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Mojo in the morning show. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I just ate some Doma that Lydia's mom made. It's so good.

It is so good. I had some yesterday.

Megan.

Mojo.

How are you? Were you trying to FaceTime me yesterday? Somebody, it was either you or it was Ellen that was trying to FaceTime. I thought it was a group FaceTime or something like that.

Oh, Ellen's been FaceTiming me all the time lately. I actually blame you because her and I used to just talk on the phone, and then you started FaceTiming, and now we FaceTime all the time. And I don't look good enough to FaceTime all the time. And she would, like, three-way with me and EJ and her, and I'm like, I don't look good. Stop calling me.

I won't pick it up. That's a violation of trust.

I normally love picking it up, but I didn't see it, and I missed it, and I felt bad. So this weekend in Chicago, there's going to be three members of the air staff that are going to be all hanging out in Chicago. And they're going to be hanging out with former producer Ellen of the show, EJ, whom Megan mentioned, and Megan, myself, my wife, my kids, we're going to go to Chicago this weekend. And it's their big Die the River Green pre-St. Patrick's Day celebration that they do. And Ellen now lives there in Chicago. Now, you're staying with Ellen and actually partying with Ellen all weekend long. But you're also being set up by Ellen?

I was going to say, at first, the question was going to be, was I going to be the big spoon or the little spoon with Ellen? And, of course, the answer was, I would be the big spoon. She's my little spoon.

Do you guys wait? You would stay with her when she lived here in town in Royal Oak? But did you guys sleep in the same beds together?

She always offered. She has a giant bed. She's the sweetest. And I always said, I'll take the couch, but thank you.

Wow, that's interesting.

Yeah, I love you very much. A little loud. I can't hear what you just said.

My problem is if you're in the same bed is sometimes I roll over and start grabbing during the middle of the night. Would you ever have that problem if you were in the same bed?

Okay, whatever music bed you're playing Is playing full volume on my headphones

Oh, you know what, I'm sorry I'm sorry

Megan's sleeping at Ellen's house Megan's sleeping at Ellen's house Why? What do you mean?

Well, at first I said, you know what? I can get a hotel room She's got a lot of things going on at her apartment while I'm there I was like, hey, if it's more comfortable for me to just get a hotel room, like, please let me know and I will do that. And she said, no, no, no, no, no. It doesn't matter anyways, because I think you're going to be staying with somebody else. And I was like, oh, Miss Ma'am, what do you mean? And I guess she's been hyping me up to a guy that she knows in Chicago. And she's been doing the same about him to me. And I think she's trying to make a connection this weekend. I'm a little.

Because what I thought was about to be my slappy drunk fest reuniting with my bestie is about to be me putting on makeup, trying to look nice, finding my extension, shaving my legs, and God forbid wearing multiple pairs of Spanx this weekend. And now I think my weekend is ruined. Tell us about this boy, first of all, though.

Well, this totally changes your plans on how you will act, how you will dress, and where you will be. What is it all about?

Okay, so you know how I'm a fan of that outfit that all of you hate, and it is the one that makes me look like a car mechanic? I've got those dungarees that are green that I wear every year for St. Patrick's Day because they're comfortable, and on St. Patrick's Day, I'm not a cute girl, right? I'm not out here in a miniskirt and a bra. Like, I'm out here like, let's get wasted. If I fall on the street, nobody's seeing my underwear.

To me, that's cute.

Thank you. I agree. So I was planning on wearing, like, dungarees and tennis shoes and, like, getting my beer burps on. I don't know. That was not cute at all. And she has been sending me screenshots of the kinds of conversations that she has with this guy, being like, his humor is your kind of humor. He's so supportive. You would love the two of you are like, you remind me of the same person.

So then wear your dungarees and tennis shoes and do your beer burps. If you're the same person, he will love that. Yes, but, but, but, comma, but, dot, dot, dot.

He's successful. Oh, really? The bar is higher than what I am normally achieving. So I do feel like I joke all the time about wanting to be a housewife or like a sugar baby. There we go. Now that it's actually here in my lap and I have to put in effort, I'm like, oh, this this is why i deserve truckers and factory workers minimal effort come on so so let me

let me ask this question because she just brought this up ellen's ellen's not dating anybody right now right no no no no okay so you just said that this guy is give her the qualities again that she

said uh very funny he is we like to call it emotionally intelligent okay uh we love the fact that he is very aware of other people's feelings and he's very just in touch. Reminds her of

you, you also said, too, right? Correct.

Because I'm hysterical and so

is he. Does it offend you that she's not trying to date this guy?

No, because we like when a girlfriend finds a great man and then passes the buck along.

Because they might not have the same taste.

But if it reminds her of you and you have always said that if Ellen would ever be in a relationship with you you would get in a relationship with her that's how much you love oh 100 she's my soulmate she doesn't want it she doesn't want to date a guy that's you i know i know i am not

her soulmate but she is my soulmate oops distinction this is that this is going to be

interesting so you so the the two of you guys are going to meet for the first time this weekend is it good to meet on a weekend where it's supposed to be a drunken stupor crazy st patrick's day

Here's why I say yes, is because if we have a fun time, what a great first story. And if you don't have a fun time, well, then I'll just keep drinking and I'll make it a fun time for myself. I actually feel like this is a perfect scenario.

Yeah. Okay.

My question to you is, what if I fall madly in love and he falls in love back? What do I do?

And then we have two people moving to Chicago. What happens? That's not fun.

Yeah, especially since I talked to Erica, who also works out there. and is Ellen's good friend, and she keeps telling me and joking. I thought she was joking, and now I don't think she's joking. Yeah, I'm trying to steal Megan right now. I'm trying to steal Megan right now. Just the same way I did Ellen. They're all trying to get you

to move there. What's going on? We're going to have to move the show to Chicago for all these people, guys.

If we moved to Chicago, I think I would absolutely cry, pee myself, faint, barf, all at the same time. Come on. Everything's coming together.

Chicago's overrated. It's a fun weekend.

Literally, I'm in Ellen's shoes now. All of my friends are in Chicago.

Right. But you think you can't afford a place in Toledo. Wait till you see Chicago. No.

Why do you think I've told Ellen no? Why do you think she's pushing for me to get with a rich man? This is her only tactic to get me out there.

Okay. Fair.

All right. So the question to the listeners in this one here is how does Ellen go in or how does Megan go into this weekend where she's going to visit Ellen, going to visit her girlfriend and be meeting a guy? And has anybody ever had this happen to them? on a girl's weekend you met the guy of your dreams. I would love to know if there are any listeners that have ever had that storybook type of ending. Because this could be it for you. Yeah, my

other question is, ladies, if you're wearing Spanx and you go over to a guy's house, what's the attractive way of taking them off?

and getting rid of the seam lines on your stomach before do we just keep the lights off no wait we're keeping the lights off but like for for other purposes what are some tips and tricks into turning those lights off and keeping them off before he gets adventurous listen i i've worn

manx before for a night out with my wife coming home thinking oh my god we're not gonna have sex after we're and we ended up having sex you know how embarrassing it is and how hard it is to get that those off, just like Spanx are.

I can only picture the dance you were doing to try and get those off. Oh, my God.

And then you have, if you get sweat on your back when you're wearing Spanx, if you sweat with Spanx, it's really tough to get them off. You almost need to have the fire department come and cut them off

with the special scissors. What were your mangs holding in? Was it for chest or stomach?

Both. All of the above. Man boobs, stomach, everything. Was it like a tank top? I wore the tank top version of Spanx. I picture you in a

Like a onesie, like one-piece bathing suit, kind of like Beyonce in all the single ladies videos.

No, I did one time buy on an Instagram ad the one that was Spanx underwear. And it wasn't from Spanx. It was another company that made them.

What's that supposed to do for you?

It was supposed to make your stomach seem flatter. Flatter. And all it did was it sucked my junk in so much that it was hard for me for days to get my junk.

That you did look like Beyonce. It was very difficult.

I do want to buy, like, butt pads for this weekend.

Yeah? Yeah. To give yourself a little bit more?

If she thinks this guy and you guy are going to hit off and she's confident you're a good match, present yourself. Be you.

But my best is not really good enough for most people.

Oh, come on.

You just need to remember to, like, talk. Because every time I've been around you And there's a cute guy Like something happened And your mouth is like zippered shut And you like make Noises I do think people

Would think it was very funny to know That like off of the air I'm probably well I'm the most vulgar But also probably the quietest one In those situations for sure For sure

Yeah he's got to see the real you Otherwise he's like this girl doesn't ever talk Can you imagine if somebody defined Megan as This girl doesn't ever talk

You've seen it in action

I know It is It's bad It's almost kind of like You ever notice when people are around somebody That they have a crush on They can't put a sentence completely together But Megan just becomes Quiet, completely quiet

But you don't have to put a sentence together When you can just wear a deep V with these boobies I don't know

Also true um so is this guy is this guy somebody that she works with or how does she know him i don't um

no i think she works with him okay i think do you have a picture you could send me maybe really

who does he i just want to see who does he look like does he look like anybody interesting uh

i don't i don't know if he looks like anybody specifically uh i hate when somebody's like Send me a picture, because I go, we text a lot. This is going to take a second.

Yeah.

You know what you do? If you're an iPhone person, you click on that up at the top there, and you can pull all the pictures up.

Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Texters here saying, oh, my God, this is going to be Megan's match of the century, and then I'm going to be sad forever that she's not going to be on the show if she moves to Chicago.

I swear to God, if you move to Chicago, I'm going to be so pissed. Happy for you that you found happiness.

Is it because you'll miss Megan or is it because you want to move to Chicago too?

No, I don't want to move to Chicago. I don't. No. I don't not like Chicago.

Wouldn't she be the same distance from you as she is right now?

Yeah, but she wouldn't be on the show and we wouldn't do the podcast together. It would just be a lot of different things.

So are you hoping that Megan never finds love?

Wow.

Yeah, she could just be...

No, I just want it here. Just have it happen here. I'm kind of hoping for that.

I'm kind of hoping that she doesn't.

Well, who's to say this guy can't move here?

I want single Megan forever.

Okay.

I want you never. I want to be. Mike and I want to be the only men in your life. Yeah.

Maybe you could have a sugar daddy. Sugar daddy's fine.

I mean, the number one thing I hear from people all the time is I'm not allowed to talk about relationships because I'm not in one. I'm not allowed to talk about kids because I don't have one. And I really have no life experience at all. So I shouldn't have an opinion on anything.

Who says this to you?

Bro, I get this literally every single day of my life.

From who, though? I want to know who.

I can send you the screen grabs, baby. If you don't think I have it. Oh, listeners. Oh, they're listeners. Yeah, for sure.

They're just angry.

They're angry listeners that like you.

Just from the photo you sent. Just from the photo you sent. This is your future husband.

I know. This is him.

We have about him.

Oh, my God. I better start shopping for a wedding gift. Let me see. Oh, my God.

How am I not going to see this?

I'll send it to you, Mike.

Why? The guy's flipping off the camera, isn't he? Yes. That's her love language.

He's literally making the same face Megan makes. Yes. That's her love language. sleeping on the floor everything about this

we may have to explore this guy some more can we do a background check on him before you ever get to Chicago so we know his details

you guys want to ruin everything before it happens

Naz what do you think about this

I think Megan is absolutely stunning and if you can make everybody laugh on the radio why do you think you need butt pads for real I suffer from the same affliction Mojo has

I got a frog butt I got a frog butt. There's nothing back there. Girl, your boobies make up for it. You're good.

You're good, homie. You're good.

What do you think? Should we explore this guy more before the weekend or let Megan just go in cold?

No, Megan. No, no, no. Megan's got good radar, I think. She's just got to believe in herself. Believe in your gut. Believe in your intuition, honey. You got it.

I believe in the power of space. You got it, girl. i'm sending you good juju you can do it thank you i do i do believe in the power of extensions i believe in the power of false eyelashes and a good pedicure i believe in the power of a lacy bra you know what i'm saying i totally agree with you but once all that comes off are you

don't mind running and he's not gonna run because you're beautiful naturally honey you are beautiful Our interview is beautiful.

Now, refresh me on this. You are staying with Ellen, right? You're not going to stay in a hotel or anything like that.

As of right now, I'm staying with Ellen, but I can't bring him back to her place. So my plans are to stay at his place.

Hey. Hey. Wow.

I don't know what's wrong with me. That is a joke. Now I'm planning on sleeping with Ellen.

Do you think Ellen would leave her own place for you, like how you did in college, where you'd have to leave the place?

No. Oh, but what if, okay. okay hear me out what if we hit things off i have no idea what his living situation is i don't know if this man has seven roommates or a penthouse right so say we're confused on where to go what if i pretend this is on pretend i am a rich woman and get us like a fancy hotel and just say you can come back to my place i can book that on my phone in the bathroom and come back to my place then we can have that weird hotel and also be like but don't worry i'm not here to steal your money because I'm also rich, which is a lie.

Don't forget your trench coat if you're going all gangster on it like that.

Naz, what do you think? What do you think? Do you think that?

Well, listen, okay, find out from Alan. Hey, where does homeboy live? Does he have a house? Does he have roommates? If he's successful, I'm pretty sure he probably has his own house, right? I haven't been to Chicago for a while, but if you have a house, you're in the suburbs a little bit. But I don't know. Ask Ellen. Why don't you guys talk before you meet? That would be a good idea, right?

Or is that setting the bar too high? Is this supposed to be like a casual meetup?

Are you not going to talk to him before you meet? Are you going to meet for the first time at St. Patrick's Day?

Correct. We've never talked before. I think that's the way it should stay, by the way. Because then, because, or else you're going to put too much pressure on it.

I agree. I agree. Has Ellen told him about you?

Yes.

Okay.

So he already, aren't you paying attention?

No, I am paying attention, but I want to make sure that Ellen's just not, you know, sending stuff and that's it.

Wait, now I need to text Ellen. Wait, hold on. I need to text Ellen and be like, you've told him about me, right?

Yeah.

There are screenshots, Megan. Just look at your phone. Okay, yeah, but it was like videos of the two of them together that I took a screen grab from.

Ah, there you go.

I feel you. Yeah. All right.

Is this just her friend? That's the thing I'm wondering. Mojo in the morning. Jill, what's up?

Good morning. Megan, you're amazing and you're beautiful. You just got to start the relationship off on a natural foot. Just do what you normally do because you don't want to have to keep up all that other stuff. Yeah, that is great. That's what you do on a daily basis. He will love you for you if he's the right one.

Isn't this nice, Megan? See this? Nice people.

This is too... I don't like when people are nice to me.

Well, you suck, and he's not going to like you. No, I'm just kidding.

Yeah, there you go.

Ella, what's up? It's...

Mojo in the morning, Megan's going to Chicago to visit our old producer, Ellen, and she's got a guy for Megan to hook up with.

Hey, Megan, you're going to do awesome. Don't psych yourself out. And here's the thing. Whatever you do, you probably won't do worse than I did while trying to flirt with a guy. I was at a bar and I was trying to order a drink and I noticed the guy next to me was cute. So I was trying to get his attention and my friend tells me somebody farted. and so I turned to the guy and I'm like hey did you just fart and he's like no and he let me smell him and he smelled like our future by the way how did you smell him please describe this he he's like no not me you here smell me and then he pulled out his shirt in front of him and let me sniffed him he smelled amazing but here's the thing we start chatting we get interrupted by the bartender and then my friend goes hey somebody farted again and then silly me asked him again are you sure you didn't fart he's like no and then my friend is like let's get out of here and so as i start to walk away i do the flirty thing of the hair flip and i'm like bye friend farter and then i just walked away in like shame i'm like i i couldn't believe i told i called him back so don't call him a friend barter that kids is how i met your mother yes exactly

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