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Home of phone scams, the War of the Roses, and the Dirty on 30. Stick around, and we promise you that you'll hear something good here on the air. matter of fact right now so it's the lie that mike tells people that come to his house

just know and i i hope everybody does this and i'm not just a douche uh but just know that if you come over to my house i have just cleaned it if we know you're coming i have just cleaned it so everything you see set up like that it is not ever set up like that right it is because we just cleaned it yeah uh and if we're eating dinner we have specifically set out the plates cups uh and any sort of dishes that are with that because it's the only dishes in our entire house now i'm married two kids third one on the way i pay a mortgage i do not have any matching dishes

except for the ones that you've laid out for people oh yeah 100 so did you got did you not

ask for that on your wedding registry? I can't remember.

I don't think so. I don't remember what we even asked for, to be honest with you, but we got, we did get some nice dishes, but it wasn't any, we should have probably asked for that. Well, let me

just say this to you, Mike. I like to use paper plates and plastic forks. So if I come over, paper plates, plastic forks, give me solo cups. I'm happy with that. I don't want to have to do dishes afterwards. Do you guys do this, though, when people come over? Do you have, like, things that you hide or or things that you set up hiding is a big thing yeah you end up hiding stuff because you know you don't want people to see certain things you know i always close my bedroom door that's always like all the bedroom doors because we have a first floor master so if people will randomly sometimes you know uh like look under want to go to the bathroom and stuff and the next thing you know they're like in your room and then then that's usually the place you hide everything you just throw it in the room and close the door. What other stuff do you do? Do you do other things to keep people from... By the way, why have we not been invited over to that house? We give Megan so much crap about not inviting us over.

Because you've given Megan so much crap as I've just been able to get around. No, you guys, I mean, you're coming for Irish and Ionia, so I mean, you guys are more than welcome any time. Just give me an hour heads up. Get out the dishes. How many dishes

do you have? Do you have enough for the whole team?

We're going to do paper plates. Paper phones are so much better anyway. You don't have to wash them. Yeah, yeah, they really are. I'll have you probably walk through the front door rather than the garage because there's shoes all over the garage. Like, I'll keep my garage door shut. The bathroom will be spotless, will be absolutely spotless. Anything that I don't want you to see, which I don't really know what there is other than kids' toys and messy clothes or whatever, but it'll be in the basement because you're not going to go in the basement. You have no reason to.

I like to go through people's refrigerators when I go over to their house. Oh, really? Because you can tell what a family lives like when you go into their refrigerators and see what either they have or don't have. Sometimes you go in and it's like there's nothing in there. And then sometimes you go in there and it's like the most perfectly...

set out place where everybody's got it like i i see this sometimes like i'll see like in magazines the refrigerator that's all glass that you can see through and i think that's the dumbest thing ever why would somebody want a refrigerator that makes you have to keep your refrigerator clean like just throwing crap in there you know what i mean like have you ever seen that at all yeah the glass refrigerator yeah i look at that thing and i go that is anxiety waiting to happen or i

I like to open the junk drawers. Everybody has one, but I can open that and see just how much you have your life together.

Do you have a condiment drawer where you just throw all the, like, Taco Bell hot sauces and the Chick-fil-A sauce? You've got to have one of those.

I do have a junk drawer, though. If you guys don't have a condiment drawer, I'm curious to know, where do you put your condiment packets?

Yeah, where do you put all the extras?

I don't. I use them. You do? I don't have any extra ever. That's psychopath behavior. They don't have loose Taco Bell packets just on the top shelf. Girl, I haven't had Taco Bell in forever, but now that we're talking about it. And they don't give me the fistful like they used to.

They buy two in there. And I use the two. My favorite is going to Chick-fil-A, and they'll say to you, would you like some Chick-fil-A sauce? And I'll say, yes. And I order one meal, and I ask them for 15. Like, give me as much as you got there.

Even McDonald's got stingy with the ranch and the honey and all that stuff, barbecue sauce. You can buy bottles of sauce from Chick-fil-A.

I know, it's great.

You can buy it at Kroger. Yeah.

I actually just squeeze it right in my mouth sometimes. I like also, I like to see what kind of cereal people eat, too. So I like to go into their cabinets and see, do you have it? And then there are people like Chelsea that, honestly, it's a little psychotic. She takes the cereal out of the cereal box and puts them into something she gets at the container store. Oh, God, really? Have you ever been to this store called the Container Store? That is Chelsea's favorite place to go to because we have containers upon containers upon containers.

And Wes makes fun of me because he's like, you actually bought the label that says cereal? Like, I couldn't tell that it was cereal in here? I'm like, yes.

What is the purpose for it? Is it just for organizational?

Just to spend an extra $22 on each container for no reason.

Well, now I have my sister make them with her cricket.

Cereal comes in a container.

Chelsea's convinced that it not only looks better, it does look better.

It does.

But she's convinced that it keeps the cereal fresher.

That is also true.

Because you put it in there.

When you have little kids that don't roll down the little plastic bag or put a chip clip on it, your cereal goes stale in these containers. It does not.

The problem, though, is when the kids don't put the container on top of the container. You know, they leave the container off of the container. Hi, Mojo in the morning. Hello.

Oh, Mojo in the morning.

Hey, I was calling to say something about the condiment. Yes. You can pretty much get them for free.

Yes. Tell us about this.

All right.

Hi. It's Mojo. This is Mojo. I picked up the random call. I grabbed the wrong line. What's going on?

Oh, wow. You picked up the random call. Now, if you go to McDonald's and you use the kiosk in McDonald's, you can get any condiment you want for free.

Ooh.

Oh, really? Like as many as you want?

Yeah, as many as you want, up to $99.

To $99? Really? You can ask for up to 99 condiments?

Yeah, at least they do that in 10 minutes.

Oh, this is a hack. Can I tell you something? That the little kiosk thing is the coolest thing ever. The problem is they think that that makes everything faster. It doesn't make anything faster.

All it did was make less people work.

Yeah. Yeah, but now I know what the positive is behind this whole thing.

Yeah, but you're not getting out of your car.

I almost went to McDonald's yesterday for a shamrock shake because I was going to see if they had it. Well, they had them year-round, but now's the time where you go, ooh, I want one. They have them year-round? I think a couple years ago they changed it to year-round. I'm almost positive. I could be wrong on that. Well, that's not special. I know. It used to be more fun when you can only get it during the month of March. Ari, what's going on?

Hey, I was just going to say I totally agree with Mike. I'm a new stay-at-home mom, and I'm trying to stay organized, but, man, I need at least 20, 30 minutes every time

somebody comes over yeah do you do you uh like have a place that you just throw all your crap

like is the laundry room or something um it's really like the pantry it's supposed to be food but i keep finding other stuff like like linen closet things in the pantry too so i don't know

what's going on and you have a condiment drawer because i i'm telling you shannon i think you might in in spiker the only people that don't yeah you guys would never allow me to keep something Ari, you have a condiment drawer, right? Where you put all the...

You know, I can't say I do. What? Just like my grandma did, and I never liked it.

Really? We have a condiment drawer. It's got all the condiments. It's got Starbucks and McDonald's straws.

See, now part of my silverware drawer has an area where I keep all the extra utensils from carryout orders.

I don't use.

I don't have any extra condiments. I keep the extra chopsticks and I have to hide them because she'll throw them away. I'm like, if you're going to throw them away, let's use them. Do you ever go

order sushi from the sushi place and they think that you're having a party but it's only for you and they give you 12

chopsticks? You keep talking about this. I feel like you're feeling a lot of shame.

It's fat shaming to its worst. You need to talk to Dennis about this. I'm going to ask my therapist. My therapist and I talk about food all the time and everything. And then he sits there He'll go off on tangents, and I'm like, wait a second. This is my time, not your time. I'm not giving you therapy now.

Same with this show. I mean, Mike's talking about cleaning up his house. He immediately said you went to people's fridges.

When we go in for Irish and Ionia, I'm going through Mike's underwear drawer. Let's get off the food topic right now. I think that's where he keeps all of his naughty handcuffs. Top of the closet. If you want to look for anything, it's in the top of the closet. The stuff that got Allie pregnant is where? Top of the closet? Yeah. See, I'm not embarrassed. Wait, how do you reach the top of the closet? Oh, no.

Come on. Well, you have to put it where the kids can't see it.

I didn't say it was a big closet. Come on, Megan. You thought the same thing, too.

But I didn't say it out loud.

What's going on, Liz?

Okay, I know you said drop the food topic, but I just had to call and say, like the previous caller, how you can do the kiosk at McDonald's for all the sauces. Yeah. And then Slice mentioned that, okay, you're totally not going to want to go inside. You can use the McDonald's app and do the same thing for the drive-thru. Oh, yeah.

That's great.

So if you have kids and you just hate going inside like I do, you can download the app and you can put 99 sauces on there.

By the way, on McDonald's note, Shamrock Shakes, not year-round. We just got the notice. February 20th they come back. So they'll be back just a month prior to St. Patrick's Day. Jill.

Hey.

What's up?

So a comment regarding your organization of your homes. I had four boys, and whenever we have company, like, we would run around and we would clean the house, and we'd do, like, this 30-minute cleanup. And one time my oldest son looked at me and he goes, why are we cleaning the house? And I said, so people think that we live like this all the time.

That's awesome.

Oh, that's so cute. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself.

Yeah, sure. Have a good day.

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