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Meaghan Slept Through It
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Meaghan Slept Through It

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All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Coming up before we end the show, the food that you cannot eat while you're driving. I will tell you about that. And also on the way in just a little bit, a plea. We need to put out a plea for Lydia, who is always there for you, the listener, by getting you prizes and answering your phone calls and your comments and stuff like that. Lydia is one of the people here. She needs help, and she's actually been sending emails to Big Gretch. So we'll talk about that coming up here in just a little bit. Why has she been emailing the governor? Well, we will find out coming up here in just a little bit. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan, it does not surprise me that you would sleep through something, but what was it that you slept through this time?

00:03:20 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 5:

Oh, God. I felt so terrible. I absolutely slept through plans that I had with my dad. We were supposed to go run errands together. I woke up four hours late. Oh, that sounds glorious.

00:03:34 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, it does, really.

00:03:35 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 5:

It was and it wasn't. I mean, I felt really good, but then you also immediately wake up with an adrenaline rush on regret. So, like, you don't feel good when you wake up late to something. You feel terrible, and it ruins all the good sleep you got.

00:03:48 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 6:

Did your dad try to call you? Was he trying to get in touch with you?

00:03:51 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 5:

He was like, hey, just reach out to me if you still want to go. And it was like two hours later. I'm just now rolling. I'm so sorry. The store we were planning on going to was closed by the time.

00:04:02 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my gosh. So he didn't think anything bad happened to you? No. He just assumes right away that you're sleeping.

00:04:08 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 5:

He knows me. And if he was really that worried, I mean, he does have a key to my house, so he could come over. So he doesn't have to call the Toledo Police Department, like someone I know did, to make sure that you were alive. Let's just say after that incident, we had copies of my apartment key mates, and it didn't happen again.

00:04:26 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 6:

You've slept through a lot of stuff. You've slept through that, obviously, where we're literally barreling down the door and trying to knock down your door.

00:04:35 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 5:

If people don't know, the cops had to wake me up in my own bedroom before because I was so late to the show.

00:04:41 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 6:

Haven't you slept when you didn't you say one time on the air that you slept through having something that you were cooking on the stove?

00:04:47 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Oh, absolutely. I've set my oven on fire three times, three separate occasions. We love that. It's amazing that I'm still alive, honestly, at this point, because I sleep in my car so much that you would think something bad would have happened.

00:05:00 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 2:

there um i've been woken up by cops in my car as well uh but then i used to like oversleep for job interviews when i was younger that was really terrible woke up crying one day i sleep through everything important i was supposed to teach a class at the university of toledo slept through it what is wrong with me yeah in the parking lot i was there on to i showed up an hour early and then slept through the class in the parking lot so you were sitting in the parking lot

00:05:24 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 1:

you got there early thought you'd get a little shut eye no no no was fully sitting up

00:05:29 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 2:

mouth agape behind the steering wheel I did not plan on falling asleep before that class

00:05:35 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 1:

that's when you walk into the class and go there's your first lesson kids sleep yeah get your sleep ahead of time it's funny that you say that because I did a an appearance thingy at Planet Fitness like went out there for a promotion to remember raise money for Make-A-Wish and I got to the Planet fitness in canton early and i parked and then i said you know what i'm just gonna sit here and listen to music thinking to myself that's not a good idea so i ended up setting three alarms on my phone just for the the sake of not falling asleep because i've had it happen to me before where i've fallen asleep and in my car if i fall asleep with the car on it if you're letting it run for a long period of time idle it will shut off on you and i fell asleep for such a long time that my car shut off on me at that time. And thank God that my alarm went off. But you actually slept through your...

00:06:32 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 2:

I sleep through alarms. Ask me how many alarm clocks I have set for the show. How many? Well, I have three different alarm clocks and then my phone and about 40 alarms set. Do you still have the bed shaker in your new house? I have an alarm clock made for people who are deaf and it shakes my bed, but it doesn't shake my bed enough so I have to put it in my pillow and not in my mattress. That is insane I am a very heavy sleeper

00:06:55 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

I am so the opposite I'm such a light Like Lucy could sneeze In her bedroom across the hall And I am awake And that's it No

00:07:02 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 2:

My dad took me downstairs In the basement one time During a tornado Didn't wake up Woke up the next day In the basement Yeah I don't wake up For anything

00:07:09 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 1:

So the bed just shakes on you Or the pillow shakes on you When you do Yeah

00:07:14 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 2:

Yeah yeah yeah It's called the sonic boom

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That's wild

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Such a great name And it will Yeah

00:07:20 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 1:

Sounds like it could be Something else

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So the alarm clock is an alarm clock that's extra loud.

00:07:24 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 3:

She's probably got that too, Mike.

00:07:25 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 2:

It shakes the bed, and it has lights on it that flash in your eyes, and I don't wake up for it.

00:07:31 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 3:

Wait, can you send a picture of this to the group text when you get home? I have to see what it looks like.

00:07:37 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 1:

It sounds terrifying. I love it, though. I love that idea, don't you? You know where it's a place I fall asleep a lot in the morning after I wake up? I go right to the toilet where I sit on the toilet, And that's when I send Shannon like 8,000

00:07:51 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 3:

Dirty stories I always know when you're

00:07:53 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 1:

Explain that Dirty on the 30 stories

00:07:55 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 3:

Oh God I'm not sending you like dirty stories No, no, no You send me like news stuff and dirty stories And I get them like I really do like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom In my email account And I'm always like Oh, he's sitting on his co-toilet I'll find myself

00:08:08 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 1:

Honestly, I'll find myself falling asleep on the toilet Because it's my comfort spot I was telling Shannon I could not fall asleep last night, guys For some reason I had like this anxiety going Of all the stuff I've got going on In the next couple of weeks With family stuff and work stuff And I ended up having to get up And go sit on the toilet Because that was the only place that could give me And I didn't have to go to the bathroom I just sat on the toilet with my pants off And for some reason it helped my anxiety I'm sorry Megan just sent the photo of the face

00:08:41 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 3:

Oh it is? I got distracted No that's okay

00:08:43 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 1:

Oh there it is That's the alarm that wakes it up

00:08:46 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 3:

I mean that alarm clock looks like the alarm clock or looks like the clock in like that show 24 that counted down to like the end of the whatever the world or I didn't watch the fight.

00:08:57 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 2:

Absolutely. It looks like it's from a movie. Do you see the vibrating pad and how it's off to the side? That's supposed to be for your entire mattress. You're supposed to put it under your mattress.

00:09:05 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 3:

Okay, question for you. Have you ever used that vibrating pad for anything else?

00:09:09 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 2:

Oh my God. No. Yes. True or false? Absolutely not. No, if you actually felt it, it would not be comfortable to use for that.

00:09:16 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 1:

Okay. I have rubbed off on Shannon.

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I know what's happening to me.

00:09:20 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 1:

No, that's good. I like that. That's all right.

00:09:22 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 2:

It's nice to know that every time I do a topic, somebody asks me a very sexually explicit question recently, and I'm the bad one around here.

00:09:32 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 1:

Did your dad think that you were sleeping, or did your dad think that you were doing something else?

00:09:37 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 2:

Oh, he definitely knew. Okay, why are you asking weird questions?

00:09:41 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 1:

I didn't say anything else other than I thought maybe you were out with somebody else, like you were out with Jillian or your brother or something. No, no, no. I'm super sleeping. What's up, John? No, I'm going to try you guys. We're good, man. Megan slept through hanging out with her dad over the weekend. Yeah. So, are you... to um this is years back i would set a few alarms to wake up um i have times where i would hit the alarm and send my snooze button do that i'll get five more minutes of sleep i'll wake up about 30 minutes now later have to rush and get ready for work oh that's the worst that's the worst and you

00:10:19 - 00:10:31 | Speaker 6:

have to be so careful because if your finger just goes a little bit lower you hit stop instead of snooze if you have an iphone which i have done many times before yeah i try not to hit snooze

00:10:31 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 7:

because the moment i hit snooze i know that that's the moment i'm going to get the phone call from kp saying where are you you know that i'll get the uh you know you're late for uh for work because i've done that numerous times before and gotten myself burned off of it um i you know what's funny is it doesn't surprise me too that you were sleeping this weekend because for some reason it was a long week last week and i think a lot had to do with the fact that uh we were busy but also the weather was kind of different and then the weather over the weekend i don't know about you guys but are you guys getting affected too by allergies and okay i think that's what's

00:11:07 - 00:11:19 | Speaker 6:

going on with my scratchy throat i it has to be allergies at this point i feel fine yeah i'm not screaming or anything it's driving me crazy and my asthma is so bad too we open up the windows and i

00:11:19 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 7:

woke up I like I couldn't even move my eyes like I couldn't even open my eyes because it was uh it was so bad the allergies were so bad what's up Chuck

00:11:28 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 3:

I fell asleep three seats from the gate at the Minneapolis airport and if somebody from my group didn't walk to the bathroom and see me still sleeping there I would have missed my flight

00:11:40 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 6:

because they were doing last call oh yeah my uncle actually missed his flight alcohol was partly to blame it was in las vegas but nobody woke him up just sat there same thing like three

00:11:50 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 7:

seats from the gate that's that's the worst i worry about that happening to me and i worry about that happening to me exactly where it was for you when you're on your way home and the president of the

00:12:01 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 3:

board of directors took a picture and posted it and he's the one who woke up no that's so

00:12:07 - 00:12:30 | Speaker 7:

disrespectful he can get he can get away with it he's the boss uh what's what's the one here Somebody just said that they fell asleep taking care of themselves. How tired do you have to be to fall asleep while you're in the midst of, they said, fell asleep, woke up with my bullet in my hand. Oh.

00:12:31 - 00:12:32 | Speaker 3:

What?

00:12:33 - 00:12:41 | Speaker 7:

I mean, that. It's never, it's usually a wake up, isn't it? But I don't know. It's called something. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. I'm pretty sure that's called something. It is.

00:12:41 - 00:12:43 | Speaker 2:

What a weird departure from the original topic.

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