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All right. It's Mojo in the morning. Megan has a piece of recording that she's going to play for us.

Oh, this is the most embarrassing thing ever. And I hope that you will laugh along with me because I found yet another reason why I should never date anybody ever. And it's because I will never be able to sleep with somebody ever again after what I've discovered. So I have this really bad habit of trying to record the person who lives above me stomping around at night while I'm laying in bed. But I also have the even worse habit of then falling asleep while that recording is happening. Now, there is a feature on iPhone. So if you go into voice memos and you click on an audio file, you can say skip silences. and there was a 20-minute recording in my voice memo that I did not remember doing. And I said, skip silence, and I hit play. And this is what played.

What is that?

You moaning? Is that you moaning?

What the heck is that? That is my stomach grumbling while I am sleeping.

Oh.

At the very end, wait, at the very end. Hold on, is it coming? It sounds like I pooped the bed.

Y'all in here eating her cookies.

You know, it's my stomach grumbling while I'm sleeping, but I am so curious.

Are you hungry, or what is it? Do you wake up in the morning really hungry?

No, I think I'm dying. I think that this might be a diagnosable thing at this point because I have now learned that I talk in my sleep. I sometimes sit up and yell in my sleep, which is terrifying. I kick in my sleep. I punch in my sleep. And now I have stomach gargles to the point where it sounds like I'm pooping the bed. Who would ever share my bed with me?

Oh, my God. I thought that was you.

It's like a poltergeist.

Who would sleep with me? No. Why is it so loud?

Do you have, can I, fair question. Have you had anybody stay the night with you in a romantic way recently? That has ever said anything to you? Shannon knows something. Look at him. Look at him over here giggling.

The timing couldn't be more imperfect. Are you dating right now and you're not telling us? What if I had a secret relationship that you didn't know about?

Honestly, I would just say, where's all the good topics? Because I've been listening to all these other topics. I'm like, where the hell are your topics?

You don't like, it sounds like I'm pooping the bed in my stomach. No, I want to hear. This is the kind of stuff you eat up.

Well, listen, I would like to hear.

Sounds like you need to eat up.

I would like to hear if you've ever, because now I'd be self, like you said, I'd be self-conscious that if I did have somebody come spend the night, and I don't know if this has ever happened where you have somebody spend the night. Have you ever had somebody spend the night and they make weird noises at night? Because that would be scary that I would never be able to sleep.

I know. I'm telling you, when you start dating somebody, excuse me, I said this to Wes at one point when I finally felt comfortable and he agreed, like I would wake up in the morning and my stomach would hurt because I was holding. in farts oh really yeah yeah because you as much as you can right right no mojo i'm not dating anybody right now but i think it's funny that also when you stand in face bro it's all over

standing face she's dating somebody there's something going on i'm actually married

what if i what if i showed up but dan i'm like these are my wedding photos i would say that's topic tomorrow at 7 40. what if i literally came in when dan was like i had a child

her secret love child

this past weekend had a baby

you didn't lose weight you just had a baby

right yeah

844 mojo live 844-665-6548 what did you do in your sleep what kind of noises did you make in your sleep that like freaked you out when you found out the next day the person that you were laying next to said did you know what you did last night like i i always worry about talking in my sleep i always like there have been times where i've had you know sex dreams and i'm like looking at chelsea the next morning like hey so how did you sleep last night because she's up a lot when i wake up like she doesn't sleep very well and i'm all i'm thinking is she's like hearing me sounding like uh what's that uh song from pd pablo uh freakily i'm like calling out girls names and stuff like that 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 text here here says megan you got to get that checked out um another text here says where did you put the phone that you could hear it that way

you want to know what's this is how i know it's disgusting and embarrassing that phone is probably on my pillow oh really i i when i set the recording like i'll hold it by my face i'm laying on my side and like holding my phone in my face so it means like i fell asleep in the phones by my head you know what i mean so there's there's some distance in between your stomach and yes which is terrifying

hey cody what's up it's mojo in the morning hey i can't make this up if i tried i had a bunk mate when i went through basic training uh first night together found out he meowed in his sleep Yeah, really? Couldn't make it up. For like three months straight, I was stuck with this guy meowing in his sleep. I used to throw things at him and everything, and it never deterred him. Can you do it?

Like, how does it sound?

Well, first, it started off like real shallow, and I almost thought it was fake, and then it'd just be like this loud, like, meow, like in the middle of the night. It was wild. No. He was doing that as a joke, probably, wasn't he? Yeah, I don't know. I told him about it after a couple weeks and he was like, I don't know what you're talking about, man.

I was like, yes, you do.

What's up, Sydney? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Hello. It's a little off topic, kind of what Shannon was saying, but I've been with my fiancé for 10 years and I've never heard it in front of him.

You what's that? Never farted. Never farted in front of him.

Yeah, because Shannon talked about her belly hurting

in the morning. But I bet you you have and he just hasn't told you.

no i haven't i swear really and i've had two kids with them too so what are you waiting on

yeah i won't fart in front of people it's weird to me i get that you know what no listen you want you want to still look at it as romantic but the problem is at night they say you let out lots of farts you just don't realize it i don't think so i don't know yeah if you're holding them in all day

They got to come out at some point.

Yeah.

They don't. I've been with him for 10 years, and I won't. I refuse.

Somebody texts in and wants to know if they think this is Megan, or does she have ghosts in that apartment that she's talked about that could be on it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. That sounds like somebody walking. It doesn't sound like something coming from your stomach there. I see it, a poltergeist. That's an old city apartment there that you're living in. What's going on, Nick? How you doing?

I wouldn't be sleeping in there. Oh, I'm living that dream. Hey, I got to have girls back right quick. My wife, most beautiful woman in the world. But when she sleeps, the farts and the snores that come out of her are just wild.

It doesn't make you less attracted to her? It actually is something good?

No, that's my queen. That's my queen. We all have our quirks, right?

Okay. All right. It's uncorked. Yeah.

uh what's happening casey how you doing hey mojo um so my husband is a talker all the time in his sleep so last week um i have insomnia so i don't sleep so last week he's like fidgeting in the bed and then he said stellar rose which is my daughter she's six he said stellar rose like he's about yelling and i said hey hey you're yelling and he's like did you hear what she said i have a dog named viking and he and i said no he said she said viking shut the hell up and he does not remember anything

I'm like, I don't want to record you so bad because he, like, just last night he was crying to his mom in his sleep.

Oh, my God. That's great. He's having nightmares, huh? He's got some stuff going on. Yeah, a lot. Oh, man. Well, love on him, okay? All right. You know what you need to do. Yeah. By the way, wouldn't that be amazing if all of a sudden you're doing it and the next thing you know he starts yelling and crying and all that stuff? I'd be like, holy crap. A little nutty.

I sleep in another kid's bedroom.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Yes, sir. Bye.

All right. We'll talk to you later.

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