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Mojo in the morning, Mike experienced something over the weekend that we have to bring up that I think is hysterically funny. So, Mike, you went out and you were on the boat with your in-laws and you guys took the kids and stuff like that, and there's something that for some reason always seems to happen when you're on the boat.

Yeah, and it's not – there was a few of us on the boat, and there's always a person who likes to, like, talk you into going to Like, I like water sports, so I like to kneeboard, I like to ski, I like to, you know, all that stuff. But I don't like tubing. For some reason, I'll go tubing down a river. I don't like being pulled behind a boat on a tube because it is just, it's no fun. Like, it was fun as a kid, but now, like, I don't want to do it anymore. But there's always one guy, always, who is, like, dead set on, hey, let's go tubing. Let me pull you behind the tube. And then they question your manhood if you don't go tubing behind this boat. Like, oh, you're not going to do it? You're not going to go tubing? My kids go tubing all the time. You're not going to go tubing? I don't want to go tubing. It's the only sport, too, that I get really sore after. Everything else, I'm fine. But for some reason, tubing, I think it's just laying there, like, bouncing all around in the water. It's not fun.

Why is that? You're right, though. Whenever you go out tubing with people and you don't want to tube, you just want to be, like, a spotter or just there enjoying, you know, the boat ride, why is it that people have to try to force you to go tubing?

Yeah, and then they're dead set on, like, it's like some weird thing where they want to whip you off of the tube. Like, I don't know who hurt you, but they want to whip you off with a tube and make you fall off. Like, that's their whole goal. Yeah. Maybe I did something wrong. I don't know.

But the point of going out on a tube is to have fun with your family members, right? It's not to actually be in the ER that night.

Yeah, but that person is always dead set on knocking you off that thing, like hurting somebody. Do you guys go tubing? Do you ever go tubing at all?

I've only gone one time, and you guys know this. I am really, really scared of deep water. So I was obviously wearing a life jacket and I was like, yeah, I did it one time. I'm good.

I never could understand like, you know, because we I live right by Cass Lake and we so we'll tube on Cass Lake. And first off, I don't ever want to be the person that falls off a tube on Cass Lake because I know that somebody's leg is going to like come popping up from underneath. There's probably bodies and stuff in there. I don't know. I always have this weird feeling that place for some reason, you know, because it's close to Crystal Lake. Well, I will tell you this. When you go out on that lake and you're on that tube and there's boats whizzing by at all different places and the person that is driving the boat, you realize you wouldn't even drive in his GMC Denali with him because he's that bad of a driver and you're letting this son of a bitch take you on a tube. Mike, who was driving?

I'm not going to call them out Come on They know who they are

Is that an important piece of the story though

I'm not going to call them out There was a few different people that were driving Come on Mike I think it's funny I know you think it's funny But I'm not going to

I saw the picture. I saw the picture.

Go on on-air mic, and you can actually go see who it was that was driving.

They do that thing, too, where they, like, turn a corner, and they're trying to whip you around. Yes. They let the slack go, so much so that you, like, go sideways, and then they whip you back. Yeah.

Do you think that the person that was driving doesn't like you, and that's why they were doing that? No. No, he does it to everybody. Really?

It's not just me. That's what I'm telling you. He wouldn't do it to your kids, though, right? No, he putts around.

Yeah.

But, like, adult guys, he likes to do that.

Why can't they drive on the boat like they do when you're with little children on the back? Like, I want to go on with little children. I don't want to be. Yes. I think people like to see, like, grown people just, like, all over the place. What's up, Tim?

Good morning. How are you?

Good. What's going on?

So, I'm the captain of a large private yacht, and they want a tube behind it all the time. So, the whole thing to me is ridiculous. We spent $500 just to get a rope to extend the line for the tubing line. Then the kids and the parents are always like, whip me off. I'm like, first of all, I don't understand why you want to be whipped off. It hurts. But second of all, you're behind a giant multi-million dollar private yacht that goes slow, and it barely even turns fast. And you want me to try to toss you how? And that's their thing. They want to be tossed every single time.

I have to tell you, if I'm on one of those beautiful boats like yours, those yachts that you have, I don't want to even get wet. I want to be on there, and I want to be seen. I want people to see me, you know? Yeah, where's the paparazzi? I have no interest in ever having them whip me around on that thing. That would scare the crap out of me that I'd get run over by the damn thing.

The worst part is the husbands will offer me tips to toss their wives to take a fast corner. Oh, my. The boat doesn't even do it.

You have to wonder if this is their way of getting back at their spouse for doing something wrong or they're secretly trying to get you to kill their spouse so they can get the insurance money.

One of the two, but I'd happily take their handful of money. I just can't talk to somebody behind the big boat.

That's wild. What's going on, Mojo in the morning? Erica, hi.

My dad used to purposely try and throw us every time we went tubing. That was the fun part of it for us.

What a special guy, huh?

Oh, yeah. It was fun. We would always just get out of the wake, and you take swim a lot longer to get you to flip.

Now, would you do that today, though?

Probably not, just because I had back surgery.

Yeah. You know what this is like? This is like your dad driving in a car telling you to take your seatbelt off and then slamming on the brakes. You know what I mean?

Yeah, brake checking you.

It's like, hey, take your seatbelt off, kid. Why, Dad? Just do it. Okay. You know? It's like, what do you wear? What is the point with that?

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