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Mojo in the morning show. So, Megan got caught in a very embarrassing situation in an elevator.

Oh, my God. You guys are going to love this. So, you know how my one true passion and happy in life is getting murdered so that I end up in a documentary? Megan, Mick.

That's your one true passion.

Yeah. I either want to be in somebody's murder documentary. Like, I know all of Ellen, our former producer's passwords, because she has a file on her computer if she gets murdered. And I can't wait to, like, sit down in front of the cameras and throw it on the table and be like, what do you want to know? Like, that's goal number one in life. Will I be sad that she's dead? Of course. Will I also be a little bit excited? Yes. So I'm also in the boat of if I get murdered, I know the game plan, right? The production company is going to reach out and find all the evidence and they put that, you know, they organize it all together. But they'll also reach out to anywhere that you might have been on CC cameras. and I have started noticing a pattern that when a young lady, because I am young, gets murdered, they usually pull up elevator footage from the last time they were seen. So every time I get into an elevator, I check for cameras. And the best thing that ever happened to me was when my dad moved into his current apartment, there is a camera in his elevator. And every time I get into that elevator i do something stupid because i go if this is the moment where i die i can't wait for this footage to be pulled and be like put out for everybody what kind of uh stupid are you doing in the elevator i twerk i dance i'll twirl um i i start posing walking the runway whatever it is i just try to be an idiot so this weekend i was with my dad and we uh the elevator and i just started uh dancing like a little airplane like i threw my arms out behind my back and i was like running around like i was a little airplane i was going and my dad was like what are you doing i'm like i'm an airplane and he thought i was psychopathic because that behavior is um weird i admit but we get out into the lobby and the guy working at the front desk just looks at me and he goes are you okay and i go what he goes what were you doing in the elevator i go you watch that footage people have been watching me do this every time i'm in the elevator i do it's all the time on the screen isn't it apparently i didn't know i wouldn't i would have okay wait you need to get all of this footage your dad make a reel is your dad friends

with something with the door guy i hope not oh my god scott i'm i'm calling your dad scott mick

later and i'm going to ask him for that i know i'm just i'm a psychopath but i i i truly hope that one day that footage is used you all will watch my death documentary and be like it's what

she always wanted it's funny because i've always just assumed that there's never any video camera in there and i've always assumed that that little call button that you push nobody's ever going to

answer when you're inside of an elevator you know you're stuck inside an elevator though i got stuck

at Monty's... Okay, I feel like that happened recently. Monty, I was going to Monty's pharmacy, so Monty's our official pharmacist, not like our legal pharmacist, but the real pharmacist of the Mojo in the Morning show. And his office is...

on telegraph right there at 12 mile yeah and i get into the elevator i go there for my ent so i know exactly what you're talking about what's your dot ent's name uh dr weingarten okay all right friend of monny's too get in the elevator now mind you monny's only on the second floor i could have taken the stairs but i won't get there and i get stuck in the elevator and have to call him and he has to we're in between floors he has to pry the thing open in order to get me out of the elevator to get, uh, to get out of the thing. And I didn't even realize, but I, that there's actually a, uh, camera probably taping me at that time. I started panicking. I started getting into a moment where I felt like I couldn't breathe because I was in there. And I felt like I was

so scared. The only time I'm ever like very aware, like hyper aware of the cameras and feeling embarrassed about my behavior is if my kids are with me and I'm like yelling at them for something. Cause then I'm like, Oh, they probably think I'm the meanest mom in the world.

Do you do that, like, when you're in the store, like, if you're in a store somewhere, you look for the security cameras to see before you start yelling at them?

No, it's after that I notice, and I'm like, oh, man.

One time, my brother and I had a whole mock fight in the elevator, like the slow motion punching and the kicking and falling down. I can't imagine what people would find.

What's going on, Helena?

I'm just saying that if Megan does get murdered and this is the last thing on the CC footage and they put this in the documentary, they're going to think she's on drugs. That's very true.

You know what? That is so true. They're going to think that she took, like, bath salts or something like that, right?

Something.

Yeah. Megan, you ever think about that?

No, but they'd also be a little bit, right?

Helena, are you ever aware of the CC cameras that are there, like that are watching you at all times, those closed-circuit cameras?

No, never. Usually on the front of my phone, like texting an email or shooting over a text message to someone. I never pay attention to a camera.

Yeah. Have you ever picked your nose and then realized there's a camera and then you just pretend to rub your nose like you were just itching it?

You know what?

Never have I done that.

So I did that not realizing that at the bank that they can see you inside of the bank. that they have like a little camera oh you mean by the atm so no not the atm so i went to the third teller line yeah of the drive-thru bank thinking that i'm far enough away and i was digging really deep for that one because it was like stuck behind like my astral my actual my astral my actual nostril where where where was your thing what were you digging

You mushed two words together, and it's scaring me.

I was picking for more than just boogers. And I'm digging, digging, digging, and I could hear her giggling at the beginning of the thing, and she said, hey, how you doing today?

And then you just scratch or rub.

And I just scratch and rub, and she said, you look like you're having a great day. And I'm like, oh, Christ. Christ. I was going to say Christ, but somebody said that I got to stop taking the Lord's name in vain. What's up, Miller? Hi.

Hey, so I used to be really obsessed with murder shows, too. But then I realized that a couple of my regulars wound up on these murder shows. So, like, one was Dateline, and his name was Sean Smith, and he had murdered a girl. What?

And then another one was Net... What do you mean regulars? Yeah.

Are you a bartender? So they were... I was a bartender, and they were regulars at the bar. Who's the other one? And then the other one was Casey Joy. He was on the Netflix Worst Roommate Ever. I think he was episode two.

Shut up. So did you have to go on to talk about them?

No, I actually, I refused to talk about them because it was really scary. I mean, they were like regular people and they killed people. So I never thought that, I mean, the Casey Joy, I couldn't believe he murdered a woman because I seriously thought he was gay for like the four years he sat at my bar.

And would he ever tell you anything that made you go, uh-oh, he was talking to me about it?

Never, never.

Was he ever, like, alone with you walking out to your car or anything like that?

No. I mean, there's been security every place that I've worked, so no.

Be careful. Seriously. You never know, right? No.

Now I have really big trust issues, guys.

Absolutely. Morgan, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi. So I was just going to say, at one of my old jobs, I had a really bad wedgie, the kind that you can't just grab from the outside of your pants. So I, in the break room, stuck my hand down my pants, pulled the wedgie out. And then about a week later, in casual conversation with a co-worker, they tell me that there's cameras in the break room and they see everything. Oh, no.

They don't think you're pulling a wedgie out. They think you're doing something to yourself, right?

Oh, I mean, it was a big wedgie. It took me a little bit. So probably.

They're like, she's giving herself a week around. Picking your astral like mojo-wise. Oh, that's right.

Come on. Cindy, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi. We were walking into Carter's, and they have a big screen when you walk in. So I told my granddaughter, I was like, you better be good. They're watching you. So she starts flipping off the camera. In the middle of the ladies are laughing. Her mom's 31. We're still not swearing in front of me. She spells out the words, like, spit in front of me. And here's her daughter flipping off the camera. Oh, my gosh. I'm dying as a grandma, you know. I have to. So I have to blame it on the donor.

Isn't that beautiful? Yeah, blame it on her dad's side of the family.

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