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Meaghan Walked in The Wrong Bathroom
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Meaghan Walked in The Wrong Bathroom

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November 21, 2024 | 00:10:38 | Leisure

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00:02:00 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 7:

It's Mojo in the Morning, 104.5 SNX, 92.5 KISS FM, and Channel 955, the iHeartRadio app, and of course, across the world. Megan had a moment just happen to her. Actually, it happened to her yesterday, but I think it's one of those ones where it's probably going to happen to you a couple of times, where being in this new building of ours caused you, Megan, to walk in on somebody?

00:02:27 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 4:

Okay, so in our last building, and truly in every single iHeart building that I have ever worked in, the restrooms have been in a very particular order, all the same, which I think is very, very interesting. The men's restroom has always been on the left, and the women's restroom, the potter room.

00:02:48 - 00:02:49 | Speaker 7:

Hold on a second.

00:02:49 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 4:

The lavatory.

00:02:50 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 7:

Are we going to talk about the property next? No, the property.

00:02:53 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 4:

And the peculiar area has always been on the right. Well, yesterday was kind of crazy around here. This transition has been a lot to juggle all at once, and I thought I was going to pee my pants. So I ran to the bathroom, and just out of habit, I knew where the bathrooms were, and I decided, you know, the women's restroom is on the right. until i opened up the door i saw men's shoes under the stall door and then saw a urinal and realized not the right bathroom oh boy not not the right bathroom even a little bit and i really gave myself away because that person wouldn't have known that i was a woman who just opened the door until i went quickly scurried away like a little rat that i am

00:03:41 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 3:

If you're in my neighborhood and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy.

00:03:45 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 4:

Just a pitter-patter of feet in a different direction.

00:03:48 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 7:

And these bathrooms, as we talked about before, are different because you can see the feet. If you couldn't see the feet, that would be awkward. I don't know if anybody's had that happen to them, where you've walked in. Either way, if you walked into the wrong bathroom by accident and you don't know what to do, do you continue on? Because I've had that. I've been in the stall and then heard click, click, click, click, click. And I'm like, that sounds like heels on the floor. That doesn't sound like, I don't know how many guys that are wearing, you know, their Johnson Murphy shoes, and they kind of click, click, click, click, click. Yeah. I don't know that reference. It's a mall store. I always walk by it, and I always go, those look like nice shoes. You ever see that? You ever see that in the mall? I like those Johnson Murphy. Isn't it Johnson Murphy? Isn't that what it's called?

00:04:31 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 4:

I thought Oxford's were shirts.

00:04:33 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 7:

No, Oxford. They got some dress shoes. Yeah, they got some dress shoes, too.

00:04:36 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 4:

I thought those were penny loafers.

00:04:37 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 7:

So, did we find out whose shoes or whose feet those were?

00:04:42 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 4:

No. Do you think I was like, I'd really like to bring this up with this person in the future that I walked into the wrong bathroom?

00:04:48 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

I'm guessing it's got to either be one of these engineers, because there's a lot of them here right now. It's either one of them. For sure. It's Casey. Or it's Brendan. He's in there a bunch. Brendan. It could be, I don't know, a couple of these sales.

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 3:

Let's do a foot check

00:05:01 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 2:

It's gotta be that guy with the fish hat on Look at his shoes

00:05:04 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 3:

Those are big old boots So Megan when you do the Did the guy Did he say anything Or did you quickly just run Or get out of there

00:05:16 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 1:

It was just a lot of human Gruntal noises

00:05:21 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 3:

Are you sure that that wasn't happening before

00:05:26 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 1:

Oh, no, I'm not sure.

00:05:30 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 3:

That had nothing to do with you. Bethany, Megan walked in on a dude in the bathroom. What's going on?

00:05:37 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 6:

Well, I started a new job probably a little over a month ago, and the way the bathrooms are, in one spot, the ones that I go to most of the time, the women's is on the right, the men's is on the left, in another spot. The other place I go, sometimes, I don't want, anyway, it doesn't matter where I go.

00:05:52 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 3:

Really? Okay.

00:05:54 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 6:

It's confusing. It's the opposite, and I always walk in the men's room.

00:05:58 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Always. I'm telling you, you know when I do it all the time? At department stores in the mall. Yeah. Like, I always feel like Nordstrom's or Macy's, like you go into the wrong bathroom because you don't realize it. And then the thing is, a lot of times you don't necessarily know the bathroom because the sign is so small that's on the door, or they have just the picture. You ever go to restaurants where they have the picture, but it goes, well, I've seen women that look like that.

00:06:22 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 1:

You know what I mean? Why isn't there a universal standard like women's on the right, men's on the left?

00:06:32 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 2:

I don't know. But like this caller on the line, what's your name again? I'm sorry, Bethany. One time you do it as a mistake, twice I'll give it to you. If you're doing it all the time, you're trying to see somebody.

00:06:43 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 1:

But she's at work and in one place they're one way. Trust me, no one wants to see that. At work? Yeah, we're not like, oh, my God, can't wait to see what's in the urinal with my 30-year-old co-worker who I think about throat-punching three times a day. Can't wait to see his junk. Make-a-doodie.

00:06:59 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 3:

Tell me I'm wrong. Dana, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:07:04 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 4:

Hey, good morning, everyone.

00:07:05 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 3:

Good morning.

00:07:07 - 00:07:25 | Speaker 4:

So I was out downtown one time at the Temple Bar, and I went to the bathroom. I love that place. It's coming back. i came out of the stall and i looked and my husband was in the bathroom i said what are you doing and he looked at me and said no what are you doing this is the men's bathroom

00:07:25 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 3:

that's funny oh dude it was in the wrong bathroom the whole time he didn't even realize it that's

00:07:33 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 8:

crazy what's up david hi oh hey so all right so i was on 75 and i work construction so i had to just stop at one of the stops at a long 75 and um the way the bathrooms are in in this certain uh stop area uh it had a utility door that was open and it was blocking the wo of the women and so i walked right into the woman's bathroom nobody was in there at the moment nobody was in there at the moment and my first thought was wow why are there no urinals in here i sat down i started doing my thing and all of a sudden i hear ladies voices and i hear shoes clicking and then sit right next to me in the stall and i instantly start thinking why is there a woman in the guy's bathroom then i fully thought about it i was like oh my god i walked into the wrong bathroom and i'm sitting here freaking out thinking like oh my god i'm gonna walk out there's gonna be women in the bathroom i'm a pervert cops are gonna get called i'm screwed i am freaking out not knowing what to do the ladies i the ladies i hear him get up wash their hands walk out and i'm like dude i don't know what to do so luckily it was cold i don't know if this makes it worse or better so i just

00:08:50 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 3:

flipped my hoodie up i think i think you look like a creeper i didn't know what to do david i was i've been there done that i'm telling you it's the worst you don't the what last thing in the world you want is anybody to think that you were in there because you're trying to be a pervert

00:09:09 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 8:

looking at them no idea what to do i didn't look up at anybody in kind of the foyer and i just beelined out of there out to my truck and thank god i did not get caught they got your license

00:09:21 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 3:

plate numbers they're they're checking out uh what's happening taylor yeah i just wanted to

00:09:29 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 7:

comment on the whole grunting aspect in the men's bathroom i think most guys can attest to this when you're in the stall you want to make some kind of noise to announce your presence that's true let other men know that hey like someone yeah it's it's something it's a snort it's a grunt just to let someone know like hey i'm in here yes wait no okay okay wait i'm so glad you called

00:09:55 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 1:

about this because there are societal rules in women's restrooms right we talk about this

00:10:00 - 00:10:39 | Speaker 8:

all the time you're not allowed to poop in a public restroom unless it is empty so if you hear a girl in the bathroom who's not leaving then it is your cue to do your business as fast as you can so you can leave to give that person privacy i can't explain to you why it's the rule but that is the rule okay so why did not know that rule sorry really no i'm not waiting for you to go number two i gotta go number one you're waiting you go you go faster yeah you go fast To exit the restroom. I don't care. She's a long pooper. I need some texts on this one. I've never heard a girl say that she's never heard of that rule before. But I, where was I going with this?

00:10:40 - 00:10:44 | Speaker 7:

I don't know. I had a point. Grunting.

00:10:44 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 8:

Oh, why would you make yourself known in the men's restroom if you don't have any issues like pooping or doing any of that? You know what I mean? Like, I can see your feet. Why do you need to announce yourself?

00:10:56 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 6:

Because I think you don't want them to walk in on you in the stall, too. Because sometimes those stall doors, they don't always lock very good. Or you might have what happened with Megan's husband. What happened, Megan?

00:11:10 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 3:

When we started dating, we were going to a concert at DTE, and he started getting, like, the bubble guts on the way there. So we stopped at the gas station right across from the palace. and you know he runs in and i'm waiting in the car and i see this limo pull up with all these drunk women that were probably on the way to the same concert and i see this woman bolt out like so fast into the gas station well when my husband walks out he says you'll never believe what just happened he goes i'm in the stall in the men's room he goes there's several stalls in the room in the bathroom. I'm pooping. This woman bolts into the men's room and boots open my door. She kicked his

00:11:54 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 6:

door in. She had to go bad.

00:11:59 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, in the wrong room. At that time

00:12:02 - 00:12:14 | Speaker 6:

was he standing up and wiping between the legs? Because that always has been my fear. You don't stand up when you're white? You don't? I have to stand up and then I have to get my arm

00:12:14 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 8:

off. You do what toddlers do.

00:12:16 - 00:12:22 | Speaker 6:

I go between the legs. People think that's weird. Some people go from behind. I can't go from behind. I got to go between.

00:12:22 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 7:

You don't take your trash through the front door, bro. Is that bad? Yeah, it's going to get on your ball. I'm saying I'm speaking. Really? That's not how you? No, dog. You got to go through the back. Take your trash out the back.

00:12:36 - 00:12:37 | Speaker 6:

Next topic.

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Ice Cube's big three season is heating up. The most competitive basketball league on earth is on CBS this Sunday. The defending champion Miami 305 led by two-time MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson take on the Houston Righands looking for their first win. Then coach Steven Jackson and the DMV Trilogy look to take down the undefeated Dallas Power led by coach Nancy Lieberman and captain Greg Monroe. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 p.m. Pacific and catch replays Mondays on BET. Presented by iHeart.

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