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Mike's Illegal License Plate
Mojo In The Morning

Mike's Illegal License Plate

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May 16, 2023 | 00:09:49 | Leisure

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00:01:49 - 00:01:55 | Speaker 8:

Mojo in the morning. Megan wants to call out Mike for something. What is it that Mike's doing?

00:01:55 - 00:02:15 | Speaker 5:

I think that Mike is up to illegal, and I believe this word is correct. I'm going to go with it with confidence, and it might not be illicit activities. Oh, good word. Thank you. Good word. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Have you noticed that I've been playing Scrabble online a lot lately? Lots of big words today. The vocabulary is expanding, guys, word by word.

00:02:15 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 8:

How good were you at Wordle? Did you do Wordle, or were you never a Wordle person?

00:02:18 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 5:

I was a Wordle person, but I was always too embarrassed to post my score because I never got it until, like, the last one.

00:02:24 - 00:02:26 | Speaker 8:

People, by the way, that still post their scores on Wordle.

00:02:26 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 5:

Oh, good for you.

00:02:28 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 8:

No, it's time to move on. It's time to move on. It's time to move on. I agree.

00:02:31 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 5:

I believe you also still play Farmville and ask for points on Facebook. So, Mike, it's up to what I can only imagine is the worst type of activities. because I have never in my life seen a more illegal license plate than I did on the back of one Michael Aguilar's car. I swear to God, you guys, picture a piece of aluminum foil just taped to the back of a car, and that's what his license plate looked like. No numbers or letters? No paint? Nothing?

00:03:03 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 4:

No nothing. Mike, you're going to get a ticket.

00:03:06 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 7:

I don't think it's illegal, is it? It's so illegal.

00:03:10 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 4:

Oh, you'll get a ticket.

00:03:11 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 7:

You can still see it.

00:03:12 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 8:

You can still see the numbers. No, you cannot. So it's not like your license plate is defaced. It just lost its face. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah.

00:03:22 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 7:

At some point during the last two years, I don't know when it happened, the snow and ice and salt and everything, it ripped off the paint from my license plate, and I just have never gotten it changed. No, I think they have to change all the numbers and everything, don't they?

00:03:38 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 5:

There's no way he didn't put paint stripper on the back of this license plate and hang it back up. There's not a lick of paint left on it.

00:03:45 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 8:

Do you think that, like, I don't know if there's a cop listening that could tell us, is that something that Mike could get a ticket for?

00:03:50 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 5:

Yes! Why? Because he can hit and run people. He can run lights. He can, whatever he wants. Nobody knows his license plate.

00:03:58 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 8:

As long as he's got the newest tag, he's fine, I think.

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 5:

Do you just have a sticker on a metal plate?

00:04:05 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 7:

With numbers on there that look silver.

00:04:07 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 4:

I know in the state of Michigan, if your letters and numbers are, like, peely and not, like, visible, you can get a ticket for that.

00:04:17 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 5:

Well, you can get pulled over for that for sure. And I wish more people would get tickets when you know who you are. You have those tinted things on top of your license plates so that you can get away with stuff, too. And I hate you. I hate you so much. Why do you feel like everybody's doing this to get away? That has to be illegal, though. That has to be.

00:04:34 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 8:

Why do you think that people aren't just doing it because they like it? They think it looks cool.

00:04:36 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 5:

Okay, so in the state of Ohio, we have red light cameras and speed cameras everywhere. So people do it so that they can't get their tickets in the mail. And our cops don't have to pull us over. They can hit you with a speed gun, take a picture, and then mail you your ticket. So a lot of people do it so that they can't get mailed their tickets. So they're smart.

00:04:54 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 8:

The people are smart to do that.

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

It's illegal. You know who gets more tickets because of those people? Me.

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 3:

And I'm sick of it.

00:05:01 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 1:

So you want everybody else to get tickets, too, then? Yes. Why would you get more tickets? Why would that be the reason you get more tickets?

00:05:07 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 3:

Because my license plate can be clearly red, and I'm just as speedy Gonzalez as everybody else.

00:05:12 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 2:

Are you the type of person that told on kids in school?

00:05:15 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

Absolutely. You didn't collect the homework. Yeah.

00:05:17 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 2:

You know what's interesting about license plates? I get license plate envy. I know this is going to sound weird, but we have these new license plates in Michigan.

00:05:28 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 3:

The blue and yellow ones are so good. They're so pretty. I don't want to pay for it.

00:05:32 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 2:

They look like how California's old license plates used to be.

00:05:35 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 3:

Well, they look like the old, old Michigan license plates. And they're so cool. I got to tell you, Ohio plates are the worst plates in the world. Yeah, they are. And every time I cross the state line and I see them, I'm like, your license plates are beautiful.

00:05:48 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 2:

Richard, what's happening? Shannon is, or I'm sorry, Megan is being a Richard to Mike here right now. What's going on? Hold on a second. Wait a second. That might be the greatest laugh ever in the history of life. I don't know what I want to take away. What's going on, Richard?

00:06:12 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 6:

I had driven with my license plate peeling for years. And, you know, there'd be cops dropping behind me all the time. And then Secretary of State, I was redoing my plate or my tabs. And they're like, it's been 10 years. You have to redo it.

00:06:27 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 2:

Oh, so there's actually, there's really a time limit on it, too. They probably know that those license plates don't last long. Melissa, what's going on?

00:06:37 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Mojo, how are you guys?

00:06:39 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 2:

We're good. What's going on, Melissa? What'd you want to say?

00:06:42 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 4:

So our new stickers that we get, they have our license plate number on that little sticker.

00:06:48 - 00:06:59 | Speaker 3:

Okay, but who can read that from a distance? Nobody. Nobody can read that. I can't. Don't you dare call in and defend him with your lunatic responses.

00:06:59 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 2:

With your correct response.

00:07:01 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

I love you, Mike.

00:07:02 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 2:

I love you. Very nice lady there calling up to defend you. Megan is wrong. Thanks, Mom. I appreciate it. Oh, we do have an officer on the phone with us. Officer Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. Good morning.

00:07:16 - 00:07:16 | Unknown:

How are you?

00:07:16 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 2:

Good. Nice to have you on. You wanted to give us the answer on whether or not Mike is doing something highly illegal and, as Megan said, illicit.

00:07:25 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 5:

Oh, it is illicit. Well, actually, it's an unreadable plate, so it is illegal. Uh-oh. Definitely can get pulled over and get a ticket for it.

00:07:35 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 2:

Megan's right.

00:07:37 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 5:

She's right, yep.

00:07:39 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 2:

Is it actually a finable offense, or is it just go get it fixed type thing, like a warning?

00:07:44 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 5:

Yes, you can get a fine for it. Personally, I don't like to write people tickets for it. I usually will just pull somebody over and let them know, because there are a lot of people that seem to be unaware of a lot of the laws out there.

00:07:57 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 1:

So do I have to buy new stickers and everything, too, after I get a new plate? Do I have to buy all that stuff again? I think they'll transfer, won't they? Or they'll give you a new sticker?

00:08:06 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 5:

I think they'll be able to transfer, but that's more of a Secretary of State thing. But you will need to get a new plate.

00:08:10 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 2:

Is there any truth to the rumor that Jeep Wranglers are the ones you like to pull over the most?

00:08:17 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 5:

I rarely do. Yes, good answer. I was just trying to get you.

00:08:22 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 2:

Megan drives one, so if you're anywhere in this area here, you can come.

00:08:26 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 5:

Oh, keep and look out.

00:08:27 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. Is there a specific car that you pull over more than others? That's a good question.

00:08:32 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 5:

No. Nope. It's just whatever ones happen to catch your eye as far as whatever they're doing.

00:08:38 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 2:

So you're actually a good cop. Yeah, I'm fair. I want to know, though, like the people that drive those fire red, like really expensive sports cars. You know, the guys that you know take like boner pills. Don't you ever feel like the need just to pull him over to see what the guy looks like inside the car and see if, like, maybe he's wearing, like, skinny jeans?

00:09:03 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 5:

I can't say that that's something that I think about. It's typically the ones that are running the engines for your, like, oh, thank you.

00:09:12 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

I was at the Naughty Moms Night Out. And thank you, by the way, Officer Armando. We appreciate it. If we ever get pulled over by you, is it okay if we name drop just to get out of the ticket? When we were at Naughty Mom's Night Out, I was noticing the valets in Birmingham, Michigan. Birmingham, Michigan. The cars that people drive and then the guys that get out of these cars and the women that get out of these cars. First off, the guys are all like this thin. I'm like looking at these guys. How do these guys stay so thin? Is that what it is? And the women all look like they're like eight to ten years younger than all these guys. And they're all driving these really nice cars. And then here comes Mike, valeting with a license plate falling off of his Kia.

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 4:

It's not falling off.

00:10:01 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 5:

It's Kia Sonata. Sorrento.

00:10:03 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 4:

Sorrento. Pulls up there. Did you almost feel bad? Do you almost feel bad like when you pull up in your valet parking in a place where it's like they think that you're the pizza guy delivering pizza to them?

00:10:15 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 5:

They're not expecting a tip if my license plate looks like that. You know what I mean? The expectations are set when you roll up with a license plate like that.

00:10:23 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 4:

No, the beauty is, have you ever done this? Have you ever valet parked your car and then somebody valet parked their car? They hand their ticket to the valet And the valet pulls up in a really nice car And you just pretend that that's your car So everybody can see you walking towards it I've done that a couple times At Somerset Collection My Tahoe's way in the back And then all of a sudden somebody pulls up In this gorgeous car There was some guy that had the other day Where I was noticing this Did you guys see the Ferrari that was parked out there?

00:10:52 - 00:10:52 | Speaker 5:

Yes

00:10:52 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 4:

Do you know Tony and I Our boss Tony and I looked it up online To see how much that car cost

00:10:58 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 5:

No, you didn't.

00:10:59 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 4:

It was a half a million dollar car.

00:11:00 - 00:11:03 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. I have student loans.

00:11:03 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 4:

I said to Tony, I go, Tony, lean up against it and take a picture. Because I thought it would just be funny to see Tony lean up against this thing.

00:11:09 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 6:

It probably was. Who? It was the guy who walked in with the sunglasses who bought all the mom's drinks.

00:11:15 - 00:11:15 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my gosh.

00:11:15 - 00:11:17 | Speaker 6:

Maybe. I don't know. He was kind of flashy.

00:11:18 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 4:

He definitely looked like he drove a nice car.

00:11:20 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

00:11:21 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 4:

Yeah. The people that have that. You have a car that costs that much money. I don't know. I wouldn't drive it. Never. Could you imagine pulling into like a Kroger to just go in and go grab a couple of things and you come out and there's like this shit.

00:11:33 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 6:

And my kids open my car door and ding your Ferrari.

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