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It is mojo in the morning. It was fun last night, getting a chance to kind of all go out as a show and hang out, had dinner, got a chance to celebrate Megan a little bit too. Megan is going to be Friday leaving us to go to the convent. Some people don't understand this. She is a devoted, lifelong Catholic, and after the death of the Pope, she has decided that she would like to devote her life to becoming Sister Megan.

You know, it's funny. I seriously considered becoming a nun at some point. Did you? Which I think would be shocking to some people to realize that I genuinely thought about becoming a nun.

I can see that. You and I have more in common than you think because, you know, I wanted to be a priest.

Well, my dad was shunned by his mother for months because my dad was the last of his large family. And they had father, I forget what his name was, over for dinner every single week. And my grandmother wanted a priest. Like, she wanted a priest. And when my father decided not to become a priest, she would not talk to him for months. Because she, like, he let her down by not having a priest in the family.

He would have been a great priest. Like, he would remind me of the TV priest.

You would have been a great priest. You think so? I always wanted to be a priest. I really do. Dude, my priest growing up went to high school with my dad. And so I heard about stories of them partying. And I was like, he can't be a priest. I've heard stories about you. He can't be a priest.

I was watching a story that was on Channel 7 here in town that there's a cardinal that's one of the cardinals that could be up for a pope that's a detroiter.

Really?

Yeah. Cardinal Joe, I think his name is. But he grew up as a detroiter. They've never had an American pope before, which would be wild if they did. But he looks like, honestly, he looks like Father Joe, you know what I mean? Like he was a big old dude. Joseph Tobin.

I used to live across the street from the diocese, and I saw priests every day. But I never saw them in their fun garb. It was always just the black and then the little white thing.

The collar, yeah. Well, I joke when I say that. Meghan is leaving. She is leaving and getting out of radio, and we'll explain more about that, I'm sure, this week. And then, of course, you'll get a chance to hear Megan say goodbye this week, Thursday and Friday on the show. But last night we went out and Megan had a little, what do they call it when Janet Jackson had her fashion? Slaffu? No, what was the fashion? No, they called it a fashion. Hopa? No, no, no, no. I'm going to just shut up. No, it was, oh, God, what the heck was it? It was when they had the nip slip. They called it something.

They called it a wardrobe malfunction. A wardrobe malfunction. Sorry, I was like, I'm a tip for my tongue. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I was way better, though.

Megan had a wardrobe malfunction last night.

Yes, and I was so mad about it. So I was getting clothes ready for last night because I knew I was going to change that the day. And you ever reach into like a drawer of clothes that you keep, Shannon, but like maybe you don't wear all the time? Like for me, it's tights. Yeah. Oh, gosh. I just have a weird section of my drawer that's tights and I saw one that looked brand new and I was like, well, those don't have runs in them. Grab those. Run. let's go. Well, I was getting ready in my car yesterday. I was changing in my car. Shout out to the bank across the street from me who definitely saw me in my bra. But as I was changing, I go, oh, these are why these are brand new.

I forgot I accidentally bought the child-sized tights and not the adult-sized tights. They're like this big. Yeah, but here's the thing. If you're a woman, you know I can get it around my legs. But when you pull it up, that gusset is just going to keep dropping lower and lower and lower down to your knees. And so as I was walking through the streets of downtown yesterday, I had to keep, like, dodging into Allie's way. Allie ways. There you go. Nailed it. You guys, I'm a professional talker. Thank you. And Remy the Ratatouille, he scurried by my feet by about three inches as I'm like elbows deep in my tights trying to yank them up. You ever pull them up so tight and you're like, if I can just tuck them into my bra, they'll stay up. No. Oh, okay. Apparently that's just me. I have never talked to my tights into my bra. Oh, you skinny bitch. Ever. Are you kidding me? No. You've never thought if I could just get these up here, they'll stay. No. is this a me thing i thought this was like universal girl world maybe it is and i'm just not a part of it i've never done that though new topic who tucked their tights into their bras is this just a me thing anyways so like as the night is progressing you can feel them slowly dropping and by the time i had gotten to the restaurant i could tell like the crotch of my tights were underneath my dress and that you could see them i was like trying to waddle my way into at this restaurant and I kept going to the bathroom to hike them back up because they kept falling down. And then at the very end, Bianca sorry, I didn't mean to shout, Bianca started making us run through the streets of downtown for photos and videos and I'm like, I can

feel these tights dropping to my knees. You know what? It must be something that you and I have a connection together. You tuck your tights in your bra? No, but I can't, I have a hard time keeping my pants up. Like, that's the hardest thing. And I wear belts and my belts are as tight as can be but what happens is it goes over my belly uh to stay up there or it goes to my belly stay up there then it cuts lower than my belly and then it starts slowing down and then I start getting like a droopy ass yeah where my pants could become droopy and then the worst feeling in the world happens to you where you feel like you have to go somewhere and pull them up and you're like constantly pulling them up you know what I I found I can't wear suits i have to wear suspenders like old-fashioned like suspenders sometimes do they make tight suspenders and try to make them look like hipster suspenders because i can't keep my

pants maybe they do don't they do but they're like sexy long yeah yeah yeah that's what i was

talking about yeah oh no the ones that you like clips by the way has anybody ever lost their pants like has anybody ever just walked and lost their pants and didn't realize they lost their pants because i always think that that's going to happen to me one day where i'm just going to like be walking down you know that's lose your pants my pants just like go down around my ankles i saw santa claus at 12 oaks mall in novi lose his pants he was walking he was going to the back you know that little long corridor that goes to like wherever it is the abyss at the mall and he was walking down that long corridor and i saw him he was going on break and the poor guy's pants fell down they're like santa your pants are down i got a question just for knowledge purposes what is a

gusset it's a nice way of saying like the crotch yeah oh okay the gusset you said i was like what is a gussy it's what old ladies used to say so in tights it's like reinforced there's like extra layers there and they always right yes i'm okay yeah what's up casey hi all right hi there i just

wanted to call in and support megan and say we definitely tuck our tights and our bra when it's

necessary okay i have i don't think my tights so you're you're talking and have you ever casey have you ever had tights just not be able to tuck like where they just didn't tuck and then you had

to constantly be pulling them up all the time yes and it's completely annoying and you don't want to walk around fidgeting with your clothes all day so when you need to you use like hats

just like tucking your tights in your bra yeah you have to park appropriate too like you can't park like at the longest distance from the front door because if you're going to walk yeah you're going to have to be doing tucking when you get inside that's that's you know you on the changing

in the car, too, Megan. Rock out. Do what you gotta do.

Get it done. Are there any listeners that have ever, that changed in their car and have ever gotten caught changing in their car? Like, because that's one, too, like, where you're always trying to...

I change my car all the time.

Yeah. I've changed in the car. What's up, Lisa? Hi.

Hi. Just wanted to mention that at my wedding, my pastor, his pants dropped and I got a picture of it and it's perfect. No way. Oh, that's epic.

That's awesome.

Yes. Yeah, I'll send it to you guys. It's amazing.

Look at your pastor with his pants down. Praise the Lord. Bless you. Bless you.

Yeah, I'm pulling him up.

That's funny. Poor guy. Send it to us. What's up, Shay? It's Mojo in the morning. What's going on?

Good morning, Mojo. I do not identify with...

my tights into my bra however I walk out of my pants all the damn time it's ridiculous I was doing yard work yesterday and I swear to god I was mooning the neighbors all day long I don't know what the heck it is

tuck your shorts into your bra babe

you know what

I don't wear one

we need onesies we all need to wear kids onesies like we did when we were babies

suspenders like Mork I'm about to go get some suspenders

Yeah, it's the worst. I don't know what it is. I'm telling you, I think for me it's because I got a little bit of a weight problem. But I think that might be a little bit of my pant issues.

I think your pants are falling because of your little bit of a weight problem in that you're losing so much weight.

Well, that's very kind of you. That's very kind of you. But even when I've had tight pants, they fall.

You know what it is? Our frog butts.

That's all. You're right.

A booty shelf will keep them up. That is true. A booty shelf. I've never had a booty shelf.

If we had asses, we'd keep our pants up.

We just look like frogs.

What's up, Claudia?

Oh, my goodness. Megan, you tucked what and where? My tights and my bra. And here's the worst part. I had to tighten up my bra. No, girl. Yeah, so that it stayed tight enough to keep it up.

No, baby. I'm a fat girl. And I'm going to tell you, we call it a faja. In Spanish, we call it a faja.

Yeah, but I tuck my faja into my bra. It's like a shapewear, but it's so insane. So ever since I lost my weight, I wear a faja almost every time. Girl, let me get it out.

Let me explain to the white people what faja is. Girl, it doesn't matter. I love you, but it doesn't matter. Girl. I would tuck my panties under my faja before I would ever tuck whatever. Girl, are you crazy?

Yeah.

No, you're crazy, baby. I love you, Megan.

Aw, sweetie.

Thank you.

Now I'm going to be saying Faha for the remainder of the day. What's up, Shelly? Hi.

Hey, how are you?

Good. What's going on?

So Megan needs to look at body types because I teach theater and I have danced my whole life. and they're they're basically dancers tights but they go all the way up and they have a strap that goes over your shoulder okay like i just googled these these are so scary it's not even funny

these feel claustrophobic and like you're in a murder like this this feels like a second skin

i don't like this no it's great because it holds everything and you don't have the line They stay up. They're amazing.

Are they kind of like a competitor to Spanx?

Yes, and they're also like a romper. I just know if I wore these out in public. But yes, but I'm going to have to get absolutely naked to pee in public.

Oh, that's the worst, isn't it? When you got to like take off your outfit and then have to get reassembled just because you had to pee. Victor, what's up?

Victor! Hey, you were talking about your pants, having an issue with your pants. Yeah. So I'm a bigger guy, too. So there's a belt that's actually designed for pistol carry, for self-carry.

Yeah.

It's called a Nex Belt, N-E-X-T.

Really?

It's ratcheting. Yeah, it's ratcheting. So I do construction.

And you wear this thing to keep your pants up and your gun up? I wear this thing. Okay. 100%.

Mojo does not know where any of those words were.

I have no idea, but I will look them up. I actually wear a belt, and I actually found it nice, too. It was made by G4, which is a company that does a lot of golf wear. And it's, it's honestly, it's a very flexible belt. It has, it has, uh, I can carry it over my fa-ha.

So this belt, this belt is a little more stiff.

Okay.

But it's ratcheting.

Ratcheting.

So when you cinch it down, yeah. So when you cinch it down, it doesn't release. It's so much so you don't tie it up a hole. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

You use a ratchet in a pickup truck.

I mean, it doesn't ratchet like a ratchet wrench. It's got like a gear in it, so you pull the belt tight.

What kind of belt is this?

It's locked.

Ratchet-ass balcony pee-ass. Like a chaftainy belt, man.

That's what it is, yeah.

You're going to space.

I'm going to actually get one of those things, and I'll never be able to have sex ever again.

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