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Okay, all right. We're going to start off this morning. So what's going on, Megan? So your car may not be starting when you leave here today.

Yeah, I don't think the chances are very high at this point. I'm definitely not stressed out about it even a little bit. I'm fine. I'm so fine about this.

It's fine. She's got a razor blade in her hand, and she's taking it to a sweatshirt right now. My therapist is glad you said sweatshirt.

mojo in the morning 844 mojo live is the telephone number text is 95500 so did it so it started to get here or it was

hard to start it was hard to start I just couldn't get it to turn over I tried it a whole bunch of times and I knew this was going to be an issue yesterday when I got into my parking garage and my car was acting a little bit funky and I was like it's cold even though it was one of the warmer days we've had in weeks I was like it's definitely the cold just causing my car to be weird and i was like in the back of my head i hope this starts in the morning and in the morning it did not want to start so uh a little frustrated don't know if it's my battery or my alternator hoping it's the battery alternator is going to be way more expensive replace the alternator in the battery in july so either way i'm pissed but the good news is uh and this was not related i actually brought rollerblades with me today for something else that i'm working on and uh so worst case scenario i do have transportation home no no no well somebody will drive you home nobody's around you guys are gone long gone what time do you leave because i'm here till two o'clock today i will probably be here is wednesday probably around three or four today no later than that all right i got an early day tomorrow so is there a listener

that works anywhere in downtown Detroit. Can I, this is, so real quick, can I tell you what a friend did one time? Yeah. He had an issue where his car wouldn't start for him, but once it started, it was fine. He left it running the entire work shift that he had. He had a five-hour work shift, and he left it running for the entire five hours, and then came outside for lunch.

Check on it.

Checked on it, make sure it was okay. came outside at a break time, checked on it, but he had people that were working knowing that don't shut this car off and don't do it because he wanted to make sure it worked and then he was going to take it and go get it fixed.

Dumb question. How much gas does that actually use?

Oh, it's going to go through a lot. I don't know.

It's just idling though. That doesn't even seem healthy for your vehicle. It's not. Well, your vehicle's not healthy in the first place, right? I mean, you already know that the vehicle's got some issues to it. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I know that this has got to be something that maybe you've been faced with or currently are faced with. Who's got the biggest hoopty that's in our audience right now? Does anybody have a bigger hoopty than Megan does?

Oh, damn it.

a car guy, but you use the word turnover. What does that mean?

The sound effect he was just playing, where the car won't actually start. It's like the engines, it's turning, but it's not turning over to start. And then all of a sudden it kicks in.

And it's vroom vroom. Technical term.

That's setting car talk. Vroom vroom. Megan knows more car stuff than any guy on this radio show.

Which is more frustrating because I know that I'm... I almost just cursed screwed i'm screwed i know none of us are helping you i don't feel bad that i don't

know car stuff though like that doesn't i don't i'm not insecure about that i just don't know that stuff i don't know how to change a tire don't know how to change my oil and honestly i have no

interest in learning it's not that it's more fun when i go to a mechanic or any sort of issue and the guys try to talk to me and say something's wrong when i know it's not especially if it's something i just replaced i'm like yeah and this needs to be replaced we need to work on this it's like no you don't and when you can confront them with more information than what they provided to and they know that they tried to screw you over and you're like, mm-hmm, you're not going to happen.

You're like a boss.

You know what, though? That's actually awesome, though. I live for that. I remember back in the day, I went to a Jiffy Lube and I swear to you, they always show me.

Oh, yeah.

They show me the filters and all the rest of that stuff. You just nod.

Yeah.

And I'm like, come on, man. You got yourself a big dummy in front of you.

They could have not changed my oil. And they show me the thing and they're like, look, clean.

I've been taking advantage of, then the dude sent me to his cousin so he could take advantage of me. No. He's like, yeah, it's your transmission. Go to my friend Mikey on 8 Mile in Greenfield. I went over there at 275.

Tell everybody. There's this guy, Kevin. He's on his way over. This guy's going to buy himself anything you ask.

I love it with this, yeah.

Oh, hold on. Listeners are texting in with their hoopty stories here. 844-MOJO-LIVE. Call us to or text 95500. Scott, wanted to ask you a question, Megan. What was that question, Scott?

So, yeah, Shannon had mentioned something about a razor blade and a sweatshirt. And I'm wondering why her therapist would have said that she was proud that it was called a sweatshirt.

You missed that joke. That very dark joke.

Yes, it was a dark joke that, thank God, she was only using the razor blade on her sweatshirt. She was using it to cut some off.

Do you get it now? I'm not going too deep. I gotcha. Yeah. It's early. It's early.

It's okay. Scott, what kind of car do you have, and can you pick Megan up today at 4 o'clock?

I have a 94 Corvette. Oh, my God.

You're not driving a 94 Corvette in this weather.

No, I just wanted to bring it up for conversation. Okay.

Must be nice.

I'll hold on a second. Small wiener alert. Small wiener alert.

Imagine having a backup car in this economy.

Hey, Lauren, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Morning, guys. First time, long time. Hey, Lauren's on the phone. So it was a few years ago. I was a coach of fifth grade girls basketball.

Yeah.

And I come out one day after practice. My car wouldn't start. And so luckily it was a stick shift. And so I had all my girls start pushing my car. I put it in gear and popped it. Oh, yeah. All of a sudden, I'm like, all right, bye, guys. Have a good day.

It's the best. the visual of that is great for me because i know and i know megan you know what she's talking about when you had a stick shift in a car pop it into first and the starter wouldn't work you would just let the car roll and then yeah pop it in and when it would pop in it would start automatically

the worst is when you park on a hill and people are like this is far away you're like no no i need the momentum getting out of here to get it back going exactly it's so funny by the way because

i've coached basketball before and i actually have coached fifth grade basketball back in the day And it's funny when you have your kids do stuff for you, they get so excited to do it. You just hope that their parents don't know that you just.

Exactly. That's why I was sitting in the car. I'm like, oh, God. I'm like, please hope that the parents don't see this right now. It does not look good.

Coach Lauren, thank you for the call. I appreciate you. What's up, Rose? What's going on?

Hey, good morning. First time long time. Hey, Rose. Oh, no. Can I call you, Rose? Love it. Good morning. And yeah, so one time I went to my bartending shift and I was running a little late. I left my keys in my car and couldn't find my keys at the end of my shift. I'm looking everywhere, everywhere. We're looking in the trash. I got everyone looking for these things. Go outside. My car is running.

Oh, my God. Jimmy's doing it.

Yes.

Yeah.

Sure have. The whole time. The whole shift. It must have been like five or six hours. You really supposedly didn't use that much gas. I'm telling you. I did it during a concert. Yeah. And I mean, I still had not a lot of gas because I didn't have a lot of gas to start with, though.

But yeah, I think idling, it doesn't burn as much as it does as you're, you know, when you're revving the engine up on the thing. So I don't know much about cars, but I do know this, that we're going to try to find Megan a ride today. People are texting in Uber drivers. Matter of fact, hold on a second. We got Lyft drivers and Uber drivers that are willing to give you rides. T, initial T, your voice disguised. What's up?

Hi, how are you guys?

We're great. What's going on?

Well, once I had to leave a vehicle running for over 24 hours.

Whoa. Why? Because of the...

Okay, because at the time when I had to make a payment, I had to enter a code. And once I turned the vehicle off, it wouldn't restart.

Oh, my gosh. So because you were worried that they wouldn't give you another code because you didn't make the payment, you just let it just keep on running for 24 hours yep were you worried that somebody was going to get in the car and take off with it no but did it use did it use all up of your gas because 24 hours a long time yeah it's quite a bit man that's crazy i didn't even know cars had that ability or people had that ability where they could uh keep you from starting your car if

you don't pay it by entering a code that's what kind of car what kind of car was it five years ago what kind of car do you did you drive at the time oh i think she's gone did you leave

yeah you're still there what kind of car was it it was a malibu a malibu okay i'm actually kind of shocked yeah me too that's interesting uh what's up tj what's going on it's mojo in the

morning hey first time long time what's up man so i actually had this car i couldn't even tell you what model it was i can start it without even putting a key in the ignition i could literally just turn it and it would start up nice i lived at a nearby pub i lived close to a nearby pub that car sat in the pub parking lot for two months and nobody stole it that's how good of a car it was that must have been a real hooptie oh my gosh yeah and oh and also the uh the heat didn't work so i went on a trip to ohio and had to wear a coat and so did the girl i was dating at the time so

she was oh she must have really liked you yeah that was a hell of a date i'm sure that you didn't

get a second date did you uh we dated for a little bit longer but yeah she was uh never wanting to get back in that car is it because she didn't have a car at all that she put up with it or uh i think it was uh must have a giant ride but yeah the guy has to be good looking there's

no way that a girl's staying with a guy that has a car with no heat can i tell you that we had at our radio station in arizona that i worked at we had such a bad van a station vehicle it was so bad we tried to get rid of it we drove it to the border of nogalas mexico and we left it running with a sign on it saying please take me and nobody took the thing i'm not kidding you and we it was like the bit we did the entire morning and we kept it there that was great did you any of you guys remember when your parents had an astro van they an astro van was like the minivan on steroids it was basically like a big old astro van and we had this look it up you'll you'll notice what that car is sometimes you'll see them every now and again now like it was the car that had like tvs in it and stuff like that like that were big tvs and uh the greatest was that nobody would take that the station vehicle and the only way that the company said that we would get a new vehicle is if it either broke down or got stolen. We figured that. Rebecca, what's up?

Hi.

What's going on?

Hi, Mojo. Hi. I have a really crappy car, super old, and so my sister let me borrow hers to go to college a couple years ago, and it has a key fob, and so I'm not used to that. So you know how you have to push the button to turn it off instead of just keeping the key with you? Yeah. I just took some tea with me to class, and I came out like seven, eight hours later, and it's parallel parked in the city, and it's still running.

Wow. That's unreal. That is amazing. By the way, that's impressive that nobody takes any of these vehicles. Derek, your hooptie's worse than Megan's hooptie. What happened? Yeah, I used to keep a Gatorade bottle full of gas. So when I leave, I'd have to open the hood, pour some in the car to get the truck to start.

Oh, my God. What was it? What kind of car was it? Oh, it was a mid-conditioned classic truck, 1979 F-150. Mid-conditioned. $400 off of Facebook.

Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.

Steal.

And was there a hole where you could put your foot right to the ground?

No, the carpet covered that up. Yeah.

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