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Meaghan Thinks Mojo Is Petty
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Meaghan Thinks Mojo Is Petty

from Mojo In The Morning

May 31, 2023 | 00:07:24 | Leisure

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00:01:16 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 1:

It's Mojo on the Morning Show. We've been more than an hour without a commercial interruption. Megan wants to call me out on something, and I have no idea what it is that she's going to refer to, but I do know this. we went to lunch yesterday so right after the show was over with we had our show meeting and then after the show meeting we had a few things we taped our more mojo podcast which you can go check out and then we did you know uh some last minute things for today's show and then we decided that we would go eat and so we went across the street to the coney island and i cannot think of anything that i did that would be considered petty because megan wants to

00:01:54 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 3:

call me petty right now but like petty in a good way because i think that petty sometimes gets a negative connotation on here and as the queen of petty on the show i don't think that that's fair i think that we deserve a little bit of credit for being the joy in life because petty can be

00:02:10 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 1:

fun all right and i should actually take this not as a a um criticism but as a compliment

00:02:17 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 3:

Absolutely. I like this. I'm going to be cutty. We were standing in the parking lot yesterday. We were talking really quickly. You were driving off. I was taking the top off of my car.

00:02:29 - 00:02:35 | Speaker 1:

Wait for a second there. It kind of got me. She did, by the way. She took her top off right there in front of the Coney.

00:02:35 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. So I love saying that. I was taking my top off, and you stopped, and we were talking. But anybody could drive past us. The parking lot was big enough that people could go around if they wanted to, but this one woman was so mad at us, and as she was driving past us, because, you know, her car fit, she turned around, and her windows were up, but I could hear her scoff at us and go, ugh, in her vehicle. she threw her hands up in the air like what are you doing like we were the biggest inconvenience that has ever come across her in our entire life and then she just drove off that was not the petty part the petty part was the absolute joy that came across mojo's face when this happened and then he honked lightly he did that and then waved and smiled and said have a nice day And I had never seen you be more petty And I loved it, I lived for it

00:03:39 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 1:

So that was actually my pettiness, I like that

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I was for it I had never seen this side of you before It brought me so much joy To know that you could stoop down to my level Every once in a while

00:03:50 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 1:

It wasn't, well first off let me just say that I didn't even see that she was trying to get around me Yet you're, and again you said this right She could have easily gotten around Like she had no problem getting around But she was all upset that I was yeah that by the way is not my car horn right at that moment she easily could have gotten around me and she decided instead and she did the whole she did the whole in the car passenger seat and gives me the she not only did the middle finger but she did the whole what is this called when you go like that

00:04:27 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 2:

oh that's the same thing that's an F you

00:04:30 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 1:

that's like the There's got to be a name to it at all But it's like we're basically I think she was telling me F you and my children And my family And all the rest of those people But she was very upset over this thing And it's always kind of funny when you do this When you honk like that Because here's what you don't know about Megan About said petty lady Because we sat there and we started talking for some time You and I started talking for some time

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We did

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And I drove home from the station And I drive M5 I don't know.

00:05:00 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 7:

home, which is right here by the radio station, and I go through Novi and Commerce Township and all the rest of that stuff. Well, I decided that I was going to stop off at my friends over at the USA gas station over there because I needed to get gas for my car. And I pull over, and guess who is pumping up? I'm on seven. She's on nine. Guess who's pumping?

00:05:22 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 4:

I love when that happens so much.

00:05:24 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 7:

And it was so funny because she's there and she's not, you know, pumping the gas. The guy who was driving was pumping the gas because it was an Audi. It was a little Audi car.

00:05:34 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 5:

Of course it was an Audi, by the way. If you drive an Audi, you got an attitude problem.

00:05:38 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 7:

Well, you got money, definitely. You got some money. And she walked into the USA gas station that has the Wendy's that's there. And she walked in to go get something and she comes walking out. And as she's coming and walking out, I go, I recognize her. Let me see your arms again and do that whole thing. And I do the whole, I don't know if you guys do this. Do you guys ever talk to the people that are pumping their gas? Not really, no. I always do it.

00:06:03 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 4:

Only you interview strangers on a regular basis. This is such a you thing.

00:06:07 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 7:

I don't, Kev, here's what I do. If there's somebody there pumping their gas, I like to ask them how their day is going. Oh my God, don't talk to me. But I don't do it to hot girls. Because the problem is, hot girls think you're hitting on them when you're doing that. and I and my problem is I don't want to be known as the creepy guy doing it so I do it to not so hot girls old guys and old ladies okay and so I said to the guy go hey how you doing before I knew that this was the the people that were the petty people in the uh Coney parking lot and then I see her and I'm like oh there you go and I said hey you guys look familiar And you should have seen the look on her face when she saw me And it was funny I don't know That was petty So that gives me my pettiness But that's another layer though People who don't keep that same energy Oh yeah You gotta give them grief What's up, Courtney? How you doing?

00:07:01 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

I'm good How are you guys?

00:07:02 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 7:

Good What's happening? You wanted to call about my pettiness?

00:07:06 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 3:

No, I'm calling about my pettiness Oh, okay

00:07:08 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 7:

Go ahead

00:07:09 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 3:

I mean, everybody knows school parking lots are crazy, right? So dropped my son off at school today, trying to leave the parking lot. And this guy in this big white truck behind me honks. And I'm like, I can't even go. So I go when I can go. And he pulls out, totally takes off the curb, like four-wheeling on the curb, going over it. And I laugh and kind of do a little wave. And he, of course, starts, you know, yelling. But I was like, hee-hee, that's instant karma. Yeah.

00:07:40 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 7:

I've had that happen before where a person starts yelling at you, and then they end up going into traffic and almost causing you a car accident. Like, they think you're stopped because you're being an idiot, and yet you're stopped because you're trying to protect them from getting into a car accident.

00:07:57 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 3:

I mean, nobody wants to spend time in a school parking lot, so I'm trying to get out there just as fast as everybody else.

00:08:02 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 7:

Do you ever hear one of my favorite stories ever that Shannon tells is the time that the yoga instructor.

00:08:13 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, and I gave him the finger, and then I went to yoga class, and it was my yoga teacher.

00:08:18 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 7:

And it was Johnny Kess, right?

00:08:20 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 4:

It was Johnny Kess.

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World famous yoga instructor.

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He really is, and he's all about zen and peace and kindness, and I gave him the freaking finger.

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Namaste.

00:08:30 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 2:

So you really did need the classes. I did, yeah.

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Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself.

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Thank you.

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