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Bungo in the morning. You know, Kev, I haven't asked you at all today. How was the barbecue at Gerard's house over the weekend?

Well, I missed it, but I came and got leftovers yesterday. How did you miss it? You're all excited about it. That's what you're saying. I was very excited. His wife says that men don't communicate, and that's why I missed it. And maybe she's got a point. I text Gerard and said, I got $75, bro, and I'm going to bring some laughing gas, which is the way we like to call Kevin Hart's Grand Cormino alcohol. Like, let's take shots, let's laugh. That's basically what we say.

I was going to say, I thought it was really laughing gas.

Oh, no, no, no. We leave that to Kanye. That ain't our vibe. Have you ever tried laughing gas, by the way? No.

Oh, my God.

You've tried it? I have. Like, at the dentist.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, not just at, yeah, okay, yeah.

But I tried it, basically. I said to the dentist, I'm like, hey, you know, hook me up. Let's see what we got here.

I don't know if they're supposed to do that.

Huh? I don't know if that's the right thing to do. It's the back alley dentist that I go to. Oh, okay.

The one that does your molars. So, yeah, so I text Gerard. He's like, yeah. Now, we never confirmed the day that we were going to cook. So in my mind, when you cook out for Memorial Day, it's on Memorial Day. I even text the group chat with him and Chrissy, his wife, and said, y'all want me to bring water balloons? Because I was, like, in the mood to bring water balloons. She like, no, it's going to be too cold. But I said water balloons on Monday.

Yeah.

So in my mind, it's Monday. My mom texts me at like three or four on Saturday. Like, are you going to Gerard's? I'm like, yeah, tomorrow. She like, no, it's today. I'm like, man, she don't know what she's talking about. Like, I know what I'm talking about. Turns out it was on Sunday and not on Monday.

Wait, so he threw the barbecue for the holiday. the day before the holiday yeah so why so but why would he not because you were part of the

planning of having why were you not told about this i was just gonna bring the 75 i was in the laughing gas he texted me at seven o'clock that night like where you at and in my mind i was like i text him back i'm like i'm at the crib what's good and then i call them and i can hear all the music in the background all the people talking i'm like it's tonight he's like yeah it's tonight I'm like, we never talked about that. Why are you throwing a Memorial Day function not on Memorial Day? That just seems weird to me. And their logic was you turn up on Sunday so you don't have to go to work on Monday.

I get that. I like that.

I never thought about that.

But why did he not tell you, though? He didn't want you there, did he?

He thought it was just, shut up. He thought, I guess, it was just common knowledge or something.

He assumed that you knew, and you assumed that it was happening yesterday.

Call him. Let's call him.

All right, for sure.

Gerard didn't want you there. Maybe he thought that you were. I'm not going to bring enough laughing gas for everybody.

That's not the case. They only sell one big bottle. That's the biggest.

Maybe he thought that you were still a pescatarian.

I eat all the meats, Paul.

And that he was going to have to make that one piece of sandwich.

like he had to do last couple years he did make some salmon burgers for me though i got those last night he'll make you take them too because he's like you're the only person to eat yeah he won't

make sure you take them salmon by the way we i think it was lat was it last year that we had the conversation or was it a year ago uh over a year ago that you when you throw a party for kevin you have to make one separate meal for him back when he was actually not eating meat here he go can we dial him on our phone line here

you literally say it, you call him Gerard Gerard

I can't hear him at all

say it again bro

Gerard can I call you on your phone, it sounds like crap

alright I'm going to text him

just hand me the phone let me just see what the number looks like

you're not going to see the number, he's going to see his name

can you plug in the phone? No, I can't. I'm going to just text you. Our new phone line stinks.

We can't do that anymore. Here, call that first one, the one that say mobile up top. You need your readers? You're squinting.

No, I'm not. Two for eight. I need my readers. Listen to you. What do you think I am?

I told you to get lazy. Two for eight. I ain't going to say all of them.

Just say his number here. Call for a good time. All right, I got it right here. All right, hold on a second. Give me the phone. Just say it, I got it.

Oh, my God, you guys. Yeah, this is why I do these things.

What is this? The topic here is men don't know how to communicate. This is proof positive, by the way, that we don't know how to communicate. There we go. Hello? Gerard, your friend is throwing you under the bus saying that you don't, that you didn't invite him to the party or the barbecue for the right day.

Yeah, well, good morning, Mojo family. How we doing? Good morning.

We're good. So how did Kev not know that the barbecue was on Sunday, not Monday?

So Kev doesn't listen too well. I don't know if you guys have learned that. But anyway, so I got a text from Kev saying, can we have a water balloon fight on Monday? and i said that's random and he said monday is the holiday i said uh no no water balloon fights on monday and i'm thinking that he knows that the barbecue is on sunday so yeah i thought you knew because i spoke to you like previously about coming over my wife christina talked to you and told you about coming over and somehow he missed the entire day we had a bunch of people over the food was crazy we had steaks burgers dog anything you could think of we had it i text kevin like where are you he's like uh the crib is too good right now i said what no you know what

that man i'm not coming over i don't feel like being over that's not what happened and he's

blaming it now on you look listen he said where he said where you at at 5 45 i think we might have I talked on the phone after that. Then I was like, the crib was good.

What time did the barbecue start at if this is 545?

Exactly.

No, what time did the barbecue start?

Oh, it started at like 435.

Okay, so it wasn't too far after that. I thought maybe it was like a noon barbecue or want to go to barbecue.

You didn't end up showing up. Because we talked on the phone at like 7. The Knicks was about to play at 8. At that point, I was already on the couch chilling. My mindset was already I'm good where I'm at. So I wasn't about to leave and, you know what I'm saying, go out there.

But the way he texted me, the crib, what did you say?

I said the crib was good, but I spelled it like G-O-O-O.

So I thought it was cold for, like, I got company over here. Yes. That's what I thought.

Oh, okay.

So my response was like, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, understood.

Yeah. Hey, quick question, Gerard. how does uh your wife like it if kev were to bring any of these random ladies over does does she because chelsea gets all worked up when my single friends will bring over a girl that is not committed in a relationship with them you know what i really i think she'll give them like

the third degree but after a while you know my wife is like hard shells soft inside yeah so you You know, she'll only put up the tough guy act for like 30 minutes. Yeah. And she'll be like, hey, let's have a drink. Like, you know.

And then it's okay.

Side o'clock. Yeah, side o'clock.

Does she ever make or pass judgment on any of Kev's or any of your other single guys, girls? Like, will she speak up and be like a big sister?

Yeah, after they leave, it's like, I can't believe she had.

that on her you know hey does it crazy you know does it ever get you in trouble like it gets me in trouble because chelsea will say so what do you think like she'll do something like this not specifically with kevin but so what'd you think kevin's girl i'm like oh i like her and she'll go well i don't and then i go well i don't like her either like you know i had to switch up

a few times i had to switch up for sure yeah see i don't i don't bring people around like that though you wait until you're in a relationship yeah i never we're not even that it's got to be

like serious serious you don't want your guy friends to see what these girls are about all about like you they don't need to know it's not like a car like when you get a new car and you

want to show it off no i ain't in the business he's kind of secretive about his his affairs that's when he pops out he pops out because he's got to be real bro we're not pulling just anybody

around the family like that see that's amazing because i if i was a single guy and i was with as many girls as you have been.

Oh, my God.

I would want my guy friends to see this, especially the guy friends that are like me and Gerard, where we are, you know, we're all married guys.

Y'all got enough to worry about. Sometimes we like to live vicariously, kids. Gerard. Sometimes you got to humor.

I think guys need to be careful when they say stuff like that, by the way, Gerard.

What do you mean?

We're living vicariously? Yes. Really? Yeah, because that makes me go, oh, so you're bored and you just want to. We're not, no, we're not like, we're just, we're not dead.

You know what it's like, Gerard? It's like when your buddy gets a new putter. You know what I mean? Exactly.

Oh, yeah. You better be real careful, my friend.

These females like putters.

See what I mean?

It's like, hey, did you hear? I just got the new Titleist driver, the T, whatever the heck, one or five or whatever. It's like, oh, this is kind of cool, you know? Yeah, let's see it. Hit it. Let's let you watch it. Pull it out of the bag. I want to see what the head cover looks like. Nasty work. Hold on a second. Ronnie wants to make a comment. What's up, Ronnie? How you doing?

Hey, Mojo. Long time, long time. Hey. Hey, Ronnie. Hey, what the hell did you do to your shoulder anyway? Where have you been, Ronnie?

I fell downstairs, Ronnie.

It's all about a long time. Oh, man.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm with Kevin on this, man. It's kind of like, you know, I go to get invited to parties and stuff, and I don't know the people, but I'll bring a potluck something or other, you know. I'm not eating Ronnie's. Hey, Kevin's right on this one.

What is he right on? I don't understand what he's right or wrong on. We're not even talking about right or wrong.

Because you're going to a party and you're already aware who it's for. Yeah. So even though you don't know him, you might as well throw him a little something, you know? No.

Ronnie, I don't know where you're at. You must have gotten into the conversation in the middle. We're talking about Gerard threw a barbecue and Kevin wasn't paying attention to him when he was noticing that it was on Sunday and not Monday. And then we started talking about Kevin bringing random girls to guys' parties. You know what I mean? That's what we talked about, Ronnie. I don't know where you're coming from.

Well, I'm watching a mojo in the morning right now. Maybe it's old. I don't know. I'm sitting in my car watching a mojo in the morning. You got a sling on your shoulder. Kev's there in a jacket. Yeah.

You watching the live right now. He's on the live. He's paying attention.

I think Ronnie, your girl.

Ronnie. We lost Gerard. Gerard just hung up the phone. Gerard just gave up. He's like, enough already. I don't want to have to deal with this stuff. Ronnie. Quick question, Ronnie. Are you a married or single guy?

You already know. Remember? I'm the one that's married to the Filipina. Filipina.

Oh, I didn't know that happens. Ronnie, do you like when your single friends bring their girls around your Filipino wife?

Filipina. You know what? It doesn't bother me at all because neither one of us are the jealous type. I'll be at the mall and I'll check some girl out walking by and I'm like, damn, she's got a nice butt. My wife will say, yeah, she does. You know.

that's good buddy that's a healthy relationship that you guys are that good shannon thinks it's not good for guys that are married to live vicariously say to say they're living vicariously through their single friends do you ever live vicariously

through some of your single friends?

I would say, yeah.

That's right.

What are you doing in the parking lot watching this online? I'm sitting outside of Planet Fitness. I just got out of there. Oh, nice job.

What did you do today? What kind of workout?

Today, I just went in for the massage chair.

That's my kind of guy. That's my kind of guy. I go in, I go to the Blackheart Spa, just sit in the chair, and I pretend like I actually got a workout. That's the best.

Yeah, yeah. I tried a new healthy thingy yesterday where I was going to attempt to do a fast, and that's not working out too well because I have no energy. I'm like, I can't think straight. What was it?

Wait, what was it that made you give up the fast? Was it, like, leftover pizza or something in the fridge, or what was it?

Yeah, I'm starting to get a headache, and I'm hungry as hell, and I've never done this before, yeah. Oh, I can't tell you that. All right. I'm sorry. No, you can say that. That's okay.

All right, well, Rodney, fasts aren't good for you, man. At this point in your life, life's too short.

Yeah, it's going to be tough to try to go without food. that's uh i've never done that that's something but hey i um uh i'm against you kevin on the other thing which was the ride forcing your kid on the ride okay so go back to the

no this is good though i love that you've been listening hey recaps with ronnie Recap. We got to do it. Ronnie, say, listen to Mojo in the morning on the iHeartRadio app podcast. See you, guys. All right, take care of yourself. Unreal.

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