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mojo in the morning 104.5 snx 92.5 kiss fm and channel 955 the iheart radio app and of course across the world uh megan had a moment just happened to her actually it happened to her yesterday but i think it's one of those ones where it's probably going to happen to you a couple of times where uh being in and then this new building of ours caused you megan to walk in on somebody

Okay, so in our last building, and truly in every single iHeart building that I have ever worked in, the restrooms have been in a very particular order, all the same, which I think is very, very interesting. The men's restroom has always been on the left, and the women's restroom, the puddle room.

Hold on a second.

The lavatory.

Are we going to talk about the property next? No, the property. Hold on.

Yes, and the Julia has always been on the right. Well, yesterday was kind of crazy around here. This transition has been a lot to juggle all at once, and I thought I was going to pee my pants. So I ran to the bathroom, and just out of habit, I knew where the bathrooms were, and I decided, you know, the women's restroom is on the right. Until I opened up the door, I saw men's shoes under the stall door, and then saw a urinal and realized not the right bathroom oh boy not not the right bathroom even a little bit and i really gave myself away because that person wouldn't have known that i was a woman who just opened the door until i went huh and quickly scurried away like a little rat that i am in my neighborhood and you need to use a toilet i'm your guy just a pitter-patter of feet

in a different direction these bathrooms as we talked about before are different because you can see the feet if you couldn't see the feet that would be awkward i don't know if anybody's had that happen to them where you've walked in either way if you walked into the wrong bathroom by accident you don't know what to do like do you continue on because i've had that i've been in the stall and then hers click click click click click and i'm like i don't sound like heels on the floor that doesn't sound like i don't know how many guys that are wearing you know their johnson murphy shoes, and they kind of click, click, click, click, click. Yeah, I don't know that reference. It's a mall store. I always walk by it, and I always go, those look like nice shoes. You ever see that? You ever see that in the mall? Oh, Johnson Murphy. Isn't it Johnson Murphy? Isn't that what it's called?

I thought Oxfords were shirts.

No, Oxfords.

Are they got some dress shoes? Yeah, they got some dress shoes, too.

Those are penny loafers.

So do we find out whose shoes or whose feet those were?

No. Do you think I was like, I'd really like to bring this up with this person in the future that I walked into the wrong bathroom?

I'm guessing it's got to either be one of these engineers, because there's a lot of them here right now. It's either one of them. It's Casey. He's in there a bunch. It's Brendan. It could be, I don't know, a couple of the sales. Yeah. Let's do a foot check.

It's got to be that guy with the fish hat on. Look at his shoes.

Those are boots, though. Those are big old boots.

Those look like James and the Murphys.

Okay, so Megan, when you do the, did the guy, did he say anything, or did you quickly just run or get out of there?

All I heard was, huh.

Yeah.

It was just a lot of human gruntal noises. Yeah, I was going to say.

Are you sure that that wasn't happening before? Exactly.

Oh. No, I'm not sure.

That had nothing to do with you. Hey, Bethany, Megan walked in on a dude in the bathroom. What's going on?

Well, I started a new job probably a little over a month ago. And the way the bathrooms are, in one spot, the ones that I go to most of the time, the women's is on the right, the men's is on the left, in another spot. The other place I go, sometimes I don't want. Anyway, it doesn't matter where I go.

Really? Okay.

It's confusing. It's the opposite, and I always walk in the men's room.

Yeah. Always. I've been telling you when I do it all the time at department stores in the mall yeah like I always feel like Nordstrom's or Macy's like you go into the wrong bathroom because you don't realize it and then the thing is a lot of times you don't necessarily know the bathroom because the sign is so small that's on the door or they have just the picture you ever go to restaurants where they have the picture but it goes I've seen women that look like that

you know what I mean I'm not trying to do it in like another language or like a funky name their own window

I don't know

Why isn't there a universal standard like women's on the right, men's on the left?

I don't know. But like this caller on the line, what's your name again? I'm sorry. Bethany. Bethany. One time you do it as a mistake. Twice, I'll give it to you. If you're doing it all the time, you're trying to see somebody.

But she's at work and in one place, they're one way. Bro, trust me. No one wants to see that. At work? Yeah, we're not like, oh, my God, can't wait to see what's in the urinal with my 30-year-old co-worker who I think about throat punching three times a day. Can't wait to see his junk. Make a duty. Tell me I'm wrong.

Dana, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

So, I was out downtown one time at the Temple Bar, and I went to the bathroom. I love that place. It's coming back. I came out of the stall, and I looked, and my husband was in the bathroom, and I said, what are you doing? And he looked at me and said, no, what are you doing? This is the men's bathroom.

that's funny oh dude it was in the wrong bathroom the whole time you didn't even realize it that's

crazy what's up david hi oh hey so all right so i was on 75 and i work construction so i had to just stop at one of the stops at along 75 and um the way the bathrooms are in in this certain uh stop area uh it had a utility door that was open and it was blocking the wo of the women And so I walked right into the woman's bathroom. Nobody was in there at the moment. Nobody was in there at the moment. And my first thought was, wow, why are there no urinals in here? And I sat down. I started doing my thing. And all of a sudden, I hear ladies' voices. And I hear shoes clicking. And then sit right next to me in the stall. And I instantly start thinking, why is there a woman in the guy's bathroom? And I fully thought about it. I was like, oh, my God, I walked into the wrong bathroom. bathroom and i'm sitting here freaking out thinking like oh my god i'm gonna walk out there's gonna be women in the bathroom i'm a pervert cops are gonna get called i'm screwed i am freaking out not knowing what to do the ladies i the ladies i hear him get up wash their hands walk out and i'm like dude i don't know what to do so luckily it was cold i don't know if this makes it worse or better so i just flip my hoodie up

i think i think you look like a creeper i didn't know what to do david i was i've been there done that i'm telling you it's the worst you don't the last thing in the world you want is anybody to think that you're in there because

you're trying to be a pervert looking at them no idea what to do i didn't look up at anybody in kind of the foyer and i just be lined out of there out to my truck and thank god i did

Believe me, they got your license plate numbers. They're checking out you. What's happening? Taylor.

Yeah, I just wanted to comment on the whole grunting aspect in the men's bathroom. I think most guys can...

attest to this when you're in the stall you want to make some kind of noise to announce your presence

that's true that other men know that hey like someone yeah it's it's something it's a snort

it's a grunt just to let someone know like hey i'm in here yes you know okay okay wait i'm so

glad you called about this because there are societal rules in women's restrooms right we talk about this all the time you're not allowed to poop in a public restroom unless it is empty so if you hear a girl in the bathroom who's not leaving then it is your cue to do your business as fast as you can so you can leave to give that person privacy i can't explain to you why it's the rule but that is the rule okay so why did not know that rule sorry really no i'm not waiting for you to go number two i gotta go number one now you're waiting you go you go faster and exit the restroom. I don't care. She's a long pooper. I need some texts on this one. I've never heard a girl say that she's never heard of that rule before. Where was I going with this?

I don't know. Grunting.

Why would you make yourself known in the men's restroom if you don't have any issues like pooping or doing any of that? You know what I mean? Like, I can see your feet. Why do you need to announce yourself?

Because I think you don't want them to walk in on you in the stall, too. Because sometimes those stall doors, they don't always lock very good. Or you might have what happened with Megan's husband. What happened, Megan?

When we started dating, we were going to a concert at DTE, and he started getting, like, the bubble guts on the way there. So we stopped at the gas station right across from the palace. And, you know, he runs in, and I'm waiting in the car, and I see this limo pull up with all these drunk women that were probably on the way to the same concert. And I see this woman bolt out, like, so fast into the gas station. Well, when my husband walks out, he says, you'll never believe what just happened. He goes, I'm in the stall, in the men's room. He goes, there's several stalls in the bathroom. I'm pooping. this woman bolted into the men's room and boots opened my door.

She kicked his door in. Yeah. She had to go bad.

Yeah, in the wrong room.

At that time, was he standing up and wiping between the legs? Because that always has been my fear. You don't stand up when you're white? You don't? I have to stand up and then I have to get my arm off.

You do what toddlers do.

I go between the legs. People think that's weird. Some people go from behind. I can't go from behind. I got to go between. You don't take your trash through the front door, bro. Is that bad? Yeah, it's going to get on your ball.

I'm just going to be speaking.

Really? That's not how you? No, dog. You got to go through the back. Take your trash on the back. Next topic.

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