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Mike Scares The Crap Out of Meaghan
Mojo In The Morning

Mike Scares The Crap Out of Meaghan

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June 28, 2023 | 00:09:18 | Leisure

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00:01:31 - 00:01:44 | Speaker 6:

2026 mojo in the morning show 844 mojo live or text 95500 obviously we're on location but we're still wanting you to talk to us and uh you know give us some uh give us a little love on the phone

00:01:44 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 3:

lines and text lines uh megan did they want to hook up oh my god you know what i was thinking about it you called me cranky a little bit earlier which has never been a word used to describe me ever in my life so thank you for the first thank you for the half-assed chuckle so um essentially i do think that i'm a little bit cranky this morning i will say you are a little bit right and that's because i didn't get much sleep last night because i got into my room yesterday because i i had got a hotel in downtown detroit and i had one of the scariest things happened to me now what's funny about this is every time i get into a hotel room i'm on the phone with my dad so that if i'm murdered he can't do anything and um you'll just call 9-1-1 you call you you call your dad while i yeah yeah while i'm checking in he's with me so he knows my room number and then while i'm going through the room making sure there's not a murderer hiding in the closet he's on the phone as well and i i looked to the left and i went oh crap and he goes what, what? And I said, there's one of those connecting doors to another room. I hate that as a girl. I hate having a door that just is accessed by another room. It makes me feel so unsafe. And he was like, well, lock it. And I was like, I tried to lock it. I didn't really trust the lock. And I was like, well, that's the best I can do. And I slept with my lights on in my room last night so that if somebody broke through this door, I would be able to see them and fight essentially because i i don't know stay ready stay ready and normally at home in that situation i would sleep with a knife i didn't have a knife i was in a hotel room so i was like fist it is uh slaps only let's do it the full 007 nintendo 64 slaps

00:03:32 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 6:

only just just a just a a thought from somebody that kind of like plays this through in my head What's the difference between that door and the connecting room door and the door to your hallway?

00:03:45 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 3:

Because people can see you in the hallway. Room to room is just private.

00:03:49 - 00:04:00 | Speaker 4:

Nobody can see that. And I feel like they can plot. If you're just in the hallway, there's more probability of people walking by interrupting what you got in your mind. You're in your door. You got tools. You can do whatever.

00:04:00 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 3:

So I get into bed, and I'm trying to fall asleep. And I don't do well sleeping in places that I'm normally at anyways. and I finally fall asleep, and then I hear that door unlock and open. No. And I thought, oh, my God. I know how swingers work. I know how you operate. If it's not the pineapple and you have conjoined rooms, one person will open their side of the door and will be like, if you would like to join, you can open your side. They say that? Or it's just like if you hear the door open? If you hear the door open and you're thinking about joining. I did not know that. You can open your door and be like, yeah.

00:04:39 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 6:

Where did you hear this stuff? Was this on some TikTok that you saw?

00:04:42 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 3:

I saw a documentary on Swingers. I don't know. It's just a thing. People know this.

00:04:47 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 6:

So you, wait. I did not know this. You think, so somebody call and tell us if this is true. Because I'd never heard this before either, Shannon.

00:04:54 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 3:

That's a thing. That is 100% a thing. Personal experience. Absolutely. So what did you do?

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 6:

Do they have to knock, or do they just simply open it?

00:05:01 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 3:

No, they just leave the door open, and if you want to join, you open your door. If you leave it closed, it's a no thank you.

00:05:06 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 5:

So what happened after you opened the door? What did they do?

00:05:08 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 3:

I didn't open the door. So the other person opened the door. I could clearly hear it. And then the door was so thin, I heard everything they were doing. I heard their suitcase unzipping. I heard their bathroom door closing. I heard their toilet flushing. I heard everything because it was so thin.

00:05:27 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 4:

Do you think that they were doing it for that reason of the swinging thing? Or do you think that they were doing it because they just thought that that was what you'd do with a door? Well, it's me.

00:05:37 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 3:

So obviously the first thing I thought was, oh, my God, they're trying to murder me. Somebody's going to break in. Hold on. What time was this? Like 10 o'clock.

00:05:46 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 5:

What room number were you in? You can say it. You can say it because we're not there anymore.

00:05:51 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 3:

Wait, you go. 1836.

00:05:54 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 6:

What's going on? Stop. Is that your name? Stop.

00:05:57 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 5:

So, guess who was in 1838?

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No way.

00:06:01 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 5:

I'm dead serious. What time did you get there? 9.30, 10 o'clock. Why do you open up the door? I thought it was a closet. And then I went, oh, it's a room. And then closed it and then locked it and then went to the other side. I bet that's because I had the center room. I had the one who had the room on each side or whatever.

00:06:21 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 3:

You scared the bejesus. I wanted to know I didn't sleep all night because I thought, somebody's going to kick in that door and kill me.

00:06:27 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 5:

So you heard, when you say everything, I had a room to myself last night. You heard it.

00:06:33 - 00:06:33 | Unknown:

Absolutely.

00:06:34 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 3:

I look at you in a new light, Mike. This is a new day for us, and I hate it.

00:06:39 - 00:06:50 | Speaker 4:

I want to know, though, but you bring up a really interesting point, and I would love to know if there's a listener that would tell us if that really is a swinger thing, that people do that. They open up the doors. I've never in my life ever heard of that.

00:06:50 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 6:

I haven't either. I feel like there has to be more, though, because what if my TV is up and I don't hear your door opening? There's got to be, like, a second level. Or a special not.

00:06:58 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 4:

Or do you put something underneath the door? Like, do you, like, kind of, you know, like, yeah.

00:07:01 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 3:

No, you put a pineapple on the door or you open the conjoining door.

00:07:05 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 6:

The pineapple is a real thing. I've heard that when you go to events and things like that, if someone has, like, a pineapple pin. I think it's upside-down pineapple. Yeah, upside-down pineapple, yeah. Not that I know from experience.

00:07:14 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 4:

I just, I've heard.

00:07:15 - 00:07:17 | Speaker 6:

Sounds like you got a thread over there.

00:07:17 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 4:

Andrea, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

00:07:21 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 2:

Good morning. I'm good. How are you guys?

00:07:23 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 4:

Good. What's happening?

00:07:25 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Okay, so I actually don't know anything about swingers. That's not why I'm calling it. I was texted in because I was laughing so hard in my car when Megan said, slappers only from 007. It's a horrible, like, you know, not, was it like 2D, 3D that they used for Nintendo 64? Megan just slapping someone.

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00:07:54 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 4:

Rose, Rose used to be a swinger. Rose, what's going on?

00:07:59 - 00:08:17 | Speaker 1:

Good morning. Hi, Rose. Good morning. Megan, you're such a sweetheart. You little naive thing. I love it. I, well, the thing is, are you guys there? I can't hear you. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. By the way. I'm waiting for another insult. Sorry.

00:08:17 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 5:

You've never been quieter than right now. I know.

00:08:20 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 1:

You're adorable. No, like, okay, so when you're in the lifestyle, It is very, they like to very much know who they are in relationship with. So it's not just all willy-nilly that they'll just open a door to a stranger. And honestly, I've never heard of that, that you just open the door and welcome just anybody in. It's kind of a, I don't want to be inclusive, but you kind of stay within your boundaries and your group.

00:08:51 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 4:

Okay.

00:08:52 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 1:

So it's kind of one of those things where you're like, hmm.

00:08:54 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 4:

Have you ever done the pineapple stuff, though, that, you know, you've always heard that.

00:08:58 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 1:

That's true. Like, if you're having a party, it's just pineapple haven. Yeah. And then you know where the party's at. But it's still kind of an invite only, and you kind of stay in the realm because there's a lot of rules and guidelines, actually. A lot of people think it's, you know, there is a lot of stipulations, and it's more strict than you realize.

00:09:20 - 00:09:41 | Speaker 4:

Somebody one time said, and it's either somebody or was on Pornhub, that it's the note under the door, but it's not on the conjoining or whatever, the adjoining door. It's the note under your door, and it's usually like the person will say, hey, I saw you walking in, and a note underneath the door, and that's how a lot of hotel sex stuff happens.

00:09:41 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 1:

Well, yeah, because you have to know. Like, you would have to know that those people are actually in the lifestyle, and there are a lot of tails. Like, there's special rings that people will wear. Rings? Rings? Like, what kind?

00:09:56 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 6:

Is it a certain emblem or colors on a ring? What's the ring thing?

00:10:00 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 5:

Usually black rings, like the couple will wear similar black rings. Are you looking at my hair right now? Don't you got a black?

00:10:06 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 2:

No, it's silver.

00:10:09 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 6:

But also, okay, are you telling me that every person out there isn't looking for a stranger? Because I know there are people looking for strangers. You don't have to know the person.

00:10:18 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 5:

Oh, no. I mean, I'm sure there's somebody that's going to be looking for a stranger. But usually, I mean, if you guys want to be creepy like that, it could be true. But usually if they're in the swinger lifestyle, it's more controlled than just, hey, we opened our door. Come join us. I mean, they just might be freaky couples.

00:10:37 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 2:

Some people just think it's a closet door, and they open the closet door, and they close it. They go, whoop. By the way, what would you have done if Megan opened up that door?

00:10:48 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 3:

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