is, which I don't do that at all. But what is it?

It's a video game where essentially you are God, and you get to decide.

And you can play in your home?

You don't even play Mojo You're just creating a fake

House and fake life

It's basically like people that have bitmojis

No it's like I don't like the judgment I'm getting from the guys I need some girl to please call in You're like picking what outfit

Your fake little sims Megan's gonna wear

Yeah but you have a summer outfit And a winter outfit And you have the pool outfit The party outfit

You decorate a house that nobody's gonna see That has nothing to do with anything

So normally you just play in a random house, but I spent eight hours building my house.

Quick question for you, and I'm not judging with this question.

Yes, you are.

Have you cleaned your house this entire week? So you spent the entire time just setting up your Sims house.

Well, doing that and peeing my pants. Peeing your pants? Those are the two things that I've done, and I'm kind of pissed about the peeing my pants thing, if I'm being honest.

How did you pee your pants?

So you can't judge me for this one, but my neighbors put a motion sensor light on their garage and it is blindingly bright. Now, it's always had a light, but they've definitely put a new bulb in it and the sensor is a little bit more sensitive than it used to be. And I was taking my dog out to pee and she triggered.

neighbor's light and it flashed so bright at me that I genuinely I thought it was the cops in my

backyard. You thought that they were shining a flashlight at you? Yeah like a flashlight like

somebody like was in my backyard something was going wrong and I peed myself just a little bit.

It was just a smidge. Don't you hate when that happens by the way because you at least are home but it happened it's happened to me before where you pee and then you got to be out and you got

to try to figure out if you're going to stay in that pee i was so mad because i legitimately thought i have not had children this isn't supposed to be happening to me that thought crossed my mind

hold on marcy's on with us right now marcy what's up hey good morning guys good morning what's going

on what are you calling for um so i was calling to help megan out so the sims is short for stimulation so it's like a simulation of uh you can make lives you can make houses yeah do whatever

you want okay and it's good but so megan's on vacation and this is this is what she spent the last four days doing is is creating a sim do you do it too marcia i use my vacation days for that too so but you never play there's like no game that you're playing the whole time there are

challenges like there's like different challenges that the sims have now set up and push on their game but like there's the hundred baby challenge there's a lot you're not playing against other people right it's just no but it is fun to find different ways to kill yourself by the way just

so you know megan didn't come to our holiday lunch uh just so everybody knows this she played she was making her sims that's what she was doing she was very busy making her sims what's going on

emily hey megan i love playing the sims i'm 35 and i still play it you guys can relate together

do you want to play in my house should i upload the link so that people can see what my house

looks like so is it is it legit looking like your house or it legit started out as a like replica

of my house and then i got very depressed at how bad my house is and how ugly it is so i revamped

it a little bit we did a kitchen remodel is it just the inside of the house or do you do the outside too really what is my life what's what's that i'm sorry uh emily i do the windows the

curtains, everything. I go with the whole nine yards.

Oh, my gosh. Which house looks better, your Sims house or your real house?

Oh, my Sims house, for sure. The Sims house is much

better. So, question, are there porch pirates stealing your Amazon packages on your fake Sims house or just in real life? No. Actually, do you have the neighbor's spotlight that's going off on that Sims house? Do you, because I always joked when people were doing those bitmoji things or, you know, none of them look like the person, you know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, my Sims look way hotter.

it looks better are you kidding me okay yeah because i made fun of your boyfriend steve gubara uh from zot ford with his because his looks like uh grew from the incredible and i'm like that is not you steve that's uncle fester from the adams family um what's going on

melissa hi hi good morning um i was just converse support like she asked and yeah sims has been around since like i was in high school i'm 31 now and i would play it when i was you know 16 17 years old too i would totally play it again right now you guys sound like you're gonna have a lot

of fun talking to each other today they're so much better than us because they don't know

oh my god i play video games but i play with other people oh good for you

have you met megan so stupid she's all panic and no disco

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