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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show, Home of the War of the Roses, Second Date Update, Dirty on the 30, Five Lies Tell Your Mom, Am I the A-Hole, the Throwback Throwdown, and, of course, all of us. It's good to have you guys here. I love when listeners will say that their favorite part of the show is not necessarily one of those things I just said, but just us just kind of shooting the spit with each other. But we have to give Megan, you know, a little bit of props. She says that now she is officially an adult with a capital A, and it's because of something that she just recently did. And what is that, Megan?

I just recently got my first Costco membership. Oh, it's so exciting. I don't mean to brag, but I feel very, very adult. And only because I didn't even get it to shop at Costco, which is an added bonus for me. I purely got it to save money on gas. And I was like, wow, I'm a real adult. I did the math. I found out the best way to save money. It was on my gas purchasing. And the best place to get gas, Costco.

That's great. So which Costco do you go to? Because you're in the city. Do you go to the one in Warren?

No, I usually go to the one on... Celsius? Nope. Secor and Central and Toledo. Oh, you do.

Okay. Wow, you drive all the way there? You're using a lot of gas to go there if you're

saving money. Well, that's why I needed to save gases because I go to Toledo probably three days a week at minimum. I'm there all the time. It's so funny to me when they're like, Toledo misses you. I'm like, I was there three hours ago. What do you mean Toledo missed me? I had dinner and I ripped to Sean's, but I had dinner at Sean's like a week before it burned down. But I'm there all the time And because I'm going back and forth, I try to fill up my gas tank in Toledo as often as possible just because it's so much cheaper down there. And I think the other day I got gas for like $2.40.

If you want to-

Yeah, that's why I get all of my gas in Toledo.

Want to be bougie, go to the Costco in Sylvania and go see- Perrysburg. Or Perrysburg, I'm sorry. And go see J.E., who is- Is he at the out-boy? J.E. is at the, yeah. Yeah, J.E. drives every day from South Lyon to Perrysburg.

Dude.

And does the Costco. He said it's his way of working up in the Costco ranks. But you got to go see him because, let me say this to you, he's got every single Costco hack ever. Like, he'll tell me, he tells me, you know, when.

What are the Costco hacks?

Like, when certain things are coming to the store. Like, you know, like the canopies for the summertime.

Oh, I need the front porch plants.

I get there. Tony Travato always asks him when the Christmas cookies are coming and stuff like that. But so you're so adulting. Here, let's throw this out there. What was the thing that you did that made you really feel like an adult? Like what?

was your your thing that made you go i am an adult i remember the for me the the first adult thing was the first time i had to go to court and uh damn that's not fun i got it and i got a ticket uh a speeding ticket and i had to go to court and i had to the funny thing was i put on like a pair of khakis yeah you know putting on a pair of khakis makes you feel like an adult too doesn't

it like if you throw those things on lockers you could pour water on your roll light off and i

remember walking into the courtroom and i'm sitting in the courtroom next to like a bunch of people that looked like they all murdered people okay and i'm going i'm judging and going i think that person's up for murder isn't that it's just a violation what was yours that made you feel like

an adult for the first time i'm trying to think bro probably doing my taxes or something like

yeah yeah or signing up for insurance at like my first job i was like well i don't even know what i'm mom i just want to be on your insurance still that's megan and i had a very adult conversation this morning about, it was so exciting you guys I'm surprised you didn't jump in wood floors. Oh my god

I even sat there during the conversation

I'm like, we are so adult that we are getting excited about wood floor colors

Kevin and I giggle when we say wood floors No we don't Well no I don't Now you giggle Play along with me every now and again Kevin doesn't like Kevin has this thing, anytime I bring up anything like, you know that could be of potential sexual nature between me and him, he always... No, we don't. I'm not playing those games. I asked Kevin one time, I asked Kevin one time, I said, who's your biggest man crush? I don't have a man crush. I did not respond like that. And I go, I have a man crush on Tom Brady. I love him. And he goes, I go, what about you? You got a man crush? I don't. I go, what about Denzel? Do you have a man crush?

I don't.

You don't have a man crush. Why is that weird? Oh, I have female crush. There's no guy that you find attractive at all. Why is that weird for me to say no? There's no guy that you look at and go, man, I would. No.

You lied. Wait, finish your sentence. It's not going to make you gay. No. I promise you. You said there's no guy that I look at and it makes me go. Yeah.

It makes me go what? You're like, I don't know. You know, something like that.

No, finish what you just said. So you look at Tom Brady and it makes you go what?

It makes me go, man, he's hot.

I get that a little bit. And it's strange that I don't feel that way. No. I'm another guy.

You don't think other, like, look at another guy. Like, I look at Kristen Goff. I look at Jared Goff's wife and go, oh, my God, she is hot. Like, she is the most beautiful woman in the world. I don't look at a man and be like, damn.

Jared Goff's nice.

Jared Goff, last night, looked great at that day.

I'm not looking at him. I'm looking at his wife. His wife's beautiful. That's cool. I don't have to feel like that, though. Okay. And that's cool, too. Come on.

There's got to be one guy in this world that you look at and you go, man, oh, man. Nobody? Buddy, Amaran St. Brown. That's your second one? No, but I'm wondering. Who's your starting five?

Who's your starting five, Mojo?

You know what? My starting five would be Tom Brady, number one. Ryan Reynolds, number two. I don't need a five. I just need three. I can't handle five.

Say Jason Bateman.

No, I'm not a Jason Bateman guy. He's too plain for me. He can't handle five. He's too plain for me. I would probably say, oh, you've got to love me some Matthew McConaughey, you know? There's something about it.

Yes, because there is no bigger homosexual than me.

All right, now back to Megan's topic here. Yeah, that got sidetracked real quick. Real quick, though, but you can call us up if you would like to ask Kevin a guy and see if Kevin thinks he's attractive. What's up? Renee, what's going on?

What's going on, Mojo?

Hi, how are you? What was it that you did that made you feel like an adult?

so the first time that i went to go drop off my rent check after moving out uh uh get ending college and dropping off that big check to the landlord and being like wow that was a lot of

money i'm an adult that's big yes or or putting a down payment down on an apartment you know or a

house that deposit that deposit is is big i felt like i wanted to cry after i did that for the

first time caitlin what what's yours what's your big adult move when i learned how to mail a package

at the post office or even just go into the post office did you ever notice the only people at the

post office are 80 year old people and me i'm always i'm there once a week at least i hate when whatever company i buy something from says i have to take it to the usps i want to drop it off for the for the return yeah i'd rather take it to the uh mailboxes etc or the ups stores but don't they give you a prepaid and you just drop it in the bin no but i have to stand there and uh i have to get a packaging thing and i and i hate that i gotta sit there and you got an old person in front of you that's complaining about their mail delivery or something uh this is a big one this is when you know you're an adult megan it bigger than even the costco card what's that We'll be right back.

Sean?

Four new tires at one time. I was grown at a kid's house and everything. With four new tires at once, I was grown.

Oh, I cry for that, too. I have to do that soon, and it stresses me out.

It is a big purchase, and let me say this to you with the Costco card. Go to Costco. They got great deals on tires. Megan will go with you and lend you her Costco membership. you got to be there though now that's the thing that sucks with these uh costco now they're very particular about making sure you don't use somebody else's card oh they scan they have

the scanners and it's got your picture yeah i do not know they took your picture they scan it now they don't just look at it what's your picture look like can we see it so bad which which

membership did you do did you do the 39.99 one or whatever the cheapest one is i'm broke you didn't

do the business one what with what money was i going to spend that much money for what what was the perk? I get money back. I get money back

and it looks like I own a business.

It's not even that. I don't have a credit card, so I didn't want to open one. I've never had a credit card.

By the way, that's a big adult move. When you get a credit card for the first time.

Mine's actually cuter than my driver's license.

You've got to build credit.

What's worse? My Costco or my passport photo? Oh, yours is nice.

I actually went and got makeup done by Shannon's friend Renee from Rochester.

Laura.

That doesn't even look like you anymore, though, Megan.

Hold on a second. Hold on. Becca wants to talk to Kevin. What you got, baby? Oh, wow. That's bad. It's time for you. You got to get a new picture.

Look at her Casco one. Let's hear Becca call me up.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's cute. That's cute.

You're not looking. No.

She looks pale, though. She looks pale. She does.

She didn't get her makeup done.

Becca wants to talk to Kevin. Everybody's quiet for one second. Go ahead, Becca.

Kev, you lie. You're telling me you can't tell the difference between an attractive man and a non-attractive man. It's the same thing.

Okay.

You're not straight out being like, dang, he's hot. You're just acknowledging the person is a good-looking man.

That's cool. That I can do. I can do that. But I'm not sitting up here saying, my God, Tom Brady is so hot. That's where Mojo's at, Whitney. I'm not going down.

I say, Tom, if I could look like somebody other than me, I would want to look like Tom Brady. Really? Yes. I look amazing. I'm staying where I'm at. He's perfect. He is perfect. There's no guy that you think is better looking than you.

Bro, listen.

I'm trying to, like, explain it better because I feel like most men instantly jump to the, I'm not gay.

Yeah. I'm not gay, but. I didn't say that. It didn't have anything to do with that. But when you hear Mojo say, Tom Brady is hot, if I could look like anybody, I would want to look like that. He's perfect. I don't feel that way about any other man. That's what I'm saying. To your point, yeah, it's ugly. I was about to say, it's ugly people across the gamut. I don't care what your gender is. And it's nice looking people across the gamut. But I'm not sitting up here saying, oh, my God, look at this man.

What about Dorian, who's here from the London Chop House? Would you do him?

No. Zero to 100.

Real quick. Dorian. Dorian's like, I don't believe it. Dorian, when you're having sex, do you go, oh, oh, oh.

Don't do that to him. Don't do that to him.

Oh, my God.

You knew where you were coming, Dorian.

That's why his voice is like that, because he's got all of it inside of him still. That's amazing.

Oh, my God.

Mode. Mode. Mode. Mode. Oh, hold on. This is a good one. Marvin. Marvin.

hey what's going on guys what's happening yeah hey what up i had um i had said uh dte bill and water bill because think about your water bill most of the money you're paying for your water bill going down the drain because it's the sewage part of it okay now you're getting in the weeds

there but i'm but but you're right though paying paying those two bills when you got a water bill and a DTE bill coming in your way, that means you're an adult.

I was going to say, too, my mom lives in California, so I'm still watching out for her. She's there in L.A. How close is she to the fires? She said it's about maybe 20 minutes away.

Wow.

20 minutes. Because it just hit Santa Monica, and Santa Monica is maybe like 20, 25 minutes away from her. So, yeah, she was saying that.

Buddy, we're praying for her and everybody in California. This is just tragic. So thank you. Yeah, it really is. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate you. Keep us informed on how Mom's doing. Katie, hi. When is it that you knew you were an adult for the first time?

when i got excited over a vacuum oh yeah no that's real that is real i actually asked our boss tony if i get us to a million followers on tiktok can he buy me a dyson vacuum and he said yes so no get the mail you don't want you don't want dyson get the melee crap really i want the handheld one no it's crap i want it portable in a year it goes bye-bye by the way all you guys are

old just by talking about this is an adult old conversation talking about in a vacuum man i was Oh, yesterday, I saw a dude in a suit. The suit was cold. I'm like, you look sharp.

Did you say sharp? I said sharp.

Did you say I like your top and slacks?

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