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Alright. Mojo in the morning show. So, we've been talking about our jingle ball. I mean, we talk about it sometimes at nauseam, but we're so excited about it. Please, at least give us the benefit of the doubt that we We, being a show that's on only in Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Toledo, we normally don't get cool stuff. Like, no joke, I talk to other morning shows, and when I talk to them and I hear some of the things like Elvis Duran and Ryan Seacrest and Steve Harvey and The Breakfast Club.

Notice they're all on the coast, because they always call the Midwest the flyover states, you know, and it's kind of like, hey, you ignore us, but we have very fervent music fans here.

Right. Well, I mean, even like Fred in Chicago, you know, he gets nice stuff, but it's like market number three and stuff. We're only on, and I don't even know what Detroit is now. Detroit might be like market number 30 now or something. I don't know.

We're 11.

Okay. Is it really still? I think it went down.

Yeah, we bumped out of the top 10 two years, three years ago. I think we might be lower than that. In radio or population?

No, I think in, I don't know. It used to matter to me. Like I used to want to be in market number one. I'll give you a little radio history I worked in market number 300 once Isn't that great?

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Here's the thing I always wanted to become like Elvis Duran and have cool crap all the time but now I don't I have a family that's healthy and happy and I'm more at peace with myself My therapist tells me. So we got this jingle ball that we're excited about, and we're going to talk about it because we are excited. And I hope the listeners, you guys, are just as excited about this because we finally got one for you guys. We finally got Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Toledo, a jingle ball, after years of it just being New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Dallas, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Tampa, Florida, stuff. We finally got one here. So get your tickets, Ticketmaster.com. come to the show or win them from us, but at the very least be there with us and get just as excited with us. So that's Jingle Ball. Now we're going to talk about Mike's Jingle Balls.

Which I'm not equally as excited about. So my wife, ever since the conversation earlier this week about her having diarrhea or not having diarrhea, but it sounded like she did. I better clarify that real quick. Yeah, she's just been messing with me all week, like purposely. It's kind of what we do to each other anyways. We just kind of roast each other. We go back and forth or whatever. And a little back story. My wife and I have not decided on vasectomy or baby yet. We're still, it's a year later since we even started the conversation, and there's still no decision. we go back and forth but we always kind of mess with each other about it so she's like she'll hear me do and i'm sure your spouses do this at your house too like she'll she'll throw out like names for things like contests or ideas or something all the time and so she's talking about jingle ball and she's like we should do no balls for jingle ball i'm like what she's like you need to get a vasectomy before before you go to jingle ball um and that's not even like the the where this is going but i'm like oh that's kind of funny or whatever it's a great name yeah So then she's like, because that's where we always make babies. We always, either at vacation, it was a vacation one year, and then it was the Mojo in the Morning Halloween party when Milo was conceived. Oh, yeah, that's right. We always at events or when we're on vacation, that's where we make babies. And I don't know if everybody has a place that they conceived all their babies or if it's just random.

It's interesting that you say that because I think that conception of our children all happened very similar. I think that it was. I think it might have been similar to what you said. It was surrounding around a big thing, like a big family event that we conceived them. Do you remember which was which? I think, well, I know Luke's because Luke's was, Chelsea had to have makeup sex with me. I threw her a surprise birthday party for her 30th birthday. and it was all around a big party or something that we had. And I threw her a surprise birthday party and her friends were in town and she called me a stupid MF-er one time. And she felt so bad because she did it in front of her friend, Tanya. So Tanya convinced her to have makeup sex with me and we conceived Lucas.

And didn't she cuss you out when she found out she was pregnant too?

Oh, she got so, oh yeah. She called me the stupid MF-er again. But Mike, it was all around like a big birthday or something like that, or a big party that we threw. So that's interesting. So yours is always around at Big Station event, and here we got Jingle Ball coming up. So what does Allie think for the – where did Mike's Jingle Balls come into play here?

Like I said, she always messes – like, we always go back and forth. Like, I say baby, then she'll say baby one week, and then I'll say, nah, let's just do the vasectomy. So this was, you need to get a vasectomy – like, her messing with me. You need to get a vasectomy before Jingle Ball because – or at Jingle Ball. At Jingle Ball.

Oh, my God. Can we get a sponsor to add with Ciroki's Crispy Chicken and Pizza? Put them in his stirrups? Let's get a urology clinic to sponsor the Jingle Ball and have Mike up on stage behind like a curtain while the Backstreet Boys are saying, I want it that way. I'll hit the high notes. That would be so great. Oh, my God. By the way, our sales firm, we've got to give them a shout-out. They've been selling – they sold more than any of the other stations in the country for Jingle Ball sponsorships and stuff. But if one of our salespeople were to get a urology people to sponsor the Jingle Ball, I will plug that client nonstop from now until the end of the year so that Mike can get a vasectomy at the Jingle Ball. Wouldn't that be amazing?

Can you imagine? The next morning we'll be in here broadcasting, talking about the concert, and Mike will be sitting in the corner with a bag of frozen peas on his clutch.

Do it for the show. What's up, Sam? How you doing? What's the big, what's the events that you've conceived?

My wife's birthday is 11-11. So all three of my kids, they're four years apart. I mean, four years and birthdays. They're all within the same month, and they're all conceived on my wife's birthday. And I always tell my father, I tell my father-in-law, it comes around Thanksgiving, and I tell him, I don't drink. And usually these kids all get conceived on Thanksgiving. Well, that's what I was going to ask you. And I told him, every time you get me drunk, and I told him, I was like to him, every time you get me drunk, and I don't drink at all. I was like, every time you get me drunk, your daughter ends up pregnant. So this is the fourth year. So this is four years apart from my son. So I got this whole month. I'm staying away. I'm not doing nothing because I can't With everything that's going on, I'm straight I'm not taking a fourth on right now

I was wondering why you were only having sex On your wife's birthday And now I realize it's because of all the alcohol Around the holidays

Well, look, I don't even drink This guy loves to go put a couple drinks In front of me And I'll just have to get one in me

And then it's over with. Yep, and then your wife gets one in her. Good one. Now you know why I'm using the November no-whatever-it-is. Yeah, yep. This whole month, I'm good. I don't care whatever it is. I don't know what you're talking about.

You're making it so that it's so hairy down there you can't even find it.

I don't know what you're talking about. It's Busch Gardens.

Hey, Kay. Yeah. What's going on? What's the occasion that usually causes for pregnancy?

i just want to say i love y'all long time listener good morning thank you but my parents had three girls and were all born in may ironically the only month my parents would go camping with her friends was august wow that's so we're all campground babies oh my god oh okay that's that's amazing you know what i got when i got pregnant i was um at my aunt and uncle's house and they just got back from camping and they asked my parents because i had my camping and so on they said when are you going to go camping my mom said are you kidding you think

i want to get pregnant at my age oh my god that's funny um so our friends the the caicos is uh you know jackie you guys have met jackie and jenny jamie and uh you know uh all the everyone all of them all the beautiful girls they were all conceived around the same time their dad owned a party store that would shut down when the plants would be closed because it was right by a plant And it was always around July that they all got conceived. So it was when dad was home from the party store and not having to work. He wasn't tired from working all day. Yeah. So he'd come home and, you know, Mrs. Kacos, Mama Kacos, would have to, like, you know, run away from him. The fertile guy would be chasing her after her. What's up, Craig?

Hey. I listen to the show. Anyway, my comment is my mother, I'm older now, but my mother told me that I personally was conceived after they attended a funeral and after the luncheon. Really? Oh, who was the funeral for? It was one of my uncles. Oh, they were just...

So, you know, isn't it happy, though? Usually after funerals, you're depressed, but isn't it nice that they actually would go and have sex?

absolutely i guess i mean i'm here now yeah i wouldn't typically think you'd get in the mood

to go humping after the funeral you'd be a little sad but you know what you know what it is it's

like lose a life add a life or something like that right yeah yeah absolutely that's awesome so what do you think about this idea mike and his jingle balls and we get a uh doctor to sponsor the jingle ball to do Mike's vasectomy live up on stage. I say the opposite, by the way.

Oh, so are you taking a vote right now?

Well, I'm asking, do you think it would be tasteless for us to do something like that, or is tasteless what we do?

Well, I mean, we are talking about Mike here, you know. I don't know if you want to neuter him right on stage.

I think it would be fun. Like, I think, honestly, it would be fantastic.

Allie should actually be jingling your balls, and you guys should be having sex backstage.

Oh, I like that one better. And, wait, and what we, no, because I like this, we're going to get a sponsor in mind. Unless we're going to get, like, a sponsor that's going to, like, provide, like, the mattress sponsor that I have. We'll provide the bed. But, no. Or booze. Closing the show will be this quartet.

A vasectomy's a medical procedure. The Backstreet Boys could do it. One that makes you half a man You're half a man Remember when you twisted up your garden hose Well, essentially that is the plan

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