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Mike Has Condoms In His Phone Case
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Mike Has Condoms In His Phone Case

from Mojo In The Morning

February 23, 2023 | 00:08:48 | Leisure

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The Mojo is the burning!

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Bojo in the morning show We're moving on We're going PG rated on this one here guys Keep your kids listening Mike and that cute family man What a beautiful family I saw the picture Mike We posted up on our Instagram Of this family that The parents The dad reached out to Mike Through going to that Post Malone concert And seeing Arcadia at the concert And said that he named his daughter Cecily after Mike's daughter, Cecily, these guys got a chance, the families did, to get together. Where were you guys?

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They're from Holland, so we went out to Holland and went to the Fall Fest that they have there right in downtown Holland.

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That's cool. You've mentioned before that you don't feel like you have a lot of friends' friends. I know you said that before in the past. Could this not be a couple that you guys are now friends with? You guys look like you're around the same age. They seem like really nice people. You could be hanging with the dad, and Allie can hang with the mom and stuff.

00:02:58 - 00:03:31 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, it was really cool, because there isn't a lot of, I'm finding, and maybe I just got to get out there and search more. There's not a lot of people in their mid-30s with young kids. Their kids are usually older, or they don't have kids. So we're stuck in this weird limbo right now. And they were just a really cool family. I don't know. I'm very proud of very few things in my life. Very few things. But one of the things that I'm most proud of is being a dad and watching these kids grow. And so it was a cool experience.

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And you should be. Yeah, you've got a beautiful family. So it was cool. It was nice to see that picture. You can go check it out on our Instagram, Facebook. We posted it on both of them. And really, really cute family, nice family. And thank you to everybody that listens to us in West Michigan. So what's going on with your phone case? What's the story with your phone case?

00:03:50 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

So after we meet them, and my daughter introduces herself, and that was just a cool moment. And at some point in getting back into the car, I realized that I had some, like, these condoms that had been sitting in my car forever. I had no idea, so I stuffed them in my phone case, and we decided we're going to take a picture in front of, like, the downtown Grand Rapids. And so we asked these people as we're walking by or as they're walking by, hey, could you, would you mind taking, you know, taking photos for us, taking a picture or two of us and standing in front of us, like a little family picture. Because it takes us a couple of minutes with Milo trying to sit still and my daughter's not paying attention. Like it takes a few minutes. And so there's also people walking through and then everybody stops because we're in a spot where you either walk through or you can stop and wait. So we got a little bit of a crowd around us and they go to take the photo and they're taking a few that were great about it. And I realized these bright gold Trojan condoms are sitting in the back of my phone. And that's all you can see as they're taking pictures. So I'm like, oh, my gosh, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. And all you can see in the back of the phone case is these bright condoms. And people are looking at it. And I'm waiting for them to flip my.

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phone around and look at it it was the most embarrassing thing in the entire world i'm always uh oh that's great loving when people will say hey can we take a picture sometimes if we out and about like friday night you and i shannon took uh pictures with some listeners when we were out and they'll they'll pull their phone out and they instantly will start scrolling to find the camera thing and you'll look at their phones like screensaver and they might have like a weird

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no the best is when they're like i took i met you in 2019 at you know your halloween party let me find the picture and they're scrolling and all you see is boobs so where do you hold on i'm looking

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at my phone case do you take the phone case off and you put it in between where where are these

00:05:44 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 4:

said trojans so they were so yeah i take the phone case off and like i'll shove like business cards in there i've done that before i've shoved money in there if i don't feel like carrying a wallet

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business cards are flat but the trojan you're gonna be they say don't keep them in a wallet because they get damaged over time same with the phone i gotta imagine that can't be good for a trojan that's the first of all you're heating it up oh yeah i didn't think about that it probably

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loses all the uh yeah the effects maybe of being next to it i was just afraid if i if i put them in my pocket i know what's going to happen is i'm going to go reach in there to grab my phone and pull it out and then it's just going to fall on the ground so like i had to get it out of the car Because I just didn't want it sitting in there The kids will go through it at some point And so I'm like I'm not going to put it in my pocket right this second Because if I go to do that it'll fall out So I just threw it in the back of my phone case

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Don't your kids ever use your phone to play Doesn't Cecily ever sometimes get the phone Like you throw it to her in the back seat Just to keep her busy Aren't you worried about that

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No because I would have saw it And my wife's phone at that point would have been an option But I didn't think about it When I was handing it off to the people That's funny

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What's going on Gabby Hello what's happening

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Good morning Not that I'm just calling Well I didn't call I texted But I was just saying I think it would be really awesome To hang out with Mike And I've heard a lot about Cecily And I have a daughter who's five And I think they would get along great

00:07:17 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 5:

I love that about Mike That Mike and Allie will like meet they'll go out and about and meet a listener or two you know because people kind of relate to you guys so much mike because a lot of our listeners are young families like you

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that's awesome i met mike um because i won the helicopter ride on valentine's day oh really

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yeah yeah mike yeah is she crazy or what's the story no that was remember the helicopter ride where they did it in the back of the oh wait oh that's you oh she's crazy gabby you're crazy i'm

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Sorry, Gabby. We're keeping you as far away from Mike and his family as possible. I don't know. Maybe a little more towards the crazier side than fun. A little bit of crazy is not bad. Yeah? All right. Well, you know what? Why don't we do this? We'll connect you guys off air, okay? All right, cool. That's nice. Mike and Allie are like the cutest family in the world, and they're so approachable and so nice. And it's funny how I'll get reports sometimes after you guys are out because you guys never stay home on a weekend. Yeah, so people will say they saw Mike and Allie out, and next thing you know, they're having lunch with you guys. You guys are really good about just being very approachable to the listener.

00:08:27 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 4:

I try, I guess. I like hanging out with people who have kids the same age, any age really.

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That's cool. And Cecily, she kind of is like a star too. She has a little star power to her.

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I've got to tell you that she, after she met this little girl, she said, I feel kind of famous right now.

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Did you say, you are?

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I didn't know what to say. I was like, yeah, that's, she's like, I'm going to go tell all my friends. And she's like, that little, and she played with this little, you guys, she played with this little girl. And my wife watched her play with this little girl.

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The baby, the baby fever coming back?

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I don't know. I don't know. But it was, it was, it was so cool, man. Like, I don't know how to explain it. I might, I'll never experience anything like that again. And I tried to explain to her how big of a deal it was, and she just thinks she's a superstar now.

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Oh, that's so sweet.

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By the way, the sales department would like to know what the talent fee is for Cecily. They'll be having her. She's going to be doing a cell phone store opening or something like that. Yes. What's up, Tyler?

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Hi.

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Hey.

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So I had texted. When I was five, my mom used to take me to work with her, and she worked at Planned Parenthood at the time. And she used to have me help her out, and I'd be putting what I didn't know at the time were condoms in a bag, ten of them at a time, and then stapling it shut. She told me they were adult balloons, and if I blew on them, they'd make me sick.

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