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All right, Mojo on The Morning Show. Mike is having a little potty problems. What happened over the weekend, Mike?

So my son, Milo, he's three years old, and he's in that phase where he loves to go to the bathroom with me. And I love it because he wants to basically, he's getting the idea of going to the bathroom and going potty and stuff, and we've kind of dabbled with it a little bit. But he's very interested now, and we're at a restaurant in Holland over the weekend called Boatworks, and I take him to the bathroom and I don't know what you're supposed to do in this situation with like your kids I don't know if you bring them to the stall my daughter usually went with my my wife so my son coming with me is uh is different because I've never really done it before so I don't go to the the urinals I go to the stall every time and so I bring him to the stall and usually what he does is he'll stand there and he'll kind of watch which is awkward But then he'll, like, put his hand on the – he just likes to flush the toilet. Like, that's, like, one of the biggest things he loves to do. And I want to be like, ooh, that's disgusting, but he's done grosser things. So whatever. Yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? So whatever.

It's all relative, right?

Yeah, yeah. So he puts his hand on it, and he just sits there and watches normally. And so this is, like, one of those pees that, like, you know it's going to take a second. Like, it's just – I'm just peeing. Like, I'm just peeing, and it's taking a few – like, it could go a minute maybe. That's how long it felt. Really? You had a long stream going, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I think I had some wine, so that could have been it.

Oh, no, don't do that. I have to pee for a minute. How much wine did you have that is causing you to do that? Usually wine doesn't do that. No, I drink a lot of water when I drink wine.

I hope there's a reason for this explicit detail you're sharing.

He's very, by the way, this is very good because we've talked to Mike before and said, Mike, paint a picture for us. I've got the picture completely painted. Milo's got his, or getting ready to put his hand.

It's longer, the pee or your description of the pee?

It was clear. It was a clear day, so it's good.

So Milo's going to get ready to put his hand on the flusher. Yes. Right? You're still peeing away there, and he's looking going, Dad, come on, stop this whole thing. Yep. And what happens?

And then he, out of nowhere, bolts, and he runs over to the other side of the stall.

While you're in stream?

Yeah, and I'm looking back, and I'm doing that thing where I'm kind of looking back and still peeing at the same time, and then he giggles, and that giggle, I know something's about to happen when he giggles like that, and he bolts under the stall, and I'm like, no! So I try to grab his feet as he's going under the stall, and there's another person in that stall next to us that goes, ah! And I go to grab his feet, and I start peeing everywhere, because I'm still mid-pee. So now my pee's going all over the floor, it's going down the side of the toilet, it's hitting my shoes, which is disgusting, And he makes it under the thing Before I can even grab him Wait he's not swimming in the pee

On the floor is he

I don't think he Because I was peeing in my stall And he went under at that point So he's in the stall next to us You can't just kink the hose It doesn't work I tried but it just went everywhere It was a mess

By the way parents who bring their kids Into the bathrooms with them Face most disgusting things But you're trying to do it to encourage him To potty train

And he's interested, but he's still, like, he's kind of holding back. But now when we go to restaurants, his big thing is coming with me when I go. Oh, jeez. And it's usually just a flush of toilet and a watch, whatever. But this time, he just bolted. And probably because it was taking a long time. Yeah. I don't know what to do in those situations.

844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Whose kid did the most disgusting thing in the toilet when you were trying to, you know, just do your duty with with them in there? Well, because here's Milo, like crawling on the floor, like like he's a survival. Yeah, like an army ranger, you know, in battle. The person that was in that other stall.

Did they go, that's immediately what he did Luckily he wasn't going to the bath He had just walked in And he was laughing But that's the noise he made at first

And then I had to, after I'm cleaning up And I got pee all over me I had to go wash his hands and my hands

Are you wearing those shoes today? No, I got rid of those shoes I washed them, I didn't get rid of them They were Crocs, I got rid of them Laquita

What's going on? You can relate to this

huh? Yeah, I can. I have a three-year-old, and when I take him to the bathroom, I don't have to use the bathroom when I take him, but as soon as he starts going, his stream is long, and I'm up there, I'm rocking. I'm rocking. I gotta use the bathroom. I need to take a

pee-pee. I'm going to pee-pee dance.

You never thought that a kid could have that big of a bladder, right? Exactly. That's funny. Brian, what's going on? You can relate to Mike. Hi, Bri. Hey, how are you guys doing this morning?

Good morning.

We're all doing good. Mike is crockless today. What's happening?

So I was at a restaurant in Mexican Village over the summer here, and there was a gentleman in there with his four-year-old son who was having a complete meltdown because his wasn't as big as his dad.

that's funny and you witnessed that entire thing you heard that that i did and the guy the guy was

like just flushed you know just with embarrassment and i i just kind of looked at him and said we've all been there and washed my hands and got out of there as quick as possible and kind of put my head down as they were walking past the table and haven't haven't shared that with anybody till

today that's cute steven's got a similar type story what did you uh hear steven in the the

bathroom so my son came in the bathroom because he'd like to watch what i pee too because he on like three so we still training him and stuff and he came in there and he said why you are so big you got what i got why you are so big and you're like well thank you

don't you wish that that was your spouse saying that right yeah right exactly

well the part about being so big not that you got what i got by the way i just like

I wish I had a clean version of that without us laughing Of Steven just saying why you're so big Just because his voice is so great Thank you Take care What's up Alex

Hey I remember when my kid was that age We went to a sports game And you know you pee A man you stand and stare looking at the wall And he's using the little urinal that's at Like shin height next to me And he goes dad what's this I go, what's what? He goes, what's this? And I look in his hand, and he's got this bright blue urinal cake. We don't touch that. I said, no, no, no, don't touch it. I put it down. He's been through the rest of the day.

Oh, my God. We one time had a dad tell us a story when we were talking about kids in bathrooms. Tell me this is not gross, Alex, because you probably can visualize this. told a story about how he was going to the bathroom and his kid was standing next to him only to look over and his kid jumped into the trough at Joe Lewis Arena and was inside the trough

I forgot about the trough, Dave

By the way, that should have never happened Thank God, if there's anything good that has come to modern society it's getting rid of that thing Brandon, what's going on? Morning, everybody Speaking of falling in

what happened brandon uh well i took my my uh eldest i was a new dad at the time she's my only one and uh she was potty training we have that little tiny seat that goes on inside the the big seat at home yes and uh normally normally i could just stand there and she's just fine and so i took her in the bathroom and she's sitting on the toilet and i just had my hand on her shoulder and all of a sudden she just disappeared she was gone in the toilet She just fell right into the toilet I was scrambling, trying to get her out She was soaking wet It was horrible

Where was this at?

We were at Menards

Their poor daughter fell into the toilet at Menards

Yep, lost her in the toilet

What is their slogan? Save good money at Menards Fall into the toilet at Menards That's great Thank you for the call I love it But this happens to moms, too. Dakota, what happened?

Every time I try and take my girls to the bathroom or even like if I go by myself, I always have the mom, can I come in and sit with you on your lap? And I always have my girls always.

have to sit on ron's web when they're going to the bathroom they try doing it to dad sometimes too and dad's like um that's not possible so you know we always have the stories unfortunately you know the girls walking on dad and it's always the millionaire one questions of dad why are you standing up when you're paying why do you pee sitting down you crap standing up uh bath this

This is a funny one. Beth? Yes. Hey, this is going now. What did your daughter say?

No, it was my son. My husband was going to the bathroom, and my son walked in on him, and he ran to me and said, Mommy, Daddy's got a tail.

If you could only have that on their video that you play when they graduate from high school, you know.

Oh, that would have been great. That would have been awesome.

You have the really touching music playing behind them, like Rascal Flatts, My Wish. And it's like, Daddy, mine. Thank you for the call. Thank you. Bye-bye.

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