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All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. Megan was very vulnerable this morning when she came into the studios here.

I hate you.

And she admitted to us that she's in the midst of a crisis right now. Right. And it should be very apparent to all of us. But, Megan, would you like to share with the listeners like you shared with us this morning?

If my therapist is listening, because he just admitted to me that he listens recently, which... Oh, God. Oh, no.

You're done for.

I know. I do need to admit that I'm in the middle of a crisis. Now, I know that I'm in the middle of a crisis because I did something.

I knew as soon as you walked in this morning that something was very, very wrong.

Right. I know. The signs are there. Yeah. It's like, it's so obvious when you think about it. But I couldn't actually tell you what that crisis is. But yesterday I got bangs, and I don't know what's wrong with me. And she looks so good. Thank you. She looks so good. Which, it's so funny, because if Dylan, who does my hair, is listening, it's so funny when somebody else styles your hair that I'm like, But do I do it this way or do I do it that way? And, like, I got home yesterday and I was like, I just messed around with it. But I looked at myself, and I'm very happy with these, by the way. But I think that every time you get bangs, a little part of you goes, am I okay?

Yeah.

Is everything okay with me? Or was this just something I saw on Pinterest and was like, let's do it.

And normally my mantra is friends don't let friends get bangs. But I love these bangs on you.

Let me tell you, I love these bangs too because we're going for the Bridget Bardot, but I love, or the Sabrina Carpenter, if you're younger. But I love the fact that today I styled them like 2007 emo bangs, but also we can do the middle swoopy like Bridget Bardot bangs. Love. Love it. But the first thing that my friends said to me, my girlfriends yesterday was,

are you okay? Yeah. You okay? It's either the bangs or the straight up color change. Which is what I did. You go from a blonde to a brunette

or brunette to a blonde divorce brunette to blonde or red red red is me okay so when i first got my hair done red you guys remember this i made the hair appointment at 9 a.m for noon the same day and i walked in and said we're going red and dylan was like are we okay and i went nope diet

let's go whoa wait wait what was what was the do you remember what it was that uh made you go red

um i think that it was this was a long time ago yeah uh there was just stuff going on in my career and i'm in a much different place now and i was not super happy with what was going on in my career i was like if i can't get that then i'll just do this you know yeah are okay so i would

love to ask the listeners what was it that you did when you were going through something what is it that you did? Could it be you did what Megan did and you did something with your hair, you got a tattoo, you slept with a guy you probably shouldn't have.

You guys should see my Pinterest board right now with all my hair ideas. Oh, you're going to do the hair thing too, huh? Do your hair idea. This is probably going to be a terrible idea. Just don't come in here with a fade,

bro. Fade? I don't do that. No. Girls do fades? Yeah. Some girls can't. I don't want to see K-P-1. I can't do that. What's up, Ford? Hey, I just want to say, for the record, and I cannot be the only one, I thought she said she got banged.

Okay, here's the thing. You're not the only one, because I have the text messages pulled up. There's about eight million of you. They got paid. Bangs with an S.

Banged, yeah. By the way, just so you know, that is a sign that somebody could be going through something when they get.

I've banged, but not Megan.

Also, taking applications for that as well.

Are we one that would fill out for it? Are we willing to fill out an app?

I mean, I'm very picky. My Sundays are full of, you know, going to church and such.

And such? I love it. I love you. Sarah, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Good morning. It's the Teletubby from the Halloween party. Oh, my God.

We love you. You're so much fun. And, hey, do you have something to add to this of what was it that you did when you were going through a crisis?

Yeah. So my boyfriend of four years cheated on me. So I was like, I'm not dealing with, like, you know, my hair and stuff. I chopped off six inches, and I got curtain bangs, and I've never had curtain bangs before, and I absolutely love them.

Curtain bangs are very Bridget Bardot of you. They're very similar.

I've never done them, and I was hesitant because I don't hop on trends very easily. But I was like, I'm just going to try it or whatever. And I love them so much.

Love it. Sarah, by the way, Sarah was so much fun to hang out with.

We love you, Sarah. I love Dipsy. I didn't know it was like different versions of bangs. Oh, yeah. I thought it was like the Nicki Minaj bang was like it.

Well, I asked for like the blunt. What's the girl from New Girl? Zooey Deschanel. I asked for the Zooey Deschanel, and we got talked into the longer, swoopier one.

I think these suit your face very well. Very nice face frame.

Let me see the middle. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah, that's real cute.

That's real cute. Christiana. I know.

Let me see.

Those are bangs, bro. Christiana, what did you do?

I got my nipples tears. Oh, we love it. Oh, just me? Okay, cool. Yes.

Did everybody notice? Was everybody able to see the bumps?

I lied to my grandma, and I was down by my grandma's house, and she was like, why are you here? And I was like, oh, I just went out to eat with my friend. And then she was like, but you're in the kitchen getting food. And I was like, yeah. She's like, what did you really do? She's like, did you go smoke without me? I was like, no, grandma. I want your grandma. Your grandma's great.

That's awesome.

I was like, grandma, I got my nipples here. She's like, oh, you could have just told me.

That's great. You got to love grandma. Shout out grandma's first name.

Sherry.

We love you, Sherry. I see a wild one.

Yeah.

Sherry, not cherry. Oh, I'm going to say cherry.

Now, speaking of that, Amy, what did you do when you went through a crisis?

I went through a really bad breakup, and so I started dripping.

Oh, okay. So you got yourself a job?

Yeah. I got that money. Yeah. I don't do it anymore, but it was definitely a phase.

So what were the other options? Did you have other things that you were thinking about doing? Oh, like what was?

Oh.

Huh? She's there. Amy? What'd you do? Amy. Amy. Oh, she got you. No. Amy. Bridget, what did you do?

So I was like in anti-crisis. I started meds and then I chopped all my hair off. I dyed it pink. I covered myself in tattoos. I'm back to blonde though.

And I have links.

You are my favorite person. person i'm in an anti-crisis matthew what's happening hey mojo how are you buddy good so

uh got out of a seven year long relationship girl told me that after seven years she didn't think she wanted to marry me so i uh shaved my beard off kept the mustache self haircut um I ended up looking like Paul Blart the mall cop. I was teaching middle schoolers at the time, so they were ruthless.

God, but mustaches are so hot.

You got through it, Matthew. That's the thing that's the best, buddy.

I sure did.

We love you, man.

Love you guys, too. Take care. Long time, first time. Hey, buddy. Paul Blart the mall.

Yeah, give it to them. Carrie, one last one. Carrie, what did you do when you were going through a crisis?

Got the ladies redone.

Did you?

Oh, yes. Went in and got some boobies?

Yeah.

How big were you, and how big did you go?

Well, I had three children, so I kind of just wanted to naturally go back to what I was, but I went up to a T.

And what was the crisis? Do you remember?

My dad passed away.

Oh, man. I get it.

And in his memory.

Yeah, right? They look like 36 Ds to me.

He would have loved them.

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