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Meaghan Thought She Peed Her Bed
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Meaghan Thought She Peed Her Bed

from Mojo In The Morning

January 17, 2025 | 00:07:12 | Leisure

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Mojo on the morning show. Megan had what seemed like an embarrassing situation until you hear the full story. Happened her last night. When is the last time that you as a person have ever wet the bed? Will you call us up and tell us? What kind of wet? Wet the bed. Wet the bed. Wet the bed. Yeah.

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Wet the bed. Let me tell you. I don't know what's going on in my life lately. I'm so grateful that I am single because I can't imagine this happening while sharing a bed with somebody. But I last night watched a movie that was weirdly way sadder than I expected it to be. I thought it was going to be a comedy. It's that Jesse Eisenberg. What's the other guy's name? Culkin. Culkin. Kieran Culkin movie. What's it called? A Real Pain. It came out a couple of weeks ago. It is beautiful. Go watch that movie right now. What's it called? So good. It's called A Real Pain. Okay. It's really short. It's only an hour and a half. And spoiler alert, you will cry. And I don't know about you guys, but when I cry, especially right before bed, I'll wake up with like swollen eyes that looks like I've been crying in the morning. Is that just me?

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Wonderful. Yes. No, I do. I do.

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That happens to me all the time. I cry a lot.

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Yeah. It looks like I always say I have allergies when I'm in.

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So I was like, I cannot wake up with swollen eyes. Everybody's going to think that I was crying all night. I don't want to explain this, yada, yada, yada. So I threw on a sweatshirt and I ran to my kitchen and I filled up like a gallon Ziploc bag with ice. And I get back into bed and I laid like a mummy, like a vampire on my back. And I put the hood over my eyes so that it didn't get too cold because I couldn't get a headache. And then I put the Ziploc bag of ice over my eyes and fell asleep with a bag of ice over my eyes trying to reduce the swelling. Oh my gosh. But what happened was I woke up and essentially waterboarded myself, but I had thought I had peed the bed because I, my bed was so wet. It was in my pillow, my mattress, my blankets, my sheets, my clothes, everything. And I'm just damp and cold and shivering. And I couldn't realize, or I didn't know what had happened. I was like, oh my God, you peed the bed. Oh my God. How did you pee the bed? Like you're an adult woman who goes to the bathroom before she goes to sleep. I know the tank was empty. How did you pee the bed? And I turned on all my lights and I saw the Ziploc bag that was empty and just had spread all over the bed.

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This reminds me of the time that Shannon went to bed with a bunch of chocolate and then she thought she...

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I think the last time I peed the bed, like actually peed the bed was when I was in high school and we were on a family vacation and my sweet sister, Jacqueline, and I shared a bed and I don't know what the heck happened, but as an 18 year old, I wet the bed. I didn't even wet the bed when I was little.

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I was a bed wetter. I wet the bed until I was like eighth grade. No joke. I used to have to bring the same clothes to sleepovers that I was wearing to the sleepover. Like my mom would buy me duplicate clothes so that I wouldn't be embarrassed. And I slept with a hefty bag basically around my pants. No, you did not. I swear to you. No, you didn't, bro. Dude, you think I'm lying? We'll call Steve Gorski right now. That makes me so sad. You used to take the bag to sleepovers? Oh, I wouldn't go to the sleepover. I would have it in my bag. i'd go to the bathroom and go change and i would wait till everybody fell asleep put the damn thing on because they didn't have like depends for you you know what i mean i should have i nowadays you can just go get an adult diaper

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or a big fat kid diaper. That's a sleeping bag. Yeah. There you go. Hey, and it was that. Not that kind of what. What's going on? How you doing? Mariah, hi.

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Hi.

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Hi, what's going on?

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Hi. So when me and my husband first kind of started dating, we went to a Jolly Roll concert, and I got a little bit more drunk than I should. I stayed at his house, and I woke up in the morning, and I peed in his bed.

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And he's still with you. That's love. That's love. I'm sorry, bro. Chickpea in my bed. She's got to get a pot of beer.

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Yeah.

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But you know what?

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I woke up so embarrassed and I told him and he was like, it's okay. Go clean up. Go lay on the couch. You're good. Oh, green flag though. Green flag.

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Yeah. No, yellow flag because it's the bee. You haven't done it since, right?

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you haven't drank like that since no no but he makes fun of me all the time for itself

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yeah uh sometimes you just get that drunk what's up april how you doing hi first time long time

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my best friend pees the bed whenever she drinks too much she we shared the bed on a bachelorette party and i was like great i get to share the bed with her and she peed in the middle of the night she woke me up and she put the fan facing me oh so it was like the worst experience

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wow how did you get so unlucky that you had to sleep with her i know i was like the closest

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with her so they were like you could sleep with you could sleep with her and i was like

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i was always told that i was such a deep sleeper and that was why i did it so that was I don't know she's like I don't know I don't care

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it's gross and she peed on her boyfriend's couch recently and she told them that it was the dog oh

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I don't need diapers she's got to have some kind of a bladder thing

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for sure she should go to the doctor

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what's up Jen

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oh hello good morning hey

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good morning

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um yes i uh i was 34 years old when i wet the bed the last time i wet the bed off okay i had my fourth child oh i must have been extremely tired yeah well in a lot of times a lot a lot of times

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the the you know uh we've talked about this uh with dr warner and stuff but a lot of times you

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have that baby you lose control of your you do you really do i didn't even know my my husband at the time was like the bed's wet the bed's wet and i'm like i'm like and he's i'm waking up all startled and i'm like oh my god i peed the bed and it was from head to toe like it was

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drenched man you know what you got a good guy though he helped you clean that up

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oh well he's an ex now so see he was a keeper

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I think he couldn't clean up was his attitude alright well you take care of yourself are you a first time long time

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well this is my second time second time

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what was the topic like the first time what was the topic the first time that you talked to us

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um my cousins the Hoyers brothers

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oh okay alright this one's a little bit more embarrassing and you have to tell us about wedding and band.

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I know, right? Yeah, that's when they were 25 years in prison.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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