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Meaghan and Her Lions Conspiracy Theory
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Meaghan and Her Lions Conspiracy Theory

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November 7, 2024 | 00:08:50 | Leisure

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We come to you live from Ford Field in beautiful downtown Detroit. i'm jim nance actually you know what i could we could say that like we could do that you ever see that at the beginning of the games when they did that they played or no like well i know you don't you don't know who jim nance is no all right okay wait even i know who jim nance and

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tony romo that's not saying much i'm sorry i am so sorry to this man but i do not know who he is

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I'm Joe Buck How about Joe Buck Oh I know who Jim Nance is I'm sorry

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Joe Buck needs to do something different with his hair dye It's awful isn't it You know whose hair dye is really bad Tom Brady Tom Brady does not dye his hair I don't think he dyes his hair It is an auburn brown That ends in a straight line on his sideburns That goes into gray It is very clearly dyed

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Lydia call Katrina We're going to ask her if he dies. There's no way. I want to know. Do you have Katrina's number at Six Salon?

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Can we find a picture of him from the past week? Because my brother and I watched the game because Tom Brady was doing the commentary of it this past week, and we kept laughing every time it cut to him. It was a straight line of gray when it was his, like, beard, and then it went into, like, an Auburn. He has perfectly not a single gray hair anywhere.

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Every guy has gray beards before they get gray hair.

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That's great. How old is Tom Brady?

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Tom Brady is 40-something.

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You're telling me that man doesn't have a single gray hair on his head? A single one.

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He's perfect. He's the girl.

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He's 47.

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Right. Can I ask you a question? Why do you got to? She just told me. Brad Galley is here somewhere. Get him on the radio with us, too. She just told me the biggest conspiracy theory ever, too, during a break. She's got a Lions conspiracy theory to go along with this conspiracy theory about Tom Brady.

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I, and I, listen, I'm a huge Detroit Lions fan. If you need to know anything about me, I have had a lifelong sadness relationship built on just disappointment and still commitment. I've never once broke up with this team, all right? I'm very, very excited that they are as good as they are right now. But you cannot tell me after watching last Sunday's game that everybody in New York associated with the NFL is not trying to get the Lions to lose more games so they do not end up in the Super Bowl.

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That is BS.

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I'm not kidding. The way that they called Branch out and they didn't call quite a few other targets that also happened that weekend with reviews, I think that right now they want the Chiefs to win three in a row because it's a great storyline, and they do not want the terrible Lions to be good because it doesn't fit their narrative.

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You are so wrong. They want the Chiefs and the Lions in the Super Bowl.

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I do not think they want the Lions in the Super Bowl. I think they would take the Bills or other teams that have larger fan bases.

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Well, the Bills and the Chiefs wouldn't be in the Super Bowl together.

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because they're both in the AFC, but they would want, I think they would rather see, they wanted the Lions last year. And I, hey, listen, I will go with the Chiefs get every call ever. I don't know if you saw on TikTok last.

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It was so bad.

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Monday night, everybody was posting on TikTok that the Chiefs never get called for certain penalties, like Travis Kelsey never gets called. They call it the Taylor Swift effect.

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The NFL is holding their hands to the Super Bowl.

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The Chiefs. I think I am so, like, floored by your Tom Brady conspiracy that this conspiracy doesn't shock me as much as the Tom Brady conspiracy that you would say that my boyfriend would be dying this year.

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You don't have any of these conspiracies that you're, like, behind right now, that you're into?

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Well, I got tons of conspiracies. I think the world's been a conspiracy since 2020.

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Okay, but, like, not a serious one.

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No, come on. Well, okay, if you don't want to go serious, then I'll go with you on this. I've got a conspiracy that Kev wasn't really sick today. That Kev has probably right now got a Pistons game or something like that that he probably was, I don't believe it.

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He's probably at Imagine Theaters right now. Yeah. With a bucket of popcorn taking a nap.

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Would it not surprise you if Kev would go and then he would say, I'm resting, I'm just trying to rest, right? I'm just resting my eyes. I don't know. I believe that, listen, I am a king of conspiracy. Maybe not the biggest conspiracy theorist on the show, Megan.

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Well, I think that I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist, but I think the one that I'm going to talk on your behalf, I think the one that you are constantly trying to figure out right now is Travis Kelsey, Taylor Swift. Is that real?

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It's the biggest fake relationship ever.

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Which it is not fake. They are going to get married and have babies.

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How many of you guys think Travis and Taylor is fake? Make some noise.

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Oh, wow. So many people agree with you.

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If you don't think it's fake, make some noise. Shut up. How many of you guys think that the NFL does not want the Lions to win a Super Bowl? Make some noise. How many think that the Lions, they want the Lions to win a Super Bowl? This is a great story. Make some noise. You guys are the worst. First off, you're a bunch of high school kids that have no energy right now. I'll order Starbucks for all of you. You want Starbucks? Make some noise.

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Now they're talking. All right, there they go. You know who's a crazy conspiracy theorist? Who? Jed from the Joe Show. Oh, yeah. He said something last year that was debunked this year. He was like, I think that Tampa will never get hit by a big natural disaster because the weather is controlled by machines. A lot of people believe that. And guess what happened?

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That's crazy to me. It got hit by two. Exactly. That is not an uncommon one. Gotcha, Jed.

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Blake, what's going on, Blake? It's Mojo in the morning.

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Hey, I agree with Megan that the NFL is out against the Lions. Thank you. Because that hit that Brian Branch hit, there was a guy in Seattle had the same hit. The same one. And I don't even think he got a flag. I think the announcers were like, oh, what a great hit. But then the Lions, oh, nope, it's a flag. And then New York calls in, throw him out. It's not the NCAA. You can't do that.

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I think you'll agree with me, sure, throw a flag on the play, give him a penalty, whatever. But the fact that there were so many other similar, if not worse, hits that weekend, and these alligator rolls with quarterbacks have got to stop, by the way. We're going to snap somebody's ankle and it's not worth it. But the fact that there are so many worse hits that did not get any sort of ejection from a game, it's every time the Lions start getting ahead, all of a sudden there's a lot of crazy calls on us. And the best part was that it feels like for the first time in my lifetime watching a game, the calls didn't affect us in a way that cost us a win. It felt like back in the day when we were struggling, a lot of times we would get ahead and then we'd get these calls. And it's like, well, I guess we're going to lose this one, too. Thanks, refs. But it was kind of fun in a way to watch us still beat Green Bay, even with all of these crazy calls. That's how good we are. But it does feel like every time we get good, the NFL goes, well, they can't be. So let's do something about it.

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Hey, Blake.

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Yeah, back in the day, like when the Calvin Johnson rule.

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Well, that's true.

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Until that play. The completion, completing the catch through. And then the one playoff game against Dallas, they threw a flag for passing interference, and then they picked it up. By the way, welcome to 97-1 the ticket.

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This is us, Megan and Mojo. I heard Mojo, that's my name. Wait, hold on real quick. I've got to ask you a quick question. And Blake, do you think that Tom Brady dyes his hair? 100%.

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Thank you. It's so obvious. It got a red tinge all of a sudden, and we're about to add in a winner. It's not even like a summer red.

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Get off my phone, dick. All right.

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You can put Sonnen in. Dave, what's up, Dave? What's going on? Hey, what's going on? I just want to say, I mean, you guys finally got a decent team, and you guys still crying about everything. You guys are U of M fans all over. There we go. Come on, I like it. Yeah, you need to. You're finally winning the NFC North. Congratulations. But, Dave. Where are you calling us from? Where are you calling us from? Well, currently I'm in Illinois, but I'm from Toledo. Oh, okay. But, Dave. He's a Bears fan. All I'm asking is for some fairness. I'm definitely not a Bears fan. Never. Browns fan. What are you going to say? All you're asking is what? I just want some fairness, okay?

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You just want some fairness? I understand.

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But it's the NFL.

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We've all seen the headlines. Florida man wrestles alligator in a tuxedo or Florida man sues after finding toenails in his ice cream.

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It's easy to laugh at the meme, but have you ever wondered about the human behind the headline?

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Hey, I'm Frankie P.

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And I'm Amelia. On our podcast, Hidden Florida and Beyond, we're going beneath the surface of the sunshine state.

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From interviews with real people who make Florida weird. I'm pulling it up. And as I'm pulling it up, I see an arm.

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Stop it.

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Come down.

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to deep dives into the stories you didn't know you were looking for. Hey, give it up for Mark Wahlberg on the podcast today. It's more than just a meme, it's a lifestyle.

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Listen to Hidden Florida and Beyond on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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