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Mike's Embarrassing Google Search
Mojo In The Morning

Mike's Embarrassing Google Search

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February 13, 2023 | 00:06:11 | Leisure

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00:02:02 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 4:

mike in alley uh mike and his wife went out for a valentine's date to costco this past weekend we posted so cute you can see the pictures up on our instagram and facebook we posted them over the weekend mike that was so cute and uh tell me i saw some pictures also from you guys eating it Didn't look like you guys ate at the food court, though.

00:02:23 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 3:

No, no. So we don't normally celebrate Valentine's Day. Like, we'll do the day before because it was, like, our first date or whatever. Like, today would be the day we normally celebrate. But we decided, you know, let's do it. We never do it. So we went out, and I was like, all right, let's go to a nice restaurant. So she's been mentioning this nice, really, really nice restaurant in downtown Grand Rapids called Leo's. It's like a – they're known for their seafood.

00:02:45 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 4:

And for those in Michigan, it's not Leo's. Like, we have Leo's, like, because there's a Coney Island chain that's called Leo's.

00:02:50 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 3:

yeah and so it is this really really really nice place like super nice but she only mentioned it once uh like a couple months ago like we drove past it she's like i really want to go there so i felt like i'm not a giant seafood guy like a couple things but i thought this would just you know this will surprise her and she knows we're going to costco and doing this other cheesy stuff i thought this would be really cool so we went to this restaurant and it is a really nice restaurant like you could tell i could tell in seconds like i probably don't i'm i don't belong here necessarily But I was wrong. I was like, when I walked in, I was like, I felt like I just don't belong here. But once I got there and sat down, I was like, oh, this is really nice. And we had a listener sit down next to us. Her name is Hallie and her whole family. And she walked in and it was like a, it was like cheer. She goes, Mike, hello. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it was really cool. She's like, we listened to the show. We love, you know, I saw you before. I never said hi. So she sits down and we feel more comfortable as we're getting there. And then we look at the menu and you guys, I can't pronounce half the things that were on this menu. And so then I'm like, okay, I have to, I go into instant, like, like, I'm going to order whatever I can pronounce mode. Like, I'm going to get a steak because I can pronounce steak. And my wife wants a, I'm going to try to pronounce it again. And I know I'm going to say it wrong. It's Bula, Bula, Bula, Bula, Bula, Bula, Bula, Bula, B-O-U-L-L. It's like a bowl of something. A bowl of something. Go ahead. Say it again. Bala bin. How do you spell it? B-O-U, I think there's two L's and two S's. Do it one more time. B-O-L-A-C-E, yeah. B-O-L-A-C-E-A.

00:04:32 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 5:

Oh, it's like a stew. Yes. Like a seafood stew.

00:04:35 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

I'm only annoying this because I just Googled. And so that's what we had to do. So I'm like, we're not going to be those people that go to this nice restaurant and go and try to pronounce this and look like fools. Because I've done that before, and then they correct you, and you look stupid. And now we're sitting by these people who are literally having a conversation with us, and I'm already kind of in that edgy, that edge mode where I'm like, I'm just trying to feel comfortable here.

00:05:00 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 6:

I feel like this is a really, really nice restaurant that we don't normally go to. And so I'm a little uncomfortable. And so I pull up Google pronunciation, but my Google is so loud that it pronounces it. And I still couldn't tell you how to pronounce it. But it pronounces it. You know how it does it really loud? It's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:05:17 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 7:

Spell it for me, and I'll go into mine and do it.

00:05:20 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 4:

It's B-O-U. I think there's two L's. It's B-O-U-I-L-L-A-B-A-I-S-S-E. A-B. Oh.

00:05:30 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 3:

It says, it is a type of French seafood stew that combines fish, shellfish, and vegetables in a tasty broth. Booyah base. Booyah base. Booyah base. Booyah base.

00:05:42 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 6:

But it's super loud. And to the point where people next to us are like, looking over. And then one of the people that are sitting at that table are like, hey, that's pretty good. You should try that. We've been here before. Lisa, what's up?

00:05:57 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 2:

Okay, Mike, you heard it. It sounds like Shannon pressed the button. Can you say it now? Booyah bass.

00:06:04 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 6:

That's a booyah bass.

00:06:06 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 2:

Booyah bass. That's pretty close. That's pretty close.

00:06:10 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

00:06:10 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 7:

Have you ever had that happen to you, Lisa? You go out to eat somewhere and they have something on the menu that you just don't know what the heck it is or how to pronounce it? I just point to it.

00:06:18 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 2:

My favorite is I know how to pronounce it and it won't come out of my mouth that way. Yeah.

00:06:23 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 7:

Yeah. I'm a pointer. If I ever have to go to a restaurant, I'm just like, I'll take this. Right here. What's going on, Tony? How are you?

00:06:33 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 5:

Good morning. I'm actually Mike posing as Tony because there's obviously lots of Mikes floating around in this conversation. Oh, okay.

00:06:42 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 7:

So they changed your name from... British Mike.

00:06:46 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 5:

Yes, I'm British Tony today. British Tony.

00:06:49 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 7:

I like that. I don't think you're supposed to tell us, though, if they changed your name. I think that they're supposed to... No, I'm not. Sometimes the call screeners, Lydia, who screens our calls, will say, hey, we got like five mics on here, not to confuse anybody so it's not mic answering. Can you just go by whatever another name is? And so we're going to call you. You know what we're going to call you from now on? We're not going to call you Tony. We're going to call you Booyah Bass. Booyah Bass. What's up, Booyah Bass?

00:07:14 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 5:

Booyah Bass is brilliant. And that's all I was going to do is just chip in and pronounce it. But it sounds like you got that down. It's actually a fish stew from the Côte d'Azur around Antibes, Marseille, that part of the world. Oh, my gosh. It's lucrously expensive because it's got handfuls of saffron in it. And, you know, saffron's more expensive than gold. But it's absolutely delicious. And I hope you have a little taste. Radio Mike.

00:07:39 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 7:

Mike, that's fancy schmancy. You see what I did there? Radio Mike? I hope you have a little taste. Radio Mike.

00:07:48 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 5:

Because it's so delicious.

00:07:50 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 7:

Thank you, Tony. Thank you. Appreciate it.

00:07:53 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 5:

I will say good morning, gentlemen, and have a wonderful day. You too. Take care.

00:07:56 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 7:

Bye, Mike. We'll see you, buddy.

00:07:58 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, I've never been more turned on in my life. I remember screening his call a couple weeks ago. I could not forget that voice.

00:08:07 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I like it. All right, thank you for the call, buddy. We'll talk to you.

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