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Mike's Good Side
Mojo In The Morning

Mike's Good Side

from Mojo In The Morning

December 7, 2022 | 00:10:23 | Leisure

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The hell song is this?

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I like it. Mysterious. It's sexy.

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Interesting stuff here. Well, this is not mojo, obviously. I'm not a professional. I'm just a kid. My name is Joe. I am Mojo's son, and I'm filling in for my sick dad. He went too hard at Jingle Ball. That's just kind of what happens. It's our Channel 955 Jingle Ball presented by Capital One. He never experienced a Jingle Ball in his life. He didn't know what it would be like, and now he is unfortunately sick. But fortunately for me and Ashley and Jed, we get to come in and hang out with you guys a little bit longer before we go on our flight.

00:03:36 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 9:

We'll all be sick by the weekend because did we not literally hug 12,000 listeners and take selfies with every one of them.

00:03:42 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 7:

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And, like, you know, we all moved to, and we all, the Joe Show did Ashley Nixon and Jed and I. We moved to Florida, so it's still, like, 85 degrees. Last night, we're cheap. We're not going to get an Uber. We walked back to the hotel, and it's, you know, raining and cold. Oh, yeah.

00:04:00 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 9:

It was cold and rainy.

00:04:01 - 00:04:13 | Speaker 7:

40 degrees hits different now. I don't know what it is, but I have become less of a human being living down south in Florida. I walked outside and took my coat off and went, ooh, this is nice.

00:04:13 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 9:

I love this. Oh, you did it. Really? We were so sweaty backstage. It felt good.

00:04:19 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 7:

Hey, what happened, Mike, by the way? So the whole entire Jingle Ball experience, it's all recapped. It's on our website. It's on our socials. Everything. Go check it out. What happened with you and Ava Max, though?

00:04:32 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 8:

So, okay. I don't know. And you know what? Actually, I understand where she's coming from because I do this, too. Ava Max Megan and I interviewed Ava Max backstage So we're talking to her Before we go to interview her You know her handler walks up And he says hey If you're going to take pictures Make sure it's only taken on her left side And I was like Wait what now And he's like yeah only on the left side She only likes to get pictures on the left side

00:05:00 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 5:

So we went through videos and photos. Go watch her videos. Everything she does, her face, it only shows the left side of her. That's 100% true.

00:05:08 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 6:

There's some women and some men that have that rule. They have a favorite side, and they won't allow the others to show. And we've had artists come in over the years that have said that about where we set up the cameras when we're doing a live web stream. And it's so funny because they all have the same move. I don't know if you saw it last night. The artist will never say it. They have their people say it. And then the artist always acts like, what?

00:05:29 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 5:

I didn't know that they said that

00:05:31 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 6:

The handler will say Could you please make sure you stand over here We only want to photograph this side Oh come on that's silly we don't care But of course they make sure Meanwhile they're not moving to the other side

00:05:43 - 00:06:18 | Speaker 5:

They're going to stay right there Are you like that though I know that there are people driving Because actually a first timer Last night for me Maybe it's a jingle ball thing But 844-665-6548 844-MOJO-LIVE I'm curious what Spike thinks because he is a photographer. I'm interested. Everyone in here thinks about that. Yesterday, if you look at the pictures I posted, and you can see it on every single social media, so I'm not going to say at JoeShowSucks is my Instagram. That'd be silly. But if you saw the way my hair was falling on the left, I don't know what happened.

00:06:19 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 2:

What?

00:06:19 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 5:

But my hair was kind of like. Why are you doing that with your finger? Because it was gracing my eyebrow. Was it sexy? It was so sexy. It was so sexy that I sprayed so much hairspray in just so that the hair. And then I moved. Ashley can attest to this. I think anyone who took a picture with me, I had to be showing the left side of my face. You did.

00:06:40 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Well, also, we wouldn't even let Khalid be in the same picture as you because there's too much sexy if it were both of you in the same picture. That's right. I asked Shannon before the show to take a picture of me holding an iHeart microphone because we had literally 10 minutes before the show before chaos. The rest of the night was a tornado. I don't even remember what happened. We were so busy. When we first got there, Shan said, take a picture before it gets crazy. I said, all right, which side do you like? And she goes, I don't have a side. I go, what? Every woman has a side.

00:07:04 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 2:

I really don't. She's like, I don't have a side at all. I swear to God, I don't. I don't have a side. The one thing I will say is I don't like it when people take photos close up.

00:07:12 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Well, no one does.

00:07:13 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 2:

Like selfies. I am looking in very much the wrong direction. Shan, it looks like I have wonky eyes. Look straight ahead at me real quick. Are you telling me what side is? I'm going to do this for you right now.

00:07:26 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 5:

She has a very symmetrical face.

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No, I don't. I actually have one side that's droopy on my mouth.

00:07:32 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 5:

Wait, you think that that side is droopy?

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This side's droopy.

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I like the droopy side.

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Okay. Thank you, Joe. Thank you.

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I think you look so good when you droop.

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I really do.

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I really do.

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I tried every side. I don't have a good side. I'm still waiting for any good. My good side is when I'm behind people.

00:07:49 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but you got tricks, though. You've told us your tricks. Spike has tricks.

00:07:53 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 6:

Always get further away from the camera and have them zoom in. It slims your face. You don't want to be holding, like Shannon said, you never want to do a selfie. When listeners ask for selfies, we try and pass off the camera. I always give it to my girlfriend. Meg will take the picture of us here. Because it always looks better when you're not doing a selfie. But if you can get someone to stand even farther back and zoom in, it slims your whole body, your face, everything.

00:08:14 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 4:

No, that's it. You are just full of crap. You are absolutely full of crap.

00:08:19 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 6:

You watch the models getting their portraits taken by professionals.

00:08:22 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 4:

Yes, they're models. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God, this size zero girl looks good from afar because she's a size zero. That's exactly what you're saying. My ass over here is, like, selfies only and boobs up. Like, that's it. Like, boobs up.

00:08:36 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 6:

So your best side is more vertical than horizontal.

00:08:39 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 3:

My best side is under my chin and above my waist. And I also lean forward in every photo so that my cleavage is showing. I'm like, yeah, people just look there. I have to do, yeah. People will just look there.

00:08:55 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 5:

Shannon's really leaning forward. Yeah. I've been gaining a lot of weight lately, and now I know what to do. I'm going to start bending over. Show the cleavage. This is going to be good. I think this is very, very, very good. All right, let's get to some callers. An 844-665-6548, 844-MOJO-LIVE, as Ava Max and apparently everyone else has a side or a pose when they're taking pictures. Hey, Marlene, what is your side? Good morning.

00:09:24 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 1:

Megan, you are absolutely beautiful. I see your pictures. You look good on any angle. Don't you worry about that. I agree. I love you, Marlene. I agree. I love you, too. Okay, this is my philosophy because I always have to be on the left. But I'm left-handed, so when you hold the phone up, you're used to turning your head because you know you can't. You've got to cock your head so it kind of hides that chin fat. So when you go to take pictures Your head don't feel like Talking the other way So I always have to be to the left side of everybody That is

00:09:55 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

The tilt is true Because I never tilt my head In fact it feels funky

00:10:00 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 1:

To the right. Okay? It's like tight. Like I need a massage right here. But to the left, it's comfortable.

00:10:07 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 10:

Anyone else picking up on the trend that there's no one with a right side? Mm-mm. Do we not take pictures together? Mine's on my right side. Oh, it is? Yeah.

00:10:15 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 6:

You can take pictures together, but you have to be on the left side so you can cast your head to the right.

00:10:20 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 10:

We both are going to have to be posing like prom pictures if we all want the same side. Or like the awkward 1980s family photos where everybody's in a line. I don't know. Hey, Dakota has a reason why she always has to pick a side, and that's because of a piercing. Isn't that right, Dakota?

00:10:38 - 00:10:50 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, so like a lot of women favor one side for the sole purpose of their nose piercing. They feel like that's their better side now. But with me, I just solved that problem and got both sides pierced, so I always have a favorite side.

00:10:50 - 00:10:55 | Speaker 10:

Yeah, I like that. That's smart. That's very smart. That's very smart.

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Go ahead, Dakota. why pick a favorite like every woman is beautiful inside and out just show it off who cares what people think yeah I'm more here for an excuse to get another piercing any excuse I'm in

00:11:07 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 10:

I have a left nipple piercing so that's why it's my left side now I realized it

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do you what yeah you guys didn't know that

00:11:15 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 10:

I got that in Florida no you did not yeah I did let me see your nipple get out of here are you serious you didn't know that I just won cause it's my side what do you mean no I didn't get my nipple My dad would kick my butt I wouldn't be filling in for him right now I'd be filling up my grave

00:11:32 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 6:

There's nothing wrong with nipple piercing

00:11:33 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 10:

No, there is nothing wrong But I'm looking forward to talking to Kyle Because Kyle, you have a very interesting reason Why you have to pick your side

00:11:42 - 00:11:52 | Speaker 7:

Yes, and I will die on the hill That everybody should respect When somebody has a side they take pictures on Also, I love your guys' show I listen every morning Thank you so much

00:11:52 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 10:

Thank you, I'm a part of it

00:11:54 - 00:12:25 | Speaker 7:

but my reason is because when i was growing up i had a snaggle tooth on my left side like a hard snaggle tooth okay and then i got like kind of a floater left eye so i always take pictures to my right and um my best friend's wedding i was the maid of honor and i like told the picot and so i would always cover the snaggle tooth by keeping my mouth down yeah on that side which if you look from the front it kind of looks like i have a stroke and it's just been a really hard habit

00:12:25 - 00:13:03 | Speaker 3:

oh my gosh yeah so your best side is from behind that bush over there that's right listen you you we're all very self-aware there's something on our face that bothers us everybody and you start to over compensate trying to hide it and you end up making goofier faces i do that because i have a double chin and mojo always makes fun of me because i stick the photographer trick they tell you stick your forehead out towards the camera And it stretches out your chin But it works When you're looking straight at the camera They don't realize you're sticking your face out It just tightens up the neck But now I do it all the time And I'm so not aware of it When people are asking for pictures They all look at me goofy like What's going on with that guy?

00:13:03 - 00:13:09 | Speaker 10:

Well see and I've heard you say those tricks Like a million times So I try to do them But I end up just standing over Hunched over

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Like trying to take a picture It's not working I call the cops on us

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