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Meaghan Should Work for the FBI

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June 13, 2023 | 00:14:38 | Leisure

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Modo the Morning Show. One thing that we know for certain is that after listening to this morning show and Megan deep diving on the meanie weenie on Facebook, that she found out where this woman lives or not lives. Well, actually, maybe she did find out where she lives. I did. You found out what she does for a living. The person was mean, very, very mean. And let me just say this to you, was almost unblockable or was blockable on Facebook. But I decided not to block her because I figured that the rest of the listeners will, you know, be able to come to the defense of this. And maybe we can turn her around. But Megan deep dived her and found out that she is a therapist. So a therapist is the person that is sending mean comments and posting them for all to see up on her Facebook. We talked about that earlier this morning. You've got to go check out the podcast of that. So go check that out. That's available right now. Available if you missed any portion of the show. Also, things from this morning that you can go check the podcast out of. I thought this was actually a good one. The public farter, the person who was farting in church. Which, by the way, I was so happy that we went through the entire conversation and nobody said something about the fact that they were sitting in a pew. I was thinking about it. Everybody wanted to. Nobody did it, and I'm proud of everybody.

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You know what else I've been thinking about?

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Yeah.

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The Ward of Roses, when we're having a discussion, whether you should call it stripper or dancer, I've always wanted to say that we should take a pole.

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Oh. Like a stripper pole. You get it? I like that. There you go.

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Thanks for the silence, guys.

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I like it. You know what?

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Welcome to the silence club. I have this all the time. It's like the group chat.

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Like the group chat.

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Listen, I was letting air breathe on that one and deciding whether or not I was going to hit a laugh track or crickets.

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I threw a Wheel of Fortune joke that took a minute to think about, and I was pretty proud of it, and only two people responded. I expected a little more than that.

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What was the joke? What was your joke? In the group chat.

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They didn't even read it. No, yesterday was great. I thought it was good. I know you did. Oh, I didn't read it. You respond to everything, which I appreciate.

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Kev, there's a phrase you've got to learn, and it's, they can't all be gems.

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I think that was pretty good, though. That was not bad, right? The pole? That was good. If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Yeah, listen, all these and then a couple of other good ones, too. Mike, the...

00:05:00 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 3:

Mexican soccer coach was funny. I loved that. You can check that out. Kevin about to make the stupidest mistake of his life, choosing to go to a Michigan State football game over being with his baby when his baby's born. And then we did Am I the A-Hole was another one of those ones where people were, a lot of people commenting on Sean from Am I the A-Hole. All right, Mojo in the morning show. So Megan is a, like, you should be an investigator. Have you ever thought about getting your private investigator's license?

00:05:32 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 1:

Here's the thing. I think I need government insurance. So CIA, if you're hiring, I am available. I'm also really good at makeup, so I could do disguises. So I've got so many skills in my back pocket. And it's the master of disguise and the master of finding out who you are online. And I don't know if this is because I'm so good at it or if people are just so bad at hiding their personal information. But I will find you, and I will find everything about you. And this all stemmed from a conversation I was having with Ellen because she's going out on a date with a guy. And I'm the kind of person where I have Ellen's location 24-7. I need to have it. She's just a girl in a big city, and I've got to make sure she's okay. Does she have yours, too?

00:06:20 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 3:

Do you guys share together so that she can—

00:06:21 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I'm just either here or at my house. I don't know if she doesn't need to check it.

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Wait, does she ever check on you and message you saying it's time for you to get out of the house?

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Absolutely. And I go, leave me alone and napping. So I need to know where she is at all times. And she's really good about, usually she'll send me pictures of like, this is the outfit I'm going to wear. Do I look okay? I'm like, I got it. Where are we planning on going? I'm going to monitor your location. What time do we expect to be gone? Like, if there's a murder between her and I, the Netflix documentary is going to be about the other person for sure. We all know where we are at all times. So she tells me about this date that she's going to go on this week. And I'm like, okay, what do we know about him? And she sends me a screen recording of his Hinge profile. And within three minutes, I found this man online. And Hinge doesn't give you much information. They give you a name and a workplace. And I'm like, got it. And this man works for a huge company. I know where his hometown is. I know where he went to college. And let me tell you, the icing on the cake. The piece de resistance was me finding his professional photographs of him bowling in high school. No, stop. Let me tell you guys, you need to hide your embarrassing photos better because I found them, and I know what team you bowled for, and I pretty much know what GPA you had when you graduated high school. Hide your information better because I will find it all.

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So do we like him or no?

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No, I totally gave her the ick before she even went on the date. Really? You know it would have been hooked. Is it because of bowling or what? There was a couple of other things that we got into, like certain pages that he liked. I found his Instagram and found a few accounts that he followed that we both were not fans of. So I accidentally ruined the date before.

00:08:07 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 3:

Do people go this deep into diving or figuring out what their potential dates are? Yes. Like, if their date or their potential, you know, person that they're going to go out with follows certain, I don't know, Facebook groups or whatever, you actually will not date somebody based on that?

00:08:25 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 1:

Absolutely. It tells me everything about you. If you follow certain influencers, Andrew Tate, I'm not going to go on a date with you. It's not going to happen.

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You know what would have been hilarious? Does that happen the opposite way, too? Do guys do that with women? Do they? I've never done that. Like, guys wouldn't care. Guys would be like, okay, I don't care. She got some boobies.

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She got boobies and she wants to hang out with me.

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It would be hilarious if you showed up to the date with like a manila folder with like all of the information printed out.

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Oh, yes. On the 26th of December in 2017, did you like this photograph? I would pay to see that.

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The who they're following, though, on Instagram is such a good telltale of who first. It gives you so much insight. Oh, you can find out their political leanings.

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You can find out what television shows they're in, too. You can find out their sports teams. You can find out so much about a person. Did you check Venmo? Oh, did I? Yes, I did. And the emojis that he uses when exchanging his money with other people. How do you learn that? How do you find this? Because I'm good. Because I'm good.

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His Venmo emojis? What were the emojis?

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Don't worry about it, but it was a lot of peach ones. And the peach ones made me like, are you paying for that?

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you know um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 what have you done like a deep dive on or who have you done a deep dive on and then you saw something and you're like all right i can't date this person like a person that you you know met on uh you know

00:10:00 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 2:

whatever dating app do you could you ask the person for their netflix password to see what shows they watch oh i would do that because you say that like what they follow but that would be the key like i would wonder if you go to somebody's house like on date and they go to get up go to the bathroom do you start going through all this stuff like i would go through if they have an apple like i'd go through their apple tv and just try to see like what stuff they have on their pictures i was

00:10:25 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 3:

I was going to say, my fire stick is the biggest rat in my life because it tells my brother and my dad everything I've been watching, and some of that stuff is embarrassing. So I would immediately go, oh, he's running to the bathroom, find the remote control, go through the fire stick, see what he's been watching.

00:10:40 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, those are good texters. A couple texters here right now. 616 says, my girlfriend's mom ran a background check on me. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, Chelsea and I should think about that with our kids dating lives.

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They're only $38. Just have that information.

00:11:04 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 2:

Another one here, 734 says, I do the same thing that Megan does every time that I'm about to go on a date with somebody. I look through every bit of their social media, and then I start deep diving on their family members to find out what their childhood was like.

00:11:20 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 3:

Well, that was the other thing. We did a fun game of, is that your kid or is that a cousin? And it turns out it was a cousin. It wasn't his kid.

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This is from 248. 248 says, before I started dating a guy, I thought that everything was great. We went out on a couple of dates. Things were cool. And then my family did a deep dive. I got a phone call from my mom and my sisters who said, we need to have a family meeting. Wait till you hear what we found. God, that person needs to come on the air with us. like i want to talk to some of these uh these people uh do you do this solely for alan or do you do this for other people because this could be a service because here's a 313 says megan you should open up your own dating uh background check service but this

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is where i felt bad because she was really excited to go out with this guy especially because he's from this area uh so like i i'm well he's like from warren and stuff and i found out a lot more about his family but then I felt bad because she wanted to have this like connection she knew the area she thought it was going to work out well and then I ruined it for her and now I feel bad

00:12:29 - 00:13:21 | Speaker 2:

can I tell you something I know a girl that will not date people based on where they're from like she will not date no she won't date so it's she's Chaldean and she won't date east side chaldeans so and i know that this is bad to say this because lydia who answers the phones for us she's an east side chaldean and for those that are in toledo grand rapids or outside of the listening area um chaldeans you know we talk about all the time iraqi catholics and there are some that are from west side some are from the east side and will not date the east side ones because she says the east side ones as she says quote unquote are boaters is she is she is she single is she's not single she's actually dating a guy right now what do you think they're all fun well she said that they're they basically um are very

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old school in their beliefs yeah it's like my dad like my dad's a boater he wasn't born here

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came straight off the boat her dad and and her dad is very very traditional in his thinking right he's very traditional and not wanting you to be dating true that's why i hide my boyfriend from him exactly so um you know what why don't you have megan megan go and figure out what gas station

00:13:47 - 00:14:01 | Speaker 3:

guy is all about megan go through his following please it makes me nauseous to do it so i won't give me a first name i got it that's all you need probably like honestly i would like you to go

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through, and then I would like you to do the reveal on the air.

00:14:05 - 00:14:11 | Speaker 1:

You know? Oh, for sure. This is better than the P.I. we've used for however many years. What was that guy's name? That guy?

00:14:11 - 00:14:21 | Speaker 2:

Damn. Dave. Dave. Dave, that's right. Dave was actually good. Dave was good. But maybe not as good as what Megan does. I will do it if

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you get the song Inspector Gadget made to say Inspector Megan. Oh my gosh.

00:14:29 - 00:14:41 | Speaker 2:

Would you be able to Would you be able to tell if you found out something really, really bad? Because the stuff that you found out, I don't think is necessarily all that bad. But if you found something out that was criminal, what would you do?

00:14:41 - 00:14:48 | Speaker 3:

Well, it depends. Was it white-collar crime? Because if you can make me more financially stable in the future, let's do it.

00:14:48 - 00:14:54 | Speaker 2:

Joe wants to talk to you, Megan, because he says you're not being fair. Speaks Joe the criminal. What's going on, Joe?

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Hey, how you doing?

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Good. You're on with Megan. What did you want to say?

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Anybody.

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In my opinion, they can change, you know. You know, everybody can change, you know. And it's not too late for anybody to change, you know. And the past stays in the past, you know.

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So says the man that what do you follow?

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What does your shady past look like?

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Yeah, what do you got going on there, Joe, that we should know about?

00:15:19 - 00:15:20 | Speaker 9:

All those big booty girls on Instagram?

00:15:21 - 00:15:34 | Speaker 8:

I'm personally engaged, you know, and I'm Chaldean myself, you know. Right. You know, in my opinion, anybody can change. i've seen people change and i've seen people that can't change so absolutely but i also think

00:15:34 - 00:15:45 | Speaker 7:

sometimes the flags are there and we shouldn't ignore them and sometimes people like andrew tate uh is relatively new and problematic so if you bought him that's recent behavior that's not

00:15:45 - 00:15:52 | Speaker 6:

long time ago behavior i get andrew tate so big booty isn't good to follow this if you if you look

00:15:52 - 00:16:01 | Speaker 9:

at somebody's like follow list though and it's all like half naked girls and like big booty you know what I mean like that tells you a lot about that person

00:16:01 - 00:16:07 | Speaker 8:

yeah of course you know it's all like a personal preference you know oh yeah right

00:16:07 - 00:16:24 | Speaker 4:

it's my preference to not get involved you know what I put out there that you like flat butts actually that's an interesting one what if you go and you look at somebody and it shows all their exes and their exes look nothing like you and you're not even doesn't that make you go, oh, God, this is not good?

00:16:24 - 00:16:28 | Speaker 9:

No, because what if all their exes look exactly like you?

00:16:28 - 00:16:41 | Speaker 4:

Well, then if they look exactly like you, then there's probably a little bit of scared. It's tight. Yeah. All right, Joe. Joe, are you single? No, I'm engaged. Good for you, man. Congratulations. Eastside, Westside, what are you?

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I'm an Eastsider.

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Oh, long live our Eastside Chaldeans. Take care of yourself, buddy. Did you see that? Yep, thank you. Long live.

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