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Moto Casino. All right, it's Mojo in the morning.

Good to have you guys here. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Megan says that she found something out. Was it yesterday you found it out? Yesterday. She found something out yesterday that she is upset with all of us for not telling her. What's that, Megan?

It's just like every day. And I know this sounds dramatic, but I want you to know I mean this wholeheartedly. like there's no drama whatsoever to this it's just accuracy i have no respect around here uh not a drop of it and and none of you have any decency to tell me that i am not being treated the same oh where where where as people who have had this role before me i just found out yesterday that every single person who has had my job before i have had an office at this building and i was not even offer an office

explain the role because the morning show the morning show is not just the role that you have but I think some people might be confused by what they're saying here

I like to refer to myself as Tony's assistant assistant to the program director I'm not assistant program director I'm assistant to the program director I've quickly learned that's the role but i i run a lot of things behind the scenes around here i do like a lot of management on the station itself outside of this show and i didn't realize every single person who has had the job before me had nothing yeah that's rude yeah i had an office with a couch that's rude i didn't know i'm on your side i'm so incredibly i first of all i would love to be able to hide snacks from you a-holes that would be amazing and quite frankly i think there's cute design sections in target for offices i want to buy the cute office stuff like that is something i never thought i would have the opportunity to do in my life and i want a place to hide clothes to change into to go to the gym when i'm done here it would be really nice but the fact that it wasn't even offered is kind of why?

I want to know. I want to ask Tony, our boss, why? He didn't say, hey, that's your office right there. But there are a plethora of empty offices in this building.

Did Sean lose his office before he left? And that's why it happened? Or did Sean... What happened?

People started moving into his office

before he was gone. Oh, really? Call Tony.

Wake his ass up. I don't care what...

He's not sleeping. He's got goats to feed.

I didn't even know that was an office. Nobody's ever in there.

Yeah, I'm on your side, man. I think there are certain positions to where there are benefits to the title. And when work is stressful, that's why you're at that level to where you get an office. And you're not able to de-stress if you don't have an office.

You know every person who has my role in this building has an office but me. That's crazy.

I have an office. Did you know that I had an office?

You do have an office.

I have an office. It doesn't sit by office.

What's crazy is you have an office.

We have a show. Actually, we have a show couch room. That's what we have. We have no office. That should be your office. I'll be quite honest with you. I am so excited. The new layouts of this building that I heard is putting together for us.

does not come with any offices for anybody. I actually like that idea. I know people don't like it because I think that everybody should be equal except for, obviously, Colleen and Tony and those guys. But I think that it also gets people to stop hiding behind doors and spend a little more time with everybody. Hold on. Wait, go ahead. Yeah.

As somebody who's been in one of the new offices with an open setting, I will only say the only hard part is when you have a meeting call. That can get a little...

We have what's called an iHeart. They call them phone booths. So they have these little phone booths that you can go sit in there. Hold on a second here.

Well, hello, Mr. Program Director.

Tony Travato is on the show with us. Good morning. Tony Travato, how are you? Terrible morning on to you.

Hey, good morning.

You talk to the PD, the Program Director.

Tony, Megan, you're going to be shocked by this. Megan has a complaint this morning that she would like to bring to your table here.

I'm just. Wow. This early? Yeah, I'm just. Don't ask me. I didn't do the schedule. I'm wondering why every person who's had the role that I have before me had an office and I was never offered one.

Well, you never asked for one, number one. Number two, we're moving.

I've been here for a year. And I didn't know when you got a job you had to ask for a desk and a computer. Are you kidding me?

Holy cow.

I love that he is speechless.

The only reason we called you boss is because we know that you've got a farm that you've got to go out there and tend to probably coming up here very soon.

So as Megan's friend, can I ask if she's going to get an office in the new building?

This is an open space, so there are no... Like, we have 100 offices in this building. In the new building, there's like five offices.

Yeah. 100 offices and Megan couldn't get one. Wow. The disrespect.

You know what the fun part is? I found out that the office that was occupied by the people before me, just empty. Nobody's in it. Oh, then take it. Just empty.

Then take it. We're not moving until November the 15th. You can have an office for 30 days.

By the way, this is the first time Megan has ever said, hey, I'm kind of like an office. Why haven't you said anything, Megan?

I didn't know it was an option. I would have assumed when I was brought into the role, if it was an option, it would have been, and this is where you'll be working.

Tony, the president of the Megan Mick fan club, Donnie, is on the phone with us right now.

Oh, hello. Good morning.

Donnie, say hello to Tony Travato.

Hello, sir. What's up, Donnie? Are you Megan's agent? No, I'm Megan's attorney. You could talk to me now. I'm just kidding. No, I think it's kind of funny that Megan's just now finding this out right before you guys are moving. Megan, you got to have demand. You got to make the list. She wants a bing bag chair. She wants glow in the dark star stickers.

It's not like Josiah rules.

She needs a blow up couch. A white noise machine in the corner. Just make a list.

Donnie, it is kind of funny that just days away from us moving out of here that Megan just figured out, wait a second, how did I not have an office?

It's kind of messed up, for real.

And she worked with prior people here. She worked with the prior people that had that role. Hold on, Jamie. What's up, Jamie?

Yeah, yeah, Mojo. I was just saying, inequality can be terrible in the workplace. You know, it can create kind of a mindset of just like, oh, am I worth it to this company? So I get where Megan's coming from.

So would you do us a favor? Would you stand in protest for Megan? And will you come down here with a group of people and hold protest out in front of Tony Travato's office? He has an office with a window facing the parking lot.

Say it last. I'll bring the pickets, you know, posters, fences, whatever, you name it. Well, I got you, Megan.

Yeah, I think that would be great. Sean, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. We're talking this morning about how Megan just found out that she was the only person that has ever held the role that she has of assistant to the program director. Check this out, man. Yes.

First of all, you already know this is Sean the Plumber. I'm the biggest fan of Megan. Megan got him begging, boy. But anyway, you need to give her an office, boss. Like right now.

Tony, you hear that? This is a man from Sean the Plumber. He will come down here with a wrench and beat you over the head with it.

Hey, man, you know what? I don't promote violence, but at the same time, you, hey, Mojo.

You need to get it together, man. You know she's a bomb, bro.

Listen, I am not the head of this union. I am not a member of the union. I'm not the head of the union. So I can't do anything other than just follow the lead of whoever the head is.

Well, look, y'all need to get her together.

By the way, you are so right when you say Megan's got him begging because that's what is pretty much going on right now. It's like we're begging for an office for her.

Which is funny because I don't actually want.

I should be president of the fan club. I should be president of the fan club. Okay.

Deal. You're initiated. It's yours. It's a club of one. That's what's up.

Yes, sir.

But here's the thing. I don't even want the office. I don't want to be responsible for cleaning more spaces in my life. I just wanted the office.

I know you with cancer, and cancer and Gemini's get along very good. But at the same time, I know that you don't want all that responsibility. I really know you don't.

No, I know. Somebody just texted me some inside gossip here that says that Jay Towers took over Megan's office. Oh, is that where he is?

Hey, wow.

Did you choose Jay Towers over Megan? Who, me? Tony. Tony Travato. Is he still on with us? Tony? Did I lose Tony? Travato. He has to be close. There you are. What did you just do? That's our fed. You don't want to wake up. I think you had me on hold. Oh, no. You were right there. It's called bad phone systems. We don't even have good phone systems, but we will find an office. Okay, is it true that Jay Towers has that office?

Jay did not have that office.

No?

Jay had the office. Actually, Jay had Nick Na's office.

Oh, so Jay lost his office, too.

But Jay, who didn't even work in this building, had an office, and I don't have an office?

i hope tony's phones either this is the best by the way this is selective hearing this can i be honest with you i think that's the smartest thing ever if i'm ever on with somebody and i don't want to say what i really want to say i'm going to pause my phone and make it sound like our system is bad because it will pass for that too sorry i lost you no that's okay

That's all right. I was busy trying to find Megan in office.

All right, we'll talk.

Next week in our office.

We'll talk to you later. Actually, you can have my office. Can I tell you what I think we do? No, this is what we do. I think you got to do it like the movie Office. The movie Office Space.

You already said you can have my office.

If anybody's ever seen the movie Office Space, you're the Milton of this. Oh, don't be Milton. You need to put her in the basement. She's got to go down to the basement for her office.

Make sure you get a red stapler.

That's right, exactly. Isn't there, by the way, a million and one offices in this building somewhere that we can actually just grab one? I walk in every day and this place looks like the Walking Dead sometimes when I walk in here. It's so weird.

It is creepy.

I had a raccoon that almost ate me this morning when I was pulling up in front of the place. All right, we'll talk to you later, Tony.

He actually has an office, too. He does.

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