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Meaghan's Friend Wants The Baby Out Now!
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Meaghan's Friend Wants The Baby Out Now!

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April 28, 2023 | 00:09:00 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning show. Megan, you have a friend that really wants to have her baby, like, now. Get it out of me. Is that right?

00:02:30 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, she's 41 weeks and four days today.

00:02:33 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 5:

And so she's overdue?

00:02:35 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, just a smidge. Just nearly by two weeks. And she's losing her mind. It's funny because she just found out yesterday that she's going to be induced on Sunday night. And she really, really, really does not want to be induced. So she is trying everything right now in order to get this baby out of her. And, I mean, she went into detail about the spicy foods. We're actually going out to lunch today. And I'm pretty sure we're going to go somewhere with very spicy foods. And her and her husband, let's just say they're having a good time. And she goes for walks all the time. Nobody wants her to walk anywhere. I offer to drive her literally everywhere. She's like, I'm getting this stupid baby out of me. But I wanted to hear, like, we're running out of options, and I think she's desperate to try anything. And who better to ask than moms? Moms, what did you do to get your baby out?

00:03:31 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 6:

You know what? She's going to have the baby before she's supposed to get induced. I swear, as soon as they schedule the induction, all of a sudden that baby's like, oh, yeah, I'm supposed to come.

00:03:38 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 5:

And then it happens.

00:03:39 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 6:

And then it comes. Yes.

00:03:41 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 5:

I think Chelsea was overdue with one of our kids. I can't remember which one it was. And I remember that they said that you could have sex to get the baby out. But there was something with the guy's sperm that for some reason did it. Yep, that's true. And it was wild because, you know, I never like to turn down sex. I mean, listen, I mean, sex is a wonderful thing. It's like pizza. Who turns down pizza? So it was something that was very awkward, though. It was like, I don't know what it was. I felt like doing it, I was just a piece of meat.

00:04:19 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 6:

Well, I mean, at that point, you were. Like, I felt like at that moment. But did you really care?

00:04:22 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

No, because it wasn't fun, because it was basically, all right, hurry up. All right, let's go. Come on. It wasn't like doing it because of, you know, you're- She wanted to have a piece of my meat. Exactly. Yeah. It wasn't because of you were trying to, you know, do anything other than to induce baby. And then you were, like, worried about the baby, like, but then there was other stuff, too. Like, I had to get her, she wanted the spicy food, Megan. So I had to get her, we lived in Arizona, Jack-in-the-Box tacos. Have you ever had Jack-in-the-Box tacos? So good. Oh, my God, they're so good. And they have this hot sauce, too, that comes with them. I wish we had Jack-in-the-Box just for the tacos. But then I'm thinking, oh, my God, she's going to go deliver this baby, and it's going to be like.

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 1:

Jack-in-the-box tacos, hopefully not coming out. What's going on, Bonnie? Hi. The spicy food actually does work?

00:05:11 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

It worked. Everybody at work was telling me, oh, try sex. That was so gross.

00:05:18 - 00:05:19 | Unknown:

What?

00:05:20 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 3:

Gross? It was horrible.

00:05:21 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 2:

Yes.

00:05:22 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 3:

It was horrible. Yeah. I tried the vacuuming back and forth, tried the walking. I went to Taco Bell, got the spicy sauce. I was in the hospital that night. Oh, really?

00:05:33 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 1:

By the way, the vacuuming part's interesting. They tell you that you should vacuum or do housework. I think that was started by some guy that wanted to have the house cleaned before his wife had the baby.

00:05:42 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 3:

It must have been, but the spicy food worked, Megan.

00:05:46 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 5:

Yes, and you know, I always say this, taco salad. I went into labor after I ate taco salad. However, let's just think about this for a second. I ate taco salad. What do you think the side effect was when I was pushing Lucy out? Just be aware about what you choose as your spicy food. Yeah, that is true. It's true. But I had C-section. Oh, okay. I had C-section.

00:06:08 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 1:

Oh, man. Wait, so you had a C-section. You didn't even need any of that stuff.

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C-section.

00:06:13 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 5:

Well, maybe she went into labor and didn't plan on it.

00:06:15 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 1:

No, I know. I'm saying you did all that work and the doctor could have just done that to start. Bonnie, the interesting thing that Megan doesn't understand about the sex when you're about ready to give birth to a baby. Megan, have you ever tried to have sex after you went and had, like, the best meal ever, the biggest meal ever?

00:06:33 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:06:33 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 1:

That's what it's like having sex when you're a pregnant woman, right, Bonnie?

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It's horrible.

00:06:38 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. I'm telling you, the last thing in the world you want to do is have sex after a great meal.

00:06:43 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 3:

No, but that's my kind of sex because that's the excuse that you get to lay there. Oh, my God.

00:06:48 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 1:

I love her reaction.

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I'm kidding, I'm kidding I'm trying to be honest That I am a lazy lover

00:06:56 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 1:

Hold on, I got to turn the mic up What did you say, KP?

00:07:00 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 3:

Megan, I never took you as a starfish type I really didn't I promise you, I'm not I believe you

00:07:07 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 1:

Bonnie, thanks for the call What's up, Sherry?

00:07:12 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 4:

Good morning, Mojo

00:07:13 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 1:

Morning, what do you think Megan's friend should do?

00:07:17 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 4:

Well, I was overdue And my aunt, we were in one of the stores that have those. You put the penny in, and you go on the riding horse. Sandy, that's the name of the horse. Yes, yes. Anyhow, we did that, and I went into labor that night.

00:07:33 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 1:

Oh, wow. So the riding horse out in front of a mire is where you've got to be going. Do they still have those things?

00:07:40 - 00:07:41 | Unknown:

Pardon me?

00:07:41 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 1:

Do they still have those in front of stores anymore?

00:07:44 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 4:

I think KP said they have them inside mire. Are they still only a penny?

00:07:49 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 1:

Okay.

00:07:50 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 4:

I have no idea. This was 40 years ago.

00:07:53 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 1:

Oh, wow.

00:07:56 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 4:

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We love you.

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I love you, too. Have a good day.

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Hold on. In honor of Smoker Jackie, we need to find the next Mojo in the Morning's greatest smoker ever, Sherry. You need to be a Mojo in the Morning misfit, Sherry

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We won't call you We'll call you Misfit Sherry Smoker Instead of Smoker Sherry I don't know, would it be disrespectful to Jackie?

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No, I think we could do Smoker Sherry Okay, Smoker Sherry

00:08:34 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 1:

Alright, hold on one second God rest her soul We loved her so much Jackie, what's up Annette?

00:08:43 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 3:

Good morning, y'all Good morning Listen, back in the day, the old people from down south would tell you to do castor oil. And then also, I know she said sex is not working, but nipple stimulation, that was because of the hormones that are produced. It actually makes you think, hey, I'm supposed to be nursing this baby right now, but the baby got to come first. Yeah. Really?

00:09:11 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 1:

So, should Megan, instead of going out for spicy food today, just stimulate her friend's nipples?

00:09:17 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 3:

Oh, okay. Not Megan. Well. Let me tell you. We're good friends. We are not that good friends. We're not that good friends. She's got to do it the right way now. You can't just be twinking. All right. All right. If we're thinking of, like, shapes, what are we working with here? You know how to stimulate the Thank you Annette

00:09:52 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 1:

Take care of yourself

00:09:53 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 3:

Love you too

00:09:55 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

And Jenny says this is actually a good one Megan you should take her for what

00:10:00 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 5:

Jenny? A pedicure. Yeah, that's a good one. Yes, there's pressure points at the back of your ankle that will break her water.

00:10:08 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 2:

Yep. What? Yeah, that's very true. So, yeah, take her for lunch and a pedicure today. That's better than stimulating her nipple. I'll do that. All right. Thank you, Jenny. How about this one? One last one. Jackie, what should Megan and her friend do today to get this baby induced? So, with my first

00:10:25 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 5:

baby, I did the stereotypical yoga ball. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. baby came right well my son was due a week later when i was having my second and so my husband and i are assembling a trampoline to occupy the first kid once we have the baby and he jokes why don't you just jump on the trampoline it's way better than a yoga ball and lo and behold about midnight

00:10:48 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 2:

i go into labor wow that's amazing the baby came because of the trampoline is the baby came because trampoline and so now both my kids have the same birthday oh my gosh megan you and your pregnant

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friend on a trampoline this afternoon where do we find anybody anybody just go into somebody's back yard where do we go to sky zone are we the only adults there 10 hours on my feet traffic

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