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Mike Bolted For Ice Cream
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Mike Bolted For Ice Cream

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March 10, 2023 | 00:08:15 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning, Joe. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. A lot of stuff coming up. Phone scams, the dirty, some good prizes to give away. It's Friday morning, which means that we'll have the throwbacks and the throwback throwdown coming up for you this morning here on the show. If you've got a good request, either for me to play or even to try to stump these guys with, you can personally text me at 95500. zero uh mike uh is one of those guys that uh you're always there you know compassionate kind sweet unless food is involved and then if there's something that's involved when it comes to food then then it's kind of like a an add moment for you you look over there will you tell the story of what you did yesterday when you went to go look at did you have a a niece or a nephew yes

00:02:07 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, yeah, a niece. A niece.

00:02:09 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 5:

Yep. Is this Allie's sister?

00:02:11 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 7:

Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Congratulations, Danny. They had a little baby girl, Evelyn. It's an adorable little baby. And first off, I don't think I'm in the wrong here. But we went to the hospital. We went to Spectrum. Let's call it Corwell Health now, I guess. But we went there, and we go to visit the baby, and the whole room is packed with people. So I'm like, okay, we get there. I say congratulations to the parents, and I say hi to everybody. And then I'm like, well, I'm not going to get to hold the baby for a minute. So I remember that at, like, Helen DeVos, they have this little hidden ice cream place, like, right in the corner when you walk in. So I'm like, I'm going to sneak away. I'm going to go get some ice cream, and then I'll come back and hold the baby. And so I go to walk out the door, and Allie stops me, and she goes, where are you going? I was like, I'm going to get some ice cream. I'm going to get the kids some ice cream. And I was like, really, it's for me. But I'm going to get the kids ice cream. and they're like she's like she's like no you're not you can't go get ice cream now i'm like why she's like you haven't held the baby yet i said well i'm gonna hold the baby i can't wait to hold the baby i'm excited to be here to hold the baby and meet the baby but i'm not gonna get to for like a half an hour like like why not go get some ice cream and then come back and while i'm waiting in line i have some ice cream and then i'll hold the baby she was like adamant that i could not leave that room until i held the baby what flavor ice cream uh it was a chocolate uh something with

00:03:36 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 5:

peanuts in it i don't even know so you did go so you actually did yes well yes it does make a

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difference he wanted to know if i really got it or not yeah that's exactly i wanted to know if he

00:03:47 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 5:

actually got it but also it does make a difference too on the ice cream so it's ice cream i mean listen you can always there's always time for a baby and i can i ask you get the baby what's the What's the obsession with wanting to hold a baby?

00:04:00 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 4:

The smell, that squishiness.

00:04:03 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 5:

Why do people feel like you have to hold the baby? That's why you're there. You're there to hold the baby.

00:04:08 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 2:

You don't have to hold the baby.

00:04:09 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

A baby is exciting, right, Spike, for the person having the baby. It's not exciting for everybody else.

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Yes. I'll come look at the baby. I'll high-five you. Hey, good job. You did a baby.

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But that's it.

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Like, I don't need to hold the baby.

00:04:21 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 4:

I don't even think you need to hold the baby. Some people are terrified of holding babies. It makes them super nervous, but I am siding with your beautiful wife here. You still got to be in the room to hang for that celebratory moment, this occasion with your family. But I'm coming back. You can get ice cream on the way out.

00:04:40 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 7:

No, no, no. On the way out? No way. No, because then I got to try to eat ice cream in the car. I'm not going to eat ice cream in the car.

00:04:46 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, I don't know. The whole baby process, and Mike, don't be offended by this, but I'll do the same with your baby. with your baby it will be we'll drop off, Chelsea and I will bring a gift and then Chelsea will want to just she'll want to kidnap the baby women want to kid women want the baby the guy all the guy wants to do is see mike's new television like you know what i mean isn't it interesting like whenever you go to somebody's house like to see a baby i get more excited over the guy's electronics or you know something that he's got in his house that's cool you know because we need our baby fix that's what

00:05:21 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 6:

it is like we want our baby fix and so holding the baby is is important i've never understood this

00:05:27 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. I've never. Megan, you say F them babies. I don't believe you.

00:05:31 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 1:

I love babies. You know what? Somebody said to me the other day. They were like, you don't hate babies. You hate parents. And that is true. I love babies because I don't want any kids. So for me to be able to hold one and love them, especially when they're like fresh. Fresh. Freshies. They're still wrinkly. So you like to smell.

00:05:56 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 5:

What is it? The oil? It's the pheromones, man.

00:06:00 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 1:

The thing that tells you to make sure you keep it alive. Those are some good pheromones.

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Now imagine those pheromones with a nice bowl of chocolate chocolate.

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You get a bowl, not even a cone?

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No, I don't get a cone. No, no, no. I get a little cup.

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You get a cup. Just a little cup.

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So it would have been totally fine for you to be in the car eating the ice cream. It's a cup.

00:06:22 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 5:

By the way, can I tell you that when we had, I think it was Jacob. It was our middle son. I was at the cafeteria getting food. For some reason, I'm obsessed with hospital cafeteria food. By the way, how is the food at Corwell Health, which I'm thrown off by that because in Detroit, we now have Beaumont is now called that same thing, Corwell Health, too.

00:06:45 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 4:

I just switched it here. I'm just seeing billboards on the way in this morning. I didn't even know that until this morning.

00:06:51 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 5:

They should, by the way, billboard the ice cream if the ice cream is that good at that hospital.

00:06:56 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, well, it's right outside of Helen DeVos Children's Hospital. So when you're walking in or whatever, it wasn't even in the area we were at. I had to walk over to it, but I knew it was there because everybody had told me the ice cream is good. I don't know how the food is. The food's okay. The food's decent, but the ice cream is really good.

00:07:13 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 5:

By the way, this is the reason why they do Sip and Seas. They make you drink at these things whenever you're going to go see a new baby because people don't want to sit there and just be looking at a new baby, guys. Mike, can you do ice cream? Is there, like, Scoop and Seas or something like that?

00:07:28 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 4:

Well, how great would that be if you got there and, like, you don't get to hold the baby right now, but you get to have some ice cream?

00:07:32 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 1:

Actually, Scoop and Seas are really cute.

00:07:34 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 5:

Somebody use that. Yeah, that is actually a really good idea. Now, this is pretty wild. I didn't know this, that Allie's sister is also having or had a baby. So there's going to be some, I don't know, maybe baby battles going on there in the family, like whose baby can get more attention by grandma or, you know, what are your thoughts on that?

00:08:02 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 4:

Well, normally I would say maybe there would be, but we're on our third and she's on our first. So this is her first baby. So that baby kind of gets more attention, which is okay, which is fine.

00:08:12 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 5:

Are you going to be okay with that, though? You're not going to be okay with that. Just give me ice cream and I will be fine with that. Well, you got a few months now, right? So you're due in June. Yes. That baby's beauty will wear off in a couple of months. The baby will be old news by then. And then the new baby shows up. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning Show.

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