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Mike and the Father's Day Tattle Tale
Mojo In The Morning

Mike and the Father's Day Tattle Tale

from Mojo In The Morning

June 20, 2023 | 00:09:11 | Leisure

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00:02:07 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 5:

Mojo on the morning show. So Father's Day was this past weekend. I need a couple of things. First off, Kev's got a question to ask, and we'll do that in a second. But I want to find out from Mike. Mike, the golfing with Cecily, and on Friday's show, So the dilemma was you wanted to invite two of your buddies to also come with you and your daughter when you guys went out Father's Day golfing because they would fill out the foursome. Your wife said that that's not really a Father's Day with your daughter if you're inviting your buddies. What did you end up doing?

00:02:39 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 4:

Oh, you know what I did. You know what? Okay, so I asked Cecily. I sat down with Cecily and I said, hey, so daddy's friends might want to come. Do you mind if they join us? and she's just an amazing human being and also is very much like me and was like more of the merrier. Like, bring them on. Like, let's, you know, it'll be fun. She knows one of them pretty well. And so she's like, yeah, yeah, let's do it. So we go to set it up, and because it's Father's Day weekend, it is absolutely packed with people. There's no way I could even get them in at all, even if I, like, pulled some strings and tried to make some stuff. There was no way they were getting in. And so it ended up just being us, too, which was amazing.

00:03:16 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 5:

It was a blast. You only could get a twosome, which means, did you golf with another couple then or another twosome?

00:03:22 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

Oh, did we? The most professional, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to say professional. These guys were, it was two old ladies, older ladies, and they were very much into golf. They took it very, very seriously. Oh, yeah. Very, very seriously. And I don't know if you guys know people that are adult tattletales, but that's what I would equate these two women to. We were playing, and it was just Sess and I, and Sess isn't very good to begin with, and she didn't want to hit. She didn't want to drive every single time, and she didn't want to hit from the fairway every single time. She really just wanted to putt and drive the golf cart. So it was us, and then there was a foursome in front of us, and then the two women behind us were kind of with us, but they were kind of doing their own thing because they were in full match mode. So you couldn't go fast. You had to wait for the people in front of you. So while we were on the green or whatever, Cess would go to putt, and she would miss it. And I would go, I'll try it again. You know, try it again. You're learning how to play golf. Like, who cares? This isn't, I'm not playing for a match or anything. We're just playing to have fun. And these women behind us called the. Authorities. Yeah, they called the Rangers. And they were like, hey. And so the Rangers pulled up on us, like all sneaky-like. And we're like, hey, are you letting, you know, Cecily putt? They didn't say Cecily. Are you letting your daughter putt a couple times? And I said, oh, yeah, you know, we're just having some fun with it. They went, you know what? I would do the same thing, too. But the ladies behind you are busybodies. Oh. Wait. Oh. Are you serious? So the old ladies that you got teamed up with were.

00:05:00 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 2:

uh calling the uh to tell on you but on father's day right on a day that was clearly for you and your kid to enjoy yeah and so i i i don't know i was i wanted to be like uh rude about it when they wanted to they came up to us and like can we play through can we play through i wanted to be like i wanted to say something because that was rude i felt like yeah but i did i didn't i just let it just go or whatever but i'm like what what is the point what is the point we can't go any faster. We can't do anything different. It was the...

00:05:30 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 1:

And by the way, I'm not a golfer. How much time if she was not doing that would then have saved two minutes? I don't understand golf.

00:05:41 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 3:

I can't go any faster. Because there are people in front of you.

00:05:44 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, you can't go anywhere. Yeah, so who the heck cares?

00:05:48 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 2:

They were in a match, I guess. I don't know if matches are timed or I don't know how that works. They were playing against each other.

00:05:54 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 1:

But if you couldn't go anywhere, even if they went

00:05:56 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 3:

ahead of you they couldn't go anymore exactly yeah by the way old people from up north the retired old people your lives are almost over let's let's enjoy life a little bit let's be happy let's not be sad here's a young dad and his young daughter you were one time that way better i don't know if golf was invented maybe that's what it might have been maybe that's why they were rushing i think the race against time props to those rangers so for being kind to you

00:06:28 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 2:

and understanding the situation yeah he was they were the whole golf course was incredible like they were very cool about it they just know that that those two women specifically are they're just busy yeah they're yeah i don't know what that means in in like uh young purple terms, but it sounds... They were bitches.

00:06:49 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 3:

Busy bitches is what you're saying, right?

00:06:52 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 2:

But I was going to take the boys. I wanted to take them, and my wife was like... Bitches be crazy. My wife was like, ask Cecily.

00:06:59 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 3:

By the way, you should have brought the boys. I told you. Did I not say this on Friday? I said, if you brought the boys, it would have been more fun. The guys would have had more fun with you than the people you get teamed up with. I hate, by the way, golfing with two complete strangers only to find out that the two complete strangers are, you know, rule followers. I hate rule followers. What's up, Brittany? What's going on?

00:07:22 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 5:

Hi. So I'm just assigned to the text that I sent in, and I only know it's from my husband, but it is golf etiquette to let the other people play through if you're taking a little bit longer. I did. I did. I agree with the phone call.

00:07:37 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Or with what they did, but I know. But couldn't they have, instead of calling and tattletaling on you, couldn't they have just asked you before they did that, hey, this is so sweet, it's Father's Day, we understand, can we play through?

00:07:51 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 3:

Wouldn't that have been the nice thing to do? Well, no, they were playing with Mike, so they couldn't play through.

00:07:55 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 2:

They did ask.

00:07:56 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 1:

You can tell I'm not a golfer.

00:07:58 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 2:

Well, no, they did ask to play through because what had happened is—

00:08:01 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 1:

But after they called on you.

00:08:02 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 2:

Yes, I think they called the ranger first, and then the ranger hadn't showed up fast enough. So they're like, can we play through? And I said, of course, yeah, I don't care. There's nobody behind us. Let's, who cares? And so then all of a sudden the rager comes up like super sneaky and fast. And I'm like, is everything okay? He's like, yeah. He's like, I don't even want to say anything right now. He's like, let's just pretend like we had a conversation about this and just have fun. Enjoy yourself.

00:08:24 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, good guy. What's up, Haley? Hi.

00:08:27 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 6:

Hi, good morning. Hi. So I was at a campground actually this past weekend, and I was driving my three-year-old son on my lap on the golf cart, less than 10 miles an hour in a campground. and first someone came up yelling at me that he shouldn't be there and i was like oh we're just going really slow like i'm taking i'm his mother i'm being very cautious and uh they ended up calling the park ranger on us and uh they came out and the guy pretty much pretty much did the same thing i was like just pretend that we talked to you uh and i and they kind of like catered to them a little bit i was like just put them towards your side and all these things and i was just like And the quote from Mean Girls, you know how they say, you're a fun sucker, they suck fun? Yes.

00:09:12 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 2:

That's exactly it.

00:09:14 - 00:09:20 | Speaker 3:

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00:09:20 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 1:

I got to come over and pretend I talked to you.

00:09:23 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 3:

What kind of food you got here anyway? What's going on, Erica?

00:09:30 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 4:

Good morning, everyone.

00:09:31 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 3:

Good morning.

00:09:32 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 4:

I was just thinking, I don't even know why they would go on Father's Day of all days, like to Megan's point. I mean, not only is it not a day for them, they also have to know it's probably one of the busiest days to go golfing. Because they're old and they're mean. Then they should have picked a different day. And if they're that old, then they can go on a weekday. They don't need to go on a weekend.

00:09:55 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

Honestly, for some reason, and where Mike was golfing, it's a beautiful area.

00:10:00 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

Yes, it is.

00:10:00 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 6:

But there's a lot of old people that end up living up there during the summertime. And it's like going down to Florida in the wintertime and hitting the snowbirds. These are the summer birds. Oh, thank you. They get caught up in their being the fact that you get to – and I'm going to get to this point too, Erica. Give me another five years, and I'm going to be the old guy yelling at people on the golf course. All right? You give me just a little bit more time And I'll be right there But I don't understand it right now Especially like you said on Father's Day of all things It's a day to love your dad And to be with your dad And here's this beautiful little girl That wants to be golfing with her dad I don't care if she takes a thousand swings And people are texting Take her to miniature golf

00:10:47 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 3:

I'm sorry I think it's kind of surprising coming from women too Because generally they have to be super patient And also the aww I would just be like, oh, okay, do whatever you want.

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