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It's Mojo in the Morning, so tonight's a big night out. We're going to have a little party tonight. And Mike and Allie, I'm excited that you guys are coming. And who's watching the kids, Mike? Grandma or?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom. My mom. I probably shouldn't have said that. Why? Because we're kind of, I don't know if you've ever, I mean, I'm sure everybody's done this. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a terrible person. We kind of lied a little bit to my mom so that we could get a little extra time, just the two of us. So we're leaving right after the show, but we don't necessarily, I mean, the party's not until later. We probably didn't need to leave until later.

Yeah, the party starts at 7 o'clock tonight. Yeah, yeah. And you had said earlier that you're going to come to town early. I was wondering about that, what you guys were planning. So what did you tell your mom?

I just told her we were leaving early. I just told her we were, no, I feel bad. But I just told her we were leaving early, and then I thought about it, too, on the way back. I'm like, let's just take a little extra time. Like, let's just say we have to stay out here a little bit longer and just spend the weekend. We just need a weekend, if I'm being honest. No, because I didn't ask, and I'm lying. So are you guys gone the whole weekend, and you come back on Sunday? No. As of right now, we're coming back Saturday, but I've been pushing for it. Let's just stay another day. Let's just stay another day.

I bet Grandma would love that, by the way. I bet she would love to have more time with the kids.

You know what Mike sounds like right now? Mike sounds like me with my dog sitter, Marissa. Oh, really? Yes. When Marissa dog sits for Henry and Louis, sometimes I'll lie about when we've come back to town so that I don't have to deal.

with the dogs for a couple of days i know it sounds bad right you're like that with your your

children though i and you're you're worse than i am i know i'm a terrible human i just want i don't know i just want a couple hours just a couple hours extra and then i kind of stretch it to like

well just a day just a day or two listen i think there's a lot of parents that can relate to this are there a lot of parents whose kids are home with a babysitter and you guys ever just like when you're coming home early from work you say you know what i got the babysitter at all five i'm gonna i'm gonna go out and go shopping or something i'm gonna go walk around target

aimlessly yeah i think that that's that's a common thing mike i feel guilty i feel guilty but at the same time i'm i'm like we we need a a weekend away like we have a anniversary coming up next month so we're gonna do that but even then just a day i know somebody that actually will have

She pays for daycare, and if she doesn't have a day off, like if she's not working and she has a day off where she's going to be home, she still brings her kids to daycare. Yeah, she wants to have her own time.

But I really don't think that you should feel guilty for that. Moms and dads need some alone time. Sure. I think that's really important. It helps you be a better dad. It helps Allie be a better mom.

How often would you say is a good amount of time? Because we don't ever, and I feel guilty doing it, but I agree with you. I just don't know how much to do it. I don't know.

And by the way, secondly, EJ pointed something out yesterday when he was in studio with us. He said, why is it that Mike will always, when he brings up a topic, go, I don't know why. And he talks like sexy. You have a, I noticed it during this break here right now. What? Did you notice that, Megan, what I'm talking about with Mike?

I just think it's interesting that the word you chose to go with was sexy. I think that says more about you than him.

No, he's got, he does the whole, he does the whole, like, I don't know why I want to do it. You do that sometimes.

You don't call Shannon or I sexy.

No, but it's usually the voice changes. Am I right, Emin, Ellen? His voice kind of changes a little bit. When you know that Mike's up to no good, he gets a sexy voice going.

I don't think it's a sexy. I think it's like a kid getting in trouble. Like I just got in trouble, and that's what it feels like anyways.

And it was with your mom, and now here you are again about to get in trouble with your mom. Your poor mother.

There's definitely not a sexy voice there.

So when you would get in trouble with your mom, you'd be like, oh, mom.

No, it's just like head down. I feel bad.

People are calling you breathy Mike.

It is. It is breathy Mike. I kind of like it. I'm going to have to go back and listen to it because I don't know what you're talking about. Hold on a second.

I should actually have music for this. I should get that sexy sax music that I have.

Here, let's whisper.

Oh, Careless Whisper? Okay. From George Michael.

Hold on a second. I don't know what you were talking about until you did that.

Hold on, Mike. Ready? Are you ready? So here you go. Mike, tell the whole story over again. Ready? And go.

Well, now I'm focused on my voice. So I feel, I see now I'm focused on my voice. I'm not going to do it like you want me to do it. So I feel bad because I'm lying to them. No, no, no. Now you're talking normal. Well, because I'm noticing it. Come on.

You pointed it out. If I didn't notice it. All right, hold on a minute.

I'm pretending like I'm calling my mom right now. Hey, so I'm going to be a little bit late. We got this. We're just going to have to stay a little bit long. I know we didn't we didn't agree to the three days in Detroit, but I was just I was hoping like I was wondering, Mom, am I doing it?

No, you're not doing it.

No, I don't know what it is.

No, hold on. Let me see if I can find the audio real quick. I'm going to stop it. Start it real quick. I got to get the audio.

Mike, there's so many text messages saying Mike always does this. I don't know what it is. Yeah.

Yeah. Hold on. I'm finding the audio from because we record everything. So let me see.

I wonder if it's like I'm in trouble. A tail between the legs in trouble. Hold on. Hold on. I probably shouldn't have said that.

Well, let me play it. I heard it. Oh, it does? All right. All right. Here we go. This is the recorded one. All right. Here we go. Ready? And normal. You say, you know what?

I'm lying. All right. Here we go.

We're going to have a little party tonight. And Mike. All right. Here we go. Ready? And I'm going to play it. and then I'll have the careless whisperer going in the background. Here we go. This is from just, this is just from moments ago on Mojo in the Morning. We're going to have a little party tonight and

Mike and Allie, I'm excited that you guys are coming. Who's watching the kids, Mike? Grandma or?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom. My mom. I probably shouldn't have said that. Why? Because, well, we're kind of, I don't know if you've ever, I'm sure everybody's done this. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a terrible person. We kind of lied a little bit to my mom so that we could get a little extra time, just the two of us. So we're leaving right after the show, but we don't necessarily, I mean, the party's not until later. We probably didn't need to leave until later.

Yeah, the party starts at 7 o'clock tonight, so. Oh, yeah, daddy.

I know what it is. I know what it is. What is it? I think in my head, if I talk quieter, it's almost like a whisper. Like, she can't hear what I'm saying if I say it, like, I know we're on the radio. I know thousands, millions of people are listening to us right now. But in my head, I'm like, if I just say it a little bit quieter. She's not going to hear what I'm saying Would you call it a careless whisper? Yeah I never noticed I did it though

All right, Paris, what's up? He smoldering like in Jumanji What's that? I'm sorry, say that again Say that again, you cut out He was smoldering like in Jumanji He was smoldering like in Jumanji? Paris I think that this is the thing with Mike is that when he when he does something that he feels guilty about he kind of brings his voice down to a sexy level I don't know maybe yeah maybe thinking he's nobody's gonna know what's going on but that was great I'm sorry to bust

you on that whole thing Mike no I'm glad you did I never realized I did that till just now

yeah okay let's do this then let's let's do the topic I want to know the topic do people lie to their babysitters like do they lie like what's in in what do you lie about like do you lie about like what time you're coming home because I have had that before like where I knew I was going to come home later than I really told the babysitter I was coming home but I didn't want to set the babysitter to a point where she'd be like really pissed at me and then I did the whole oh something hold on I'm doing something something just came up I'm sorry you know whatever you know you do that like parents do you do parents do that like you're lying to your baby like do you lie to pam

ever do you know blatantly that you're lying to her um don't say no no of course i've lied to i mean i i'm just trying to think of stuff i've like lied about i know there have been things i mean even like you know coming home late night if she's watching the kids for me late at night i'm like i only you know we only had a few drinks as as ashley and lindsey are carrying me right like you don't want to be considered a bad mom that you had a rowdy night out have you ever your babysitter and i can like not put together a sentence our babysitters one time

had to clean up after us because we came home i mean yeah over served cam has seen it all for sure yeah um and the the funniest too is when you uh have the babysitters that you know and by baby The babysitters are always so great at this, but you have the babysitters that will stay up, you know, and not fall asleep because they want to talk to you, too, when they come home and they don't want to, you know, whatever. And you know they're exhausted and they're out on the couch. Like, that's how late you stayed out. Yeah. That you're a little bit late coming home. What's going on, Robin?

Hi. We actually would light our seven kids when they were younger. The oldest was 15. And the rest of the age down to two. and we would say we're going to parts pickup because my husband worked on a lot of equipment and we really would go out to have lunch together oh really so you would lie you're just working right yeah we wanted him to think he needed parts for something if they knew we were going out to eat they'd all want to go sometimes we took them but we wanted to just sneak away and as they got older they're all like you weren't picking up parts you were going out to eat sometimes we You just stopped at the park.

Oh, my God. I'm telling you that. So you ate your food at the park instead of going home with it? Yes. Yeah. I've done that before. Talk about lying to your kids. I lie to my kids all the time. You know? I don't want them knowing exactly what the hell we're doing. Yeah.

Yeah, because then they want to be there.

The worst was, I remember one time I took Chelsea to a Pistons game back in the day when Joey was a little kid and he would come with me to all the Pistons games and it was getting towards the playoffs. and it might have even been in the playoffs, and Joe said, are we going to the Pistons game? I'm like, no, I don't have the tickets tonight. Oh, great. Well, Mom and I are going out. Come home, and Chelsea brings home. You remember they used to have those two things that Rock Financial used to do? They were like thunder sticks. Oh, yes. And you'd bang them together, and they would do a thing. Chelsea comes walking in the house and leaves the thunder sticks on the counter, and the next morning...

little joey wakes up going you went to a pistons game it's the worst oh nice all right all right

let me have you do me a favor robin yeah your best imitation of mike whispering go ahead ready

go well i went out the other day and i found chicken on the ground Is it always Do I always do that Yeah

But you only do it In a case Where you're trying To like I don't know You know that You're going to get yourself Either in trouble With Allie Or somebody else You know what I mean You kind of have that It's the Like as Megan said Your careless whisper It's Mike's careless whisper Take care Have a great day Rob And have a great weekend Bye Love the song

Take your hand

And lead you To the dance floor

Am I the only one

that likes this song?

I only know the choir

If Tony doesn't let me do a weekend shift in WNIC one of these days I'm going to be really upset

Do one of my Friday night 80s

I want to do it Seriously

Feet have got no rhythm But it's easy to pretend I know you're not afraid Should've known better than to cheat and pray Waste the chance that I've been given So I'm never gonna dance with you The way I dance with you

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