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Middle of the Night Sex
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Middle of the Night Sex

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April 7, 2025 | 00:15:21 | Leisure

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May 21st all right it's Mojo in the morning show so this weekend in Chelsea hates when I talk about stuff like this but Chelsea I'm going to keep it very clean because it was very clean this weekend I completely mistook something so we had a long day on Friday it was literally one of the longest days ever I went home and passed out because we were out broadcasting in the morning and I was exhausted. Then that night we went out to dinner with a couple of couples and I drank a little bit at dinner. So by the time that I got home on, on Friday night, I passed out. Like I had not fallen asleep that fast in a long time and I can fall asleep fast, believe me. Um, so, you know, we fall asleep on, uh, on Friday night and I wake up because I had slept earlier in the night in the middle of the night. And, and I don't even know what the time was until after this whole event happened so i'm in bed and i noticed that chelsea's kind of making noises and she's laying next to me in bed and the noises sounded like good noises like like i'm not gonna ask you to recreate because that's embarrassing it sounded like it sounded like she was happy that i was up and not that she wished that i was dead noises like that you know like not those kind of noises not that but she made it she made a noise and then i'm like oh okay and so i kind of like moved over my hand and started touching her and i kind of like started rubbing on her leg and stuff and she's got very nice legs and i'm touching i'm touching and she's kind of making a little more noises i'm going she's liking this she's liking that i'm touching her and i thought to myself oh my god i might have a chance for middle of the night sex we never have middle of the night sex it never happens you ever have middle of the night sex that's like our most popular time is it of course it is you guys seriously you guys always are having sex middle of the night sex does not happen usually in our relationship so i'm thinking there's a chance i'm going to get middle of the night sex and i go over and lean over and all of a sudden when i leaned over i realized she was not sleeping or she was not awake she was sleeping she goes oh she was dreaming god she was first off not dreaming she was having a nightmare like she literally had a nightmare and it was about a big hairy guy named mojo no no she was she was having like these she was making like some noise and she had some kind of like oh i you woke me up i don't know stuff like I'm thinking to myself, oh, my God, I got completely misguided by the noises that I was hearing. Like, I thought she was really excited about me touching her. And I thought to myself, oh, my God, I'll never wash this hand ever again. You know what I mean? I thought to myself this was like a special touch.

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And all I kept thinking to myself was, this is unbelievable. And she goes, what time is it? I lean over the clock, and the clock is 1.48. because we had fallen asleep at probably I think we got home from being out at maybe 10 30 or something like that and I'm telling you I was in bed sleeping by 10 31 yeah I that's how fast I fell asleep so for the few hours that I was sleeping I got such good sleep for that few hours that I was rearing and ready to go yeah man you could have cuddled her after she you know woke up all alarmed at that point right there she's like you know she's upset because now she can't go But if Chelsea wakes up in the middle of the night, she's up all, she does not fall asleep again. So it's not like it's going to happen. So I'm very good. And I'll tell you this. I am extremely good about making sure that I anticipate my alarms. Like I don't want to wake her up in the morning. I've been really good about like I'll get up, my alarm goes off at 3.30. I'll wake up at 3.29 and turn my alarm off and be fully awake and get up out of bed. it is unbelievable how my body clock is like tells me that stuff so let's go back to middle of the night sex because we don't have it at all does middle of the night sex though ever ruin your sleep or does it is it something that you're like into like do you so for us it does not ruin my

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sleep uh most of the time because what will usually happen with us is we will both go to bed especially lately since wes has started his new job we will be so exhausted when we get into bed will fall asleep, you know, watching a show or something, but we'll either he will set an alarm and he'll say, Hey, let's get in a few hours of sleep. And then I'll set my alarm, which I'm always down for, or we both just will wake up and one of us will wake up the other. And usually I

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can go right back to sleep. But you can't just wake up the other because that's a very selfish thing to do. You're selfishly waking that person up from what could be their best sleep ever.

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for sure i think that we've both acknowledged that nine and a half times out of ten we're down

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we're gonna be down for it yeah but but what happens if you wake up the other and the other was having the greatest sleep ever like i i monitor my sleep i've got the aura ring and i can see like where my sleep is yeah and if i in in there are times like we chelsea and i monitor our sleep scores like the next this just shows you our relationship the next morning it's like what'd get i got a 70 what did you get oh i got a you know an 80 i'm like oh my sleep is always crappy during the week so it doesn't matter once you put on an aura ring you know what ends up happening you don't have middle of the night sex because all you're doing is you're focused on yeah i want to i want to have good sleep because nobody gets good sleep these days i don't know i feel like

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anytime that i've been woken up or had middle of the night sex it makes the next sleep that much better really yeah like when you go back you know women can't feel more relaxed it's like oh yeah this is it's kind of like you know like when you eat and you're on a full stomach but you just need like something sweet or it's like that one extra thing that you have that really just really yeah

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i always feel like speaking of that i always feel like if i drink before i go to bed or eat before i go to bed i not cannot sleep i have a horrible night's sleep but here's a here's another question i wanted to throw out there with this has anybody ever woken or woken has anybody ever um tried to have middle of the night sex with somebody had sex in the middle of the night and their spouse stayed asleep the entire time oh god or didn't remember them or didn't remember the next morning because that to me would be freaky stuff that's not like a ditty party that's what i'm thinking yeah yeah but there are people that have sleep sex did you know that no There are people that literally have sleep sex, like sleepwalk, sleep, eat, sleep, sex. Yeah. Like they have consensual sleep sex. And when I say consensual, it's not really consensual. You're sleeping, but they're in relationships where they know, oh yeah, I've had sex in the middle of the night.

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Are they just laying down or they are full participants?

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Some people, I don't know. Call us up and tell us what, if this has ever happened to you, but I've seen these stories before. I don't know what it was I was watching, but I was watching something about sleep and And they were talking about how people have narcolepsy so bad sometimes that they will sleep through the sex. But they'll do the whole act and be great. What? Yeah. And they'll actually be really good at it. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500.

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Only bad thing about middle-of-the-night sex to me is not that I worry about going back to sleep. It's that you can't brush your teeth before you do it or else you kill the mood. So you are both acknowledging that you're probably going to have bad breath.

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Chelsea worries about her breath in the morning. Oh, I am.

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I am so self-conscious about my breath.

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To me, it's like your breath is fine. Mine's not fine. Really? No. You have bad morning breath? Yeah. Does Wes ever tell you that your breath is? Oh, yeah. Does he? Yeah. Wes, not a good idea. I like it.

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He'll say your breath smells like poop.

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Yeah. What's going on, Michelle? How you doing?

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Good morning. Well, I'm a notorious sleepwalker. I do it all the time. um so when i used to work midnight i used to i used to um have sex while i was sleeping and not realize it and i knew when my underwear were on the floor in the morning oh my god it's weird

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too because i you can never tell your guy that because if you do he does feel like he just

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violated you or or was no my my husband knows i just that's wild that's just how i am what

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What happens if you're better sexually when you're sleeping than you are when you're awake?

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I wouldn't want to know that.

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I know. Don't say it. Don't tell the person. Initial A wants to be voice disguised. Hi, A. Hello.

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Hi.

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Hi. You're being voice disguised. What's going on?

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hi i just wanted to comment that um i had an ex that would wake me up in the middle of the night and we would full-on have intercourse in the morning do me a favor stop hey stop stop for

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one second you take us off bluetooth because your bluetooth makes it hard to understand your voice disguise is it better now yeah oh my gosh much better so tell it you see okay so you had

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an ex you said and then finish from there yeah so i had an ex and uh we had been dating for years um so we didn't use protection and so when he would wake me up in the middle of the night and we would do the deed i would wake him up in the morning afterwards and be like okay well we should probably go get a plan b or something and he would be so dumbfounded and be like what do you mean

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He didn't remember having sex with you?

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Nope, not at all.

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Oh, my God. This is crazy. Wow. So he was sleeping the entire time that he was having sex?

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The entire time, and he would be the one to initiate it.

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So was he better asleep or awake? Which one was the better guy you got?

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Well, let's just say I'm a lesbian now. Oh, my God. I did not expect that to be the end of this story.

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He wasn't good either way, you're saying, pretty much, huh? Yeah. Oh, no. Let's do it. Wow. That's good. Play all different teams. Yeah. By the way, don't ever tell me that that's the case after the fact. That would ruin me. What's up, Destiny? Hi, Destiny. Oh, I'm sorry, Nicole. I picked up the wrong nine. Nicole, you there?

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Hello?

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Hey, what's up?

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uh first time long time what's going on nicole well i listen to you guys every morning and this is awesome that i actually got on but um yeah my husband always wanted me to um try having sex with him when he's sleeping and then when i did um he doesn't remember any of it he was sleeping the whole time i noticed that his lips were kind of but i try to kiss him his lips you

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know when they're asleep and they're but he was doing the act though like he was actually in involved in it or were you having to do all the work i had to do all the work but i thought he

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was awake and then he never remembered the next day so oh goodness do you feel bad about it i mean

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like or no i don't you know what's amazing about the whole deal is if this guy's having like narcolepsy sleeping sex or whatever it is like if he's having that and doing it you don't have to talk he doesn't say any dumb things right exactly that's you know what i think this might be a plus for some people destiny what's going on you would have sleep sex with your boyfriend

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well okay so it's not like it wasn't planned so i fun fact i have narcolepsy okay and it doesn't sound very fun but yeah it's it's not but so i was in a clinical trial where i was taking this medication and it made me feel higher than high well i guess one night i started acting on him and so we did it i don't remember a single thing of it oh my god that's scary that's that is wild

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but you were going through all the motions yeah yep was it was it was it just intercourse or were

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you doing other things too to him probably just intercourse i i don't remember it but he's like what we talk about he goes it was just weird like that you don't remember it like i feel like

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it's wild because that's not right if your partner normally doesn't like to do certain things but they only do it when they're sleeping you know what i mean

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like yeah that's crazy oh my god by the way where what is the weirdest situation you've ever fallen

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asleep in um probably sitting and talking to friends okay and i do that too and i don't have

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but you but you actually tired were you coherently conversa having conversation with them

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yeah and then i just pass out and they don't know what to do because they're like do i call i'm like no it's not a big deal i just need it i just need a quick nap yeah do you drive That's crazy. I do. I'm actually driving right now. I do. Yeah.

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You're not going to fall asleep while we're talking, do you, are you?

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No. I just can't drive at night or long distances.

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I could see. Yeah. You'd fall asleep. Man, it's scary. This is like the weirdest, because I feel weird even grabbing this thing. It says Megan's her name, and then underneath it describes the call. It says, I sleep while my boyfriend has sex with me. I'm too tired. That just sounds weird to me, Megan.

00:15:57 - 00:16:29 | Speaker 9:

Really? First time, long time. Hey, thank you for calling. Okay, so it's not like all the time. It's not like, you know, I work third shift. He works mornings. So when I get home, I'm pretty much sleeping and he's getting up for work. Don't wake me up because I'm the type. If I wake up in the middle of the night, I'm up. I can't go back to sleep. I'm the same way. So he will, you know, take my pants off, do what he got to do, put my stuff back on and then I wake up like, did you? And he's like, yeah.

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I'm like, oh, okay. I would not. I don't know how he does that. That would feel very... Rapey. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know who it is, so it's not for me. It's not that way. And I know it's not that, but

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he knows he's got permission.

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I know, but still, that also wouldn't turn me on to not have interaction from the other side. It's like you're a sex doll. Literally.

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I never said it was for me, darling. It's not for me.

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Yeah. So does he ask?

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I'm saying on his end, from his perspective. I know it's him. He's like, oh, he's happy. He's like, thank you for that, baby. I'm like, oh, you're welcome.

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Do you ever get sexual pleasure out of it, though? Like, do you ever get off?

00:17:12 - 00:17:21 | Speaker 9:

I ain't gonna lie. Sometimes I wake up sporadically, and I'm like, oh, okay, okay. All right, yeah, let's go. Oh, my God. And then I act like I'm sleeping, though, so he doesn't.

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How often does he do this?

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Probably like twice a week, once a week.

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Okay, this is a weird one. By the way, this is going to be the call. It just seems weird. It does seem weird.

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It works for her.

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This is going to be the police are going to be calling us out asking for this audio. All right, Megan, thank you for the call.

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All right, y'all have a great day. You too.

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All right, take care of yourself.

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Good night.

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Bye.

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