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Meaghan's Bro Won't go to the Baby Store
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Meaghan's Bro Won't go to the Baby Store

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June 21, 2023 | 00:07:50 | Leisure

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mojo on the morning show megan what's going on please be nice to us guys you're you got all the praise you wanted this morning i know you're feeling like the ego is bigger right now isn't it what no why are you talking to me i'm talking to you because you uh you feel so uh vindicated or validated because maybe it's a better word that uh that you were right on the last topic so let's bring up a topic with you i'm right about a lot of things okay i know can't even say that with a straight face i'm sorry um megan wants to know why guys are so stubborn not even

00:03:18 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 7:

well yeah it is i guess it's stubborn i wanted to see that was nicer than what i was going to say i was gonna say dumb you say stubborn that's a much better word and now i have to go with it how dare you um but you know stubborn really is the proper word here because my brother has a co-worker who was having like a baby shower luncheon at work and he was getting ready for it they were it was essentially like a potluck bring a gift bring a food item kind of work in tandem to bring this mini baby shower together and we were out running errands and he kept saying i need to get a gift i need to get a gift i was like okay let's do this this is gonna be so easy and while we were out running errands we were next to like a baby store i don't even know what it's called anymore because obviously i go in there all the time babies are us bye bye baby yeah it was like a bye bye baby i just didn't know if that was still what it was called bye bye baby is kind of near going out of business but yeah maybe it was a baby's rs i don't know it was a baby store it's by burlington coal factory it's over there i don't know yeah yeah so we're trying to go over there and my brother just keeps not turning in the right direction and it's driving me nuts i'm like it's over there it's over there and he's not really saying i'm not going there he's just like not answering not anything so um eventually i go what is your problem like go to the baby store and he goes you know why we are gonna be grocery shopping anyways i'm pretty sure i can just find something at the grocery store sir what is the problem with going to the baby store and he says and i quote well i've just never been to

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 4:

one of those before, so I don't know what I'm going to find there. Here's a little hint. Probably everything you need for a baby shower, because it's a baby

00:05:08 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 2:

store. He's had no reason, though, to go to a baby store, right? Because he's never had a kid. There's been no kids. Okay, but if you are going

00:05:16 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 4:

to shop for a birthday present for a child, are you going to go to the grocery store, or are you going to go to a toy store? How old is

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the kid? Eight. He's eight years old. I wouldn't go to a baby store for an eight-year-old.

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No, no, no, no, no. The baby isn't even here yet.

00:05:34 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 2:

Oh, I was going to say, all of a sudden she's talking about the kid being eight. I'm like, that's the fastest growing kid I've ever seen. I would go to Target. I'd go to Walmart. I'd go to the big stores. I would go to those ones.

00:05:46 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 4:

Correct answer. You would not go to the grocery store. So he had to get other things, right? Yeah, but in his mind, he said, well, they've got baby wipes there. Exactly.

00:05:56 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 3:

Exactly. Now listen, in the grocery store, they have an entire baby aisle. There's food. There's not clothing. There's toys. There's diapers.

00:06:07 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 2:

It's a pet. But not the same selection as a buy-by baby.

00:06:12 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 5:

But that's not stuff that you give for a baby shower. Megan, but here's the thing though. You don't bring diapers to a baby shower?

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What store were you guys going to?

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You could.

00:06:19 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 2:

What was the grocery store that you were going to in Toledo?

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Kroger.

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So it was Kroger. There you go. Do you remember, so remember, there used to be, like, you know, if it was Meijer or Kroger and they've got the big stores, okay, where you can do it, you can get anything you want there. Correct, that's not the one we went to. It's a one-stop shop.

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I was going to say, some of the Kroger's don't have all the fun things.

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You could buy them a loaf of bread and some deli meats.

00:06:42 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 5:

Here's the thing, I wonder if, because if it was a Bye Bye Baby type of store, that place, even when you have kids, is real, or always has been real intimidating. I wonder if he was just like, I don't even want to step foot in there because I don't even know where to start.

00:06:56 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 4:

I get that, but I was with him. It's not like he was alone. He had a companion who has many pregnant friends who knows what to get for a baby shower.

00:07:06 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 5:

No, I'm totally with you. I'm just trying to figure out where his head was. No, don't justify his behavior. Steve, explain this. Sorry, ma'am.

00:07:12 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 2:

Explain this to Megan of why guys are more sensible than women. Go ahead.

00:07:19 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 1:

It's really simple. It's not that we're stubborn. It's just we're so stuck in our ways that we don't make. No, I'm too stubborn to admit that that's stubborn. We're just stuck in our ways. I'm telling you, it's not that we don't want to go with your plan. It's not that we don't want to show appreciation. It's not that you might be right, but it's just we're so stuck in our ways. We don't care.

00:07:44 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 4:

A good question then. How would you define the word stubborn without using stuck?

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I'm going to leave this one to Mojo.

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Good move.

00:07:54 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 1:

Don't put me in this whole thing.

00:07:55 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 2:

By the way, I just want to know. You know what it is, though? What's the quickest way from point A to point B? A straight line going there. And if you've got to go get other stuff, why do two stops? This day and age, parking in parking lots is a pain in the ass. Crossing over intersections is a pain in the ass. Steve, if you can go into Kroger and you can get everything you want all in one and pick up maybe a box of wine, why not? My favorite is, Megan, the first baby shower that I ever went to in my entire life was well before I had kids. And it was the same situation. It was a co-worker situation. It was at work. And my favorite was that I bought booze. And it was for the kid and the parent. It was the booze so that the parent could drink the booze and feel incredible. I like that. Yeah. Terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible.

00:08:47 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 5:

I never buy a baby gift for the most part. I always buy gifts for the big sister, big brothers. I always buy gift cards.

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Gift cards.

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You guys figure it out. Here's the $100 at Target.

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Some people think those are a very impersonal gift when you get a gift card.

00:09:02 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 3:

Look, but I don't have time to try to figure out what you like and what you don't like. Here's the money. Go get it what you need.

00:09:07 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

With gift cards, you have to spend more money. Because you can buy something more sentimental or targeted towards your person and spend less money. but if you're doing a gift card, you have to put more money down so it doesn't look like a cheap gift.

00:09:19 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, but especially like to Mojo's point, before I had a child and I'm younger, I don't know what to get for babies. And I apologize, I'm not reading your wish list. Here's $100, go get whatever you want. I'm sorry.

00:09:31 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 4:

But they make a list for you. They literally do everything for you. All you have to do is show up and say, this is the mom's name. They print you out a list, you go that one, and then you're done.

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It also depends on how much I like the parents. to be honest. Yeah. If it's like my best friends, then yeah, I might actually read the list. If it's not, then here goes some money. You know what guys are

00:09:50 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

when they're buying gifts? Guys are your grandparents or uncles when they come to something and they would always just put money in a card, right? Just kind of hand it there. The other thing too is

00:10:00 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 3:

Are we getting crazy these days that we actually have to have, like, baby showers during our lunch breaks at work?

00:10:06 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 5:

I think it was just something nice that the co-workers organized. I know that this might seem crazy to you, but some people, they like their co-workers.

00:10:16 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 3:

Imagine this crazy concept. He's so silent, right? I'm done.

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