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good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show it is cold outside oh my god

Older than a witch's titty.

Yeah. We got temperatures this morning that are single digits. Wind chills lower than that. Snow in West Michigan, and it's coming our way. Good morning. Thank you for being here today. We have phone scam senseless surveys all coming up this morning on the show. A chance for you to see Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran. You got to keep listening to win. first opportunity comes up right before we do the dirty it's mojo spike shannon out sick again this morning megan is in for her mike reese kp

Lydia and Katie It's the Mojo in the Morning Show 104.5 SNX 92.5 KISS FM And flagship right here in Detroit Channel 955 It's good to have you guys here with us today Mike and Megan were both in the studio today Or yesterday And Mike left behind Something very important to him That we are going through At this very moment We're doing a forensics on it at this moment to find out who has more nasty stuff in their laptop mike or hunter biden will it be our show member here today that will be the new scandal of leaving behind your laptop how do

you leave behind a laptop explain that to me well here's the thing uh i had to run out the door yesterday to to try to make a meeting on time and the weight of my laptop bag felt right and i swear I packed it up. It was sitting all packed up over in the corner when I went to go grab it and I ran out the door

and... Were you stealing items from the studios and that's what made the weight feel right? What do you have in that bag?

I have everything in that bag. Everything that I carry to work every single day is in that bag. But then, you know what the funny part is too? Is I had to come back to the station to get those shoes

yesterday. Oh, that's right. The shoes that my wife Chelsea was giving your

wife Allie? Yeah. Yep. So you

came back in the room and you still didn't notice your

laptop was sitting here nope nope not even a little bit no it's funny i leave phone my phone behind a lot you know like here like i've gone downstairs actually you know what the worst is the worst and a day like today is the worst when you leave your keys you ever had that happen to you before like you put your keys down somewhere you can't get far well that's the thing you get outside and you're like yeah because the phone the phone and the keys you need like a laptop i

If I will drive back eight hours, I'll have to trace back my steps to go back to my phone.

You guys still have severe anxiety where you check for your wallet, your ID, your keys, your phone every 10 seconds?

Yeah, I do. It looks like I'm feeling myself up, constantly checking my pockets.

My problem is I'm not angered that my phone's back in the studio. I'm angered that I have to walk the stairs again. Yes, yes. I don't want to have to do the exercise. I get it. But so so, Mike, do you do you want us to FedEx it back to you or is there a courier service or something?

Well, I was going to ask that, but if that's a pain in the ass, then I'm just going to drive. I'm just going to drive back out there.

No, no, no. You're not driving all the way back here. Well, we got to figure out maybe we meet you halfway or something like that.

Mike, I can really FedEx it if you want me to.

Or FedEx it. What would it cost to overnight from Farmington Hills, Michigan to Grand Rapids, Michigan? What would that be?

I think I get a discount because I have the iHeart account.

Actually, technically, isn't it discounted completely because they just pay for it and we don't tell them? We tell them it's like a business deal?

Yeah, something like that.

Is there anybody that is driving from Detroit to Grand Rapids today that we can trust with Mike's laptop? And maybe we can do it that way Maybe there's somebody that will help you

Is it password protected? I think so

What do you have in there? Are there financial stuff in there? Do you do your home stuff on there?

I've done everything on there It doesn't matter It's DJ stuff There's DJ stuff on there There's pictures of my family I attempted to do my taxes once On TurboTax And I didn't do it right So I had to take it in anyways there's um your dj music alone would be the thing i would want it's worth i mean it's worth money yeah it's definitely worth money uh just just a warning if you do take it the z button doesn't work on it so you can't can't do anything really one of the keys is out yeah i have to copy if i have to use the letter z i google letters of the alphabet copy and paste it shut up it hasn't been updated like you know how those updates pop up every time you open your laptop Oh, God, really?

Yeah. Nobody's going to steal it now.

Well, it's basically a paperweight.

Yeah, it's a doorstop.

Basically, it's you carrying a brick to go to Grand Rapids.

Yeah, but do you remember the other day I said there were all those Google searches I wanted to do, but I didn't want the history to come back to me? I've got to break it in this computer.

Hold on. Jen might be able to help. Hi, Jen. What's going on?

I said I would totally help him out. I drive to Kalamazoo three nights a week anyway. It's like from Detroit to Kalamazoo and back. So if that was near it.

It's still a little bit of a hike from Kalamazoo to GR, though. Oh, it's actually going to work with that. Yeah, it's a little bit. Another 30, 40 minutes to get.

to his office yeah here's the thing here's the thing i think there's got to be somebody out there there's somebody there that that that does it there's got to be somebody from our office from iheart that has to go out there or maybe he's doing a meeting do it yeah yeah yeah if we had interns if we had interns back in the day no joke that would have been the easiest call we wouldn't even talked about this on the air they would have already been on the road and It would have been their adventure today, taking the station vehicle and driving all the way to drop us off for Mike.

Well, that's what 586 is suggesting. They said just for show fun, we should send Reese to Grand Rapids, but with only a paper map and no phone to see if he makes it.

Okay, that's really funny.

Derek, what's going on?

Hey, morning, Mojo. I was hearing you guys needed, Mike needed some rescuing for his laptop. So I live in Grand Rapids, working in Lake Orient, Southfield today.

So if he needs help, I'm going to take it back to him. Wow, that's amazing.

How often do you have to do that commute? I do it about four times a week. Oh, my gosh. Holy cow. I'm in quality water, the reverse osmosis for hospitals, kidney dials, pharmaceuticals.

There's no way you can lease a car because your miles probably go over.

I have a 2019 box truck, and I have over 145,000 models. I've only had it for a year and a half.

But he said he works in quality, and my dad does that, too. So I know you don't have, like, a real job, so.

Hey, how did we know we could trust you, Derek, aside from that?

Because I'm a man of my word.

Okay. Well, he was kind of convincing.

No, no. I got that.

All right, done.

Find my laptop on it or whatever Somebody just texted us from 517 Saying they have a CD That you can throw inside someone's laptop It'll crack their password in minutes That's scary

Trust me I'm not no Computer savvy My laptop's so old

You can put a floppy disk in it right now

You know what If you'd be willing to do this That would be very kind of you What time would you be getting back to Grand Rapids tonight?

Well, I'm leaving right now. I've got to go to Spectrum first down in Grand Rapids, and then I've got to head over to Lansing.

Oh, my gosh. Well, it's perfect. If you're leaving, Spectrum Health's right down the street from the radio station.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just got to drop off a tank. But, yeah, I have no problem coming to get it.

Mike, would you invite Derek over for dinner as a thank you? Would you set an extra place at the table tonight maybe? Yeah, absolutely. What's for dinner in the Aguilar household? In the Aguilar household.

It's whatever he wants. If he genuinely brings it back, I'll get a little...

I would do that, Mike. I would do that for you, man. I listen to you guys every single morning. What a guy. I've been so happy since you guys started broadcasting over here in Grand Rapids. That's awesome. I love you. What a guy. I grew up in Oxford, so...

Oh, nice. So you're from the Detroit area, and then when we spread across to Grand Rapids and Toledo, that's cool. We've got a lot of people. All right. Well, hold on one second. KP is going to get your information. If Mike feels comfortable, Mike, talk to KP. But it actually could be kind of fun to see if it actually does make it there.

Well, you might even make it there before the end of our broadcast this morning.

And it sounds like the thing's worth nothing. And if anything, Mike, then we file a claim against our work insurance here.

Oh, not insurance. As soon as Derek picks it up, I'm reporting it's stolen.

Thanks, Derek.

Oh, not a problem, man. As long as I can help out.

Take care, buddy. We'll see you.

I love our listeners. Thank you.

Seriously. Now, is there anybody that will go to Chicago and get me a Giordano's pizza?

A little portillo shake, please.

You guys ever do that at all? Like where you have somebody that is traveling somewhere, like going on a road trip somewhere, and you'll say to them, hey, can you do me a favor? Can you go pick up some food and bring it back? Yes. Like before Portillo's came, and now we have one on the east side of town here off of Hall Road in the Detroit area. The closest one to us was Fort Wayne, Indiana, and my buddy was in medical sales, and he would go to Fort Wayne like once a week. So he would call Chelsea and I and say, do you guys want us to bring back beef sandwiches?

That's a good friend.

It was.

Every time anybody went to Columbus, they had to bring me back Raising Cane's before I came to Toledo. That was like a necessity before I would talk to you again. For sure. Or do you guys have mellow mushrooms?

Not here, no.

Oh, anytime anybody's near a mellow mushroom, I ask them to bring me that one.

That sounds like an illicit drug.

Well, if you've been inside of one, it feels like it. But it's a pizza place. It's really good.

So I'll always offer to be nice when I'm going to a town like, oh, do you need anything from Detroit? I don't expect anybody to actually. Like, I said that to some friends in L.A. before I flew out there two weeks ago. But, like, when I went to visit my friend Bobby on the East Coast over Christmas, I said, do you need anything? Thinking, like, oh, maybe, I don't know, maybe you'll want, like, a made Detroit hoodie or something. He's like, well, there's this little sausage shop downriver called Dave's Sausage. They make these breakfast links that are the greatest thing I've ever had. If you can get a cooler, pack it free, frozen. And he, like, gave me all the instructions, and I Googled it. I was like, oh, crap. Like, I'm getting on a plane. And he's like, I'm not going to see you for two days now. I've got to keep the sausage cold. I Googled him back. I said, I'll mail you some.

My friends used to always want Coors before Coors was actually, like, all over the country. Like, Coors beer was only, like, on the west. Like, you couldn't cross the Mississippi. And then the other beer was, what was the other beer that everybody would go for? Yingling. Well, I think everybody wants Yingling, yeah. Yeah, but Yingling now is everywhere, right?

Is it in Michigan yet? It's not Michigan. It was supposed to happen two years ago, and it keeps getting delayed. In Ohio.

Do you think that's just like, is that like a gimmick, like In-N-Out Burger, where they're not coming to certain places just to make people like it more to travel to it?

Michigan only has a certain, they only allow a certain number of new distributors every year, and I feel like it's some kind of conspiracy with all the good craft beer here, that they're being very slow to let the outsiders in. But it's so funny because Yingling, listen, I grew up a half hour from the original Yingling factory. It's only an average beer. And I think what gets me excited about it is I don't get it all the time. So when my buddies are, somebody's coming from Ohio, he's like, yeah, grab me another 12-pack. But it's not really, it's kind of like the Chick-fil-A phenomenon. Everybody was so excited when they finally built them here. Believe me, in five years, there'll be no longer.

When I was a kid, when I was a kid, I was 20 years old. But when I was, RC Cola was like one of my favorites. You ever have an RC Cola? It's based out of Chicago. And we used to have, that was before it was like all over the place.

Royal crown.

You would see an RC Cola. My kids now are obsessed with RC Cola. And any time we go to a party store or wherever and they have RC Cola, they're like going nuts over the stuff because it just is so like syrupy sweet.

When I lived in Dallas, Dr. Pepper's headquarters there. And we can all get Dr. Pepper here. But when you go to a restaurant in Dallas, they might have 12 flavors of Dr. Pepper.

I love those fountain machines like they have at B-Dubs.

Five guys.

Five guys also. Yeah, where you can mix and match the whole thing. All right. Well, hopefully Mike's laptop gets to him and Derek is an honest man. And if not, oh, well. Yeah.

It's Monday on BET, presented by iHeart.

Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

We're launching Podlandia, AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together. Breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song.

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AAO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. What's up, y'all? I'm your girl, Cheryl Swoops. And it's WNBA All-Star season. The best players in the world are on the floor. Every week, I get to break down the GOATs of today. And I get to break down the GOATs with the GOAT of all time, you. Check us out. Levels to this. New episodes every week on the iHeart Women's Sports Network. Listen to Levels to this with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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