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Mike Can't Take a Normal Picture
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Mike Can't Take a Normal Picture

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April 26, 2023 | 00:08:51 | Leisure

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00:02:01 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 7:

The other thing I wanted to bring up before we end today is, have you guys noticed that Mike cannot take a picture to save his life lately? There's something about, I'm joking, Mike. Mike talked about this with us off the air, and I'm like, we got to talk about this on the air and then have people go, look, we posted a picture of you yesterday, which, by the way, got a lot of rave reviews on how beautiful Milo is and how he's gotten so big, your son. And then I'm looking at the picture of you, Mike, and for some reason lately you have this awkward smile thing going on.

00:02:39 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 6:

Well, I'm awkward as it is, but when it comes to posing for a picture, go look at when Green Flame Tequila was there, too. Okay. Go look at that picture. Back from Friday? Yeah, yeah. Look at my dumb face in that picture.

00:02:52 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so I noticed that when it got posted, and I thought, it's like you're blinking, though. That's not the face you're making, is it?

00:03:00 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 6:

Okay. Then we posed for family pictures. I don't think so. I don't know. This is the problem is, like, every picture that pops up of me. and it's not just what we posted like i went and got family pictures and they sent us back the proofs of them or whatever and every almost every picture i would say 90 of the pictures i'm like that's not my face that's not what i look like and it's me making some dumb stupid smile because i don't know how to pose for a picture like if i just sat there normal i think i'd be fine but i always do that thing where i try to smile and then i'm like no i shouldn't smile maybe i should have a natural smile so then i try to like mid like mid picture i'm trying to make another face and My face just looks dumb. It looks awkward. It looks weird.

00:03:38 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 7:

Posing pictures, I can't figure out how to do it either. Like, I like candid stuff better.

00:03:44 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 6:

Same. Same. I think I would get a better smile. Like, even in the ones that we post.

00:03:50 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 2:

You look good in the one where Mojo's sleeping on your back.

00:03:54 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 6:

Because my eyes are closed and I'm not doing anything. I know.

00:03:58 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 2:

I'm just trying to give you a compliment.

00:04:00 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 7:

The worst thing is, do you ever have somebody do this? You ever say to somebody, hey, will you take a picture for me and say, take a bunch of them because I want to find out, you know, I want to pick one that's good.

00:04:10 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 2:

And they take two.

00:04:11 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 7:

Well, no, they'll take a bunch, Shannon, but guess what they do? They always take it at the time that you have your eyes closed or an awkward look on your face. Like I'm trying to actually have a good picture and that happens. So I have done what Megan has said to do numerous times. Now I'm actually telling people just to videotape me.

00:04:29 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 3:

I'm telling you.

00:04:30 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 7:

So videotape me just having a conversation, just videotape, and then I will screenshot a picture off of that videotape.

00:04:36 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 3:

It is the key to all of my photos. Every single photo on Instagram that you see where I'm clearly like by myself posing, that's a still from a video, every single one.

00:04:46 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 7:

So you actually, if you're doing a selfie, so to speak, you just have the camera rolling and it's just you there in front of the camera.

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Remember the other day I was sitting in that weird room at work and I had sent you guys all those photos or whatever. There's five of them. Yes. I shouldn't send you.

00:05:00 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 4:

but I'll try to find if I kept it. That came from like a four minute video. Okay, you have to teach me how to do this because I tried after you first told us about this little secret and I feel like everything was blurry when I tried to stop it.

00:05:12 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 2:

Okay, so when you go into your camera and you actually like open it up,

00:05:15 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 4:

it'll tell you,

00:05:16 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 2:

it'll, okay, hold on. No, it's not gonna work. Oh, well, because I'm not in videos. So if I go to video, in the upper right hand corner, it says 4K or HD, put it to 4K and then put it to 60 instead of 24, 30 or 60. And that'll help it.

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 4:

I usually do that.

00:05:32 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 2:

High res, self, and you get to use your front camera with high quality. So you can still see yourself in pose. If you want high, high quality, do it on the rear-facing camera, but then you can't see yourself.

00:05:43 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 1:

I know that, yeah. This is all good tips. Yeah, it is. Jen, what's going on?

00:05:48 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 4:

I think you guys are looking too hard at the pictures. I don't even like white guys, and I think he looks good.

00:05:53 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 1:

I am.

00:05:54 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 4:

I'm not white.

00:05:54 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 1:

Well, you know what? Mike's not white. He's not white. He is Latinx. Well, I'm half. I guess I'm half white.

00:06:01 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 4:

He's not mocha.

00:06:04 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 1:

Here's the thing. That's how bad his picture is. His mocha-ness goes away when he takes the picture. That's my white guy side. That's my white guy side. You know what's interesting? So, Jen, you actually are calling up and complimenting that you think Mike's not as ugly as Mike thinks he is. Right. Yeah, that's actually nice. See that? It's just awkward. It's just awkward. It's not whether I look good or not. It's just awkward.

00:06:32 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 4:

Even the look on your face isn't bad, though. Like, you look fine.

00:06:35 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 1:

There is something about, though, posing for pictures lately. I do the same Mike's smile thing. And I call it a little kid smile. And I bet you Milo does this, too. You know how little kids do, like, the cheesy smile? It's cheesy smile.

00:06:51 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 4:

Like, it's not natural. But it's very joyful. Like, when I see a picture of you making that smile, it makes me smile.

00:06:57 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 1:

Yeah.

00:06:58 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

I always laugh when I smile, so it looks like I'm about to eat you in most of my pictures.

00:07:04 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 1:

You look like you're having fun in every picture.

00:07:06 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 4:

I mean, for the most part, I am, but there are some when I'm not.

00:07:10 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 1:

My favorite, though, is when you'll do that whole thing, and your kids are not smiling at all. So you're smiling away, and your kids aren't smiling, and I'm going, I know she's either faking the smile or she's laughing because she just did something really mean to her kids.

00:07:26 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 4:

No, usually to get them to laugh, I say, like, disgusting things, and sometimes they're just disgusted, and I'm laughing at myself.

00:07:33 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 1:

Because there are times where you can't be overly happy in the picture when everybody else is kind of, like, mundanely happy.

00:07:40 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, no, I agree with you.

00:07:42 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 1:

Jen, thank you so much for calling. We appreciate you for that.

00:07:46 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 3:

You guys have a great day.

00:07:47 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 1:

All right, you take care of yourself. God, this week is dragged, hasn't it? Yes, I agree with you. It's the weather, too. I think, you know what it is? I wake up and I go out. And, like, right now, all right? I mean, I wouldn't call that sunshine. Some people are texting going, hey, I think I see the sun. There's no sun there. It's still cloudy and it's dreary and it's cold.

00:08:08 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 3:

I know.

00:08:08 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 1:

And I'm done with this. What's up, Roy? Hi.

00:08:12 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 3:

Hey, so if you guys have an iPhone, you can actually take a live photo. And you can actually move the bar when you go to edit and select which part of the photo looks the best.

00:08:24 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 1:

Okay. Yeah. So, yeah.

00:08:27 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 4:

It's kind of what Megan's saying, but you're just saying the live photo. She's saying video, so it's just more to choose from.

00:08:32 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 3:

If you take an actual photo without doing the video, you can just select which scene looks the best and then go from there, which might be a little easier.

00:08:40 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 1:

What if I'm making that stupid face in every single part of that picture? Then what do I do?

00:08:45 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 3:

Take another one. Yeah.

00:08:47 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 2:

I need you to go back and watch a very problematic show, Mike. It's called America's Next Top Model. Now, ignore all of the weird things that they used to do and actually take the posing pointers from Tyra Banks. All right.

00:09:01 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

Roy, you sound like a good-looking man that takes all good-looking pictures.

00:09:05 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 3:

Hey, I work for FedEx. We now have to take pictures of packages, so I kind of turn into a professional.

00:09:12 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 1:

Wait, so you take a picture of the package. Do you ever do this? Do you ever put yourself in the picture with the package to say hello to whoever the person is?

00:09:19 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Now, if we meet the customer, we have to take a picture. So, a lot of my customers pause with their packages in my pictures. So, they get their pictures back to them so they can share them on the internet.

00:09:31 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 1:

Why don't you start an Instagram account? You should be FedEx Roy, and you should have an Instagram account with all the pictures of these people.

00:09:38 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 3:

If I had answers to the pictures, I definitely would because that would be so hilarious.

00:09:42 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 4:

Who asks to take a picture with their package? That's so funny to me.

00:09:46 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 1:

I'll be honest with you. I would do it in a second. And if, like, the UPS guy or FedEx person or even a DoorDasher that wants to put it on your front doorstep, I'll take a picture with them.

00:09:54 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 3:

90% of the time, there's a dog closing in the picture.

00:09:58 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my gosh. That's so funny. So the DoorDash people take a picture If you say leave it on my front door They'll take a picture of the thing There was a DoorDash lady that I had Oh do you? There was a DoorDash lady that This is no joke Posed the bag Of everything around Chelsea's Decorative stuff that she had in the front of the house

00:10:19 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 1:

I appreciate that effort

00:10:20 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 4:

I'll have to go back through my phone And find some of those pictures

00:10:23 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 1:

I've put a picture of somebody with a blow up doll On their porch holding their food Have you really? No they had a life-size book now that was actually it felt real and i put the i put the bag on there i know like they had the arm kind of curl i put it by their elbow and took a picture and they actually sent me an extra 20 bucks for checking that picture oh my god oh my gosh that is so

00:10:46 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 4:

funny all right well fedex roy you're awesome buddy we love you buddy appreciate it love you

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