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Mike and The Dirty App
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Mike and The Dirty App

from Mojo In The Morning

May 24, 2023 | 00:16:44 | Leisure

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Mojo of the Morning Show. Yesterday morning, Mike was very open about the fears of another baby coming into his life, but then talking about, you know, changing the family dynamic, and it got really, really emotional on his part. Listeners went crazy over that. If you didn't get a chance to listen to it, you should go back to our podcast and check that out, Because I swear to you, it will definitely make you feel good and also give you another insight into Mike from the Mojo in the Morning show. Give you an opportunity to be able to hear what this lovely guy, the sexy Mexie, is all about.

00:02:41 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 6:

This is Mike from Mojo in the Morning, 104.5. It's the next warning. This is maybe the nicest call I've ever gotten since working here on the station. After Mojo in the morning We still get texts and calls from like 95500 if you want to text Or if you want to call in about the show You can do that That's why I do middays And I got this call after talking about The little bit of fear and anxiety That's coming with a new baby on the way I'm going to pull this right now Here we go Hold on a second Are you talking over your talker? I'm responding to myself like an idiot

00:03:14 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 7:

Why are you talking? This is not an air check session

00:03:18 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 6:

I know, because it feels like it.

00:03:20 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 7:

We're not doing an air check session here. I'm playing a very nice phone call that came your way that I saw on your TikTok on-air Mike, which, by the way, if you want to follow Mike on TikTok, on-air Mike, and he's sitting there getting all... Because you're going to... I'm waiting for a get to the effort. You are my wife when I post a picture of her on Instagram, and she sits there and judges it the entire time. And I'm like, you're a beautiful, beautiful woman. Why would you not let me post a picture without you getting upset with me?

00:03:49 - 00:03:49 | Unknown:

Unbelievable.

00:03:49 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 7:

All right, back. Now back. I actually, hold on a second. I actually lost the place that I was in on the thing. Sorry. Now we got to hear it again.

00:03:57 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 6:

Megan's got to say back to you.

00:03:59 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, back to you.

00:04:00 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 6:

Now back to you. 95500 if you want to text or if you want to call in about the show, you can do that. That's why I do middays. And I got this call after talking about the little bit of fear and anxiety that's coming with a new baby on the way. I'm going to pull this right now. Here we go.

00:04:16 - 00:04:50 | Speaker 4:

Hi. Is it Mike that's expecting a baby? Yeah, yeah. Who's this? You know what? This is Joe. I just want to say I was on the highway listening to your show, and I had to break out the McDonald's napkins for Kleenex. He's the most amazing person. Wow. He's going to be a wonderful dad. Oh, thank you. I only wish that my ex-husband, when I was due, was half as emotional as what he is. So God bless him, and I wish more men thought like he did.

00:04:50 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 6:

It's one of the nicest things anybody has ever said to me. Thank you.

00:04:55 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 4:

Excuse me, ma'am.

00:04:56 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

Are you listening? What kind of a DJ is he, though? That's what I'd like to say.

00:05:00 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 1:

like to know how did he how did he do intro in the uh the uh the bit there that's all i want to know i want to keep hearing is hey man get to the point get to the effort is it under 30 seconds are you sure uh can you play baby was baby really the right choice for what you wanted to do with that did you mention the call letters did you mention the positioner you talk to the pd program director yeah but then i realized that like tony was on that too and i was waiting for I'm like, oh, no, oh, no, that's what I'm going to get.

00:05:28 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 2:

No, honestly, that was beautiful, and that is a testament. And today has been a testament in a lot of respects. We've had a lot of topics from earlier this morning that you should go check out because there were a lot of personal stuff. I mean, you know, Shannon talking about needing some advice and dealing with your children through a divorce and blending families. Lydia talking about her hiding her boyfriend and what it's like, you know, growing up in an ethnic family where you're not really allowed to openly date and, you know, what that's like. I mean, so there's a lot of good stuff. So go check out Mojo in the Morning and see it. But seriously, yesterday's Mike's conversation, it happened so far at the end of the show, like literally like as the midday show was supposed to be. beginning and it was very, very good. I listened to it, Mike. People think I'm crazy when I do this, but I listened to the show when we're done with the show and especially lately because we got a lot of new stuff going on and a lot of changes that have happened and I want to hear what's happening and what we're talking about and try to get better. And I listened to that thing. I teared up in my car. I'm driving in my car. I know exactly what you're about to say and I'm listening to the thing and i'm going jesus i'm crying right now and i had my glasses on too and they're fogging up on me and but it was awesome so thank you for sharing that thank you for doing what you do for the the listeners but for all of us here and for what you do for your family so thank you for allowing me to well listen i love it um now let's talk about something do we have any oh i got here we go let's do a light-hearted thing with you and uh the new baby uh coming And let's talk about, and I know for a fact that there are a lot of guys that will probably have had this happen to them, but the mixed signal, have you ever in your relationship ever had it where you thought to yourself, I'm going to get me some. Like we are we are going to go bake some cookies and we're going to have some some fun with each other because my girlfriend or wife or whoever talking about sex is is doing this. And I know that this is the case because there was something on Ali's phone that you saw that made you think that you're going to get laid.

00:07:59 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, so she's on the tail end of pregnancy. And so, like, I know she's going to get to that point from past experiences where she's either going to want to eat a lot of spicy food or walk all the time or even sex to try to get the baby out. So that's in the back of my head. And she's asking me to send pictures from her phone. So I'm on her phone sending pictures from her phone to my phone. And I noticed that there's an app downloading as I'm doing that. And I'm like, oh, what's that? And it says, Think Dirty. And I'm like, oh, this is my moment. This is it. This is about to happen. So I, like, no joke, send the pictures, set her phone down, go upstairs. And I don't know if you guys know this, but I have a closet space in my house full of, like, it's Cyrillus and Adam and Eve and all sorts of different devices. And, yes, oh, yeah, yeah. You have a space in your closet. Wait, like an entire closet? Not a whole space, but the, or not a whole closet, a whole space. Like a whole shelf that's dedicated to that And it's hidden from the kids And they can't reach it or anything like that So I go And I go to our new bed Which I adjust to all the right positions And I set out this stuff On the nightstand And I'm even picking up the floor Because I know she's going to be like The floor is dirty blah blah blah And I know she'll like it if I pick up the floor And I put things in the clothes hamper And she catches me Putting some of the toys and other things Onto the nightstand And she goes, what are you doing? And I'm like, well, I saw the Think Dirty app and I figured, you know, you know, and I smile. And she goes, what? The Think Dirty app. You know, I was like, I assume that was like how you get ideas or maybe get in the mood or whatever. Because she likes to read those dirty books, like naughty novels or whatever they're called. She's like, it's not a dirty app. It is a clean eating app. It has nothing to do. Clean shopping app. It has nothing to do. What is it called?

00:10:02 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 4:

It's called the Think Dirty App. I have it on my phone. As soon as you said that, I was laughing because you can basically check your makeup or your shampoo, your skin care to make sure it doesn't have any toxic ingredients or ingredients that are bad for you. And it rates the products.

00:10:18 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 2:

It has nothing to do with sex. Oh, my God. You're close. Did you just put up the toys? Yeah. What's next? I kind of sat there with one in my hand and one on the table like, what now? I mean, I got to put these back.

00:10:36 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 1:

Do you have it in one of those plastic containers that has the lid locks on where people put their kids' toys in? What are your toys in? Are they in their own toy box?

00:10:47 - 00:11:08 | Speaker 2:

So they have the – because I have the handcuffs that go through the mattress and come around the bed. Okay, Mike. So that is in a box. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I got Then I have The rest of the stuff's in like the bags That they came in like the Cirillos or the Adam and Eve Or whatever And so those are stored up in the chat

00:11:08 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 1:

Wait they come in resealable bags Or they're not They've never been opened

00:11:13 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 2:

Just like the store bags

00:11:16 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 1:

Some of them have cases Okay no that's what I was wondering It's kind of like It truly is Your adult toys become like your kids toys You have to have places for them And you have to have ways to store them And you put your video games Back when they had video games Before you just download them to your games You'd have to put them back in their appropriate boxes And things like that So that the next time that you wanted to play That you knew exactly what you could play with

00:11:42 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 2:

And I'm like an excited kid right now That hasn't played with his toys How long has it been since How long has it been since you and Allie

00:11:50 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 1:

Have played with your She's played with your toy About a month So wow

00:11:56 - 00:12:00 | Speaker 4:

But she's at that I mean like she's Literally doing a day now It is so uncomfortable

00:12:00 - 00:12:08 | Speaker 1:

Do you think that She's gonna want to Play with your toy Before the baby's born Maybe as a way to Possibly have the baby Or

00:12:08 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 2:

Well that's what I I mean I think There's other ways too But I know that's One of the The Options To get the To like induce labor Or whatever it is Isn't it Like sex They say that

00:12:21 - 00:12:31 | Speaker 1:

That's the case Yeah They say that that actually would happen, that for some reason there's something with the man's stuff that causes it, I guess. I don't know.

00:12:32 - 00:12:34 | Speaker 2:

844, have you ever had this happen?

00:12:35 - 00:13:33 | Speaker 1:

Which one? Which one? We don't. No, have I ever had a mixed signal from Chelsea? Yes. My mixed signal from Chelsea was sometimes she'll say she's going to take a shower before bed, and that used to be a signal for me. Because I'm thinking of myself And then I realized that she had like a busy day Or she worked out that day And she was only taking a shower to go to bed So she could fall asleep And I'm like getting all excited So here's what ends up happening She goes and jumps into the shower And when she goes and jumps into the shower I try to do like a quick little clean up of myself You know, pull out wipes and towels and stuff And I'm like cleaning myself up Because I can't just jump in the shower with her Because then she'll be like That's too much, too obvious And I've actually had it, Mike You pulled out the toys out of the closet I'm laying under the covers completely naked Like surprise And then she's coming to bed And she's wearing the non-sexy pajamas And I'm going oh this is not happening

00:13:33 - 00:13:37 | Speaker 4:

What's her reaction when she pulls the covers back And she sees you naked

00:13:37 - 00:14:23 | Speaker 1:

The thing is It has happened a few times One time I just practically pulled them off And she's like what are you doing And another time I waited until she fell asleep And then snuck out of bed to go get dressed but um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number and it's funny because it kind of goes back to the whole um scheduling sex like i wish that everything could be as easy as just that like so prepared because every woman knows when we're gonna then when their couple is gonna have sex like every woman because you call the shots on that right i mean it doesn't There's no guy that says, I know I'm having sex tonight. No. You don't know for a fact you're having sex.

00:14:23 - 00:14:28 | Speaker 3:

You call it? Hell yeah. Sometimes you just got to, you know, not go crazy.

00:14:28 - 00:14:39 | Speaker 1:

By the way, you are so new to the show, I can't call you bull crap on that. I promise you. But I guarantee you, when I get to know Sherelle, she'll tell me the truth of, he ain't calling crap.

00:14:39 - 00:14:45 | Speaker 3:

It's the way you kiss. Really? A kiss can lead to, it's preheating the oven before you bake the cookies.

00:14:45 - 00:14:51 | Speaker 1:

So you have the appropriate kiss That causes for her to always want to have

00:14:51 - 00:14:54 | Speaker 3:

It's not a pick It's a you know what's about to happen

00:14:54 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 1:

I call bull crap on that one Although I will tell you this That you're a sexy man

00:15:00 - 00:15:06 | Speaker 5:

I don't know. It could be different. If this is true, teach me your ways. What's going on, Sarah?

00:15:07 - 00:15:19 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I just heard Mike talk about inducing labor. I recently had a third baby, and two weeks before my due date, I went to acupuncture, and baby came within 24 hours.

00:15:19 - 00:15:21 | Speaker 5:

Oh, wow. But I did. Yeah.

00:15:21 - 00:15:24 | Speaker 7:

Was it sexy acupuncture? Of course, I don't know if that's what it was, but I'm sorry.

00:15:24 - 00:15:36 | Speaker 5:

Can Mike do it? Do they have an at-home kit for that one? I don't think so. Mike just wants, I don't think Mike necessarily wants the baby here now. I think he wants to have sex now. Can you give him any advice on that, Sarah?

00:15:37 - 00:15:38 | Speaker 7:

Yes, take it really slow.

00:15:40 - 00:15:43 | Speaker 5:

It's been a month. You don't think this guy's taking it slow?

00:15:44 - 00:15:47 | Speaker 7:

Patience, and you better ask lots of questions.

00:15:47 - 00:15:49 | Speaker 5:

What's up, Amanda? It's Mojo in the Morning.

00:15:50 - 00:15:51 | Speaker 6:

Hi, how are you?

00:15:51 - 00:15:53 | Speaker 5:

Good. What's going on?

00:15:54 - 00:16:00 | Speaker 6:

So my fiance calls the shots. I don't. Really? He tells me no all the time. He tells you no?

00:16:00 - 00:16:01 | Unknown:

What?

00:16:01 - 00:16:02 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, he tells me no.

00:16:02 - 00:16:04 | Speaker 5:

What kind of a guy are you married to?

00:16:04 - 00:16:12 | Speaker 6:

And why no? Like, is he just really tired or what's the reason? Yeah, he's really tired. He is a garbage man, so he comes home exhausted. Okay.

00:16:13 - 00:16:17 | Speaker 5:

Now, that would be interesting. You hose him off, though, before he comes into the house, right?

00:16:19 - 00:16:19 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

00:16:21 - 00:16:30 | Speaker 5:

I've always wondered about these people that are the guys that don't want to have sex. I thought that's just not even Existent out there I thought that was a unicorn

00:16:30 - 00:16:34 | Speaker 6:

So did I But apparently I'm marrying him

00:16:34 - 00:16:37 | Speaker 5:

Listen to this lady It took all her energy away

00:16:37 - 00:16:39 | Speaker 6:

I mean you sound so sad

00:16:39 - 00:16:41 | Speaker 1:

My heart is just breaking for you

00:16:41 - 00:16:47 | Speaker 5:

This guy needs to take care of you For God's sakes You sound like you're just so Like down

00:16:47 - 00:16:51 | Speaker 6:

Plus the gym So that's why

00:16:51 - 00:16:57 | Speaker 5:

Well tell that garbage man Hopefully, he's not one of Shannon's garbage men.

00:16:58 - 00:17:00 | Speaker 7:

Ah, Drewski and Dang. Today's the day.

00:17:00 - 00:17:01 | Speaker 8:

They're going to my house.

00:17:02 - 00:17:02 | Speaker 5:

Elena, hi.

00:17:03 - 00:17:08 | Speaker 8:

Hi. I just wanted to say that Kevin is right. It's the kiss that starts it.

00:17:09 - 00:17:09 | Speaker 5:

Really?

00:17:10 - 00:17:17 | Speaker 8:

Yes, it's that slow, sensual, you know, and it's preheating the oven, baby.

00:17:17 - 00:17:18 | Speaker 5:

There you go. Is this weird?

00:17:18 - 00:17:20 | Speaker 8:

Please don't. Don't do that.

00:17:20 - 00:17:49 | Speaker 5:

After the show, Mike and I are going to get together with Kevin, and we're going to find out how he does this kiss thing. Yeah, kiss my hand and show me. Do you remember if you're a teenage girl, do you remember as a teenage girl your friends would all sit there and you'd talk about how to kiss and stuff? Like when you guys would be all hanging out with each other? Yeah. The boys would all hear these stories from the girls in the class, and they're like, show us what's going on, the whole deal is. Now guys are going to be like that. It's going to be Mike and I with Kevin.

00:17:50 - 00:17:51 | Speaker 8:

Oh, Lord.

00:17:51 - 00:17:55 | Speaker 5:

So is it the kiss on the lips, kiss on the neck, or kiss in other places?

00:17:56 - 00:18:07 | Speaker 8:

It's the kiss on the lips, and then it, like, slowly trails down to the neck, and then it's like, there you go. You're getting, you're starting to, you know, you're ready to bang, bang, boom.

00:18:07 - 00:18:08 | Speaker 5:

Then the hands start moving.

00:18:09 - 00:18:14 | Speaker 8:

Then the hands start moving. The body start moving. Come on, Elena. You know what's going on.

00:18:14 - 00:18:20 | Speaker 5:

But then what do you do with the entire box of toys that you pull out of the closet from your toy chest.

00:18:21 - 00:18:24 | Speaker 8:

Hey, sometimes you just got to push them things to the side.

00:18:25 - 00:18:31 | Speaker 5:

Use the toys the Lord gave you. Mike, that's the problem. I think you pulled the toys out too fast. I got way too excited way too quick.

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