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You know what I suggest? I suggest we end the show right now actually after Mike's topic and then we just all go and get ourselves something that is warm and delicious I don't know no I suggest that you go to our podcast page and listen to what we talked about earlier this morning on the air I'm going to go back to even past the war of the roses the beginning of the show the nightmare that made Megan go to her kitchen and grab a knife and put it beside her bed a knife a knife she had a butcher knife right next to her bed you got to go hear that podcast also uh the war of the roses from earlier this morning alicia found out that her husband was cheating on her her husband not a really nice guy you gotta listen to that one they've only been married for three weeks and he's already cheating on her um the oldest prom date ever including somebody that took like a teacher's aid to prom you got to hear that story um should you follow your ex or should you follow in this case shannon following her fiance's ex-wife uh that personal story and the calls on that were very interesting and then i would probably end my tease here with this one the Lit Granny was freaking hysterical. Oh my god, I love her. Honestly, it might even be worth replaying because it was so funny. She was so great. You can check out the podcast of that and more, and you can always listen to Mojo in the Morning. If you miss it, you can catch up. We hope that you do. So go check that out. Tomorrow, Throwback Throwdown, more Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift tickets, and a whole bunch of other fun stuff getting you into the weekend. Mike was invited to a wedding And tell everybody when the wedding is

It's tomorrow Tomorrow afternoon And when did you get the invite? Yesterday So it's actually It's Ali's old co-worker And they did come to our wedding And so I'm assuming That's why we were even on the list Of people to ask So I'm in no way I'm sure I'm a People didn't show up we have some empty space we don't want you to feel like we didn't invite you invite i'm pretty sure that i was uh not even supposed to be on that list to begin with but i'm on that list now and because i don't care that i'm on that list i might just go i know about a pity not a pity invite because

I would have never even known had they not sent me an invitation, but I might just go and I might just get free food and I might just get free drinks and I might just have myself a damn good time.

You got to bring a gift.

It's funny.

You know what's funny about this is that I kind of agree with Mike in the fact that when you have to like anticipate something or look forward to it, put it on your calendar, it becomes a chore. Sometimes you dread it, actually. If it's a last minute, like, last minute parties are, like, the greatest thing to go last minute to.

Yeah, because I don't have to think about it. I'm going to wear, if I go, I'm going to wear the same outfit I wore to Naughty Mom's Night Out. Like, I have an outfit ready to go.

By the way, has anybody ever had, like, something like this happen to them where they got a last minute invite? Or have you ever had, like, a last minute thing like that happen where it's, like, a last minute, let's go on a trip. Or last minute, you know, we're going to do something, you know, crazy. And it turns out to be, like, the greatest thing ever.

Mike, I feel like they had the A-list, the B-list, and the C-list.

Oh, I was on the C-list. Yeah, I think you were on the C-list. Maybe even farther down, like the fill-in for the C-list. Like, if this person can't make it, then we'll get him on there. And I don't care. Like, any other, there's probably maybe a handful of people that if I got that kind of invite from them, I would be like, wow, that was so rude. But this one, I don't really care.

And it wasn't a situation where this is like, we're eloping. They were planning a wedding, and they only gave you a last-minute invite.

Oh, I'm 100% sure. 100% sure.

Kim, voice disguise, what did you want to say?

Yes. My grandma called me about a month ago asking if I wanted to go to my cousin's wedding next month. And I was like, what? I didn't even know that it was coming up so soon. And, yes, Memorial Day weekend. And then I was on a secondary list because the favorites weren't showing up.

Wow. So the list was that long that you got it such a last minute from grandma of all people.

Yep. And one of my aunts and uncles, their entire family got invited. My mom had got invited. But none of her kids got invited. And, yeah, other people weren't showing up. And now they said, hey, do you want to come? And I'm like, I can't get to Florida Memorial Day weekend in a slate of notice.

That's why they did that. That's 100% why they did that. You should go, though. That's the thing. Yes, it was that kind of invite, but who cares? Go. Go enjoy Florida. Go enjoy free booze, free food. Why not?

Exactly. You know what? I might as well.

Mike, would you rather have it be an out-of-town vacation like this? Could you convince your wife to go if it was something like that?

With their current baby-on-the-way situation, no. But in any other situation, maybe.

Is Allie going to weddings? Or is she kind of still laying low? Because for those that don't know this, Mike and his wife are about to have a baby. And it could be any time now. It could be within the next few weeks, right?

Yeah, we got about two and a half weeks.

So are you guys done with doing parties and things like that?

She's very interested in going to this wedding. I don't think we'll go long distances. Because it's in town. like it's in west michigan so it's not like i have to drive far but right you could go to the hospital if necessary yeah and how how funny would that be if we have the baby we have to stand up and walk out of the the wedding that we weren't even originally invited to right because she's

gonna have a baby this was always like the most exciting time by the way because you would wake up in the morning and be like is it today yeah it's today the day bags are packed we're ready

to go would you ever want to be though at a wedding of somebody's wedding and all of a sudden And that's the time that you find out like it's like the you never would expect it, you know, that that happens. A couple of people that are texting in this morning saying that they had the invite to the wedding the day of the wedding. How do you do a day of wedding invite? I've always wanted to know about like if you know that there's going to be 10 empty spots and you have to pay for the food. Do you just invite people just to eat the food? or you've already paid for it at that point right or can you just have it wrapped up like can you just wrap up the food and you know take it home with you like that would that what did you do in your case at your wedding did you have people that didn't show up and you had to pay for their

stuff um i think a couple people didn't show up but and yeah i think you pay for it still yeah i mean i'm pretty sure you pay for it still i would just like sit there and just call anybody

on my list like of hey what do you got going on like there's people that did happen to me i did

I did go to a wedding to join somebody who was there halfway through the reception.

You know who I would call, honestly? And it was super fun. It was fun? Yeah. You know who I would call if I had a-

a wedding that I was going to pay for the food. What's the mojo in the morning listener that's always our first caller on Fridays that comes to every one of our events?

Listener, Amanda. Amanda.

I would call Amanda on up and I would say, hey, Amanda.

You know she'll be there.

I've got some open tables and people aren't going to be here.

Why am I offended that you didn't choose any of us?

Well, because honestly, you don't even come to stuff if I give you a year's notice to come to.

Okay. Fair. I didn't mean for you to just straight out come and attack me. Fair. Not fair. I'm at everything.

Okay.

What have I ever missed that you invited me to?

You're right. I don't know. Well, there have been stuff that you just didn't show up about or didn't do because you just didn't see it. So it's not so much that you won't come to it.

That's true. If you texted me last minute, I'm not going to get it until the next day. That's fair.

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