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All right, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. It is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan says that she smelled so bad that she moved away. Now, when you say she, you're talking about somebody else smelled so bad.

No, I'm talking about myself. Really? No. You've never smelled bad. Here's the thing. I'm like kind of a really lucky person that I am hyper aware of the way that I smell. I think Kev and Shannon both get super annoyed with me because I'm always like, do I smell okay? Do I need some perfume? Should I use some lotion? Do I need some breast strips? Like I carry all of that with me. I think when somebody needs to smell good, they come to me because they know that I'm going to have that. And I'm very, very lucky. I don't know if this is lucky or not lucky. But when I work out, I don't really sweat a lot. I sweat like a little, little, little bit. But I get like really red, which sucks. I wish I had the ability to sweat more to cool off. But I don't really sweat when I'm working out. And the other day I was at the gym. And Kev, what is the rule for treadmills when you are at the gym?

I don't know. I'll be going to y'all.

I know what it is. If there is a treadmill right next to somebody, but there are many other open treadmills, you pick one of the many other open treadmills. You don't go right next to the only person that is using a treadmill.

It's the urinal rule. I was just about to say, yeah. It's the urinal. That's why I asked you, Kevin, because you're a man.

You should have said urinals. I would have had you. By the way, I just went into the bathroom. Kevin was going to the bathroom with music blaring out of the stall.

It was either usually going to hear that or my ass lighting up the bathroom. That was crazy. She wanted to hear the music is dead.

Back to Megan. Okay, so there's the...

I didn't either.

Don't be on the treadmill right next to me, Will. Okay?

So I'm, for some reason, you ever smell yourself when you're working out and you're like, that's me and that's really bad. Like really, really bad. And I don't know what had happened, but it felt like I had already died. And then I was just decomposing on this treadmill. And I do this thing where I walk on a treadmill, but it's all about the incline. So I'm constantly adjusting the incline on there. And every time I would raise my arms to change the incline, I was like, that's a dead animal. Like, you are disgusting. So this woman comes up to the treadmill next to me. She puts it on. I'm not kidding you. 0.2 miles an hour. And she starts walking backwards. Good for you, girl. Don't know what we're achieving here, but you're moving and I'm proud of you. And she's there for maybe three minutes. And I lift my arm to adjust the treadmill. She turns around, turns off the treadmill, moves three over, and starts her workout back over again. And I went, yes, ma'am, that is me. I am nasty. I smelled so bad she moved away from me. Embarrassing. Embarrassing.

so can you smell your own funk I smell my own funk and when I get that's why I have the two bottles of Dove Mencare Comfort Plus

I've used that a few times in here

it's delicious smelling it smells better than my body odor but did she commit the crime or did you commit the crime because she did get next to you

She shouldn't have been there in the first place. She's the a-hole.

Am I the a-hole? She is the a-hole. You don't do that.

Yeah. Because that's the risk you take. Yeah. You got what was coming for you.

Do people look for gym buddies? If you're doing bench press or you're doing something like that, obviously you may need somebody to spot you so you have somebody that's there to do it.

I hate that. Is treadmill kind of the same way? I don't. When I go to the gym, if I'm by myself, I want to be, I am by myself for a reason.

And I assume if somebody is on the one next to you, that you guys are together. Yeah. So to be fair, my brother was on the one directly next to me on the other side. So I got sandwiched in the middle. There were like 30 open treadmills. And I was like, I hate this. Did he say you stunk? Yeah, he did. He was like, that was pretty. And he and I work out all of the time together. And he was like, I've never smelled you before. And I was like, it's bad.

Can we call Brian Reeve from Planet Fitness and ask him on the rules of engagement of joining Planet Fitness? Is this the only time that you can actually judge? Is this like the one judgment that you can have is somebody got to put some deodorant or something?

No, there's another time you judge and it's when somebody gets up from a machine and leaves like a trail of their butt sweat or vagina sweat without cleaning, doesn't do anything about it.

844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Has anybody ever said to the person that's on the treadmill directly next to them? hey there are open treadmills like do you understand because i would bet as as a woman it feels uncomfortable if somebody especially a guy like gets on the treadmill right next to you

you know i would hate that i truly would yeah yeah it throws you off like your equilibrium like you kind of off balance a little bit first of all don't talk to me when i'm working out

especially like i'm not lifting weights sometimes when i lift weights i'm like i'm kind of cute right now and then there are times where i'm on the treadmill i'm like like talk to me when i'm kind of cute and feeling strong and not when i feel like i'm going to die

do you also um do you wipe off the treadmill afterwards because when i see people not wipe it off i get very upset because that makes me think that i'm on a dirty treadmill now i need

to wipe it before and after i feel like people are going to judge me i wipe off the things i don't touch on the machine yeah just like when i go on a treadmill i very intentionally do not hold on to it like if i'm on an incline i'm not holding myself up like i am working that's how you're supposed to do it but i can't do it but like if i get off the treadmill and i don't wipe down those handlebars people are like that's gross yeah so like i'll wipe down even i think

we should send kev to uh a plan of fitness and have him with a megaphone for the people that don't don't wipe off what's up craig how you doing hey how's it going good what's going on Megan was the stinky girl at the gym yesterday.

Well, I was the stinky guy when I was in the Army. They used to make me run in the back of the formation because my parts would smell so bad.

Oh, you were farting and running?

I couldn't help it. I knew that. Yeah, that's where you belong. I'm on a three-mile run, you know?

By the way, how did they know it was you? There's all these other guys running. Can't you just blame it on somebody else?

Oh, they always knew. Yeah, I always hope.

if I'm crop dusting that people don't look at me, but I always feel like they just know right away. Yesterday I had the get up off the couch fast thing and blew a fart and Chelsea and I have some friends that are staying with us and I felt so bad. I was like, oh, you ever do that where you blow a fart like accidentally and you go, ooh, it's kind of...

I was laughing and it came out and I was so embarrassed.

You always get like, it's always like, why do you go

because you surprised yourself. I know. Like you were not anticipating.

I can't believe it came out.

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