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Mike's IPad Kid Hack
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Mike's IPad Kid Hack

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June 29, 2023 | 00:10:09 | Leisure

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Mojo in the Morning Show, more Morgan Wallen. Tomorrow, we will pick our Morgan Walmart winner. More have been added to the story. If you go to our Mojo in the Morning Facebook and Instagram, look at the stories. Oh, that was C-Web from yesterday. I'm going to scroll through these stories.

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They are so good. There have been a few where I'm like, is that really Morgan Wallen? Yeah. For real. Especially the one that she sent this morning.

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Yeah, these guys are good. Look at these guys Wow Oh that is Morgan Wallen

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But you know who I'm talking about The guy this morning

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I was looking at the ones Wow that guy really looks like Morgan Wallen But there's the guy with the kids There's even a little kid that looks like Morgan Wallen Did you see that little couple kids These guys are good The one from this morning is very good There's one guy that legit Is Morgan Wallen And the guy is now getting on my last nerves because he keeps sending us DMs going, so, so, so. And I'm almost like, you know what? Just go out of bed. So, Mike, you're reverbing back at me again. So, whatever you got there. Hey, hey. Last night I heard the da-da-da. What did you do? Hello. Yeah, there you are. We got to get Shannon's last night. Oh. We didn't get Shannon's. Okay. Why don't we do this last night?

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Let me get it for you.

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Again, this is the contest to win tickets to go see Morgan Wallen tonight.

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Oh, you've got to start it again. I wasn't ready. I thought you were playing the song. No.

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Come on.

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Okay.

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If you were a contestant, we would have hung up on the ring.

00:04:06 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 3:

You would have hung up on me. Last night. I went on a long bike ride. My sweet fiance, Wes, was right by my side. We stopped to get some drinks and ran into my favorite bartender. His name's Andrew. I was trying to rhyme. It was going good, though. I'm terrible at this.

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That was actually, no, that was good. That was actually very good. Shout out to him, by the way. She, by the way, wouldn't even have been in the top five. Not even.

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Not even.

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Actually, Mike, you should do your last night, and it should be about how you're feeding your baby. This is the funniest story. Are there any parents that are listening of newborns that there's one parent that the child likes more than the other? Because you can definitely tell in the case with...

00:05:00 - 00:05:16 | Speaker 3:

sebastian mike's new baby that sebastian is a mommy's boy oh yeah oh yeah and and there are some cases where mommy gives birth to the baby and the baby could be a daddy's boy or girl you know where it's like they want one parent over the other as far as you know feeding is concerned

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yeah and uh here hold on a second here's your feeding one sebastian tried to eat but when he sees my face, all he does is scream, and then I have to call Ellie to the room, but she doesn't care, because she doesn't...

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So, Sebastian, whenever you try to do the feedings, will scream and cry, and doesn't want dad, but wants mom, which means that poor mom's never getting any

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rest. Yeah, and she is breastfeeding, but she tries to take a break from it every now and then, and this is It's different because my son Milo, who's only three, is, like, all about dad. Like, dad can do no wrong. That's my guy. And so this is new. This is new territory for me. I've never had this before, and I really don't know how to stop it, honestly. I don't know what to do because I got to feed the kid. When she goes back to work, it's just going to be me and the kids every couple days, and I need him to stop screaming. But mom is mom, and he's all about him right now. Well, you know what?

00:06:22 - 00:06:35 | Speaker 3:

You do the hack that I told you. I saw it on, I don't know, Reels or something like that, where somebody did the whole hack of the dad. Oh, you did do it. Oh, look at this video that just came through.

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Tell everybody what you did. So you sent me that video, and you take the iPad, right? And you put it on your forehead, and you take a picture. I took a giant picture of Allie and just kept it on my forehead the entire time while feeding Sebastian.

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It worked?

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He sat there quiet, like staring at it. I don't know if he was trying to figure out, like, is that really her? But it was her.

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I saw this guy that did this, and I thought it was so cute. The guy was feeding his baby, and you just see the baby's looking up at the iPad, which has got the mom's face on it. Well, here's the video. You got to look at this. This is Mike feeding Sebastian with Allie on the iPad.

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Wait, where are you using to stick the iPad in your head?

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I think it's some, like, headband or something that Allie wore. You can see the stuff all over the house, too.

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This is the most amazing thing ever.

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That's funny. Oh, my God. That is so good.

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I bet there's hacks, too, that people, like, I would love to hear them. If you have a parent hack that gets a baby to love you more than her. Yeah.

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It's even funny. It's like if Allie is smiling like that, like, while she's actually feeding him, like, the picture shows. Oh, yeah.

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I don't know.

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Actually, Allie's falling asleep because she never gets any sleep because she's always feeding Sebastian Yeah, what is your hack? What is your hack to feed your baby or to get your baby to stop crying? Because I think you sent this to me as a joke Yeah, this is funny I didn't realize that that was the case for you guys

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Well, it is recently, yeah, because I'm trying to help a little bit more with her breastfeeding and everything And she's going to go back to work soon And then I started realizing when I do it He like screams He's not a fan

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I always felt like Chelsea thought I was on purpose Telling her that the kids wanted her over me But you know what it's like I don't know it's not No it's actually that's what it was The kids wanted their mom more than they wanted me Is it the whole like You're used to the heartbeat

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Well I think when Allie breastfeeds Does she like Does she have him on her boob or does she Because like with Smith Smith was a biter So I had to pump And then I would give him a bottle But it was breast milk No, it's on the boob Yeah, she does So I wonder I wonder too It's so hard And you know this This is baby number three for you It is tough to transition them to bottle too When they like the boob

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Yeah, and Milo So Milo didn't

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So strike against you right there

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Yeah, Milo didn't do that either So Milo was almost straight to bottle Yeah, this is different This is completely different

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What is that? What's happening?

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Breaking news

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We can't hear that though

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Yeah, I can't hear whatever

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Mojo

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Yeah, I'm sorry. There's a breaking news story coming in. Yeah, go ahead. What was your question?

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We were checking that out.

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No, we were listening to David Muir.

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Oh, you could hear David Muir on the air? Oh, it's through my headphones. Yeah, it's through my headphones. In a second here, there's a major story that's just breaking right now that we'll get to in just a second about the Supreme Court ruling on the affirmative action cases in colleges and then also about whether or not the government will pay for and waive student debt. What's up, Susan?

00:09:46 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 1:

Hi. When I had kids, my ex never used to like to feed them when the baby would cry. So I started to play softer music around him to make him relax more because the more he relaxed, the more baby relaxed. But when he was edgy,

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because he thought the baby would cry, the baby would cry. So it's about Mike. Mike has to change his demure and just slow down, relax a little bit, and then the baby will be.

00:10:09 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 6:

That's it. Mike, you know what? Honestly, would you want to be fed by Mike? Think about this. The guy is a nervous energy wreck, isn't he? Sometimes. Listen to him, Susan. Sometimes. The guy, he's like, you know, hey, hey, I said, hi, hi, hi, hi. It's like, I'm going to feed the baby. Hey, baby, Sebastian, how's it going on? Hey, let me tell you a story about this.

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I think he says, hey, baby.

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No, I'm talking to his baby. He's talking to his baby. Hey, Sebastian. But do you agree? He needs to relax. Listen to this lady's voice. Susan, where are you from, Susan? You've got a wonderful accent.

00:10:41 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 4:

I'm from England, thank you. Long time listener.

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Would you like to be Mike and Allie's Mrs. Doubtfire?

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Absolutely. I'll wait in a second.

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Mary Poppins. You can be there at Mary Poppins. Exactly.

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Mary Poppins. I have my umbrella, too. I have my bra.

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Honest, can I tell you, though, I think you're 100% right because I think that if you have nervous energy, then your baby's going to have nervous energy and then the baby's going to cry, and that's why Allie is just so much more calming. She is a lot more soothing.

00:11:16 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 4:

Get him ready before he needs feeding. Don't wait until he needs feeding and play with him or relax before you feed him.

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Can you please?

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Oh, my God, I just could just let him close my eyes.

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Can you do me a favor?

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Or will you just go, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, medicine go down.

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I do feel more relaxed.

00:11:41 - 00:11:46 | Speaker 3:

Can you explain what tuppens are? That's two pennies.

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Oh, that's great. I love it. Thank you, Susan.

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You're welcome. Have a fabulous day.

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Ashley says that the hack is all in Allie's scent. Is that right?

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Yeah, Mike. You should use a shirt with Allie's scent on it while you're feeding the baby.

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There you go, Mike. So I'm going to be dressed as a woman. Calm down.

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Just put it right next to the baby. No, just have the shirt on.

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You're right there. I thought you wanted me to put a bra on. Actually, can you imagine that's even the better hack than the iPad? Just start wearing Allie's clothes And then we'll get video of that too That would be perfect Thank you for the call Take care of yourself

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Bye

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